EldenLord

@EldenLord@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to whomever needs to hear it⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I bench press extra hard lately

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Just uhh…give it a few wheels, optimally in the front…like make it 4 wheels and they can grab 2 handles with brakes to stabilize on slopes. They might not even have to use the tail too much

  …oh that‘s just a walker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude was never a hero. I bet he secretly wishes he was half as cool as Eminem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Snoop Dogg? More like Whiny Lil Bitchass Dogg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  God I love Splatoon character design

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Turns Out, Steam’s Adult Content Ban Has Been Plotted For A Year And Is Spearheaded By One Of Project 2025’s Leading Voices⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Calling it now: What we currently know as “Project 2025” will reveal itself to be the largest conspiracy of this millenium. The push for internet ID verification “to protect the kids” in UK, US, Canada, EU, Australia is 100% a collective effort. Fuck this timeline, we will not comply!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jump on in.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  injecting a cock

  Freaky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sentence⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But are you also very smart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the gacha nazi and TERF activist with the weird rape fantasies. God, most Vtubers really are a bunch of scum!

  Good on you for not falling into that trap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was her streaming name coincidentally 👟⬇️👨?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Her pronouns became alt/right you say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares a family moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I meant apes as in great apes, but you‘re right, humans are included in the Hominidae superfamily. Gorillas almost only kill each other‘s children when the silverback dies and the group dissolves. Mostly because food becomes scarce then.

  Meanwhile I have seen human parents neglect their children and steal their allowance to try and win a rare Labubu doll. So yeah I‘d argue that as a species, the apes still got their shit together better than humans. (Except chimpanzees obv.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares a family moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People like Anon‘s dad are the reason why earth is still such a backward hillbilly place. Irrational disdain for harmless things like queerness, meanwhile actual problems and crimes like global warming, PFAS usage, genocide and corruption from top government officials.

  Fun fact: Humans are less socially intelligent than apes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, I had fun writing it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah baby crash my bootloader!💕 Pump me full of bloatware and make my integers overflow🥵 I want you to leave my USB port dysfunctional for days and my ram displaced come on baby do it make me BSOD!!!😮‍💨🥵💕💦💦

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has learned enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kid named Night Comet:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First they came for steam, then they came for itch.io .⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We got GoonerGate before the release of the Epstein files

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does the shopping⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Woah, we‘re not on r/relationshipadvice here!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Serious “M‘lady” tips fedora vibes for sure. The yuri hentai is the cherry on top lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being fat is unhealthy, saying so isn‘t “fatphobia”.

  Weird, the girls in your hentai gooner posts all have optimally fit physiques. Hypocrisy much?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s the little things⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see, quite similar to the ol’ light-your-hair-on-fire-to-motivate-yourself-to-shower trick. Clever!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely, however the slurs might help anons cope and not hate each other. It‘s this phenomenon of alt-right thinktanks needing a common enemy, but in this case there is mutual self-depreciation and it works because everyone is anonymous and shares intimate thoughts. Wouldn‘t work in other forms of social media though, there it is PC speech or utter hatred.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is damned⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You wouldn‘t download a cod

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People in these comments really can‘t comprehend a metaphor, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's family tries to rein in grandma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really, I thought about how on /pol/ mentioning the middle east spawns dozens of anons using that word, even if the post is about nature or geography. I replied because it is funny thinking this word is the first attempt of rednecks recycling something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's family tries to rein in grandma⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And because recycling is Woke™, saying “sand-n*****” is now pc speech. Checkmate liberal!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If math fraud was a crime, I would be the whole Yakuza

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another classic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  4chin user

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a game dev⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is only a problem if you want unsustainable growth/enshittification and to treat your devs like shit with bad pay and endless crunch time.