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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, that explains… gestures broadly

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    • Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • urandom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Why do they got skulls? Are they, like, the baddies?

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    • akwd169@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bow to the dark ones and be set free kinda deal

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Who knew we were on a chaos world trapped in the warp forever begging tortured for the amusement of the rich and powerful…

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  • _chris@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I looked into it, and it’s our whole galaxy that’s maybe in a void. There’s plenty of space inside our galaxy to not give a shit about what’s not here.

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  • yaroto98@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We got put in time-out.

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Galactic Quarantine.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everything is in a giant void, dipshit. It came for free with the expansion of the universe

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    • vithigar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not sure if the specifics on the article, but astronomical voids are their own specific thing, not just the vacuum of space.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Void_(astronomy)

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    • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh yeah? Well I have the oldest universe known to man.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah but what is this void made of?!

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  • KraeuterRoy@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Saw a video about this. Apparently galactic voids are pretty hard to enter for reasons that elude my 6am brain. Something to do with gravity.

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    • WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In astronomy, Galaxy clusters are just areas where the density of galaxies is above average and voids are areas where the density is below average. Galaxies attract each other, so the material for Galaxy clusters has to come from somewhere, and that somewhere is voids.

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      • InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That and dark energy. Although this may apply for cosim super-voids and not a void in a cluster, but the expansion of space is faster in areas of space that have less mass than cosmic strings. So if someone built a ship and tried to enter a void they would have to overcome the velocity of the galaxy, the gravity of the galaxy, and the expanding space ahead of them.

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    • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think it’s to do with the combined gravity of the “strings” of galaxies, stars, etc. being far stronger than nearly nothing.

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s basically the same reason why it’s so hard to leave Earth. You can’t just jump. Or fly in an aeroplane. You need a rocket with enough fuel. Otherwise you will fall back down again.

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    • booscience@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So a black hill.

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  • JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We’re in space jail because we don’t play nice with others.

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    • leagman1@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also because we horny

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      • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Also because earth is a deathworld

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  • LetThereBeNick@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a good thing the rate of catastrophic collisions with neighboring bodies is at its lowest in a void. At this point we may as well assume our lack of neighbors was beneficial to our being here in the first place

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    • Jeremyward@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not to mention good weather in the neighborhood, no gamma ray bursts nesrby or supernova or whatnot

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “They’re made of cheesits.”
    “Cheesits?”
    “Cheesits. Those orange fuzzy things that crunch. One of their world leaders even looks like one.”
    “But how do they communicate?”
    "They rub their cheesit bodies together to make non-commital sounds like ‘I cant even’ "
    “That’s too weird. Let’s quarantine this place and get the hell out of here.”
    “Agreed. At least they cant harm us out here.”
    David Blaine teleports behind them both with a pack of cards.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      web.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/…/thinkingMeat.html

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      • jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My first thought.

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cheez Its

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    on purpose heh. woildnt be polite to drop us into polite galactic society as barbaric as we are

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah it’s like a couple hours into the party there’s that one guy who has a lot of distance around him because he’s already cornered everyone individually to ramble at them about his dumb hobby

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    • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I figure once (signs of) life showed up in the atmosphere, galactic civilization probably started isolation/quarantine procedures until we can show we are actually social, civil, and communal instead of violent, competitive, and individualistic.

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  • rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it actually might be the reason we’re around, because in more “populated” areas, unfortunate cosmic events are more frequent too

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would it help if we got out and pushed?

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  • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fermi paradox solved: We’re out in the boonies and no self respecting intelligent lifeform would be wasting their time wandering around here

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    • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It goes the other way too. Paradox solved: We’re in an island of stability, and life doesn’t get the chance to develop in denser, more chaotic regions.

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    • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unless there is spice here which the Empire needs. Earth’s bio-organic molecules may very well be unique in the entire cosmos.

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      • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        We have used almost all of our oil. That’s why they don’t want us.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s not.

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    • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s stellar not galactic scale

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Even then not.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It also might be the answer to the fermi paradox

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    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yea… large time scales, quiet neighbourhood, jupiter as warden. If I were life I’d defo develop there

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      • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        We chillin

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So that’s why God is ignoring us. Earth rolled into his couch cushions and got lost.

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    • prenatal_confusion@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      JD Vance is the plague of gods couch cushions.

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  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One thing’s for sure, I’m going to sit at home and criticize every well-intentioned solution made in good faith that I see posted on the internet while I plant my eyes on a screen all day doing nothing substantial to help solve the problem or support the ones who might be able to make a difference.

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Interesting story but not even remotely “BREAKING!” I read this a year or two ago.

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    • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And “trapped” is an interesting way to frame it. I was under the impression that its a boon for life - less astronomical neighbors means less stuff to interrupt its development.

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      • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes, “trapped” might mean fewer nearby aliens to invite us to join their Galactic Federation and explain now to cure cancer and build warp drives, but it also means fewer apocalyptic-size chunks of crap careening around the neighborhood.

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  • kureta@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What do they mean “trapped”? Is it a bad thing? Does it have any effect on anything earth-related? Is earth being held there by an unknown force?

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    • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Meaning that if we don’t immediately accelerate to near the speed of light, we are stuck here.

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      • MortUS@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Huh, that really makes the only livable planet in our entire galaxy just that much more important.

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      • phlegmy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You better start pushing then

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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Holy crap! trump is really screwing up, on a galactic scale. /s

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  • synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not again!

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  • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aka quarantine.

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    God took his shoot in a lonely place. Maybe better so we can’t breed over other places.

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  • EldenLord@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So what they‘re saying is that nothing around the world should have me worried?

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  • benny@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Isn’t stuff like this in the drake equation or something more up to date? Lack of activity or the right amount probably helps life.

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  • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably the pre-Sol star that burst a lot of matter out, and we’re something that was left somehow.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just give it a few million years.

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    • TTimo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Millions? Ah!

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  • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ahhh, fine, I guess it’s my turn anyway. I’ll be back in a bit.

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    • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Okay, we’re good.

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  • prenatal_confusion@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gulagtic prison.

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