Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨George R. R. Martin's New Announcement Has Finally Made Me Accept He's Never Finishing The Winds Of Winter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eoin Colfer is already salivating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New identity just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s me before I’ve had my second cup of coffee in the morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's yours?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, I’m Biggus Dickus. Nice to meet you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8 years of RBF⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop judging me, bucko!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Forgot to label the baby. 2/10 meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨engaged⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Widerstand ist zwecklos! Ihr werdet Deutsch lernen und ihr werdet es mögen!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fucking hate modern design and modern designers.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What are these “friends” people keep talking about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The new Diablo 4 Berserk crossover skins will cost you up to $150⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If there weren’t so many pathetic losers paying for this sort of crap, none of this would be happening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drought conditions already hitting UK crop production, farmers say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was young (a very long time ago), the UK was very much associated with rain. If you’d ask any non British person what they think about when they hear about the UK, the answer would have been tea, polite people and rain. I guess at least the first one still holds true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drought conditions already hitting UK crop production, farmers say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a headline you’d ever have expected to read about the UK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those games are so expensive because people will pay those prices. There are plenty of cheap games to be had.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What DeleteMe and Incogni aren't telling you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely worth watching.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a pic of two besties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I want to see Bruce Lee do a kung fu demonstration with those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a pic of two besties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squint your eyes 👀⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'About Us' page locked behind a paywall⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They will literally sell their own grandmother for clicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Describes me pretty well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨friendly reminder⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But… but… there are people there! They might talk to me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sad but true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Noooooi!!! Never!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon always gets his man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that 4chan is gone, I guess we’re doomed to endless reposts of the same few greentexts for all eternity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LOVE POTATO SALAD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You probably have defeat a few of those before you can enter Mega-Karen’s lair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love me a Legume Garlic BLT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I rarely ever sleep eight hours straight. Should I be worried?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With Tim Pool in the White House Press Pool, will we ever find out what's under that beanie?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bags of cocaine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satire, I think⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies that list all their products, but don't explain the different product lines suck.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is entirely intentional. The point is to confuse the consumer and make them buy more expensive shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do office workers actually do?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I reengineer business processes based on best practices and state of the art technologies and methods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The solution is to learn a new language. Then, whatever accent you have in that new language, that is your first language. I’ve noticed this with Canadians a few times. They’d speak English like you’d never think it was anything but their first language, but when they spoke German, they had a French accent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter from the POTUS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Must be. Nothing ever sounded more authentic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liz Truss to launch her own ‘uncensorable’ social media platform⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a plan.