Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Those games are so expensive because people will pay those prices. There are plenty of cheap games to be had.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What DeleteMe and Incogni aren't telling you⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely worth watching.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a pic of two besties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I want to see Bruce Lee do a kung fu demonstration with those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a pic of two besties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squint your eyes 👀⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'About Us' page locked behind a paywall⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They will literally sell their own grandmother for clicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Describes me pretty well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨friendly reminder⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But… but… there are people there! They might talk to me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sad but true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Noooooi!!! Never!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon always gets his man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that 4chan is gone, I guess we’re doomed to endless reposts of the same few greentexts for all eternity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LOVE POTATO SALAD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You probably have defeat a few of those before you can enter Mega-Karen’s lair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love me a Legume Garlic BLT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I rarely ever sleep eight hours straight. Should I be worried?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With Tim Pool in the White House Press Pool, will we ever find out what's under that beanie?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bags of cocaine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satire, I think⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies that list all their products, but don't explain the different product lines suck.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is entirely intentional. The point is to confuse the consumer and make them buy more expensive shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do office workers actually do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I reengineer business processes based on best practices and state of the art technologies and methods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The solution is to learn a new language. Then, whatever accent you have in that new language, that is your first language. I’ve noticed this with Canadians a few times. They’d speak English like you’d never think it was anything but their first language, but when they spoke German, they had a French accent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Easter from the POTUS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Must be. Nothing ever sounded more authentic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liz Truss to launch her own ‘uncensorable’ social media platform⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liz Truss to launch her own ‘uncensorable’ social media platform⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even the vegetables are that dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get that america is failing if it's duty to suppress the rise of fascist but did the rest of the world just put all its eggs in the america basket?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, at least for the Europeans that is very much the case. The Germans, for instance, were always morally appalled by the more overtly violent aspects of US Imperialism, but were perfectly happy to hide under their coattails and let them do the dirty work. The deal was that Europe world accept US hegemony in exchange for military protection. Nobody could ever imagine that the US would just rip up that deal because it will definitely hurt them more than everybody else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Dreaming in my ass” - I think I’ll pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices lazy writing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold the door!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elevated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  About 20%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. The only reason Trump became The Führer is his ability to basically hypnotise the morons with his insane ramblings. Something he has in common with a certain failed painter from Austria, incidentally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Two more days is just about as much of this shit as I can take.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a mixture of stupidity and laziness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Email⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “in getting the impression that you’re not really a team player, Tim!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is looking for a new video game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m looking at the headset hanging on my wall with apprehension now.