Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates smartphones⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Take away anon’s phone for a day and see how he likes it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s actually a lump of lava with a thin crust. Any time the crust breaks we have a very bad time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We never see successful drone interceptions but that doesn’t mean they don’t happen. Not the kind of odds I’d like to take, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a white hat hacker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So which is your favourite flavour?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We dumb⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The more you know, the more you know what you don’t know. People who know nothing often think they know everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I bought an HP Laptop with 8gb of Ram...and was suppose to be 256gb SSD. I downloaded one game and its all the way down to 80. Is there any free software to download to help?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You obviously need to download more RAM.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luke Wilson Is 'Always Pitching' an Idiocracy Sequel to Mike Judge⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, we’ve already had part 2 from 2016 to 2020. Part 3 is coming out soon. I wonder how they’re going to top that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surveillance⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure why anybody would want to see my moobs, but have at it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depressing awful town⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet you also think health insurance CEOs are hard working, upstanding members of the community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depressing awful town⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello? I would like to report a crime against humanity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And a pigeon. It succeeds in that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based Anarchist Jesus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If he didn’t want to get caught, he would have gotten rid of the gun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They look pretty happy to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t anybody think of the poor shareholders?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When speaking to the manager doesn't cut it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It all started when the restaurant wouldn’t comp her meal even though the fries were cold

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I definitely won’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Subway lovers posted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If all you have to choose from is shit, you’ll always end up with a shit sandwich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CEO brains go brrrrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about if the CEO just spent a quarter billion dollars to support fascist insurgency?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yevgeny Prigozhin had the training, the alibi, and the jacket but what was his motive?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Psychopaths like him don’t need a motive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair Work Commision decides pickets are bad faith and not allowed.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do me harder, FWC-sensei, UWU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Powered bv SteamOS' gaming handheld validation leaks in Valve documentation, Asus ROG Ally may be among first handhelds with official SteamOS support⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re less open about it but you can bet they’re still at it. Any OEM that sells anything but Windows will be penalised in licensing deals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reactor goes brrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think nuclear waste is a “solved issue” you just show how little you understand the subject matter. So you’re going to store nuclear waste above ground for a couple of millennia? How’s that going to work out? And thorium reactors might some day become a viable technology. But that is at best decades away. That is not a solution for any present day problem. And what about all those old and aging legacy reactors that are being kept running beyond their design lifespan? Surely nothing can go wrong there.

  But it doesn’t matter. Despite all the irrational exuberance of the nukebros it’s just not going to happen. The economics were never there and still aren’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reactor goes brrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is “crude power”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reactor goes brrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2 MW. Fantastic. And only 8 years until it reaches continuous operation. How long will it be before that is anywhere near utility scale?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reactor goes brrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Proliferation. Nuclear waste. Long term storage of said waste. Dependence on raw materials that are only available in a few places. Lack of economic viability. Lack of clear timelines for development of new technologies. Monopolistic practices of proprietors. To name just the most important ones. Oh, and the old blowy uppy thing, of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a moment to live⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His defence will be that his Cyberdyne^TM nanotech brain implants malfunctioned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Powered bv SteamOS' gaming handheld validation leaks in Valve documentation, Asus ROG Ally may be among first handhelds with official SteamOS support⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And you really believe they’re not doing that any more?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Powered bv SteamOS' gaming handheld validation leaks in Valve documentation, Asus ROG Ally may be among first handhelds with official SteamOS support⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s see what MS has to say about that. Although they won’t say anything officially, of course. But they’ll certainly try to prevent this sort of thing from catching on from behind the scenes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reactor goes brrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally totally no downsides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reactor goes brrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And are those modern molten salt reactors in the room with us now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Energy 🤤⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Democrats are using those to blow gay mists at upstanding conservatives! Wake up, sheeple!