Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemon-Shaped World Is the Most Stretched-Out Planet Ever Seen | An unusual object orbiting a rapidly spinning star might be a new phenomenon in the universe.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The lemonade industry on this planet must be on another level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neanderthals wouldn't be considered a person under U.S law⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The law covers things that actually exist. As Neanderthals don’t exist in our time, there’s no point making laws about them. If they existed, there would be laws about them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨life hack⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn’t covered his bases here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sun Tzu, the Art of War⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Common selbst had been in short supply throughout human history. The guy wrote this book because he observed people doing lots of dumb shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol, lmao even.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve met plenty of Ph.D.s that were pretty dumb. So that figures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fine dining⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This ranking just means that people left a lot of positive reviews. So it’s a nice place by gas station standards. That doesn’t mean it’s better than an actual restaurant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MONOCULTURE⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who needs insects anyway?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone in tech confirm?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely not. Farming isn’t anywhere as romantic as those city slickers think. I’d certainly like to get off the hamster wheel but shovelling manure isn’t anywhere on the list if things I’d rather do instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cluckthulu?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can i have some more of the Turkraken, please?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Chester.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What a terrible day to have eyes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because competence is a swearword in Trump world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dispute⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Attack now, soldier, or I’m going to have you shot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s Optimus Robot shuts down after reproducing the gesture of its human operator removing their headset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More likely, they’re going to start it because they’ve built all this inventory nobody wants to buy. Gotta use it for something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk’s Optimus Robot shuts down after reproducing the gesture of its human operator removing their headset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The robot apocalypse will be teleoperated from a scam compound in Myanmar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad, melancholic even.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When life gives you lemons, be thankful for receiving enough vitamin C in your nutrition to avoid scurvy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skier narrowly avoids a crevasse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But that would require at least a couple of functioning brain cells.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skier narrowly avoids a crevasse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not being a fucking moron and skiing in places like this prevents issues like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Religion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s unfortunately not how it works. The religious very often use their religion as an excuse to control other peoples’ lives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pedo planet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, they have s whole planet now? I thought it was just an island.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That Eminem song now has a whole new meaning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe in Stan and I believe in Ollie too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've done it, boys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously. Once we ban trans girls from playing volleyball, all our problems will be solved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've done it, boys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This single diagram really tells you all you ever need to know. And yet a lot of people in the bottom 50% think that the gays or refugees are to blame for their problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phrasing!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So what are all those bottoms going to do without a top?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Standardization rule⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if they’re from wish.com and full of harmful chemicals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I have no evidence for any of this but I know in my heart it’s true!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zero Chull⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But those are the ones that consume the hate content, not the ones that create it. That takes at least a few functioning brain cells.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A blog re-used one of my Reddit posts as a genuine comment on their blog⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want to name the blog, hobby and reddit username so that blog don’t get more undeserved views.

  In that case I’ll assume your review was about a massive dildo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zero Chull⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This has always been known and the morons have always chosen to ignore it. It won’t be different this time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So next time you see a rat remember they paid for sex in their previous life.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, how much sexual until I become a cockroach? Asking for a friend.