Diplomjodler3
@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
- Comment on the murican dream 1 day ago:
I remember a time when the American dream meant something else.
- Comment on Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend 3 days ago:
Your mom says hi, by the way.
- Comment on My god 1 week ago:
That guy is lucky the dinosaurs didn’t sue him for the Chisxulub incident.
- Comment on Buzz off 1 week ago:
That happened to me too. I was standing in line at the bakery and got stung in the neck by a fucking wasp I didn’t even see coming. Fuck those guys.
- Comment on New Yorkers can't even identify fucking shapes 1 week ago:
What about the batteries in the phone you are using? Or the gasoline that’s manufactured using cobalt-based catalysts? Do you care about the children in mines that extracted those?
- Comment on LA is proposing a subway system for Dodger Stadium. This will allow people to commute from the stadium parking area to the stadium 1 week ago:
Who could ever have guessed.
- Comment on LA is proposing a subway system for Dodger Stadium. This will allow people to commute from the stadium parking area to the stadium 2 weeks ago:
That might make line go up more slowly.
- Comment on LA is proposing a subway system for Dodger Stadium. This will allow people to commute from the stadium parking area to the stadium 2 weeks ago:
What this place needs is obviously more car lanes.
- Comment on LA is proposing a subway system for Dodger Stadium. This will allow people to commute from the stadium parking area to the stadium 2 weeks ago:
Now, let me guess what kind of people lived there…
- Comment on Caption this. 2 weeks ago:
Fish comes in, fish goes out, you can’t explain that!
- Comment on Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data 2 weeks ago:
He’s held together by nothing but malice.
- Comment on Nope 2 weeks ago:
Just give it a few million years.
- Comment on Adam 2 weeks ago:
No, he’s zombieing.
- Comment on $37 for a burrito 2 weeks ago:
I want only organic toddlers in my burrito!
- Comment on there's a Costco at the other end 3 weeks ago:
What a waste! Think of all the data centres that could be out there!
- Comment on there's a Costco at the other end 3 weeks ago:
Real Cars for real Red Blooded Americans!
- Comment on Handy tip 3 weeks ago:
POLICE!!! DROP THAT COW NOW AND NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT!!!
- Comment on On the seventh day, god created uranium 3 weeks ago:
People who believe in young earth creationism have completely rejected science already. They won’t be convinced by any scientific argument.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I wanna be rich enough to have other people use the computer for me.
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 3 weeks ago:
Playing Russian roulette would be a lot cheaper.
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 3 weeks ago:
Quite the opposite! Charge them ten million bucks. They’ll all want to go and write a few won’t come back.
- Comment on Hail math! 4 weeks ago:
It was very much disinformation. The whole satanic panic bullshit was based on far right propaganda.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
There’s no way this will not end up in a mess.
- Comment on Vibe management 4 weeks ago:
But they got to fire a lot of people which is their favorite thing to do.
- Comment on When you are not employed but need to go to a workshop/conference/public events that require you to lost out your company and title, what do you put on without sounding awkward? 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, that’s pretty much a no-brainer.
- Comment on Example 4 weeks ago:
Both are entirely incapable of love so, no.
- Comment on A woman has been ordered to remove a gorilla statue from the front of her house in Wakefield or face a fine. 4 weeks ago:
Happens a lot here.
- Comment on We have a good thing going 4 weeks ago:
Chances are, you’re not subversive enough to rate an FBI man.
- Comment on New mrbeast video is dark 4 weeks ago:
This is basically what we living in developed countries are all doing every day.
- Comment on vacation 4 weeks ago:
Until the next storm.