Diplomjodler3
@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon buys cigarettes 2 days ago:
Fuck off, asshole!
Am I doing it right?
- Comment on Valid point 2 days ago:
It’s OK, Gramps, let’s get you back to bed.
- Comment on The year is 2036 and I’ve been brought in for questioning because my PlayStation Plus subscription lapsed well over 3 months ago. 3 days ago:
COPYRIGHT ENFORCEMENT AGENCY!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD!!!
- Comment on The year is 2036 and I’ve been brought in for questioning because my PlayStation Plus subscription lapsed well over 3 months ago. 3 days ago:
Except you’ll also have to swear allegiance to the Supreme Leader before you can use any computing device.
- Comment on If the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas was made today in these times would it be too meta on the current society? Or would it be seen as trying to push an agenda? 3 days ago:
Yeah, it’s totally the writers’ fault. Definitely not the executives that design movies by committee to extract maximum profit. No, Sir!
- Comment on When the ketamine hits... 3 days ago:
I want some of that too.
- Comment on Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this" 3 days ago:
Nothing is so shit that Poopypants couldn’t make it shittier.
- Comment on Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this" 3 days ago:
Everything Trump touches turns to shit. He really has the reverse Midas touch.
- Comment on Health yeating 4 days ago:
Wait until RFK jr. hears about that.
- Comment on Health yeating 4 days ago:
But then you’ll destroy all the vitamins!
- Comment on Health yeating 4 days ago:
Follow us for more money saving tips!
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Conservativism in a nutshell.
- Comment on That explains a lot 6 days ago:
Dammit, Newton! Life must have been so much easier back then!
- Comment on holding sex 6 days ago:
How would you like it some giant suddenly picked you up while you’re having a shag? Rude.
- Comment on US Energy Secretary Chris Wright: “I'm thrilled to report that after 35 years, on July 4th, we will end the subsidies for wind and solar projects” 1 week ago:
Good. All this is going to do is show that renewables are cheaper even without subsidies. Then maybe people will finally start questioning all the fossil fuel subsidies.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Shut up and bend over this table!
- Comment on No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had! 1 week ago:
These days nothing is too crazy to be real.
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 1 week ago:
Crunchy!
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 1 week ago:
Depends on the shrimp.
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 1 week ago:
Did he like bananas?
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 1 week ago:
Very in character for anon.
- Comment on *laughs nervously* 1 week ago:
Sink subscription.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
At B1 Level you can understand a lot of texts, if you’re willing to put in the work. You’ll have to look up a lot of words and re-read passages a few times occasionally. It’ll be a bit of a slog, but it’s also the most effective way to improve your reading comprehension. It’s also a lot easier these days when you can just look up stuff online. Back in my day, I’d have a dictionary sitting next to me and if a word wasn’t in there, I’d have to go to the library to look it up in the Biiig Dictionary (OED ftw).
- Comment on How do you keep your shit organized? 1 week ago:
Buy some cable ties. 100 for five bucks from Amazon. Tie up all your cables. Boom, rat’s nest gone. If you wanna be fancy, sort the cables into boxes or bags by type. An hour’s work, no hassle again, ever.
- Comment on Bought it on the Steam Summer Sale 1 week ago:
How many FPS do you get in Cyberpunk?
- Comment on Linux running super slowly on the Intel 4004, where a simple ls command takes days to execute 2 weeks ago:
They obviously haven’t removed all the bloat yet.
- Comment on RAM Trucks ad 2 weeks ago:
What an utter fucking embarrassment.
- Comment on Demon slayer 2 weeks ago:
And where would one find this repugnant den of heretical iniquity? So one can avoid it, of course.
- Comment on "I can't believe I have to say this, but arresting civilians for collecting paint chips and not arresting the people in power for raping children is fucking evil." 2 weeks ago:
You are very much there already.
- Comment on "I can't believe I have to say this, but arresting civilians for collecting paint chips and not arresting the people in power for raping children is fucking evil." 2 weeks ago:
And moving them! In boxes!