Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  9 o’ clock? Time to get home!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hesitating getting a Switch 2 (1st game console in 15 years)...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And you can get a whole collection of games for the piece of one Nintendo game. They have a lot of kids’ games too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Army Shaving Policy Will Allow Soldiers with Skin Condition that Affects Mostly Black Men to Be Kicked Out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Another policy written in Moscow. The US armed forces cannot meet their recruitment targets as it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But I am mighty!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I buy the store brand from the local supermarket. €2,99 for a 250 ml bottle and it works great. I never get sunburn, even during multi hour bike rides in the blazing sun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To what extent has Smartphones replaced Computers? Has Smartphones replaced Computers for you or people you know? Will Phones and Computers eventually merge into one device?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  People who didn’t have computers before smartphones came around, don’t have computers now. For a lot of people the phone will be the first and only computer they use. As for convergence, yes, it’s happening. A modern smartphone is powerful enough tu run a desktop OS. That would be good enough for most tasks of most people. Google are working to bring that to the Pixels, Samsung had Dex for a long time. But again, that will only be relevant for people who want to use computers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heisenberg cat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  High time for Heisenberg to get his own cat. Can’t let Schrödinger have all the fun to himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chickenslap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But how do you get the chicken neck from the stratosphere once you’ve slapped it that fast?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon conserves power⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you ever need to claw your way out of a heap of rubble, you’ll be thankful for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon conserves power⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Antivirus protection could be better, though. Oh, and the built in self destruct is kind of a bummer, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crikey ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When I went on a trip in the early 2000s, I took a phone, a satnav, an MP3 player, a camera and for longer trips a netbook with a UMTS stick (3G modem you could plug into a USB port). Plus all the associated chargers, cables and other gubbins. I felt really cool and modern with my huge, clunky tech bag. Now that seems quaint and outdated. I wonder if people will feel the same about smartphones in 20 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good boy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He works for the Trump administration now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Police use controversial AI tool that looks at people’s sex lives and beliefs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an ASBO for you, mate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Police use controversial AI tool that looks at people’s sex lives and beliefs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll be required to have a camera installed in your bedroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Democracy has three main elements: free and fair elections, the rule of law and the separation of powers. You haven’t said anything about the other two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is investigated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re trying to recruit him for ICE because of all his racist comments online.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, there’s one orb I certainly won’t be pondering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes trains⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m from Europe. What’s a train?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok smartass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In Germany we say “dreiviertel acht” or “three quarter eight”. This will irrationally enrage people from Northern Germany.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nexus Mods' new owners promise they won't monetise the site to death as users panic at the whiff of venture capital⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Narrator: they monetised the site to death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨E.P.A. Plans to Reconsider a Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos | The Trump administration’s move sets back a decades-long effort to end the use of the material, which is widely banned in other countries.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But that’s a sacrifice the US oligarchy are willing to make.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Das not good.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Die spinnen, die Amis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best way to respond to someone who says "transracial is just as valid as transgender"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This person is not arguing in guys faith and is just looking to make trouble. Engaging with people like that is as frustrating as it is futile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you clear a straight line of malfunctioning pixels on a phone with a lighter?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try putting it in the microwave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Supreme Leader⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Führer Taco McBonespur

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...📉⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They help regular people when there are natural disasters. Can’t have that now, can we? Where’s the rugged individualism in that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waking up your kid at six on the weekend is just cruel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What???⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those chaps must all be pretty well endowed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real reasons people do not have the number of children they want revealed in new report⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The people who do all the handwringing about falling birth rates are the same people who bring them about by their shitty policies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All this produce is going to spoil at the food bank where I volunteer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure there will be people salivating at the opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaves have evolved at least twice 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What? I’m just giving a practical demonstration.