Diplomjodler3
@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
- Comment on Milk? Pshaw! Toast? Scoff! Behold and weep... 18 hours ago:
I like to take them intravenously.
- Comment on Milk? Pshaw! Toast? Scoff! Behold and weep... 19 hours ago:
You can snort them.
- Comment on Wise words 1 day ago:
Easy choice.
- Comment on Snackalackin 1 day ago:
Try eating an apple.
- Comment on Surely they yearn for the mines 1 day ago:
I wasn’t saying automation is a bad thing, i just said it’s not the same as robotics.
- Comment on Surely they yearn for the mines 1 day ago:
Those machines are not robots in the sense that they can do stuff at least partially autonomously. Everything is tenor controlled, i.e. There’s a human in the loop at all times. Present day robots can’t even do the simplest tasks without being teleoperated.
- Comment on The most evil section of humanity 2 days ago:
Most certainly.
- Comment on Web shooter 2 days ago:
That actually makes sense.
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- Comment on Do millennials keep looking significantly more youthful than previous generations? 2 days ago:
Absolutely. I’ve been using moisturizer for about the past 30 years and - if i may say so myself - I look a lot less crinkly than many other people my age.
- Comment on The most evil section of humanity 2 days ago:
Sure. But a thirteen year old saying stuff like that to an adult? OK OK, you can fax my geezer certificate to the nearest Blockbuster. I’ll pick it up tomorrow.
- Comment on The most evil section of humanity 2 days ago:
Personally, I don’t think insulting random passersby for their clothes is alright. But then I’m probably just old-fashioned.
- Comment on Gaze upon the inevitability of death and despair. 3 days ago:
Greetings, fellow geezer! Let’s have a brewski on the porch and yell at kids to get off our lawn.
- Comment on ‘Realistic and reassuring’: UK public ‘responding calmly’ to Be Ready campaign 3 days ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
The family water buffalo urgently needs an operation.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
About 99.5% according to this highly scientific number I just pulled out of my ass.
- Comment on It used to be a library 1 week ago:
It’s a store where there’s a pickpocket in every aisle, all the products are cheap fakes and the registers are programmed to cheat.
- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 1 week ago:
Close enough.
- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 1 week ago:
Well that’s about ten.
- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 1 week ago:
It’s also possible to drive through about ten countries in 8 hours in Central Europe.
- Comment on I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes 2 weeks ago:
Linus has always prioritized results over ideological purity. Which is why Linux runs the world whereas BSD is still just a niche project.
- Comment on I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes 2 weeks ago:
Would you look at the time! Tux o’clock already!
- Comment on I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes 2 weeks ago:
Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?
- Comment on Royal Mail on ‘brink of collapse’ as 400 staff quitting each week, union warns 2 weeks ago:
How dare you blaspheme against the gospel of St. Thatcher, you filthy heretic!
- Comment on SBA #270 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 2 weeks ago:
Pocketception
- Comment on Wildlife park confirms tiger will not be euthanised after man mauled to death 2 weeks ago:
The tiger did nothing wrong.
- Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report 2 weeks ago:
Swole Jesus deliver us from the temptation to skip leg day!
- Comment on Why? 2 weeks ago:
Planned obsolescence is one of the cornerstones of our economic order.
- Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report 2 weeks ago:
Obviously. And he loved shooting his AR-15.
- Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report 2 weeks ago:
What a weird statement.
- Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report 2 weeks ago:
Alive. And unspoiled!