Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depart, men of education.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump has already dismantled the American empire. The decline will be rapid and terminal. Even if they returned to sanity tomorrow, the damage cannot be undone any time soon. Nobody is going to trust the US again in our lifetimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stairwell To Happiness⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can fix her!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone is waiting for his government assigned econowife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pregnant woman gives birth in ambulance after being rejected by 40 hospitals [Korea]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US she’d get a $1000 bill from each hospital that rejected her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gives a former president some feedback⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like the “war on drugs” was never about stopping drugs, this was never about stopping terrorism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are the chances of irreparable damage due to obstructed blood circulation during sleep?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if they’re American?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are the chances of irreparable damage due to obstructed blood circulation during sleep?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  take a hacksaw to your foot in a week when it really starts rotting.

  Apparently people really do that in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DR HANKS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨E.P.A. Targets Dozens of Environmental Rules as It Reframes Its Purpose; Lee Zeldin, the E.P.A. administrator, said the agency’s mission was to make it cheaper to buy cars, heat homes and run business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Narrator: it didn’t get cheaper. Only corporate profits increased.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I recommend you don't watch this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are people posting realistic documentaries here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wankpanzers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not aware of any car that has more than two gears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm missing an entire hour of my life. AMA.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was obviously the gay, woke, communist, globalist transdimensional space vampires!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically, how feasible is it to 100% boycott a massive corporation (such as Amazon) for an extended period of time?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is never a perfect solution. Just boycotting them in any way you reasonably can will go a long way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You guys have to end it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve driven manual for over 30 years. Back in the day automatic transmissions were slow, clunky and inefficient. When I first tried modern one, I was instantly converted. Like, I also don’t want to manually adjust rotation speed on my washing machine, why would I do it in the car? Driving electric takes it to a whole new level. It just frees up mind share for concentrating on traffic. There’s no guarantee people will actually do that, of course. And if you think that things that are subconscious don’t take up mind share, you don’t know much about how the brain works. And if you think drivers on manual are less distracted, I have news for you too. I guess you live in the US, where driving manual is a choice. Here it’s mainly in cheaper, older cars which are driven by people who don’t much care about cars or driving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You guys have to end it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There must be a trans joke in here somewhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You guys have to end it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you sing an aria by Mozart or something when you drive? But anyway, in my experience driving manual makes people more distracted because they have to think about gears and the clutch and stuff. Sure, a competent driver will not have any difficulty with that, but there’s an awful lot of them out there that don’t quite fall into that category.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it a red flag if a potential employer rushes you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It could also be that their hair is genuinely on fire and they need someone fast. You don’t always need to assume the worst. I’d be upfront and ask what the rush is. If they’re open about it and give sensible answers it may be OK. If they get pissy, walk away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you a chicken?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really laying on the “rizz” here, as young people would say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Cybertruck shaped man is destroying our government⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re going to need a bigger bullet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Is Breaking Things We Can’t Just Fix⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, duh. It took him just one month to overthrow alliances that guaranteed the US’s security and prosperity for over seventy years. And the only beneficiary is Putin. Gee, I wonder why that is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays a farming sim⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What game is that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A funny thing in Iran is how they repackage old PlayStation consoles⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d probably be breaking a lot of sanctions. And if you’re not part of the oligarchy that will have consequences.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can give you a transplant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until he’s 30. I was pretty scrawny as a young lad. As soon as I turned thirty, I started putting on the pounds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sun God⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My socks were appropriately blown off but I still didn’t get invited.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a name for when stupid people accuse you of their faults? Is that projection?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trumpery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indiana is a great place to hire child labor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it was good enough for the bronze age Israelites, it’s good enough for us!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indiana is a great place to hire child labor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The children yearn for the mines!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop touching your stuff!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, I have to climb all the way up there? No thanks. I’ll rather stay down here and spank the monkey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy three years to the Steam Deck - the Linux gaming machine that changed everything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time for a new one!