Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨scam alert⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where is she keeping the gun, if she’s out robbing people? Just want to know out of scientific curiosity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's mom has questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not gay, as long as the folder is called “no homo”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the one and only⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It would definitely be possible but it would likely be wildly inefficient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you replace the beef patty in hamburger with a think slice of ham does that make it more or less a hamburger?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But what does that have to do with Hamburg?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the contents of your expandable bottom?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does it only ever expand but never contact?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brb, gomna sample some sci-fi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d read that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adorable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For the truly courageous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sacre blu⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People would just lie in the shitpost sub? What a preposterous idea!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bruh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Germany might have ended up with some different form of fascism without Hitler. But I doubt things would have turned out quite as badly. Which is pure speculation, of course. Also, there may be another fascist leader after Trump. But again, I doubt he’ll have the same kind of following.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bruh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People underestimate the influence a single person can have on history. Without Hitler, there would have been no Nazi Germany. Without Trump, the Nazi movement in the US will fall apart. They’re certainly not going away but without a Führer they’ll just be a bunch of bickering factions. And none of the other fuckers will be able to rally their base the way Trump did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon fears The Hand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the hand reach people that are underground?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capitalism is all about using state power to protect capital by force⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally totally unintentional.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s going to be a reaally long layover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's class fails expectations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s on 4chan, so it must be true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When will we learn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The US in no way have a monopoly on Christian fundamentalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I say both.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad we have a scientific answer at last.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨never forget⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the moon isn’t real, where does all the cheese come from? Checkmate conspiracy theorists!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reform given record-breaking £72m by two crypto billionaires⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their worldview is defined by cognitive dissonance. Logic doesn’t work on them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Far and No Further⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they’ll forget my double guacamole again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And don’t forget narcissistic. This fucker did it for the attention as much as anything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DLSS 5 comes with a massive 50-60% performance hit, so I hope you like lower frame rates with your dose of AI image enhancement⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’ll keep the hype cycle going for a little bit longer! Line must go up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's porn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The point is that Trump, in addition to all his other failings, is medically unfit for the office in a way that would be comical if it wasn’t so serious. Also, people resorting to cynical humour in that face of their perceived powerlessness is not an unusual reaction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Commas save lives⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t tell me how to live my life!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The lord has started smiting republicans.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good really needs to up his smiting game here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a paranormal experience⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Carbon monoxide?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to solve your problems before we help you solve your problems. Top notch logic there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cruelty is definitely a big part of it but also NIMBYism. If we don’t see the homeless people, we don’t have to think about them and try to find solutions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 10 P.M. Dinner Is a Spanish Tradition. Are People Giving It Up?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How dare these people do things that aren’t exclusively dedicated to creating wealth for the rich?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the only job opportunity the clankers haven’t taken from us yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Italian place in South Africa, which means "counterfeit" in Italian (correct me if I'm wrong)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy mistake to make.