Diplomjodler3
@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
- Comment on Had it coming 10 hours ago:
In German we say “dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen!” (May lightning strike you while you shit) I guess that’s what happened here.
- Comment on Ancient Historians v. Modern Historians 2 days ago:
It’s sad to think that probably about 90% of writing from antiquity is lost. Then again, 100% of all history from before writing was invented is lost. And that’s by far the largest part of human history.
- Comment on This is why I only drink energy drinks 2 days ago:
This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn’t just make you pee.
- Comment on The Vancouver Police 2 days ago:
Trying to combat drug addiction through policing has been proven ineffective time and time again. You may want to rethink that one.
- Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan 3 days ago:
Calm down, pal! I’m sure mum will bring the tendies soon.
- Comment on Shhhh! it's sleeping. 3 days ago:
Foundation game on point.
- Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan 3 days ago:
It’s bad parenting alright. But I don’t believe that they’ve never made an effort before. More likely the guy has resisted any attempt to get him to be independent.
- Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan 3 days ago:
Again, assuming this has any basis in reality, I think it’s likely that the parents have made many attempts to get the guy to change before and this is the last resort. They probably didn’t wait 38 years and then one day just decided “this is it”.
- Comment on BBC puts up their favorite 4 days ago:
If one guy says two plus two is four and the other guy says two plus two is five, they will just report both sides and call that “balanced”. Pointing out that one is objectively right and one is objectively wrong would have the wrong side screech about “bias” incessantly.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
In and out, three days max.
- Comment on Drowning in grid scale batteries 5 days ago:
I’d like the area in football fields and the weight in elephants, please. You need to standardize these things.
- Comment on I got your 6-7 right here, kids! 5 days ago:
Those flies totally had it coming!
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Soon they’ll have the ancient far eastern peace symbol too.
- Comment on Pathetic 6 days ago:
Just give it a few thousand years.
- Comment on Every heartwarming human interest story in America... 1 week ago:
Won’t anybody think of the jobs in the orphan crushing industry?
- Comment on Maybe it's time for Penguin 1 week ago:
Arch, obviously. What else would you choose?
- Comment on Only in America™️ 1 week ago:
Praised be AI Jesus!
- Comment on All workers deserve the same Paid Time Off deal as Mitch. 1 week ago:
I’m sure his dear colleagues in the senate have been donating their sick days to him.
- Comment on I don't care about you 1 week ago:
For the young’uns who don’t know what this is about.
- Comment on Low-income Australians should accept substandard homes, Liberal frontbencher says 1 week ago:
We really really need to stop putting up with substandard politicians.
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 1 week ago:
His followers will screech about “civility” any time anyone says anything like that.
- Comment on Ha! Ha! Business 1 week ago:
This is a prime example of working in an office. You don’t need to be autistic to do that.
- Comment on Delicious 1 week ago:
I started feeling like an adult when I stopped doing things just because my mother had told me not to.
- Comment on International 1 week ago:
Awww, Guwutine-chan is so cute!
- Comment on What to put on a CV when I have nothing to put there? 1 week ago:
That’s a nice anecdote to tell during the interview. Chances are that’ll be enough to get you the job.
- Comment on Banksy works cost public almost £150,000 1 week ago:
It’s really sad to see the BBC reduced to a mouthpiece for those in power. Older people will remember that it wasn’t always that way.
- Comment on Washed up 2 weeks ago:
That’s about how my kitchen looks right now. And I just made something quick and simple.
- Comment on "It's not work" - Austrian Chancellor Stocker declares that in his view caring for children isn't work 2 weeks ago:
You can’t expect people to understand something that they’re getting paid to not understand.
- Comment on Fat bastard for president 2 weeks ago:
Trump could eat a baby live on stage and his supporters would defend him for it.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
They’re cunts not they’re our cunts.