Diplomjodler3
@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
- Comment on The Supreme Leader 6 hours ago:
Führer Taco McBonespur
- Comment on ...📉 3 days ago:
They help regular people when there are natural disasters. Can’t have that now, can we? Where’s the rugged individualism in that?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Waking up your kid at six on the weekend is just cruel.
- Comment on What??? 4 days ago:
Those chaps must all be pretty well endowed.
- Comment on Real reasons people do not have the number of children they want revealed in new report 4 days ago:
The people who do all the handwringing about falling birth rates are the same people who bring them about by their shitty policies.
- Comment on All this produce is going to spoil at the food bank where I volunteer 5 days ago:
I’m sure there will be people salivating at the opportunity.
- Comment on Leaves have evolved at least twice 🤔 6 days ago:
What? I’m just giving a practical demonstration.
- Comment on Leaves have evolved at least twice 🤔 6 days ago:
Sigh *unzips*
- Comment on Gladly :3 1 week ago:
You have to at least install Arch once first.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 week ago:
Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.
- Comment on So it begins... 1 week ago:
East Trumpia has always been at war with Muskiania.
- Comment on I guess they hate shoppers (context below) 1 week ago:
Stupidity and malice very often go hand in hand.
- Comment on *fliiiinnnnnggg*. 1 week ago:
I always use a trebuchet to yeet babies.
- Comment on What a mess 1 week ago:
You have to let him into your heart or he’s going to torture you for all eternity.
- Comment on Maybe need a little ivermectin for that. 1 week ago:
Better than in the brain.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
You absolutely have a right to privacy and your medical history is nobody’s business. Outing yourself for the sake of activism is potentially dangerous and nobody can reasonably expect you to do that. There are other ways to support LGBTQ issues.
- Comment on ‘One day I overheard my boss saying: just put it in ChatGPT’: the workers who lost their jobs to AI 1 week ago:
Anyone who thinks they can replace real people with AI slop is in for a rude awakening. While this stuff is interesting as a novelty it always gets boring very quickly. The stochastic parrot can only regurgitate existing content, not create anything original.
- Comment on Don't Look Up 2 weeks ago:
Those poor mass murderers just couldn’t get their hands on a gun. So unfair!
- Comment on Don't Look Up 2 weeks ago:
Do you know what else terrorists use all over the world? Cars! How long will we allow these dangerous contraptions to be freely available?
- Comment on A Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long. 2 weeks ago:
Nein, ich spreche Deutsch.
- Comment on A Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long. 2 weeks ago:
Is there a queue? Do I need to draw a ticket?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I recommend a liberal application of flame throwers.
- Comment on gotta be sure... 2 weeks ago:
The truck is to keep all your masturbation videos in the “homework” folder.
- Comment on Into the meat grinder! 2 weeks ago:
Pretty much any animal. AFAIK, no burger has ever reorganized itself into a cow.
- Comment on DOOM: The Dark Ages Has Reportedly Sold Less Than 1 Million Copies 2 weeks ago:
Needs more DRM.
- Comment on George R. R. Martin's New Announcement Has Finally Made Me Accept He's Never Finishing The Winds Of Winter 3 weeks ago:
Eoin Colfer is already salivating.
- Comment on New identity just dropped 3 weeks ago:
That’s me before I’ve had my second cup of coffee in the morning.
- Comment on What's yours? 3 weeks ago:
Hi, I’m Biggus Dickus. Nice to meet you.
- Comment on 8 years of RBF 3 weeks ago:
Stop judging me, bucko!
- Comment on Looks like i'll have to start hating everyone 4 weeks ago:
Forgot to label the baby. 2/10 meme.