Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I say both.⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad we have a scientific answer at last.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨never forget⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If the moon isn’t real, where does all the cheese come from? Checkmate conspiracy theorists!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reform given record-breaking £72m by two crypto billionaires⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Their worldview is defined by cognitive dissonance. Logic doesn’t work on them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Far and No Further⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet they’ll forget my double guacamole again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And don’t forget narcissistic. This fucker did it for the attention as much as anything else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DLSS 5 comes with a massive 50-60% performance hit, so I hope you like lower frame rates with your dose of AI image enhancement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’ll keep the hype cycle going for a little bit longer! Line must go up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's porn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The point is that Trump, in addition to all his other failings, is medically unfit for the office in a way that would be comical if it wasn’t so serious. Also, people resorting to cynical humour in that face of their perceived powerlessness is not an unusual reaction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Commas save lives⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t tell me how to live my life!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The lord has started smiting republicans.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good really needs to up his smiting game here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a paranormal experience⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Carbon monoxide?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to solve your problems before we help you solve your problems. Top notch logic there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cruelty is definitely a big part of it but also NIMBYism. If we don’t see the homeless people, we don’t have to think about them and try to find solutions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 10 P.M. Dinner Is a Spanish Tradition. Are People Giving It Up?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How dare these people do things that aren’t exclusively dedicated to creating wealth for the rich?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the only job opportunity the clankers haven’t taken from us yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Italian place in South Africa, which means "counterfeit" in Italian (correct me if I'm wrong)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy mistake to make.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you're pretty full of yourself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We need to go deeper!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elons not a gamer.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s only into raping children and financial crimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Walmart in my town didn’t clearly don’t care lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed. I have no idea what this is about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paul it's Barack Obama⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course. If it was Republicans they would never try to solicit sex with adults. That’s how you know it’s genuine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll Tide⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the vids on PornHub?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Unspoken Reality of Having a Good Job at 31 in China | Damon Teng⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think China has communism, you’re just deluded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ASDA can fuck right off⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Merry Christmas!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits IHOP⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My favourite!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits IHOP⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure. But if I say “ich will so eins” I’ll get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits IHOP⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I pointed out an item on a menu and someone asked to read a ridiculous name or loud I’d walk right out. Here in Germany I can’t imagine anything like that ever happening. Don’t know about the US, of course, but even there that seems far-fetched.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Had it coming⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In German we say “dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen!” (May lightning strike you while you shit) I guess that’s what happened here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancient Historians v. Modern Historians⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s sad to think that probably about 90% of writing from antiquity is lost. Then again, 100% of all history from before writing was invented is lost. And that’s by far the largest part of human history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why I only drink energy drinks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn’t just make you pee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Vancouver Police⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trying to combat drug addiction through policing has been proven ineffective time and time again. You may want to rethink that one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't have a plan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down, pal! I’m sure mum will bring the tendies soon.