Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Dreaming in my ass” - I think I’ll pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon notices lazy writing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold the door!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elevated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  About 20%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. The only reason Trump became The Führer is his ability to basically hypnotise the morons with his insane ramblings. Something he has in common with a certain failed painter from Austria, incidentally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Two more days is just about as much of this shit as I can take.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a mixture of stupidity and laziness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Email⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “in getting the impression that you’re not really a team player, Tim!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is looking for a new video game⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m looking at the headset hanging on my wall with apprehension now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the ancient horrors beyond description, that are buried underneath the city, that are having indigestion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotel prices⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who works in a job where they’ll only ever book cheap hotels, I can confirm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You should support your kid, even if you’re not convinced of his chances of making it. Anything else is just going to permanently damage your relationship. The best you can do is make sure he has a plan B. If he’s good in school he’s well on his way to that, so not much to worry about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Made one deadly slip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this purely fictional or does it have some basis in reality?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you answer the question "What's new with you?" when nothing happens in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so stealing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you answer the question "What's new with you?" when nothing happens in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m functioning within normal parameters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Andor Showrunner Tony Gilroy Says Decision To Scrap 5-Season Plan Was "Born Out Of Desperation"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure they have some very detailed spreadsheets that justify the decision.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Artificial Lifeforms gain sentience, would they be in the right to kill their creators in order to gain freedom?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the main point. It’s not humans against machines, it’s rich assholes against everyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨START STOCKPILING⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A classic and always worth a read: Star Maker by Olaf Stapledon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. Has Spent $40 Million to Jail About 400 Migrants at Guantánamo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Peak government efficiency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alarm as Florida Republicans move to fill deported workers’ jobs with children: ‘It’s insane, right?’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The children yearn for the mines!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LPT 4 Summer BBQs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great idea. Now where do I get a small child?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depart, men of education.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump has already dismantled the American empire. The decline will be rapid and terminal. Even if they returned to sanity tomorrow, the damage cannot be undone any time soon. Nobody is going to trust the US again in our lifetimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stairwell To Happiness⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can fix her!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone is waiting for his government assigned econowife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pregnant woman gives birth in ambulance after being rejected by 40 hospitals [Korea]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US she’d get a $1000 bill from each hospital that rejected her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gives a former president some feedback⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like the “war on drugs” was never about stopping drugs, this was never about stopping terrorism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are the chances of irreparable damage due to obstructed blood circulation during sleep?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But what if they’re American?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are the chances of irreparable damage due to obstructed blood circulation during sleep?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  take a hacksaw to your foot in a week when it really starts rotting.

  Apparently people really do that in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DR HANKS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨E.P.A. Targets Dozens of Environmental Rules as It Reframes Its Purpose; Lee Zeldin, the E.P.A. administrator, said the agency’s mission was to make it cheaper to buy cars, heat homes and run business⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Narrator: it didn’t get cheaper. Only corporate profits increased.