Diplomjodler3

@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Rally round the family, with a pocketful of shells”, but unironically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow me for more shitty diet tips⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Texas man who shot a British woman after an argument about President Trump won’t face charges. The jury hails from a pro-gun pro-Trump part of the state, a legal expert says⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No further evidence needed to convince me to never set foot in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro caught slippin⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How could I have made it more obvious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro caught slippin⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Another great argument for the second amendment in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sick days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What ideal nation would that be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sick days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ich hoffe sie haben ihren Müll ordentlich getrennt! Außerdem ist jetzt Ruhezeit, also bitte leise pfostieren!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope Boris has a very substantial steel plate behind his back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sigh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trust me, it only gets worse from here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those fuckers have been completely ridiculous and have had zero credibility from day one. Yet here we are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you free tomorrow at five? I want to bake a cake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Start-up idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Planned obsolescence is a cornerstone of the business model of every large corporation. They’re never going to make a product that could challenge that. And no startup will achieve the volume needed to sell these at a price that’s even remotely realistic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If donald j trump was replaced with a body double some time in the last 15 years, would you even care?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody can blather incoherent bullshit the way he does. That’s how you know he’s real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme an apple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And don’t forget taking gigantic shits wherever you go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Onii-Chan is watching you 😩⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No you can’t watch, onii-chan! Now get out of the bathroom!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after too long of a nap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what I look like when I come into the office on a Monday morning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it was all downhill from here imo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was wondering about that. That thing doesn’t look neolithic at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches disturbing footage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It gave me a jolt of joy and I won’t apologize for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you obviously live in a bubble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s, I’m aware of that. But you don’t seem to be aware of the fact that most cultural output (and yes, that includes Reddit shitposts) is produced by a small minority of people. Most people never contribute anything. So however shit the AI slop may be (which I’m not in any way denying), it’s still better than what the majority of people can manage. Just look at the percentage of people that are functionally illiterate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean? Are you saying stupid people aren’t real human beings?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A person without training data world be a blathering idiot. Any word you’ve ever heard, anything you’ve ever seen, smelled or otherwise perceived is data that was used to train the neural network in your head. And that’s not counting the billions of years it took to hardwire the hardwired bits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Most people can’t do that either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer apologises to Epstein victims for believing Mandelson's 'lies'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fuck off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, just try to get the average person to write an email that’s legible, concise and to the point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People always complain about AI slop, but the fact of the matter is, even a shitty AI produces better output than what the majority of people are capable of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no aneurysm like badly translated Chinese aneurysm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Casually inventing a whole new language here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cops pay Anon a visit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would it be possible to wipe some files off the PC without leaving any traces?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it theoretically possible Trump and ICE are killing a very large number of immigrants (like 25% of those detained) and no one knows?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to add that these people are evil, but also monumentally stupid. If anything like that happened you could be sure that the perpetrators would brag about it on social media.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  STOP WASTING TIME IN THE INTERNET AND GET BACK TO WILL, YOU LAZY PLEBES! WE GOT BONUSES TO EARN! What? No, you’re not getting any.