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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:

    spoiler

    It’s a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.

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    • wclinton93@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn’t ready for this.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m beginning to think this might not have been in OP’s refrigerator, at all.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Maybe the infection wasn’t terrestrial

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  • ieatmeat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Please Tag it as NSFW holy shit that’s disgusting

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  • Shellbeach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A pickle? Close to turn sentient?

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    • TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’d be nice to it. Just in case.

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      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”

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    • Kirp123@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.

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  • Ascend910@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse

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  • antler@feddit.online ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck, flag as NSFW next time

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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      • antler@feddit.online ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating vomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police an ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating vomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • RedStrider@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating

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  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.

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  • ptolemai@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A bezoar! Try eating it, it’s like uh, magic mushrooms

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  • TeoTwawki@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?

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  • Mrs_deWinter@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.

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    • Nounka@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Somehow this makes sense to me.

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a Ganymede Rock Lobster

    4408

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Chicken cordon bl-eww.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that’s my ex wife’s personality

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

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    • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢

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  • ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sir, that is a kidney.

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    • subterfuge@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Internet says it's a lash egg

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Open your mind Quaid

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  • iveseenthat@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eat it you fucking coward!

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pickled xenomorph nutsack

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hey, mine looks like that.!
      don’t judge until you’ve tasted it.

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      • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hey! I didn’t know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Can’t imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Life… finds a way…

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  • IvyisAngy@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ich hol’ schon mal den Flammenwerfer.

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      HAAAAAANS

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      • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hans hat heute frei.

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pickled passion fruit

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s a vape

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    • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      boof it

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    • WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      your lungs on vape.

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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pickled avocado?

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