Please Tag it as NSFW holy shit that’s disgusting
OP cleans his fridge
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ieatmeat@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Shellbeach@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A pickle? Close to turn sentient?
TomMasz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d be nice to it. Just in case.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I don’t think bisecting it counts as “nice”
Kirp123@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought it was a teratoma at first but pickle is much more likely.
Ascend910@lemmy.ml 6 hours ago
If he eats it he will start a zombie apocalypse
antler@feddit.online 23 hours ago
Fuck, flag as NSFW next time
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 21 hours ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
antler@feddit.online 19 hours ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously
masturbatingvomiting. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “callthe policean ambulance”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of menmasturbatingvomiting together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
RedStrider@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
twas my mistake to browse this site whilst eating
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Refrigerator cancer. Burn it with fire, sorry for your loss.
ptolemai@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
A bezoar! Try eating it, it’s like uh, magic mushrooms
TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Looks gross, but actually tastes way worse than you would think.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 hours ago
What the fuck is wrong with your pickle?
Mrs_deWinter@feddit.org 1 day ago
It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.
Nounka@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Somehow this makes sense to me.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Chicken cordon bl-eww.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 17 hours ago
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 22 hours ago
Pretty sure that’s my ex wife’s personality
ddplf@szmer.info 1 day ago
That’s a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
Sir, that is a kidney.
subterfuge@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Keeping it fresh in the fridge for trafficking.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 17 hours ago
Internet says it's a lash egg
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.
sirico@feddit.uk 23 hours ago
Open your mind Quaid
iveseenthat@reddthat.com 10 hours ago
Eat it you fucking coward!
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 23 hours ago
Pickled xenomorph nutsack
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 22 hours ago
hey, mine looks like that.!
don’t judge until you’ve tasted it.EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Hey! I didn’t know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can’t imagine how bad the smell is every time the door was opened
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Life… finds a way…
IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
That has to take actual years. I am impressed and concerned.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ich hol’ schon mal den Flammenwerfer.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 21 hours ago
HAAAAAANS
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Hans hat heute frei.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
Pickled passion fruit
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s a vape
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 day ago
boof it
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 20 hours ago
your lungs on vape.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Pickled avocado?
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
I was disgusted and really needed to know what this was. Since nobody seems to have answered I did a reverse image search:
spoiler
It’s a lash egg, laid by a chicken with an infection in its fallopian tubes.
wclinton93@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
That was more disgusting than I expected. Thank you for your service.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I was curious as well but regret clicking your spoiler tag
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
wtf I was thinking spoiled artichoke or sth like that. wasn’t ready for this.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I’m beginning to think this might not have been in OP’s refrigerator, at all.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 hours ago
Maybe the infection wasn’t terrestrial