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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Man. I know what they were. I don’t want to review them. Water and my adventurous spirit, aka dumbass kayaker, almost took me out twice. You’re pretty fukin exhausted after fighting for your life. No fun. And then the motorcycles and booze over and over. Right. No, I don’t want to review any of that. Made it through once. Enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, is that you!?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen on Lemmy. Like, oldskool I need eyebleach disturbing. Gawd. Why.

  I think I’m gonna start working now. You’ve disgusted me that much. I’m gonna stop screwing around and go work. Bleh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a problem with my nose ...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh come on now. If ur gonna be mean, you have to draw something too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a problem with my nose ...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol. But I would get water up my nose!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is something you certainly want to keep track of. Good job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a problem with my nose ...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you mocking my artwork? My genius??? BAH.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a joke about workers and capital? I would like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  k

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So ya. Building your own is not a legit option yet. When it becomes more feasible, I’ll be one of the early adopters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Friend, you sounded a bit mad. Like Cave. Enthusiastic. Alright. Let’s eat moon dust!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a Cave Johnson voice I hear?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just looked through the PC Gamer article from 3 days ago. They tore it down a bit. Ya, its pretty VR specific hardware. Looks pretty cool, actually. But it’s two screens built in a curved visor-shaped case. That aint no phone.

  I was being silly to point out that it would be very easy for them to jump to just making phones. They are mostly there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m probly stating the obvious. I’m usually a little behind the curve
  … But this steamframe thing … It’s already a phone, pretty much.
  It just needs different apps now.

  So … Steam just DID make a phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bawwhahahah!!! k. … but I don’t do that on my phone …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when Valve releases a phone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jebus. Ya, I’ll take Valve’s bloatware compared to anyone else’s … so far.
  Until they get in bed with Facebook.
  And push some new AI girlfriend on me.

  Goddamn I wish I could build a custom phone OS like Arch. I would actually take the time and do that.
  When I get a new phone, it takes me a couple weeks to strip out all the crap without disabling the devices primary functions. Lotta breaking shit and rolling back. It takes for fukin ever.

  I know open linux phones are on the horizon, at least to some degree.
  And when its a legit option, I’ll shell out for a customizable phone.
  Until then, I’ll stick to my lobotomized moto-g.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a relief!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nixie agrees. She’s a bit sadistic.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a fun jacket! And a steal at $99! I can’t wait to wear this in public!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got jumped by a group of Hell’s Angels prospects out in a group to earn their points. Yes, they really do go out and hit people to show how badass they are. As a group. Against one drunk guy at 2am.
  The only one that got a clean hit in was the leader and his sucker punch. The rest had no clue or no idea how to hit. I bounced off the sidewalk, landed on my feet like a cat, couple yards away. Wished em all a fuk off, and walked away from those cowards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh oh: Ubisoft postpones its quarterly financial report at the last minute and halts stock trading⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only games in my Steam library that I can’t play are Ubisoft.
  Fuk Ubi. Forever. I would be happy if they went under.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are these the 2 fingers that we always use?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They fit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Darkenstein 3D free on Steam⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The video looked very like Serious Engine, so I downloaded it to see. Nope. Its Unity.

  Comically long intro of a narrator and text. Ok, I’m a homeless traitor in Nazi Germany, trying to get my dog back.

  Got out of the truck. Oh good. A box jumping obstacle. Hit the space bar. No jump. So I keep trying. And it knocks this box back into the corner, where I can see a mug of something floating there. Health or powerup or some shit. But I can’t get to it because I just kicked this box in the way.

  I finally checked the controls. There’s no jump, just kick. You don’t jump in this game. Like old DOOM.

  I gave up. I’m in this far. I’ll try it again later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok. My brother didn’t cook tofu. It was always crap. And obviously I didn’t use the device.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mostly my oven gets used for baking biscuits. Sometimes I’ll make a lasagna or very rarely a casserole. The only actual dietary sin that takes place there is the occasional pizza. I’m not perfect, I do eat pizza.
  There are no taquitos or chicken tenders or wtf-ever frozen garbage in my home or my oven.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They smell like fryers. And they are for making fried food. Not allowed in my house. Nasty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So many of the things that people cook in these nasty little grease machines are processed garbage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Way to be. Fuk these machines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is hell and sin management stance is a solid policy.
  But I’m never eating your chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I made my brother take his air frier with him when he moved. I think it made it as far as the dumpster.
  Stinky fukin thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Onion has suffered from reality outpacing our sense of the absurd. Its nearly impossible to just tell a joke. We live it.