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- Comment on Tabletop convection oven 2 days ago:
Ok. My brother didn’t cook tofu. It was always crap. And obviously I didn’t use the device.
- Comment on Tabletop convection oven 4 days ago:
Mostly my oven gets used for baking biscuits. Sometimes I’ll make a lasagna or very rarely a casserole. The only actual dietary sin that takes place there is the occasional pizza. I’m not perfect, I do eat pizza.
There are no taquitos or chicken tenders or wtf-ever frozen garbage in my home or my oven. - Comment on Tabletop convection oven 4 days ago:
They smell like fryers. And they are for making fried food. Not allowed in my house. Nasty.
- Comment on Tabletop convection oven 5 days ago:
So many of the things that people cook in these nasty little grease machines are processed garbage.
- Comment on Tabletop convection oven 5 days ago:
Way to be. Fuk these machines.
- Comment on Tabletop convection oven 5 days ago:
This is hell and sin management stance is a solid policy.
But I’m never eating your chicken. - Comment on Tabletop convection oven 5 days ago:
I made my brother take his air frier with him when he moved. I think it made it as far as the dumpster.
Stinky fukin thing. - Comment on The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein 1 week ago:
The Onion has suffered from reality outpacing our sense of the absurd. Its nearly impossible to just tell a joke. We live it.
- Comment on comparison 1 week ago:
I use tortillas. I’m a fukin heathen.
- Comment on comparison 1 week ago:
I just ate a hot dog. Thought you should know …
- Comment on This is Larry. 1 week ago:
He really is. Larry is a much better person than I am.
- Comment on tonight is the night i drink scotch 1 week ago:
A little ditty for you.
42 Decibel, Scotch Drinker
youtube.com/watch?v=TTnMGKUqKFg - Comment on This is Larry. 1 week ago:
Larry drinks from the sink while I do my biz.
- Comment on This is Larry. 1 week ago:
My Larry came to me already chonk sized. He’s litterally big-boned too, almost as big as my sister’s Maine Coon. Larry has a younger sister to annoy him and fight with, so he does something besides shit. Hoping to slim my big buddy down a bit …
- Comment on This is Larry. 1 week ago:
Thank you all! I haven’t had Larry very long. He’s a big orange sweetheart, extremely affectionate and sensitive.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 1 week ago:
I like your perspective.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 1 week ago:
As far as I can recall, I was never a ‘child’. I was a smaller person with my own motivations and drives. Childhood, as we regard it, with its mystical properties is a myth.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 1 week ago:
then ur fukt. and so am i.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 1 week ago:
um … build it. i will join.
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- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 1 week ago:
I’ve been there. Apparently I was able to extract more from the experience than you. But there’s still time.
- Comment on Sage advice? 1 week ago:
My sis is a hippie. She used to manage a crystal and book store. Thinks she’s a witch.
So ya, she’s usually got a half burned lump of weeds sitting around.
At least she don’t mind when I burn my weed. So, there’s that. - Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 1 week ago:
You brought it up, brother. And you were pretty emphatic about it. Read what you wrote.
Seems good to me. Nurturing experiences are great, but conflict is frequently formative. - Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 1 week ago:
And its long in the past, my friend. But the more you reveal, the more foundational the experience sounds for you.
Step back. Look again. It helped make you who you are. - Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 2 weeks ago:
Brother, that’s pretty hard stuff from my perspective.
Come to Oregon. Buy some mushroom gummies. Stare at the lake and the trees for a couple hours.
My sister recently got a cancer diagnosis. I flew her out here for that exact purpose. Did her a world of good. - Comment on Being honest - same answer for me 2 weeks ago:
I hate all the plastic I waste. And I aint super hygienic about it, re-use em a couple times.
But I love those things.
I have 2 dental implants. Flossing is not optional.
And implants are about $5,000 + 1 year of your life. Its an investment you don’t want to re-do.
I’m not some dental saint here, I lost those teeth originally through poor care. I brush once or twice daily, but I floss after every meal. - Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 2 weeks ago:
Look, that all sounds very nice for civilized people. But childhood itself is a creation of civilization. Childhood didn’t exist until we had the leisure to allow it. And now civilization has progressed to the point where children don’t really ever have to grow up or assume care of themselves and others. Ya see em sleeping in tents on the corner. Still 12. No bills, no cares. Can you spare a dollar?
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 2 weeks ago:
My point was more about what you need to do in response, rather than the exact level of lack of maturity you are facing. I think modeling the moron as if they were a child gives good predictive power and suggests management strategies one may employ.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 2 weeks ago:
Meh. A bottle of 2.5 valiums is great for me when I visit Mexico, but where I live marijuana and mushrooms are available in government licensed stores. No scrip. Just walk in and buy what you want. We got drugs in Oregon.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 2 weeks ago:
This guy drugs.
