The magical powers of salami

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• Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But How did THIS picture get taken?

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A second camera, not covered in slommy.

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    • AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can’t prove that.

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please don’t ask me how I managed to take this picture…

    web.archive.org/web/20170806233157/…/c0tpyls/

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    • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Obligatory screw Reddit but that really was a glorious thread.

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not this shit again!

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• rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it acts as a privacy cover for your selfie cam, and is a nice emergency snack. Is there anything salami can't do?

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Long division

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It looks like that blanket wants it too

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  • nforminvasion@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That poor blanket hasn’t eaten in days. Pure neglect. You normies might not be able to tell, but I know what bedding abuse looks like.

    420, I’m calling the Weed.

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My cats would slap my phone out of my hand

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  • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah there’s no way my cat would just sit there waiting. They’d just take it themselves. Would still prolly make for a fire photo though

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Better give him that slommy afterward, or they’ll get you!

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  • DrPop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But just a little, as a treat.

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  • banazir@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better not, the salt is not good for their kidneys. Kidney failure is a pretty common cause of death in cats, sadly.

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• Unsealed9041@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cats can have a little bit of salami, as a treat.

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• dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This would not work for me.
  My cats are fukin weird. Mostly, they won’t touch anything but cat food.
  Unless its like crackers on the kitchen counter at night, and I think they do that just to make a mess. They don’t really eat crackers either.

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had a cat who loved to mess some bread up. She wouldn’t eat it, just loved the carnage.

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