Siethron

@Siethron@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could you?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a triceratops. I didn’t eat trees, you must have me confused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give me someone successful instead⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a plane. Plato is an interdimensional travelar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rough date⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a cab… YOUR A CAB… whatsh werz we tulking abit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much money do you think Superman could make if he offered his services to NASA as a launch vehicle?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he’d say something more along the lines of ‘blgrglll blub’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 1996 experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not on THAT TV

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, officer!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure drive-thru dackeries are still a thing on Bourbon Street in New Orleans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone remember this **hot** lady from Tom & Jerry?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No and I watched all the Tom an Jerry I could in my early teens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope this clears things up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would that clear things up? none of those are defoggers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😡☹️🙁😐🙂😊😄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Left hand is holding it between index and thumb. The top fingers are either index middle of right hand or middle ring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a game you can’t understand why its so popular ?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most super mainstream games especially ones that are loosely based on reality in the modern era GTA, COD for example. I’m not saying these are bad as games, but they are so RIDICULOUSLY popular and I do not see the appeal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's actually that simple.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are also a multitude of reasons to hesitate that aren’t “I want to say no but am afraid of saying it”. Such as stunned silence because he or she couldn’t believe someone so awesome wanted to have sex with them. Or confusion because it was loud and they misheard the word ‘sex’ as ‘sax’ and was wondering where they could possibly get one of those at this hour.

  Also, auditory processing disorder. Give them a god damn minute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just so they can figure out how to take my money. If any algorithm is listening: Dragon Eggs. With a real dragon. You may have to do some heavy genetic modification of a chicken and or lizard. But that’s how you get my money, Dragon Eggs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF is a meter?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This post made Miyazaki (Dark souls) want to move to the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your grammar lesson for today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me very meticulously checking every word to see why this in in shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dog people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well he’s not parasitic, just your normal run of the mill shapeshifting carnivore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woah no way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This changes… Like 5 things!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨preposition⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want to go to a dispensary and say: “give me the weakest shit you got”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for a fight?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  WARNING: You are low level compared to the average combatant in this area, proceed with caution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vaginal PH by region⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, Europe stole Hawaii

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys, am I alpha?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you bring your own chair to the original package?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst thumbnail⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it’s not like the little girls make the cookies. Those are corporate cookies. AND THEY USED TO BE BIGGER. Damn shrinkflation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biological Women⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it actually implies the existence of mechanical women, aerodynamic women, thermodynamic women, ceramic women and computer women.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going to the club tonight so I'll be a whore there too⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m online but I ain’t paying you shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fixed my meme⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess I’m getting older. I used to always be the horniest person in the room. But nowadays I feel like the least horny dude. Especially around all Y’all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😐??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Read the overall instructions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😐??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you answered 1. It was not a question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's how the world works.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plant a vegetable garden?WHERE?

  DO YOU THINK I CAN AFFORD A YARD?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catastrophe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a high quality post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any taods?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The triumphant return of Cracked Out Wall Kitten, here for a limited time only! Blessed be!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did this image get the red circles added to the eyes?