Cyberpunk 2077. Dude, I’m toast.
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
Submitted 1 month ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Captain_Baka@feddit.org 1 month ago
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just don’t meet Hanako and you’ll be fine
Captain_Baka@feddit.org 1 month ago
Every ending kinda felt like dying. IDK about the Phantom Liberty ending because I haven’t played the DLC yet.
eurodyne@piefed.world 1 month ago
If you end up going with Reed and taking his option, you end up a total Normie with no chrome. Of all of the options, this one’s probably the best, and the closing cutscene provides quite a lot of closure.
Captain_Baka@feddit.org 1 month ago
Huh, sounds like they only ending that doesn’t feel like being a walking corpse.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
You got it wrong like me. You wake up in the body of your character, not their world.
Captain_Baka@feddit.org 1 month ago
Oh. Oh! That’s not bad. Being a pretty 23yo girl with long hair sounds really not so bad.
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Same game for me. I’m super happy about being super pretty version of me but the face tattoos might be a problem
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 month ago
Steve I guess? Unless it’s my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value…
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I made my own skin back in highschool based off of a pirate skeleton and a Thuamcraft skin that were pretty popular on planet minecraft. I’ve been running as that thaum lich as long as I’ve been using Postmortal_Pop. Arguably those are more lasting an identity than my real name and body.
I wouldn’t mind being that dusty old lich.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 month ago
I used to always make minecraft skins based on how I looked :3 there’s a few of them that even had my school uniform lol
My current one is a modified version of a skin I found, but I still picked it based on various characteristics of myself
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 1 month ago
Factorio……. I am immortal. I can build nukes with my hands and my raw might can construct nuclear reactors.
Mitchie151@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This raises questions, we wake up in the engineers body but do we have his mind? Are we just going to be obliterated by biters? Maybe we can even progress to the point where we are generating the pollution needed to cause any issues if we keep our distance?
BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Inb4 you spawn on a bad seed and you’re trapped on an island with no way off (they may have recently fixed that for the few seeds it affected)
I just started a new modded game beginning with Gleba (deathworld) and I’m having a blast figuring everything out from near scratch
Would highly recommend
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 1 month ago
Ran over by a train within the first 15 minutes of building one
davad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Helldivers 2. I’m in trouble. But at least it won’t last long.
justdaveisfine@piefed.social 1 month ago
Monster Hunter World.
First thing I’d do is head directly to the canteen and get something served by those cat chefs, because that food looks insanely delicious.
bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Timberborn. Guess I’m a beaver now
msage@programming.dev 1 month ago
But are you a robot?
fitjazz@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The name’s V.
So uh, totally awesome and also completely fucked.
VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Guess we’re sharing a body
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Alright, I’ll have a cigarette for both of us then.
SatansDaughter@quokk.au 1 month ago
I can now finally dash in eight directions, they told me this would happen if I transitioned
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My most recent is either this of Heavy TF2. Should I roll the dice
Solely_a_Catt@programming.dev 1 month ago
I see, we are the same character XD
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Factorio engineer.
The factory must grow.
tomato666@feddit.nl 1 month ago
+1 me too…
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Subnautica 2. Fuck.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good news is: you’re now functionally immortal.
Bad news is: everything tastes like metal.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
serpineslair@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I’d see it as an upgrade tbh.
EonNShadow@pawb.social 1 month ago
Being able to punch down trees and carry 36*64(1m^3) worth of solid stone is a pretty good upgrade all things considered
Steve is a beast.
shitonit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GTA, i’d be royally fucked 😬🤣
serpineslair@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not if you owned my empire 😏.
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Helldivers. My lifespan is measured in minutes
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Same, but fear not - we’ll be too high on propaganda and stims to care
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Project zomboid with 200% zombie spawn…
Guessing a survival time of approx 10 mins?
Hubi@feddit.org 1 month ago
Same here. I mean it literally starts with “This is how you died” so I’m dead in any case.
otacon239@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.
libewa@feddit.org 1 month ago
You don’t die in Elite. You escape in an escape pod and are recovered by the PFRR. Honestly, it’s a good universe (if you can afford the ship). You have infinite insurance without any reputation repercussions and with an absurdly small copay, can go anywhere you want, and can actually earn money instead of living your entire life doing the same monotonous job. Even smuggling, piracy, assault and attempted murder (Odyssey’s “death” message implies life-endangering injuries) is forgiven by a very short time in jail and a fine. Also tuning your craft is allowed and in part encouraged.
Dookieman12@piefed.social 1 month ago
Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I’m trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can “escape” and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.
I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there’s no reason it couldn’t be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.
The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of “peace” and “happiness” between spawns.
toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org 1 month ago
Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3
Zacryon@feddit.org 1 month ago
But wouldn’t you miss depth in life? /j
Joke explanation
Because it is 2D.
db2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
virku@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Noita. I’m either dead almost instantly, or might be lucky and end up as powerful as a god. I usually die within the first 5 minutes, so my hopes are low.
edralzar@feddit.fr 1 month ago
Noita too!! and personally I would be dead instantly, 100%
virku@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve never gotten more than a few steps into hiisi base.
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’d be V in Cyberpunk. I’m fucked.
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 1 month ago
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
the first ghost in the shell movie had a fairly happy ending
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honestly I think it depends how locked into the story you are? Like if you’re waking up during one of the prologues, esp nomad/streetkid, I’d imagine you can just walk away from the story and live a “normal” life. But is Keanu already in your head trying to take over? Or do you just wake up at Ch1 with Jackie trying to get you killed and a bit of a chance?
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I saw this as more you just get put in place of where you last left off playing
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Disco Elysium. Fucked… far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go… fucked. Fully fucked.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it’s still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You’re still alive.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuck me take me back to the abyss black voice of the void.
Custard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Satisfactory…
that bitch AI aint going anywhere! I’ll keep that last part until she agrees to take me with her and those alien AI’s
DON’T LEAVE ME WITH THESE FUCKING SPIDERS
Killer57@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Satisfactory for me as well, only in my playthrough I have arachnids turned off.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I started a new game recently and didn’t realize that the default settings now put the creatures in passive mode, if you select the easier starting point, until you attack them. AHAHA those fucking spiders, love hating them.
I do like this game. I have already finished once and started a couple different times. This new playthrough, I will create my nuclear power plant in the ocean space. Last time I put it in one of the deep holes (didn’t have to deal with radiation when I got near it) and that worked out well but made it a pain when I had to go into the deepest spots to adjust things
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 month ago
So do you just wake up as an engineer? Or do you get the badass build shit with a click gun?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’d assume I woke up in the drop pod about to enter the atmosphere… And then I am on my own 🤔
Sv443@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Project Zomboid… I’ll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 1 month ago
Forza Horizon 6. I’m…absurdly wealthy and have multiple homes and like 260 cars, several of which are worth millions of dollars. Oh and I’m a KICKASS driver who can somehow rewind time when he fucks up.
AND I’M IN JAPAN.
Life is good.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The engineer from Factorio? I think I’m doing ok
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s day 54. I’m going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I own him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don’t think they have a soul. They don’t even talk. This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it’s the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I played Stray. Meow
pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Upgrade to the master species.
Smaagi@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Such a good game! Bought it for our kid who thought it was too hard/scary, so I gave it a try.
custard_swollower@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.
InGodWeThrust@quokk.au 1 month ago
Aren’t you glad you didn’t play Leisure suit Larry?
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
oh right - samesies :D