No Man’s Sky. Casually travelling through a universe with over 18 quintillion planets sounds awesome.
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
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Zacryon@feddit.org 15 minutes ago
CoryCoolguy@lemmy.myserv.one 49 minutes ago
Feel free to repost this every single day, just like they do at reddit dot com
tio_bira@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Well, Vegas wait for me, 'cause the fucking mailman with brain damage and a apple watch who can fucking pause time is comming to clean up ypu fucking cassinos…
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
I was playing jackbox games with friends.
So…I’m Cookie the announcer now?
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Cyberpunk 2077. V is sooooo fucked holy shit.
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
You get to hang out with Keanu tho…
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
That’s pretty cool I guess but he did try to kill V and is still taking over their brain lol
Also I’d get to be a woman (female V is superior) and that was genuinely euphoric to me so my egg may be cracking
Sad about the death part, but hey, tits. Pretty cool. I can get down with that.
custard_swollower@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.
InGodWeThrust@quokk.au 10 hours ago
Aren’t you glad you didn’t play Leisure suit Larry?
GloriousGasHole@piefed.social 1 hour ago
The Witcher 3 for me. Being Garalt doesn’t seem so bad, but I’m going to have a lot more scars than normal. Fucking witches and killing monsters sounds like a good life.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
SourDragon@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who’s quirky is she can’t help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Image of a young anime girl, Recette from the game Recettear
On one side I become a young girl with a large debt to pay or I’ll be homeless if I don’t pay each week.
On the other side I can pay the mortgage in just one month reselling stuff, sometimes at 200% of the base price.
Capitalism, Ho!
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
A smutty harem game, “Fresh Women”. Please tell me this isn’t just a hypothetical…
toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org 4 hours ago
Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3
Zacryon@feddit.org 12 minutes ago
But wouldn’t you miss depth in life? /j
Joke explanation
Because it is 2D.
Captain_Baka@feddit.org 10 hours ago
Cyberpunk 2077. Dude, I’m toast.
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Just don’t meet Hanako and you’ll be fine
Captain_Baka@feddit.org 8 hours ago
Every ending kinda felt like dying. IDK about the Phantom Liberty ending because I haven’t played the DLC yet.
eurodyne@piefed.world 9 hours ago
If you end up going with Reed and taking his option, you end up a total Normie with no chrome. Of all of the options, this one’s probably the best, and the closing cutscene provides quite a lot of closure.
Captain_Baka@feddit.org 8 hours ago
Huh, sounds like they only ending that doesn’t feel like being a walking corpse.
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Same game for me. I’m super happy about being super pretty version of me but the face tattoos might be a problem
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
You got it wrong like me. You wake up in the body of your character, not their world.
Captain_Baka@feddit.org 8 hours ago
Oh. Oh! That’s not bad. Being a pretty 23yo girl with long hair sounds really not so bad.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 10 hours ago
Steve I guess? Unless it’s my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value…
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I made my own skin back in highschool based off of a pirate skeleton and a Thuamcraft skin that were pretty popular on planet minecraft. I’ve been running as that thaum lich as long as I’ve been using Postmortal_Pop. Arguably those are more lasting an identity than my real name and body.
I wouldn’t mind being that dusty old lich.
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 9 hours ago
I used to always make minecraft skins based on how I looked :3 there’s a few of them that even had my school uniform lol
My current one is a modified version of a skin I found, but I still picked it based on various characteristics of myself
CarrierLost@infosec.pub 1 hour ago
Fuck yeah, Armored Core 6! Giant robots, everybody!!
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Fuckedtorio
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
derp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Expedition 33. Not sure if that means I’m going to be Verso or Maelle. Either way I get to hang out with Esquie all day so I’m good with it.
Siethron@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Plot twist, you’re Gustave
MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
Returnal… not promising
SatansDaughter@quokk.au 6 hours ago
I can now finally dash in eight directions, they told me this would happen if I transitioned
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
My most recent is either this of Heavy TF2. Should I roll the dice
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 hours ago
MISTER CHEF
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 hours ago
I am a pioneer, who is kinda immortal tasked with building a factory on an alien planet, would probably be fucked, because I don’t think the piomeers get to go home after this.
Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
I get to be a caricature of myself with a ton of pals to conquer my enemies with and a kick ass floating base in the ocean!!!
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 hour ago
Hmm, the emperor Beld, resurrected for the sole purpose of killing the evil Goddess Cardice by the grand Wizard Wart; but due to some magical shenanigans
spoiler
I will be locked into an impasse which will cause her to resurrect, as well as myself (a stipulation of my resurrection is that it would cease upon completing my task of killing the Goddess).
Considering it’s pretty easy to make the main character insanely overpowered, I’ll be in a pretty comfortable position. My biggest issue will be that it was the Japanese version, and I don’t know Japanese. 🤔
fitjazz@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
Disco Elysium. Fucked… far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go… fucked. Fully fucked.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it’s still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You’re still alive.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Fuck me take me back to the abyss black voice of the void.
Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
I’ve been playing Gran Turismo 3 so I guess I’m invisible and drive a Miata very poorly?
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
The emperor is my shield.
Space Hulk. Since Warhammer 40k is grimdark, I’m plenty fucked.
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
You’re also a Terminator so like sure you’re in an enormous shitheap but you arent on the bottom.
ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 10 hours ago
Factorio……. I am immortal. I can build nukes with my hands and my raw might can construct nuclear reactors.
Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 27 minutes ago
Ran over by a train within the first 15 minutes of building one
BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Inb4 you spawn on a bad seed and you’re trapped on an island with no way off (they may have recently fixed that for the few seeds it affected)
I just started a new modded game beginning with Gleba (deathworld) and I’m having a blast figuring everything out from near scratch
Would highly recommend
Mitchie151@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
This raises questions, we wake up in the engineers body but do we have his mind? Are we just going to be obliterated by biters? Maybe we can even progress to the point where we are generating the pollution needed to cause any issues if we keep our distance?
Agent641@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
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trigonated@lemmy.world 5 minutes ago
MT Foxtrox/Empty Fuck/John Cruelty (depends on who you ask)
If I decide to fish for the rest of my life, I’m gonna be ok, otherwise it’s gonna be misery. I can’t handle seeing the game’s pigs in “real life”. They’re scary enough through the screen, thank you very much.