Postmortal_Pop
@Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
- Comment on Static Beyond the Stars 5 hours ago:
- Comment on Melon-chicken-Aspic 2 days ago:
When it comes to quantities such as these, I don’t think they bother measuring.
- Comment on Melon-chicken-Aspic 2 days ago:
while I can’t find my physical copy of this, I feel the melon would be perfect between the chicken and lamb.
- Comment on Worst spy ever 1 week ago:
Spend a year working in a retirement home. Then mirror that energy and just commit wholly to the bit.
- Comment on Worst spy ever 1 week ago:
I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the “golly jeez” and “oh dang” and proceed to talk the cop’s ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.
Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from “drug bust of the century” to “please don’t let anyone see me here” in about 4min. Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.
- Comment on Coastal Observatory 1 week ago:
This looks like a damn fine alt art for the reliquary tower MTG card
- Comment on The Void in White 1 week ago:
I had a recurring nightmare that was eerily similar to this back in highschool and I’d forgotten about it until I saw this post last night.
Imagine this, but it’s a small girl, she’s got some sort of weird glove on one hand that’s too big for her, and the head smoke is shaping into a fist, sliding under the doors in the hall and pulling doctors and patients out one by one and killing them brutally.
- Comment on The kid asks a great question 1 week ago:
My favorite tale is that the rat king takes the teeth. He trades in secrets which are stored in the teeth and children have an uncanny ability to over hear things that not even rats can learn, so he pays the children based off the quality of the secrets. You also can’t lie because lies damage the teeth and the rat king won’t pay as much.
- Comment on Idk guys, I think that shrimp chef's kind of insensitive... 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on The new fake "Indie" radio station in town 2 weeks ago:
I’m literally upset to find out this isn’t the lyrics, that’s the one part of their imagery I loved.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
You want a beef jerky smoothie?
- Comment on The new fake "Indie" radio station in town 2 weeks ago:
Have you ever like, genuinely listened to RHCP? Lyrically speaking it’s shear unbridled nonsense with maybe three songs that actually have any coherent sense or meaning. Californication reads like someone put a bunch of tabloids in a shedder and then glued every full word they found to craft paper like a ransom letter. And even still everyone from my grandma to the local homeless credit it as a good song.
I genuinely think they got stupid high and accidentally discovered a memetic hazard that they’ve been using to make 90% of the population believe they write good music.
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 2 weeks ago:
Have fun, don’t die.
Any time I or they leave.
- Comment on Am I allowed to make this post to update about a question I asked a few days ago? 2 weeks ago:
Gonna say, best put a ring on that.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
I suggest it to people strictly on that lol
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
Love this movie, nothing like the book, but Tim curry with a stupid accent is all it takes to please me.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
Just re-watched this for the first time as an adult last night and my gods is it a movie of it’s time. Spouse and I died every time music came on. The dialogue sounds like they were ad-libing all the way through, also why was this a movie? It feels like two season finale episodes crammed together with some filler and explosion.
That said, I loved it and it said so much about my childhood that my favorite movie as a kid suffers from equally unchecked ADHD.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
What are you gonna do, knock my block off?
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
Pacific Rim 2
I get that the Venn diagram of people who want to watch a robot/monster punch-out movie and viscerally hate three concept of a teen and/or female protagonist is so very close to being a circle, but I actually love every bit of that movie and I’m genuinely upset that the characters are what everyone wanted to talk about there. Charlie getting high off monster brain and turning out to be evil? The secret monster brains in all the robots? The idea that controlablility correlates to mass? There’s so much to work with here! The only negative mark I give it is for the lack of Ron Pearlman.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
I think of this movie every time I see a guillotine paper cutter.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
The most unbelievable thing about these movies is the competent government that makes the plot happen. In real life the astroid would kill the planet before they admit it exists. That’s actually why these are comfort movies for my spouse and I, it’s nice to believe in a world where people aren’t stupid.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
I just watched this for the first time about 3 months ago and it became my spouse’s absolute favourite for those 3 months. It honestly feels like it should have been a videogame. The Musk praise is so fucking funny given the current state of the US, the premise makes less than no sense, but it’s just so freaking good.
“I’m not a real doctor I just put a doctor’s title on my business card because it looks cool.” — wack as fuck conspiracy theorist who happens to be right.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
I put Ultraviolet next to this too. I’m not here for cohesive world building, I’m here for gratuitous sci-fi action perpetrated by a woman with a bad haircut.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
That era of movies is what everyone wants their D&D campaigns to be.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
If you mean the '98 one, hell yeah! That metal helmet scene is so cool, Gary Oldman kills it all the way through, and itty bitty me had a huge crush on Penny Robinson.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
I feel this way about 23 as well. Jim Carey as a normal guy who’s absolutely losing it just hits different.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
I loved everything about that move but the main two. It’s like this highschool dweeb has an uncle that owns a movie studio and talked him into using it to woo his hot crush by casting her in a realization of love plot. Every character other than the horny dweeb and the chick that really doesn’t want to bang him rocks their part and the plot is such a great concept and the graphics are tearjerkingly beautiful, and somehow none of it makes up for the two dinguses that hog the screen.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
Reading this makes me want to trigger Nivenyrral’s disk…
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 4 weeks ago:
No no, that’s the legendary ice bird pokemon of gen1, this is archipelago.
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 4 weeks ago:
Clearly that’s Goldmember
