Paddy McCarbombing
We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.
Submitted 2 months ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
konalt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
Naich@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Fuckterfs Fuckrowling
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.
lobut@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Ching Chong
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 months ago
I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Tequitaco Sanchez
CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Jean Luc Baguette
Noerknhar@feddit.org 2 months ago
Harald Töpfer.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Adalbert Taumeltor
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i almost choked on my food reading this
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Gunther Eagleman
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?
EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Y’all out here propagating some covert data mining
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 months ago
That’s what a fed would say! And someone that’s not a fed would say!
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Kimchi Chong
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 2 months ago
Giovanni Espresso
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Or this youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98
dumbass@quokk.au 2 months ago
Cuntious Goonbag
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Red Eaglefeather. Obvs
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 months ago
User name does not check out.
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit…
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Am I?
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Heinrich Himmler? I don’t know, I don’t like J.B. Bowlingball
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Adie Goosestep
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Göring Rolling
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Whitey McCracker
lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Graham Cracker.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Vladimir Vodkovich
Zulu Safari
Hirohito Kawasaki
Panda Li Chien
Fernandez Fiesta
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This guy collecting ethnicities like it’s bingo.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 2 months ago
Pasta Italianman
Or Italia Pastaman
Maybe Peppino Mafiera
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Peppino Mafiera
In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Andrew Redskin
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Hans Wurst
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait until you see Hans Best!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I love this, because a “Hans worst” in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Same in German (that’s the joke ;)
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Wyatt Yankstrash
AlexLost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Johnny Canuck
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
nah first name would probably be Sori
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Buddy Guy
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
yeather@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I don’t get it
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Or Amanda Richardson
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
😂😂😂