We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

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    • yeather@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t get it

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  • uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.

    Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

    A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.

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  • Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Trinny sounds like a cool name though

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  • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or Amanda Richardson

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    😂😂😂

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• konalt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Paddy McCarbombing

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuckterfs Fuckrowling

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.

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• lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ching Chong

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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    • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.

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• KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tequitaco Sanchez

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• CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jean Luc Baguette

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Captain of the starship Frenchie

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Frencherprise

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?

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    • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i almost choked on my food reading this

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• Noerknhar@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Harald Töpfer.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Adalbert Taumeltor

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Klaus Schnitzel

  Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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  • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gunther Eagleman

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

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• EchoSnail@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Y’all out here propagating some covert data mining

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s what a fed would say! And someone that’s not a fed would say!

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• SuluBeddu@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Giovanni Espresso

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  • cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or this youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98

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• napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Kimchi Chong

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• dumbass@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cuntious Goonbag

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• KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Red Eaglefeather. Obvs

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD

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• BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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  • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    User name does not check out.

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    • BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.

      Or, you know some other gay shit…

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  • napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”

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    • BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Am I?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whitey McCracker

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• belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Heinrich Himmler? I don’t know, I don’t like J.B. Bowlingball

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Adie Goosestep

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    • Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Göring Rolling

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• lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)

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• ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.

  When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

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• uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Graham Cracker.

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Vladimir Vodkovich

  Zulu Safari

  Hirohito Kawasaki

  Panda Li Chien

  Fernandez Fiesta

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This guy collecting ethnicities like it’s bingo.

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• SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pasta Italianman

  Or Italia Pastaman

  Maybe Peppino Mafiera

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  • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Peppino Mafiera

    In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Andrew Redskin

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• Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hans Wurst

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait until you see Hans Best!

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love this, because a “Hans worst” in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.

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    • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same in German (that’s the joke ;)

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wyatt Yankstrash

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• AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Johnny Canuck

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nah first name would probably be Sori

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  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Buddy Guy

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• agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

  Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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  • cosmictrickster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pronounced as “John Smith”.

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