Paddy McCarbombing
We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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konalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
Naich@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Fuckterfs Fuckrowling
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.
lobut@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Ching Chong
pyre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
Tequitaco Sanchez
CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Jean Luc Baguette
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
pyre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i almost choked on my food reading this
Noerknhar@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Harald Töpfer.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Adalbert Taumeltor
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Gunther Eagleman
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!
EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Y’all out here propagating some covert data mining
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
That’s what a fed would say! And someone that’s not a fed would say!
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Giovanni Espresso
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Or this youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Kimchi Chong
dumbass@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Cuntious Goonbag
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Red Eaglefeather. Obvs
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
User name does not check out.
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit…
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Am I?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Whitey McCracker
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Heinrich Himmler? I don’t know, I don’t like J.B. Bowlingball
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Adie Goosestep
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Göring Rolling
lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Graham Cracker.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Vladimir Vodkovich
Zulu Safari
Hirohito Kawasaki
Panda Li Chien
Fernandez Fiesta
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This guy collecting ethnicities like it’s bingo.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Pasta Italianman
Or Italia Pastaman
Maybe Peppino Mafiera
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Peppino Mafiera
In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Andrew Redskin
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Hans Wurst
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait until you see Hans Best!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I love this, because a “Hans worst” in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Same in German (that’s the joke ;)
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Wyatt Yankstrash
AlexLost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Johnny Canuck
pyre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nah first name would probably be Sori
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Buddy Guy
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
yeather@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I don’t get it
uuldika@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Or Amanda Richardson
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
😂😂😂