We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Klaus Schnitzel

  Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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  • Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trinny sounds like a cool name though

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    😂😂😂

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Palid McHaggis, hoots, mon, och aye the noo!

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• KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Red Eaglefeather. Obvs

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Gord Hockeyson

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• angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Mudbob Laqueefastien

  He’d be a whiny, feminine nerd who’s a shitty rapper

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Honkey McRoundeye

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Potatrick Tuberman

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?

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    • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

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• konalt@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Paddy McCarbombing

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

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• lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

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• lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ching Chong

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• EchoSnail@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Y’all out here propagating some covert data mining

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• Naich@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuckterfs Fuckrowling

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.

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• KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tequitaco Sanchez

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Vladimir Vodkovich

  Zulu Safari

  Hirohito Kawasaki

  Panda Li Chien

  Fernandez Fiesta

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• CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jean Luc Baguette

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Captain of the starship Frenchie

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Frencherprise

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• Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hans Wurst

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• rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fun game. Hmm. Hans Van der Windmill.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Nobody does anti Dutch racism quite like the English.

    Really? I don’t know many Brits who have a bad opinion of the Dutch. I certainly don’t; I’ve never met a Dutch person I didn’t like.

    Comes of them being conquered by William of Orange back in the day.

    Billy the who now?

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    sorry but that has to be Win der Mill

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are two things in the world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.

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• Noerknhar@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Harald Töpfer.

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• belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Heinrich Himmler? I don’t know, I don’t like J.B. Bowlingball

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Adie Goosestep

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    • Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Göring Rolling

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• JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mayo von Nnaise

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gunther Eagleman

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  • SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!

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• SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pasta Italianman

  Or Italia Pastaman

  Maybe Peppino Mafiera

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Turk Kebabman

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• TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cletus Luxlunae. He’d specialize in spirits. And he’d hate TERFs because they ain’t minding their own fucking business.

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Andrew Redskin

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• dumbass@quokk.au ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cuntious Goonbag

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Probably Unga Boonga

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