Paddy McCarbombing
We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.
Submitted 1 month ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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konalt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
Naich@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Fuckterfs Fuckrowling
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.
lobut@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Ching Chong
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 month ago
I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Tequitaco Sanchez
CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Jean Luc Baguette
Noerknhar@feddit.org 1 month ago
Harald Töpfer.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Adalbert Taumeltor
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’d be a banker at gringots i suppose?
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i almost choked on my food reading this
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Gunther Eagleman
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That ones good, your wand is a Smith & Wesson Governor. Good luck young wizard!
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how’s aunt Frieda?
EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Y’all out here propagating some covert data mining
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
That’s what a fed would say! And someone that’s not a fed would say!
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Kimchi Chong
SuluBeddu@feddit.it 1 month ago
Giovanni Espresso
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Or this youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98
dumbass@quokk.au 1 month ago
Cuntious Goonbag
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Red Eaglefeather. Obvs
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Eagel Redman or Red Firewater xD
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 month ago
User name does not check out.
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not out of fear, it’s a conscientious objection. To the normalisation of the erasure of privacy and personal agency in an online space that exists to control our behaviour brokered by algorithms incentivised to expand human suffering for profit.
Or, you know some other gay shit…
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Also this guy: “I’m Canadian”
BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Am I?
belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Heinrich Himmler? I don’t know, I don’t like J.B. Bowlingball
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Adie Goosestep
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Göring Rolling
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whitey McCracker
lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Downvote away, but fuck this bitch and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.
uuldika@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Graham Cracker.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Vladimir Vodkovich
Zulu Safari
Hirohito Kawasaki
Panda Li Chien
Fernandez Fiesta
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This guy collecting ethnicities like it’s bingo.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 1 month ago
Pasta Italianman
Or Italia Pastaman
Maybe Peppino Mafiera
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Peppino Mafiera
In going to start using this as my Rusty Shakleford
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Andrew Redskin
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Hans Wurst
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait until you see Hans Best!
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I love this, because a “Hans worst” in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Same in German (that’s the joke ;)
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Wyatt Yankstrash
AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Johnny Canuck
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
nah first name would probably be Sori
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Buddy Guy
agent_nycto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she’s British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
yeather@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I don’t get it
uuldika@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Airowird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Or Amanda Richardson
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
😂😂😂