dandelion
@dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Hi, I'm Paul! 4 days ago:
:O
- Comment on Horses communicate using a variety of vocalizations and noises, most notably neighs (or whinnies), nickers, snorts, and squeals. Other common sounds include blows, groans, sighs, and screams. 4 days ago:
- Comment on Horses communicate using a variety of vocalizations and noises, most notably neighs (or whinnies), nickers, snorts, and squeals. Other common sounds include blows, groans, sighs, and screams. 4 days ago:
false, there are no boys on the internet - we will require a photo of a sharpie in your butt to prove it you’re not a girl
- Comment on Horses communicate using a variety of vocalizations and noises, most notably neighs (or whinnies), nickers, snorts, and squeals. Other common sounds include blows, groans, sighs, and screams. 4 days ago:
pretty sure OP is a woman
- Comment on Welcome to the world of tomorrow! 4 days ago:
are you a boomer? lol
- Comment on Gnaw, chew, nibble, chomp, munch and crunch please 🥺 4 days ago:
my partner asked me to include my proclivity to bite her in my patient history document submitted for my testing for ASD 😅 now I’m wondering if there is a pattern here - are other biters also autistic?
- Comment on Gnaw, chew, nibble, chomp, munch and crunch please 🥺 4 days ago:
yes!
also, where does this urge to bite come from? I don’t really know many other people who like to bite (or be bitten) …
- Comment on Welcome to the world of tomorrow! 4 days ago:
this is like the 5th meme like this I’ve seen, I think I’m hitting a breaking point
also, this feels like boomer humor or something, it feels so weirdly out-of-touch and not self-aware (hey, like I’m being right now!)
- Comment on Don't poor people split the bills on dates? 4 days ago:
OP is definitely wrong about rich people not dating middle class people or poor people, etc. - rich people are sorta immune to giving a shit, they are insulated. Aristocrats may have been forced to marry strategically rather than for love, but that’s not really about being rich per se.
Maybe some middle-upper-class people try to emulate aristocratic norms about not mingling that way, tbh I feel like the middle class in general is all about proving they aren’t poor, it’s ironically very typical of poor culture to work so hard to not seem poor - rich people aren’t like that and even try to intentionally blend in around others and not show their wealth.
- Comment on Don't poor people split the bills on dates? 4 days ago:
when you really think about it, since there are really so few rich people, you start to realize you don’t personally know any rich people, and you may have never even met a rich person, and then you realize everything is for poor (i.e. not-rich) people
- Comment on Hi, I'm Paul! 4 days ago:
Breaking Bad
- Comment on Annon is confronted with the pasing of time and the inevitablity of his incoming death 5 days ago:
kids my age were playing console games by the time they were 6 - 8 years old easily - 8 years old is not like being 4 years old; still, I think parents often do buy things for their kids that are really for themselves and this could clearly be an example
- Comment on Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones? 5 days ago:
I find smaller dogs are much less chill, but why adopt a dog in the first place?
- Comment on Annon is confronted with the pasing of time and the inevitablity of his incoming death 5 days ago:
PS1 was released in North America in Sept. 1995, 30 years ago.
So the grandpa was born in 1967 to be 28 in 1995, which does make him 58 in 2025.
Still, it sounds more like the grandpa was buying the PS1 for his 8 year old son in 1995.
- Comment on You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie. 5 days ago:
pls @ me when you post photos and an update
- Comment on Traditional Easter baked bean boba 6 days ago:
I won’t bite, unless I feel trapped 🍕
- Comment on Traditional Easter baked bean boba 6 days ago:
I’m still horny from the last bean post
- Comment on I'm literally just vibing 6 days ago:
<conservatives when a new plant-based burger is announced>
- Comment on Let's end the shellfishness! 6 days ago:
I’ll have the lobster
- Comment on Scientists Finally Figured Out How Eels Reproduce 6 days ago:
I wish there were a better article than this
Here were some interesting details from wikipedia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eel_life_history
Because fishermen never caught anything they recognized as juvenile eels, the life cycle of the eel was long a mystery.
In 1777, the Italian Carlo Mondini located an eel’s ovaries and demonstrated that eels are a kind of fish.[1] In 1876, a young student in Austria, Sigmund Freud, dissected hundreds of eels in search of the male sex organs. He had to concede failure in his first major published research paper, and turned to other issues in frustration.
Larval eels — transparent, leaflike two-inch (five-cm) creatures of the open ocean — were not generally recognized as eels until 1893; instead, they were thought to be a separate species, Leptocephalus brevirostris (from the Greek leptocephalus meaning “thin- or flat-head”). In 1886, however, the French zoologist Yves Delage discovered the truth when he kept leptocephali alive in a laboratory tank in Roscoff until they matured into eels, and in 1896 Italian zoologist Giovanni Battista Grassi confirmed the finding when he observed the transformation of a leptocephalus into a round glass eel in the Mediterranean Sea. (He also observed that salt water was necessary to support the maturation process.) Although the connection between larval eels and adult eels is now well understood, the term “leptocephalus” is still used to refer to a larval eel.
- Comment on Can you repeat that? 1 week ago:
- Comment on dyk 1 week ago:
is it this one?
- Comment on dyk 1 week ago:
well now I’m upset I haven’t smelled a body in decomposition before ☹️ (if there is a God, I hope he prints this off and confronts me with this when I die)
but I assume a morgue preserves the corpse well enough that I don’t think it will be too much of an issue
now that you say it, I have smelled decomposing animal bodies before many times - but maybe not a human corpse 🤔
In the early stages there are a lot of fecal smells.
I would be very interested in being a pathologist or dealing with corpses, I think I’m better suited to that work than the average person - however, a lot of that work involves court testimony and working with the government, and I’m just not interested in having a job where public testimony is a major part of it or where I’m involved in the “justice system” (mostly because of the corruption and the feeling that my job would put me in morally compromised positions, and I just couldn’t handle that).
- Comment on Rate my opener 1 week ago:
ok, maybe don’t mention that on a date - unless you can swing it to sound more like you know how to actually please women and you aren’t just lacking humility
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
for the Americans: “pimento” is allspice
- Comment on We fought to free the nipple… and all we got was a better kind of thirst trap. 1 week ago:
Look, I’m not here to shame sex work, but lets be real. The entire business model for these women is based on their bodies being as sexualized as possible. They aren’t trying to dismantle the system of objectification; they’re trying to become CEO of it. For them, #FreeTheNipple isn’t a protest, it’s an ad. It’s a free sample to lure customers back to their subscription page. They’re using the language of social justice to funnel political sympathy into their bank accounts. It’s brilliant, in a completely cynical way. They didn’t free the nipple, they just put a new price tag on it and called it liberation.
this feels like it was written by LLM
- Comment on Rate my opener 1 week ago:
make sure a copy of She Comes First is in the background of your selfies (ideally with other books, because reading is hot)
- Comment on dyk 1 week ago:
<googling furiously how much morgue work pays>
- Comment on dyk 1 week ago:
at a population level, men fuck everything, including corpses
- Comment on Crazy how nature do dat 1 week ago:
