Just one more for those who said “Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one” or “Oh don’t worry, I’m not going to forget you’re gay. I’ve seen your posts.”
He’s holding it upside down
Submitted 2 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Just one more for those who said “Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one” or “Oh don’t worry, I’m not going to forget you’re gay. I’ve seen your posts.”
He’s holding it upside down
I will report it to the shitpost police
ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶
There’s no cord! Without it’s curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it’s own?
I’d be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive
Zero so far. Am sad.
God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami
Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.
🐓
🍆 The audio was deleted?
…wade in and look you in the eye and say “This. Feels. Right.”…
Superb, absolutely superb.
THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily
What a nice tail your cock has!
Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.
Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.
You’d first have to find out my identity
Stamets can blackmail me any time tbh
Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn’t specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.
Can’t blackmail if I just say its a deepfake
taps head
thanks bro
Thanks bro.
Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.
Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I’ll message you.
Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that
The only engineering they will do with me is the Smithsonian
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Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.
lustrate@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Rainbows on July 1st? How dare you sir; corporate America taught me that those are only allowed when you’re trying to sell branded crap in June.
Stamets@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Too bad. We’re here, we’re queer, show me your
COCK
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
ok 😉 Image
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Right here? In front of my Canada day?