Skullgrid
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon gains a superpower 1 hour ago:
she fucks a ghost. I gotta get to the source of all those memes!
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 4 hours ago:
it’s certainly cheaper
- Comment on Anon gains a superpower 4 hours ago:
god fucking damnit, I REALLY want to see this stupid episode but life keeps fucking us over.
- Comment on I am bereaved 22 hours ago:
Its not loss, it’s a different meme
- Comment on Always stretch first 1 day ago:
depends. Only way to find out is with an MRI/CAT scan.
- Comment on Always stretch first 1 day ago:
Me, after turning 35 and having a discopathic back :
Oh boy, time for my 15 min obligatory back rest while I check my emails because I pooped just before starting work and my back feels like someone is twisting a knife in it. - Comment on Mamma mia😥 2 days ago:
people tossing pizzas on their roof.
Personally, I can only see the upside of always having free pizza.
I wouldn’t want to eat or dump roof pizza. Sounds unhygenic or like a lot of wor
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 2 days ago:
I saw a woman with like 40% of her leg showing through holes in her fashion jeans yesteday.
- Comment on This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article 3 days ago:
he is an anti vaxxer. check the wiki or other comments
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
Are you visibly fat? If so, it works. The only time it doesn’t is when you are visibly ripped.
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 4 days ago:
Amına koduğumun piç iti yüzünden.
Milletimiz buna hiç bi şey demedi, ama gezi parkın çiçeklerine dokunursa aman Allahım, hemen protestoya direk!
- Comment on Raised by extra strict hispanic catholic parents 5 days ago:
how? did them being horny make their parents catholic?
- Comment on Speak American 6 days ago:
en.wikipedia.org/…/American_and_British_English_s…
en.wikipedia.org/…/American_and_British_English_s…Webster’s 1828 dictionary had only -or and is given much of the credit for the adoption of this form in the United States. By contrast, Johnson’s 1755 (pre-US independence and establishment) dictionary used -our for all words still so spelled in Britain (like colour), but also for words where the u has since been dropped: ambassadour, emperour, errour, governour, horrour, inferiour, mirrour, perturbatour, superiour, tenour, terrour, tremour. Johnson, unlike Webster, was not an advocate of spelling reform, but chose the spelling best derived, as he saw it, from among the variations in his sources.
Nope.
Although unjerk, spelling reform and standardisation is very necessary for english.
Rejerk
Image - Comment on Draw an arrow to each temperature 6 days ago:
Well, if you ace the autism test it means you have autism, meaning you want it. If you fail the autism test, it means you are being troubled by the condition of having autism, and were administered the test to verify if your troubles are stemming from autism.
Usually the tests are not given to people that can successfully mask and be classified as “high functioning”. Implying that if you are interfacing with the autism test, it’s usually not to see if your excellent programming skills stem from autism.
This particular example would be the person failing the test, because instead of correctly assuming the question was to get you to match the numbers to the correct part on the image, you failed by following instructiones too literally.
- Comment on The PS3's comeback was insane 6 days ago:
beat me to it. my favourite comment :
@JacStone98 I like how the suspect’s subtitles say “Final Fantasy 7” like he’s clueless while Columbo’s subtitles properly say “Final Fantasy VII”.
- Comment on Speak American 6 days ago:
how is acknowledging an irish person making fun of brexit a reference to Hamilton?
- Comment on Fax machine 6 days ago:
Just finished getting the baby ready for my wife to take her to group childcare.
- Comment on Speak American 6 days ago:
Shots fired.
- Comment on Draw an arrow to each temperature 6 days ago:
my guy failed the autism test.
- Comment on Fax machine 6 days ago:
sir, this is a fast food establishment.
- Comment on Fax machine 6 days ago:
I guess, but my history makes me feel like I’m batting a thousand. I guess I bring that “I’ll do what your body needs, lemme know” kinda vibe to the bedroom.
Have there been misses? Of course. Have there been partners that achieved orgasm in ways they didn’t think would happen? Also yes.
- Comment on Speak American 6 days ago:
“I inherited this government position from my father”.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescott_Bush
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeb_Bush🤔
- Comment on Speak American 1 week ago:
🇬🇧 English (Traditional)
🇺🇸 English (Simplified) - Comment on Speak American 1 week ago:
Then : Kurwa!
- Comment on Anon's road to coitus. 1 week ago:
you’d eventually find someone to say yes. That’s literally how Grindr works.
From what I understand, Grindr/gay male casual sex is easier than men trying to get with women.
I could be wrong.
- Comment on It's bad man 1 week ago:
We’re in a different political climate than when you were young. Today’s youth can’t afford to have children, and even if they could, they know bringing a child into a world of impending climate collapse is a cruelty.
They’re jealous of your privilege and resentful that you still find the time to complain in front of them even with your good luck
the fuck are you on about? I’m talking about the generation before me lying about how the baby years of the child is the best, the same way they lied about being in school being the best. 35 is down there with school years.
I’m talking about how in contrast to what the generation before told me, starting a career turned out great for me. I’m not talking about any privilage. If it seems privilaged, it’s telling them that when they start their own career, things start to look up. maybe they’re still just “working jobs” instead of "starting their career.
- Comment on It's bad man 1 week ago:
Yes, I chose to have kids and change nappies, doesn’t make it any less disgusting when the shit starts going everywhere, and a billion other things I knowingly signed up for sucking.
“This is going to suck, and be worth it after”
Later : “this sucks”
You : “LOL NO ONE FORCED YOU AMIRITE?!” - Comment on It's bad man 1 week ago:
Older children, sure, but there’s a lot more intense childcare that takes up a lot of time with the baby. I am kinda in some of the exception circumstance, but not with the kid.
On top of that, if you’re the sole breadwinner, you can’t just drop your job to go do some stupid shit, like I did earlier.
- Comment on It's bad man 1 week ago:
Nah son. I talked over this with my dad, starting career and being independent is the best. Having kids and supporting a family really puts a damper on all that freedom and possible recklessness.
- Comment on Key is to throw yourself at the ground and miss 1 week ago:
No sir, you are not “learning to fly” you are in the Elderly Care Unit.
