Extrapolating hobbies and sexual turn ons from spying on someone’s underwear is indeed pretty creepy
Anon becomes a landscape
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
qarbone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t understand how you propose fixes like this. Like the thought-process is so alien, I don’t even know where to start fixing these people, except to head back to toddler instructions on personal space and communication.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Middle and high school are full of stupid misconceptions about girls. In my middle school, people believed that if you wore black panties, it meant you’re DTF. The boys also thought that if a girl’s nipples were hard, it meant she was turned on. No amount of saying, “Bruh, it’s just winter,” or asking why boys’ nipples don’t get hard when they’re horny, would change their minds.
It all really boils down to - some boys will grasp at anything to confirm their belief that a girl is interested in sex.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah but isn’t like this exact thing what big tech is doing?
JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
That’s because all the big tech CEOs are all exactly like the green text OP.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
And stupid as fuck, lmao!
nullspace@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Anon wasn’t a creep because of the landscape shirt. Anon was a creep who wore a landscape shirt.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
OP was not allowed to teach at the school again.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean yes, creepy boy… but not for the reasons she thought
TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or she saw him peeking at her panties everyday
UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Im pretty sure either she saw him doing the creeeping orr he told her his creepy hypothesis. And THATS where she gets the term from…
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
OP learned that day the difference between correlation and causation.
UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
OP learned that day that you dedinitely should not be spying on a person’s panties lol ewww wtf?!
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sounds like her panties were public knowledge but generally yeah don’t be gooning that hard.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
It actually sounds to me like they didn’t learn anything
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Moral of the story: be yourself not something you think somebody wants.
I learned that lesson a long time ago.
cRazi_man@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
Next green text story incoming:
Me: tried being myself
Her: ew
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Meh, happens sometimes
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well yeah of course. Lots of people may not like the real you. You just need to find one. Well unless she’s a cheating bitch and then you need two. Er… I mean … never mind. 😂
baines@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
clearly he needs a shirt showing a boy creeping on a girls thong in class
jade52@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I didn’t learn this until my late 20s and that was really too late. It’s weird once you realize you haven’t been yourself for years, and when you start to try to be, it’s like meeting a long lost friend again.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
Thats basically what the 20s are for everybody. You try to be anything but yourself and then you grow out of it and spend your 30s cringing at 20s-you.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
be yourself
Maybe not be a guy who catalogues his classmates’ underwear colors.
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
yeah… and that….
BorgDrone@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
be yourself
But I’m not like that.
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah me neither.
Comrade_Spood@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
"Oh yeah?? Well I won’t have a date with a panty girl!! Panty girl!!! Panty girl!!"
- Anon if he wasn’t gay and the story was even real
Pringles@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I respect that. He had a theory and tested it out. It was wildly wrong (and yes, I know it’s most likely fake), but at least he went and tried.
UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
but sypying on someone’s panty color and then using that porposition to guage when to ask them out is just weird. I think we can all agree on that , no?
I would recommend Please dont do that.
If you wanna ask someone out ? Just ask them out and pre-emptively accept the eternal heartbreak when they deny and then move on in life when you can.
baines@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
the growth of science rests on the back of failure
Kobibi@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He had a theory based on spying on someone’s underwear and turning them on with a shirt, so i actually don’t respect that
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
When I was in school I had a crush on a girl
…and we see where it all went wrong.
protist@retrofed.com 2 weeks ago
Shouldn’t’ve gone to school
UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aye , learn from my mistakes, when youre being homeschooled dont date any of the ladies there…
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He should’ve accepted that he was fake and gay
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I believe the first half of this story
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Op on the tism
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
There were raspels voice other reasons
smh@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I got stuck on there being a correlation between class and color worn. If accurate, my best guess is a correlation between Laundry Day and Geography Class. That is, she ran out of undies she liked by that day of week, so dipped into her disfavored clothes stash.
bstix@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
Landscaping when he should be Manscaping.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
His mistake was not having a map for a shirt. Maybe his shirt would work if it was photography class
MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Bet the clothes is just excuse and the one who wear it can’t hide whatever personality they radiate, thus rejection.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Meanwhile I got the nickname Kraut because I gassed myself at home cleaning the bathroom and just kinda kept going with a makeshift gas mask. My friends were over at the time and witnessed me throw together a whole getup because I was not dealing with that shit later.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
What, ammonia + chlorine?
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yeah. Though not intentionally, apparently the bleach left a bit of residue in the bucket I was using so when I put the other cleaning product in for a different thing it had ammonia and I got gassed.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
I thought black meant horny.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I can’t tell if this is real, but I can’t fathom how you could make it up
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
"it must be true because, if it were not true, no one would have had the imagination to invent it” - fancy math man
DrunkenDuckling@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
“Creepy landscape boy” feels made up. Children are way more imaginative, especially when it comes to derogatory nicknames.
No “Horny Hill Henry”, “Masturbatin’ mountain mike”, “Lickin’ Lakes Liam”, …?
cosmos8188@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Yeah, and teenagers have even more derogatory imagination than children. Really depends on the grade.
Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
Sounds like a thing girls would come up with, tbh.
My highschool girlfriend used to call a guy “the creeper”.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Maybe he’ll pursue a career in manscaping
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Something about this story reads German to me, which might affect the chosen insult and its translation
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
One thing i can vouch for. During HS in early 2000’s, girls would wear thongs and low waist jeans exposing their junk when leaning forward. Sounds good on paper but when youre not rly interested in them and forced to see it its meh.
Hardeehar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
How are you forced to see it? Just don’t look at it?