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Anon becomes a landscape

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t tell if this is real, but I can’t fathom how you could make it up

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    • BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      "it must be true because, if it were not true, no one would have had the imagination to invent it” - fancy math man

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    • DrunkenDuckling@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Creepy landscape boy” feels made up. Children are way more imaginative, especially when it comes to derogatory nicknames.

      No “Horny Hill Henry”, “Masturbatin’ mountain mike”, “Lickin’ Lakes Liam”, …?

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      • cosmos8188@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, and teenagers have even more derogatory imagination than children. Really depends on the grade.

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      • Leviathan@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sounds like a thing girls would come up with, tbh.

        My highschool girlfriend used to call a guy “the creeper”.

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      • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Maybe he’ll pursue a career in manscaping

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Something about this story reads German to me, which might affect the chosen insult and its translation

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    • Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      One thing i can vouch for. During HS in early 2000’s, girls would wear thongs and low waist jeans exposing their junk when leaning forward. Sounds good on paper but when youre not rly interested in them and forced to see it its meh.

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      • Hardeehar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.

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      • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How are you forced to see it? Just don’t look at it?

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Extrapolating hobbies and sexual turn ons from spying on someone’s underwear is indeed pretty creepy

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t understand how you propose fixes like this. Like the thought-process is so alien, I don’t even know where to start fixing these people, except to head back to toddler instructions on personal space and communication.

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      • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Middle and high school are full of stupid misconceptions about girls. In my middle school, people believed that if you wore black panties, it meant you’re DTF. The boys also thought that if a girl’s nipples were hard, it meant she was turned on. No amount of saying, “Bruh, it’s just winter,” or asking why boys’ nipples don’t get hard when they’re horny, would change their minds.

        It all really boils down to - some boys will grasp at anything to confirm their belief that a girl is interested in sex.

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah but isn’t like this exact thing what big tech is doing?

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      • JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s because all the big tech CEOs are all exactly like the green text OP.

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And stupid as fuck, lmao!

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  • nullspace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anon wasn’t a creep because of the landscape shirt. Anon was a creep who wore a landscape shirt.

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  • LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OP was not allowed to teach at the school again.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean yes, creepy boy… but not for the reasons she thought

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    • TheYojimbo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or she saw him peeking at her panties everyday

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    • UnequalExchange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Im pretty sure either she saw him doing the creeeping orr he told her his creepy hypothesis. And THATS where she gets the term from…

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  • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OP learned that day the difference between correlation and causation.

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    • UnequalExchange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OP learned that day that you dedinitely should not be spying on a person’s panties lol ewww wtf?!

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      • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sounds like her panties were public knowledge but generally yeah don’t be gooning that hard.

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It actually sounds to me like they didn’t learn anything

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  • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Moral of the story: be yourself not something you think somebody wants.

    I learned that lesson a long time ago.

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Next green text story incoming:

      Me: tried being myself

      Her: ew

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      • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Meh, happens sometimes

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      • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well yeah of course. Lots of people may not like the real you. You just need to find one. Well unless she’s a cheating bitch and then you need two. Er… I mean … never mind. 😂

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    • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      clearly he needs a shirt showing a boy creeping on a girls thong in class

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    • jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I didn’t learn this until my late 20s and that was really too late. It’s weird once you realize you haven’t been yourself for years, and when you start to try to be, it’s like meeting a long lost friend again.

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      • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thats basically what the 20s are for everybody. You try to be anything but yourself and then you grow out of it and spend your 30s cringing at 20s-you.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      be yourself

      Maybe not be a guy who catalogues his classmates’ underwear colors.

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      • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        yeah… and that….

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    • BorgDrone@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      be yourself

      But I’m not like that.

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      • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah me neither.

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  • Comrade_Spood@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      idk what your talking about, this hella happened!

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      • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And it DEFINITELY happened in 2001

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    "Oh yeah?? Well I won’t have a date with a panty girl!! Panty girl!!! Panty girl!!"

    • Anon if he wasn’t gay and the story was even real
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  • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I respect that. He had a theory and tested it out. It was wildly wrong (and yes, I know it’s most likely fake), but at least he went and tried.

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    • UnequalExchange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      but sypying on someone’s panty color and then using that porposition to guage when to ask them out is just weird. I think we can all agree on that , no?

      I would recommend Please dont do that.

      If you wanna ask someone out ? Just ask them out and pre-emptively accept the eternal heartbreak when they deny and then move on in life when you can.

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    • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the growth of science rests on the back of failure

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    • Kobibi@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He had a theory based on spying on someone’s underwear and turning them on with a shirt, so i actually don’t respect that

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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I was in school I had a crush on a girl

    …and we see where it all went wrong.

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    • protist@retrofed.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shouldn’t’ve gone to school

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      • UnequalExchange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Aye , learn from my mistakes, when youre being homeschooled dont date any of the ladies there…

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He should’ve accepted that he was fake and gay

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I believe the first half of this story

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  • Polisheocket@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Op on the tism

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There were raspels voice other reasons

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  • smh@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got stuck on there being a correlation between class and color worn. If accurate, my best guess is a correlation between Laundry Day and Geography Class. That is, she ran out of undies she liked by that day of week, so dipped into her disfavored clothes stash.

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Landscaping when he should be Manscaping.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    His mistake was not having a map for a shirt. Maybe his shirt would work if it was photography class

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  • MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bet the clothes is just excuse and the one who wear it can’t hide whatever personality they radiate, thus rejection.

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Meanwhile I got the nickname Kraut because I gassed myself at home cleaning the bathroom and just kinda kept going with a makeshift gas mask. My friends were over at the time and witnessed me throw together a whole getup because I was not dealing with that shit later.

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    • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What, ammonia + chlorine?

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      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah. Though not intentionally, apparently the bleach left a bit of residue in the bucket I was using so when I put the other cleaning product in for a different thing it had ammonia and I got gassed.

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought black meant horny.

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