cRazi_man
@cRazi_man@europe.pub
- Comment on 4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate 13 hours ago:
If you over fill the tires enough, you can drive on water. If you reach 100psi, you can fly like the movie Up.
- Comment on See you, Space Cowboy... 13 hours ago:
You chew the corn to a pulp, yet it comes out whole again. You can’t explain that.
- Comment on THE ULTIMATE GAME tm ℠ ® © Pat. Pend. 13 hours ago:
Seinfeld playable character…I’ve waited forever for this.
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 1 day ago:
Hard to explain that tab I’ve had open for 8 months for something I’ve been meaning to read.
- Comment on One man's trash is another man's garbage 2 days ago:
Pixel art has my pixel heart.
- Comment on One man's trash is another man's garbage 2 days ago:
'98 is best.
2016 is second best.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 2 days ago:
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
- Comment on Happens everytime 2 days ago:
“Oh god, oh fuck” - clearly someone struggling to put on a fitted sheet
- Comment on FACTS 3 days ago:
Soft pussy. Soft boobs. You like being soft in your taste. That’s kinda gay bro.
- Comment on Scientific Exposure 4 days ago:
Fantastic episode
- Comment on Saw this posted in the Wheel of Fortune group and still trying to figure it out 4 days ago:
“But always fun”… You know it!
- Comment on Every day is a blessing 4 days ago:
Smoke crack, gamble, do heavy squats. Feel amazing.
- Comment on It's happened to me many times 5 days ago:
Just like home. She loves me just as my mom does.
- Comment on Ahead of her time 1 week ago:
You think news headlines are concerned with shit like evidence?
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 1 week ago:
Date someone with a hammer and you might get nailed.
You want to date someone with an impact driver and you’ll get screwed.
- Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"? 1 week ago:
I wake up naturally, but still doped up. Almost always exactly half an hour, then it feels like the light comes on.
- Comment on When you wake up, how long does it take for your brain's "OS" to "resume from hibernation"? 1 week ago:
When I wake up, I know who I am and where I and there’s no disorientation; but I cannot get myself out of bed for half an hour. I feel like I’ve been given tranquilizer medication. Need to keep hitting snooze on the alarm. I resent this because I could have slept an extra half hour if I could only wake up and go… But I must go through this snoozing drama every morning. No matter how much sleep I get, my brain cannot be functional enough to get out of bed for that first half hour. After that I’m good to go and firing on all thrusters.
- Comment on And I can't do anything about it 1 week ago:
“Clean my shit next”
- Comment on Well that showed them 2 weeks ago:
Or even just leaving a porn video at loud volume.
But hey, everyone’s entitled to enjoy a good pegging. You don’t need to wait to spite your neighbours to do this.
- Comment on Lost count 2 weeks ago:
…but mostly porn
- Comment on You don't even need the other 4 points. You're fine. 2 weeks ago:
Have you tried: not
- Comment on Lost count 2 weeks ago:
Can treat it like critical data and download a local copy and then make a 3,2,1 backup.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Then it’s finders keepers and operating theatre staff can walk off with whatever they find.
- Comment on Lost count 2 weeks ago:
Online bookmark manager. I recommend Raindrop.io
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I’ve lost the podcast episode now, but there was an excellent documentary about organ ownership. Basically after you’re dead then there’s no ownership of the organ. If you want to donate a kidney to your brother,you can’t say that they can take it out of your corpse. If you’re a loving donor then you can direct who you want to give it to. If you donate after death then it can only go into the national system for the organ transplant list.
- Comment on Gamepad for Linux Gaming? 2 weeks ago:
Gamesir Cyclone 2 has been such a premium experience. Clicky nice feeling buttons, hall effect joysticks with smooth rims, shoulder buttons can be set to hair triggers, Bluetooth or dongle, metal charging stand, customisable back buttons. It’s been such a great premium gaming experience at a very budget price (currently going for £48).
- Comment on to the whitehouse! 🍾 2 weeks ago:
Am Not A Lawyer
- Comment on Every damn day 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Finally a month that's relevant to me 2 weeks ago:
how catastrophically wrong can current science be.
Marketing is not science. I douby any score or evidence or research was used. It sounded good and looked good to someone in the cigarette company and they thought it would sell better.
- Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice 2 weeks ago:
My recommendation: be a girl that shits.
