cRazi_man
@cRazi_man@europe.pub
- Comment on Tis a curse on the modern man 1 day ago:
MFW loading screen
- Comment on Fuck the giant corporations 1 day ago:
The point is not to get goods to you in the most cost efficient way possible. The point is to seperate you from as much of your money as possible.
- Comment on Crazy town 2 days ago:
Oh fuck
- Comment on Do analog triggers matter all that much? (In general and aside from racing games) 3 days ago:
It’s rare to need the analog input of triggers, but it is needed occasionally. I set my controller to trigger buttons and haven’t changed them back in over a year.
I can’t imagine a controller being cheap enough to be worthwhile modding to hall effect joysticks and that being worthwhile. The GameSir Cyclone 2 is the controller I have and it is top tier. TMR sticks and microswitches L2+R2 option. Secondhand this often comes up on eBay for £25.
- Comment on Special Treats 3 days ago:
Cursed as fuck
- Comment on Anon becomes a landscape 4 days ago:
Next green text story incoming:
Me: tried being myself
Her: ew
- Comment on 5 days ago:
It looks like a pretty damn comfortable suit actually. Where can I find the morph suit version of this for Halloween. I’m sure to win the prize for the most horrific costume.
- Comment on perhaps 5 days ago:
Why not both? Scambling.
- Comment on Walmart actually teaches their employees how to get food stamps 6 days ago:
Where I work you can only work temporarily for 2 years before they automatically get a permanent contract. I got a colleague come to me for support yesterday saying he’s been told his contract won’t be renewed beyond 1year+11months and they’re going to advertise to hire another person into the role.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 1 week ago:
“I’ve been waiting for you”
- Comment on Forty hours, one life... 1 week ago:
Theres breathing and there’s sleeping… Checkmate
- Comment on 2027 gonna be like... 1 week ago:
By this point everyone will be using Nuka Cola bottle caps as the main currency instead.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Sure AI sucks, but that teacher really sucks too. Sometimes a bad teacher can be worse than no teacher.
- Comment on Executive order 69 1 week ago:
America’s anus
- Comment on Meanwhile at Meta HQ 1 week ago:
The best time to delete social media apps was 10 years ago. The second beat time is now.
- Comment on There are solutions to our problems... 1 week ago:
Yes, you’ve identified the complication.
- Comment on Can I get a hell yes? 1 week ago:
Sometimes I get a rush of enthusiasm and ambition, and in moments like that I might even make s meme to post.
- Comment on How many cookies did you lose dropping into your coffee? 1 week ago:
Dipping is an atrocity against god and man… But I can just about tolerate watching my wife it with tea. Who the fuck is dunking biscuits into coffee? WTF
- Comment on Is this true? 1 week ago:
I wouldn’t put Metroidvanias (with large maps, back tracking, ability gating and flexibility in which area to go to next) alongside other open world adventure games (like GTA, Witcher, Breath of the Wild, etc). I love Metroidvanias and linear games, but I wouldn’t touch open world adventure RPGs with a 10 foot pole.
- Comment on Shame it's walmart brand. 2 weeks ago:
Dat golden key
- Comment on Anon likes cooking 2 weeks ago:
This is somehow the least gay thing to come from 4chan
- Comment on They call me the problem solver 2 weeks ago:
Somehow works out to: any task will take 15 min in the morning.
Get out of bed: 15 min
Shower: 15 min
Shave: 15 min
Get dressed: also 15 min
Breakfast: believe it or not, 15 min
Every extra snooze on the alarm clock has got to knock off one of those things till it goes down to: get dressed and run out the door.
- Comment on People who get "happy ending" massages, is there like a common keyword or process? 2 weeks ago:
“can you please rub my penis until I ejaculate?”
The secret code that is indecipherable outside the industry.
- Comment on Some heroes 2 weeks ago:
Are you trying to blow out the flame?
- Comment on PC gamers 😭 2 weeks ago:
Gee tee aye I Ii II L
- Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan 2 weeks ago:
Is no one here going to tell me why this is fake and gay? WTF do I come to the greentext community for? Just serious comments about people’s own experiences? Fucking shameful
- Comment on Is there a website that can tell you the new names to I guess "classify" people? Like the R word, or the N word or skin color or nationaility? For ex. Is African American still acceptable and so forth 3 weeks ago:
You need a sensible friend to ask.
- Comment on Hundreds of years ago trying to spice things up 3 weeks ago:
“Charles, I borrowed this from Mary. I wish for you to use it in the bedroom with me.”
Proceeds to smack her across the face with paddle. It came with no instructions.
- Comment on The legendary PS2 3 weeks ago:
I’ve got a working, modded PS2 in my garage right now that I’m judging to post on eBay.
- Comment on Hundreds of years ago, and nothing has changed 3 weeks ago:
Waxing armpits