cRazi_man

@cRazi_man@europe.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dashboard⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you put on the left indicator and hold the horn while starting the car, then it starts in safe mode. That usually keep the car driveable for now.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll spy on you if you take me out to dinner and a movie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How soon do you get there?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shout out to fucking Air Canada for keeping you standing in line for ages and then locking out all check-ins 2 hours before flight time without doing reschedules or refunds. Fuck you very much guys. If you’re travelling Air Canada I would definitely recommend getting there 4+ hours before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would mechs make effective tools or weapons assuming the engineering and physics worked out, or are limbed piloted vehicles really just a rule of cool thing?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine this extends to mechs: humanoid robots are stupid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is always a silver lining⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t need a torn pocket for that though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you come to a lemmy group for a laugh but there's always one⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Real talk though:

  Imagetalk though:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fool me once, shame on you, fool me, you can't get fooled again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So this is some sort of MRI scanner that has gotten a cross section through the person on the right and a surface level photo for the person on the left.

  The dick is squashed to severely in the mouth that it must be flacid or a prosthetic or insanely painful.

  The penis is going into the trachea rather than the oesophagus, which makes this life threatening deep throat.

  I hope the person on the right is a man… So I can call this “fake and gay”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon owns a gym⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have space (like a garage) then buying equipment for a home gym works best. An Olympic bar and a squat rack and some plates and bench will get you started on every body part exercise you need. And this costs less than a year’s gym membership.

  I’ve got the above and slowly added dial-in-weight adjustable dumbells. A weighted belt and abs wheel.

  Pro tip: secondhand weight equipment is just as good as new and less than half price. It is hard to damage weight equipment. Space is the limiting factor, otherwise buying your own equipment is far cheaper than a gym membership. Home gym also saves travel time, lowers the mental barrier by reducing friction for attending, and the biggest bonus is not having to interact with humans. I’ve got a TV in my gym for my Jellyfin TV shows as well while I work out. Super happy with it. Highly recommended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Public Toilet Has Business Looking This Good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the questions that a quality shitpost will prompt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon owns a gym⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mainstream gyms are attracting normies. Normies who come with casual goals and for a sanitised experience. They want people who come sometimes and then carry on paying but never really use facilities. Half the people in normal gyms have never actually done any reading into how yo do exercise or what they’re training or how to avoid injury. Even the treadmill runners don’t have a plan… They just run till they’re a bit tired and sweaty.

  Weights gyms are different. Muscle heads intimidate normies. I used to seek out weights gyms and they would mostly be dark, dingy places. “Rough” looking places with “rough” looking people. Many have attached UFC or boxing training. People tend to come in groups and spot each other. There’s grunting and weights banging. It’s scary for the uninitiated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1.8 trillion was wiped out from the US stock market yesterday, where did it go?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Up the asses of rich people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aint got no candy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My kid knows exactly how many he has, which ones there are and in what place/position. If anyone touches any of his things, he knows and there will be hell to pay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a logged-in-only experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ToS says on page 387 that they are not responsible if you get killed by one of there services at any point in the future. Please sign.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Move over powered milk, it onion time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What is that 4th option?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I paid £400 for the snip

  Why? “£” suggests you’re in the UK. It’s free in the UK, unless you don’t want to wait a few months.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one time you forgot that he sees everything⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it. It this suggesting that a version of slut-shaming is funny? As if someone is in no position to want a good partner when they “give away sex too easily” to “low value men” (who doesn’t have appropriate furniture)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helping a kid grow up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not changing the sheets, I don't care.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Air BnB has been straight up bad value for such a long time. Hotels have copeted on price and give much better deals… With 24 hour front desks, helpful staff, swimming pool, en suite bathroom, etc. I gave up Air BnB years ago and never looked back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Terrifying⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care about pumpkins, but I’m always on the lookout for interesting podcasts. Thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you know any real-life person with the first name “Lucifer”?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it count to kow a “Lucy Fur”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super late to the party but Control is really good…⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the best games of all time. You don’t need any tips. Just explore and play. Try different guns. Try different abilities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found while reupholstering car bought from police auction. Plan on buying some DDR5 Ram⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Find any coke?

  Will Pepsi do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We thought it could never get better than this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t have e Space Cadet Pinball on your PC right now, then please re-evaluate what you’re doing with your life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's coming sooner than 2050⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your POV subscription has also lapsed and you’re stuck in 3rd person view. If this su scription is not paid then you will be downgraded to top down (GTA1) view before finally going to the basic plan of text only console.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why I won't be participating in No Nut November⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If there is a god, then I want them to shower blessings upon anyone who puts Olivia Munn in my message inbox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why I won't be participating in No Nut November⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to nut extra hard to counter those who refuse to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Falling with style⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It tries to fly, but falls shy of that description. It should be called shyster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pornography showing strangulation and incest to be banned in UK from early November⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  UK government:

  Real problems: I sleep

  Moral panic: real shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nice sleeves⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t cast spells, but it does do magic.