Real and heterosexual
Anon likes cooking
Submitted 1 day ago by tetris11@feddit.uk to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 day ago
This is somehow the least gay thing to come from 4chan
Trex202@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Yeah, its the repression that makes the other ones more gay
reader@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
op is not woman
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Anon never said they’re a woman.
Also, don’t forget the rule: there’s no women on the internet
whereitsat@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
cooking isn’t feminine; it’s like basic self-care. every man should cook.
i don’t care if this is a joke. it’s fun to fuck with people on social media but at least show some class and promote healthy attitudes.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 19 hours ago
Nothing is sexier than an adult who can take care of them self. It’s a low bar however it’s damn good standard.
tetris11@feddit.uk 19 hours ago
as a guy who can cook and clean but enjoys neither, I do wish I had a healthier approach to both
Shayeta@feddit.org 17 hours ago
I don’t know, if it were only up to me and my male friends we would be grilling every day.
gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 17 hours ago
cooking isn’t necessary for self-care, but preparing food is. the food doesn’t have to be heated to 100°C intermittently. just saying
Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 16 hours ago
This is cringe levels of pedantic.
Broadfern@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Anon asks the internet if they’re allowed to consent to a dynamic that works for them
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
First off, fake.
Second, gay.
Third, yes stay the house-partner anon, sounds like you guys have a good thing going. Idiot.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Anon has a fantasy.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 hours ago
Ahh to have a femboy housewife
zigmus64@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
ik what they should do next: get forcefemmed
atro_city@fedia.io 21 hours ago
Anon is strong enough to do household chores but not work.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
So am I!
I can do housework and even some major projects now and then, and it makes me hurt, sometimes to the point I can’t get out of bed, so then I don’t do more work for a few days, until it feels better, rinse and repeat. Amazing!
Jobs with any sort of physical component just constantly aggravate those pains, day after day, until I break down completely. Super fun stuff! Even sitting at a screen all day aggravates the upper back problems after a couple months! No ergonomics or physical therapy have fixed that, yet. If I could find a fully remote job that would probably work for a while, but those are hard to land. So here we are.
Trex202@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Chronic pain is no joke. Stay strong
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 21 hours ago
The great part about doing household work is that you can stop and take a break whenever you need without draeing the ire of your employer
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 20 hours ago
You can even just not do anything for a couple of days if you feel unwell!
jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Judge Judy vibes.
atro_city@fedia.io 20 hours ago
No idea what that means.
gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 17 hours ago
in 2026, doing household chores is barely any work. source: do it myself weekly
smaximov@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Anon didn’t start the greentext with specifying how super straight he is, immersion ruined.
LePoisson@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Anon could be a girl, I don’t think they specified their gender. I mean, if this wasn’t fake and gay, it would be weird for a small girl to get a giant man as a roommate anyways but y’know could happen.
johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Self described as beta, I don’t think I’ve ever heard beta used for a woman.