rumschlumpel

@rumschlumpel@feddit.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon beats his meat⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL futas are real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roblox says it paid out $1.5B to game creators in 2025 and the top 1,000 earned $1.3M on average; 50%+ of creators list high school as their highest education⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL Roblox makes billions of dollars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon introduces himself⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Would have been pretty funny (to those in the know) if he managed to do it with confidence. Shame.

  Also damn, this Greentext is 10 years old. Doing this nowadays in highschool would definitely net you a room full of blank stares even if you don’t botch the delivery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern game dev got explaining to do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because like most turboposters, cm0002 is too lazy to delete their duplicates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes Mario⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Second quote sounds like a huge strawman. Did anyone acutally say anything remotely similar that anon heard or read about?

  That said, I can kinda see it. SM64 looks super weird if you’re not used to the style. TBH Mario games have always been kinda trippy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What, no Microslop?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it seem like teenagers killing people is way more commonplace in the UK now?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this based on real, reliable statistics or just newspaper headlines?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads Into the Wild⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this “stand on your own” thing include not reading survivalist books, bringing maps or assorted tools? Because that’s what I would do if I wanted to live in the wilds. Seems more likely that he was suicidal but changed his mind when it was already too late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wonders about Iranian leader⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  fishy af, I expect some kind of intelligence/secret service fuckery. What kind of authoritarian leader dies on the first day of a war?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨visiting family back in switzerland for the weekend & airspace home gets closed🤪⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s worse places to have an unwanted pregnancy than Switzerland …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To yoink is to be human. You weren't using that part of your soul anyways⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely, we can figure out a way to feed artists without requiring a full-on revolution. Changing the way we pay artists is a LOT easier than doing a revolution and implementing a new system that actually has staying power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To yoink is to be human. You weren't using that part of your soul anyways⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IMO it should be extended to commercial use (if we keep doing commerce with things that can be copied 1:1, anyway). Of course not 1:1 copies under a different name, but there should definitely be more freedom for sampling and remix (in a general sense, not just in the context of music). The current laws are extremely restrictive. Guy in my country has been having legal battles for over two decades over sampling half a measure of drums (Pelham vs Kraftwerk).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives in the past⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Doom 3 is already in the period where 3d matured enough to not be quite as extreme. If you look at games from 2001 (my go-to 3d game for that period is Gothic 1, which is a good game, despite having somewhat unintuitive controls), the difference to Doom 3 is quite pronounced. Though id always had very good and resource-efficient graphics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives in the past⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon is definitely on to something here. And nevermind the big hits, I bet there’s a ton of good games that were overlooked back then.

  I admit that I’d have a hard time going back to 2001 3d graphics, though. Looked kinda horrible, depending on how stylized the graphics were.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a note⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I already made that mistake once. Incredibly shitty night. Half of one would have had me zoning the fuck out and I ate two …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Employa destroya 🫵😫⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP’s post is punching down (which OP said they find funny, even though they don’t seem to agree with the idea that workers are to blame - that’s not sarcasm, that’s just OP being and weirdo IMO), while the very obviously sarcastic comment is treated as if it’s serious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Employa destroya 🫵😫⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Employa destroya 🫵😫⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet here you are, mocking the workers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon observes a coworker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t know whether the guy already tried saying ‘no’ in a nice way, though. Sometimes people just don’t get the hint, especially if one or both people in the interaction are neurodiverse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon observes a coworker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t quite call this “gigachad” behavior, but it’s good and healthy to not jump on literally anyone who offers, even if you aren’t particularly interested. I suspect anon sees this as “gigachad” because they’re steeped in manosphere/incel ideology (unsurprising for a 4chan user).

  Definitely autistic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon starts taking T⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon says “women are NPCs”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be perfect if it wasn’t for that fuck-ugly ‘T’ separator between date and time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it keeps getting momentum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still waiting for that crypto pop. It seems less *relevant nowadays, but judging by Bitcoin’s current price, it hasn’t quite popped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spray n Pray⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard that depending on the toilet design, flushing with the lid down is even worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When DinoCon is doing more than the US Gov⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AFAIK most billionaires become so by birth, even if the most prominent are the ones who made their fortune through their own exploits.

  Becoming a billionaire by birth isn’t evil in itself, it’s the act of staying a billionaire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon disrespects their elders⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Youngest boomers are 61, though :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon acts like a jerk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you’re in Germany Ü

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not gonna lie, I kind like it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll put it on the pile for things I should do (checking vitamin levels is already there TBH).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a PC gamer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know. The ones who would do it in response to hardware shortages are mostly already doing it anyway. The ones who don’t, won’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not gonna lie, I kind like it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm, I feel old and tired all the time. Not gonna fuck around (in a bad way) with my partner. Unfortunately, I’m also not gonna fuck around much in a good way, because I feel old and tired all the time.