Anon updates GNU/linux

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fake: anon used bigfuckingmistake.exe instead of bigfuckingmistake.sh

  Ace: No mention of sex because sex is for sheeple

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sex probably isn’t even FOSS

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I wonder why people want ‘privacy’ when having sex, and how it’s always 'censored" on TV

      Absolutely Proprietary!

      Probably filled with keyloggers too

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I couldn’t find an Archive.org archive of the page, but this page on some random website I am not sure about in any way has the page saved for sex.exe and its source code which is indeed FOSS:
      www.1014.org/code/nullsoft/sex/

      Copyright © 1998-2000 Nullsoft, Inc.

      This software is provided ‘as-is’, without any express or implied warranty. In no event will the authors be held liable for any damages arising from the use of this software.

      Permission is granted to anyone to use this software for any purpose, including commercial applications, and to alter it and redistribute it freely.

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    wine bigfuckingmistake.exe

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    • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You rawdog .exe files?

      Disgusting 🤮

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That link didn’t work. I think you forgot to make the script executable.

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    • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No you link with ln, you’re thinking of chmod

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  • rmrf@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    bigfuckingmistake.elf

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      a.out

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  • Be me.

  • Go to school

  • Everyone else in my class counting on fingers

  • Pull out Abacus

  • Crowd immediately forms

  • “Hey guys! He’s doing multi-variable calculus over here!!!”

  • Smile smugly. Don’t these kids know the abacus has been around for 3000 years?

  • Teacher tells me to stop cheating. Accuses me of black magic

  • Just laugh. Calculate pi to 100 places. People running out of the room screaming and crying.

  • Sent to principle’s office. Principle amazed by my technological expertise. Nominates me for Head Boy.

  • Ministry of Magic sends down delegation to investigate my new kind of wizardry

  • Correctly estimate the future national gross domestic product for the next two quarters

  • Voldemort appears and tries to steal my device

  • Perfectly calculate the circumference of his head. Voldemort banished to the shadow realm for 10,000 years.

  • Everyone cheers

  • Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur

  True story

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  • socrates@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you.

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• misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This more or less happened to my friend in early ~2000s, they were technically amazing for grade school. When the school “database” was deleted they + friend were suspended for an entire month, almost expelled.

  Turns out they had warned their teacher that the files were in a public shared folder and anyone could just literally delete them. No backups, these were grades, assignments, etc for dozens of teachers over many years. They were severely punished for trying to disclose a vulnerability essentially and blamed for the whole thing.

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  • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Never report vulnerabilities yourself to an organization, always use a neutral, trusted third party to report it.

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    • Aatube@kbin.melroy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      which organization would you use in this situation?

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Linux is a gateway drug. Habitual use can lead to harder OSes, which are also Linux.

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  • derpgon@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Linux is just w gateway druh to TempleOS

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    • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And eventually, after that, Nyarch

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    • Someone64@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “druh”… Cringe.

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Eventually to OpenBSD and FreeBSD

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    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      finally plan 9

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    • greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Solaris, Illumos

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Starts modded Minecraft modpack. full screen starting logs. H4ck3rm4n

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh please Christ tell me that kids these days aren’t that dumb when it comes to computers.

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  • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Computer literacy is definitely down in gen z and alpha.

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    • stingpie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      IMO around 2006 is when you see the decline. It’s the delineation between kids who started with computers, and kids that started with phones or tablets.

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    • Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Gen Alpha are like 5 years old, so why would they?

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Kids? I regularly interact with PhD students that don’t know how to open a fucking ZIP archive. I’ve had one that thought that “SSD” was a kind of RAM, and insisted on installing Windows on a hard drive. I’ve had one that couldn’t grasp the idea of 2FA. I’ve had one that only had a single copy of his dissertation and lost all of it when Bitlocker ate the disk.

    Organic intelligence is going extinct, I swear.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My bestie in my phd program had all of her data and everything on a single shitty USB. She does some coding in R so she’s not tech illiterate. I slapped that shit out her hands so fast and bought her a durable external. Lmao

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m a middle- aged millennial going through an undergraduate university course, in my first year I had to teach some of my group work partners how to move files from one folder to another in windows.

      And these are students who have chosen modules in electrical engineering, so they have more technical/ computer education than most at that age…

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve had one that thought that “SSD” was a kind of RAM

      Well, could it be considered random access memory? I couldn’t really find a clear answer, mostly opinions.

      Wikipedia says:

      A random-access memory device allows data items to be read or written in almost the same amount of time irrespective of the physical location of data inside the memory, in contrast with other direct-access data storage media (such as hard disks and magnetic tape), where the time required to read and write data items varies significantly depending on their physical locations on the recording medium, due to mechanical limitations such as media rotation speeds and arm movement.

      So maybe?

      Although that’s basically the other end of “SSD is RAM”.
      You could also install the OS to a RAMdisk.
      Gigabyte even made some physical ones in the past.

      The i-RAM was a PCI card-mounted, battery-backed RAM disk that behaved and was marketed as a solid-state storage device. It was produced by Gigabyte and released in June 2005, at a time when genuine solid-state storage solutions were generally still less affordable than an i-RAM product with superficially similar capabilities. The i-RAM utilised DRAM, a type of volatile memory, and was equipped with a lithium-ion battery to provide backup power.

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  • RicoBerto@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I had a computer class that was fairly self guided, do projects and tell the facilitator how it's good for community or whatever.
    All I would do when she walked by is go to hackertyper and tell her I was coding.

    So yes.

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  • DahGangalang@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh, they def are. Most people under ~20 only use touch screen devices. In school, they have apps for building documents and power points, so they can just do those in their phone or a tablet.

    I’m watching it in my high school aged niece: she barely knows how to type on a real keyboard, let alone how to access a command line, and even less so what can be accomplished through it.

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Developers are that dumb when it comes to computers. Actual fucking developers.

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    • Wfh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fucking backend developers who can’t even git commit without their fucking IDE handling it for them.

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      in our area was some kind of job orientation school (or more the advertisement to spend 3 years in the main part).
      one of the people (probably 18-15) that wanted to look at programming or system integration (its combined) said that the teacher had a magic finger because that finger managed to turn on the pc

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  • AstaKask@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They are way worse than 20 years ago. High school kids now grew up with Roblox on the iPad.

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    • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think you misunderstand how good with computers anyone ever was. Back then if you didn’t care to learn, you just didn’t have one.

      Now you either are interested and learn it, or you just use an iPad/iPhone. I know many, many people who never used anything more complicated than an iPad.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes. They are.

    Everything is magic to them the way it was to the boomers. Open the box, plug it in, it works, hope nothing unusual happens along the way.

    Of course there are plenty who know more, but I’ve got kids and helped them build their own PCs. They still know relatively little, but their friends don’t even understand that cellphones are computers and reject the idea altogether.

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I used to tell a story about how my boss had to call me into his office to show him how to maximize a window after he accidentally changed its size. I had to do similarly basic instructions for several young news hires lately, and most don't seem to be picking it up very well.

    It's less that kids are dumb with computers - since everyone's dumb with computers when they're inexperienced - and more that they're as unwilling to learn as my grandma; I'll show them how to do something, and they'll completely forget how by the next day.

    I saw computers as an exciting new thing, but the next generation seems to think of them as outdated tech.

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  • penguin202124@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As a young person:

    They really are. They get used to fancy GUIs and don’t understand anything about computers.

    There are still a few that are good with computers, but that number is going down.

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  • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve met young adults that don’t know how to type with ten fingers, that have never touched a desktop pc and can’t properly explain the differences between an OS, a browser and a search engine

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    • RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      can’t properly explain the differences between an OS, a browser and a search engine

      Which, of course, was the goal of manufacturers all along. First computer you used a lot was a Chromebook? Google is all of those things. Was it a Windows 8 or later system? They damn near are the same thanks to web search integration with the start menu that only nerds like me care about disabling.

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  • StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They are wayyy worse

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• MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Similar though far less extreme thing happened to me in highschool ~99

  Some kid decided to rename the other kids home directory folders because they were their student IDs, not an easily identifiable name.

  Sure enough, when said students went to log back in, their data was gone.

  They took away MY access because they wanted me to come to the staff room to get it restored so that I can fix it for them.

  Why we had access to all students home directories and data is beyond me FFS. But yeah.

  I did plenty of shit I shouldn’t have done, for sure, but that wasn’t me, and it was the one time I got my access revoked.

  Anyway, it was a good lesson to install a keylogger on a few machines which logged to the local c: and then I got some other accounts for free internet and print credit so there was no more logging me out after that.

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• MoonMelon@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This happened to a friend of mine in the 90s. He was checking his email with pine. The lady who ran the school computer lab called the terminal “the black program with the blinking thing.”

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  • catgames@retrolemmy.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did these people not know what DOS was? Or Apple IIs with the 5 1/4" floppys?

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    • chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      someone ordered a relevant xkcd?

      Image

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fake: Anon used hackertyper.net

  Gay: Anon impressed dudes at school 😏

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• biotin7@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get new parents

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  • zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that a flatpack?

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    • biotin7@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hopefully, I was hoping for an AppImage variety

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just hack the old ones.

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    • biotin7@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, the hardware will brick if you do that

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I doubt the parents called the police on OP for hacking. Parents just get angry or ground their kids for “hacking”.

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Breaking the new computer”, to paraphrase my parents.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      my dad said Linux broke the computer when I installed Ubuntu as a last ditch attempt to get it to work with failing ram 😭😭

      it was blue screening like every 20 minutes before

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    • Matriks404@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I had a cousin, and I installed I think Linux Mint on his netbook. Few months later my uncle said that I broke the hard drive in that netbook, and I was like “Huh? That’s not how any of this works”.

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    • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I tried to explain why it wasn’t “bad” but then they accused me making meth.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wait, you’re saying this is fake?

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    • Tanoh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What, people would li…e on the internet!? clutches pearls

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Omg same experience. Bruh I just wanted to watch some youtube on my break but I had to update firefox or smtn and my coworkers thought I was hacking the wifi lolol

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Same, but I was literally just opening the command prompt and hadn’t even learned to navigate the file system yet.

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s a program at my job that has a black background and a lot of the commands are written in lines similar to cmd.

  It’s a lot more streamlined now but I use to have to do a lot in there and people would often gather behind me to see what I was doing. I guess it looked like I was hacking because I would type for about a bit and hit enter then start typing again. Literal csi hacking type shit

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  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I mean yeah, half of CSI hacking is

    Tree

    I’m in!

    Sudo dnf update

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s me all day long with Kong, having to ssh on the data planes so I can read the stupid logs and catch errors as they happen because we have a retarded setup… I often have to do it with an audience and I try to make it accessible for them, but I reckon it must remind them of Neo looking at the Matrix, when I’m browsing live logs on the command line.

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• voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  github.com/dustinkirkland/hollywood

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I love this program. Goes great with Cool Retro Terminal

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• ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Always keep a GUI tool for the job in case of normies.

  I just don’t go outside so I can use the terminal all I want

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  • Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hm. I’d just tell them to fuck off.

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  • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But I wanna keep an eye on akmods when the kernel updates :(

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Can’t decide. Is this green text fake and gay or real because it sounds like it could happen to me?

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  • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    While I doubt it went as far as the parents calling the police, way back when I was in high school, my friend got banned from the computers for “hacking” because he used the command prompt to control the computer instead of just the GUI.

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    • KrankyKong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Which is crazy because I’m sure your teachers remember the days of DOS or earlier.

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    • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      he is doing magic! its a witch!! HERESY!!

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This shit is how you turn into Voldemort.

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• rockettaco37@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  *Linux

  rms can go fuck himself

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• callyral@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  > look at the arch linux news before updating (like a responsible arch linux user)

  > run an update for the os through the command line

  > sudo pacman -Syu && notify-send “Finished updating!”

  > minimize the terminal emulator

  > wait until update is finished

  > close the terminal emulator

  > mfw nothing crazy happens

  look, if you’re using the terminal and your distro shows a lot of hacker-y text on screen when updating, then yeah of course there’s a chance that less tech-literate people are gonna think you’re hacking into the mainframe… still the story is definitely exaggerated

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• ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Should have just called the college IT technician to corroborate his version.

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  One more reason to procrastinate updates

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• nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Now mine Monero

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• ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  linux class

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