SkaveRat

@SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon disrupts the gaming industry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  thank you for your service o7

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balatro is rated PEGI-18 and Among Us inspires disgruntled people with medical needs. What other video games have been secretly eroding the very fabric of American society?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Streamlining and optimizing work, fixing technical debt and killing bugs. Yup, looks good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like Elon Musk, 1 in 3 bosses admit they are pushing RTO because they're so upset about wasting money on all those empty desks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We had some slight pushing into going into the office more, but instead of firing people, it was decided to switch to a smaller office space, so the people who like to work in an office can do so, and less money is wasted on a mostly empty office

  Understandable that this is not an option for all companies, but insane that people are happier losing talent than at least trying to work something out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's first time⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Basically this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a white hat hacker⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not hard.

  well, unless the ink has dried

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon meets a girl at a wedding⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  banjos silently play in the background

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeast crawls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do people put the punch line in the title?

  Even Reddit learned years ago that it ruins jokes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Splat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨feral naming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I swear, it was these bugs!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨huehuehue⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid Sexy Mice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I… I need the source of that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pretends to be sick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have almost 30 work days PTO plus virtually unlimited paid sick leave. Both basically standard over here.

  Always amazes me that the US is not already chopping heads because of the bad health system alone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon crashes on a friend's couch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *fashita

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give us your best infodump.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Laser bondage. Kinky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't be a coward⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rumors say that the upcoming new Children of time book will also involve crabs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, sorry. Was still at the bird flu from op

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every new injection is a new dice roll for a human-human infection mutation

  Low chance, but let’s hope we don’t get XCOM’d

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨circuits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Leaded solder is plainly better. I’ll die on that hill. From lead poisoning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bat Drip⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with the others. Get a shot now. The survivability if rabies is virtually 0 when symptoms show up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits the Philippines⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bitch, let’s see

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets home from a long day at work⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The stairwell turns into one of those rescuer death traps like monoxide filled ground tanks.

  An EMT runs in, screams when the wall of pain hits his lungs. No sound escaping his lungs as he drops unconcious from shock.

  Not responsing, the emergency services send in more EMTs, all of them getting instantly deliciously marinated in the fumes of hell incarnate with a hint of garlic and mango

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to a fancy Japanese restaurant⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon messed up. He didn’t maintain eye contact with her while eating the fish, so she has no respect for him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets home from a long day at work⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Neighbors cat gets spooked by its own shadow, runs out the door, down the stairs, tripping over all the bottles, causing the house and neighborhood to be pepper sprayed by the breath of satan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨her favourite colour is blue :)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kakapos are also great

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shoots some hoops⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fake: anon is athletic. gay: doesn’t go out on a date with a girl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨flouride⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  terrorists will drink vast amounts of it every day before an attack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pokémon Go Players Have Unwittingly Trained AI to Navigate the World⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tesla will buy them next week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs cooking advice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  pasta tea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petrichor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup youtu.be/bl7K3lRPLYo