rambling_lunatic

@rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works

• It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possibletheonion.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Withdrawal is going to make people go mad⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, that’s how cotton is produced nowadays too, except Uyghurs are the ones doing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He protecc⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet they cannot survive a snail

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification only hurts product itself, not users.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do, actually!

  I love FreeDOS and occasionally use it, and not just for vidya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification only hurts product itself, not users.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Windoze must die! Long live DOS!

  ~ War cry of the ancient geek

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feral Science⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The expedition was not real. I was alluding to Lovecraft without naming him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feral Science⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There were some geologists (field work by my reckoning) from Massachusetts who went mad after an expedition to the Antarctic. The survivors came back mumbling something about a horrible thing from beyond the mountains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Divine Dick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *Hits the Blessed Waterpipe of Panaji*

  Under Trinitarianism, God would be a they/them, because they’re literally several people.

  According to the common understanding of the doctrine of virgin birth, Mary got impregnated through the Holy Spirit rather than The Father rawdogging her. This suggests that the Holy Spirit is a dick and thus probably male.

  The Father is, according to the Catechism of the Catholic Church, not a man or a woman. That being said, neither Hebrew nor Aramaic nor Koine Greek have gender-neutral pronouns (except perhaps calling The Father “it” in Koine Greek, which would be hilarious but sadly would not be approved of by a killjoy like Paul).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The great outdoors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, fellow worker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The great outdoors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone please explain? I don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO's pay rises 63% to $73m, despite devastating year for layoffs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s to benefit the owners

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cognitive Biases⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Counterpoint: the replication crisis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cognitive Biases⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In a vacuum, appealing to authority is fallacious. An idea must stand up on its own merits.

  IRL, things get fuzzy. No one has the expertise and time to derive everything from first principles and redo every experiment ever performed. Thus we sadly have to have some level of trust in people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute Units⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Would this mean that the coming Age of Fire will result in smaller whales as global warming screws with the krill spawn rates?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badgers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badgers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I missed the NG era as a young lad. Would you please elaborate?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Run.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *cognitohazard unless it is contagious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolutely nothing happened June 1989⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  DB0 and Solarpunk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bing translate got it spot on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  An invitation to “Learn Olbanian!” was directed at Madonna in 2006, when in her blog she used an electronic translator to address her Russian fans and called them “Russian ventilators” by mistake [3] (i.e. by confusing “fan (person)” and “fan (machine)”, while the latter is ventilyator in Russian).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hungry Lions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Literal IT Crowd episode plot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mobin' Time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  half joking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “The less you know, the more you sleep.” - Russian proverb

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very thankful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  www.cnn.com/2024/09/19/politics/…/index.html

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon falls in love⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I move closer to he”

  Anon may be gay too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aldi announces wage increases up to $23 an hour; hiring thousands of employees⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it was international.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aldi announces wage increases up to $23 an hour; hiring thousands of employees⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is just in the USA, correct? Aldi in the EU is unaffected from what I can tell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inaccuracies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can count up to 99 with your hands if you use them like a Japanese abacus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes the pink pill⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you meant to say salvia, maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👁️ 🌹 💨 💨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This technically goes down a very interesting line of thought that Vsauce covered once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Malk?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One milk away from tres leches