he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  do you think I went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

  shrug-outta-hecks If it was my house the answer would probably be yes.

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me too, we’re lame

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the econ department i went to had the best fundraising t-shirts:

      [blank] department of economics
      we don’t wonder why we don’t get invited to parties
      we know

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  • zerozaku@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol that emoji embedded perfectly.

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• teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If it was just about a cute body, people would just get Realdolls with warming coils. Some people are satisfied by that, sure, but not many.

  What most of us like is a body animated by a vivacious and interesting intelligence of some kind.

  And here’s the fun part: the more interesting the spooky animating ghost intelligence, the less cute the body needs to be.

  My partner’s butt is, shape wise, probably pretty similar to many others. But when I squeeze it in a certain way, and it moves lithely in my hands like a big old disco cat… It’s genuinely the best butt in my universe.

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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you think any kind of sex dolls is in the same universe as even the dumbest most uninteresting person, you do not fuck.

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    • 6_Electrons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wasn’t that his exact point lol

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  • fatcat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But when I squeeze it in a certain way, and it moves lithely in my hands like a big old disco cat…

    sentences i never even imagined

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    • teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well hello there. 😄

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• CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m getting to the point my tastes are… inverting. Younger men looking better and better these days since older men for me is now actually old men lol

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  • did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually thought about this. I don’t think when I’m 50 I’ll be into older men anymore, since what I consider “older men” now would either be around my age or just old-old men, lmao.

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No matter how old you get, 20 year olds stay the same age.

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    • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unless you digivolve into a grandaddy fantasy

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    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can confirm

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Huh. I have always liked guys my age, whatever that age is, and always for some reason have been pursued only by guys my age or younger (defining “my age” as a few years in either direction). Will need to see if that holds, but I didn’t expect it to still be true at this age so maybe.

    Looks wise yeah I think more younger guys look better but OMG when I see a fit guy my age, that strikes me much more.

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  • houndeyes@toast.ooo ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m getting to the point my tastes are… inverting.

    Image

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “He’s using you for your body.”

  And I’m using him for his.

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    god forbid people gasp enjoy sex

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    • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      everytime you have sex, jesus cries

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OP is only recently 18. Sexual partner is over 50. It’s not 100% sunshine and roses.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perhaps inverting all elements of this…

  So, I finally made a fetlife account. I’m roughly 35, M.

  Looking through people in my area.

  See a fairly wide range of people, but notice that… a fair number of accounts are seemingly obviously lying about their age. In either direction, sometimes.

  Follow a few accounts.

  Surprisingly, one follows me back within like an hour or two … long story short, this woman has a fantastic body, but claims she’s 55. Isn’t showing her face on her profile, totally makes sense as a privacy measure, also leads me to think its more likely she’s listing a fake age, as another privacy measure.

  I say hello type words, including basically ‘theres no way you’re 55 right? you look to be 15 years younger.’

  Fucking nope, nope I am wrong, she actually is 55, and is just in incredible shape.

  So I guess now I am entirely unintentionally into MILFs. Still think she looks great!

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  • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why would a 40 year old lie about being 55? What a strange accusation hahah

    I’d believe people are lying about being older if they’re really young on dating apps.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mistyped, I meant to write 25 years younger.

      But why would somebody lie from roughly 30 to present as 55?

      Well really, the pattern that I though I’d noticed was that people would just bullshit their age by a round number, 5, 10, 20, etc years, in any direction.

      An obfuscation/privacy tactic more so than like, a catfishing tactic.

      The other thing at play here is that … I was genuinely baffled, in disbelief.

      I literally have never seen a 55 yo woman in as good of shape as she is, she’s in better shape than most women I’ve known who actually are in the age bracket I thought she was in.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why would a 40 year old lie about being 55?

      So, on Tinder at least, there’s something I read about people under 40 being sorted and matched differently than people over 40. The end result being folks in higher tiers of service getting access to younger matches. But because it’s a semi-known exploit, you end up with people lying about their age to manipulate the match set.

      You also get a weird phenomenon such that you see the same list of people showing up over and over again on your feed, until you cross the dateline and suddenly they all vanish.

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  • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did you also notice how many people are from Antarctica and 99yrs old? So far as the “no face pic” I would bet she has a lot of hidden - for friends only - pics that will have her face.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For whatever reason, at least in my area, no, people don’t seem to do that. I haven’t seen a one that used that kind of anonymization.

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• ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wh… Yes? What do other people do at 3am?

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Play rimworld, mostly.

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    • nodiratime@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rimming, hm.

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    • ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Okay yes.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean if I’m still awake at 3am I’m gonna be down for either.

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• TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah, I get all that. But, did you ever install a Linux ISO at 3pm with a friend (or more)?! That’s better than sex!

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  • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Especially after chasing down that display driver issue in the wee hours of the morning. Light that cigarette

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• rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why not both?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    seriously if i can’t discuss geopolitical economics with a lover, why am i loving them?

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      LRR Crapshots: Pillow Talk

      Image

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• Cleisthenian@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  wb violet we missed you

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeesh violet wtf. I support all the silliness and I suspect the sluttiness is fake.

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  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Got a problem with sluts, buddy?

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I want to talk to you about sluts

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah we be sluts. Don’t throw that shit at me and then call me “buddy”

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  • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is super mild horny posting, TBH

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  • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What if the sluttiness is real and the silliness is fake?

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess it’s weird if the smuttiness is fake, because that’s AI. It isn’t horny or angry.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    … even if it was a bit…

    It would still be a good bit.

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    • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s an entire subreddit dedicated to this type of posting. “Stupid Sluts Club”

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So is this the same woman I’ve blocked twice now for awkward horny posts? Is she getting banned, or what? I don’t understand why the same person keeps coming back into my timeline even after multiple block attempts.

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    • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m convinced it’s a fat neckbeard larping as a horny woman.

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    • lemonhead2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I looked at her history. she was bullied off and deleted her account. then decided to give it another shot.

      honestly several people delete their accounts and start over every so often. no karma. so better to keep ur history clean

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    • T4V0@lemmy.pt ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Differents accounts my dude, the OP wants to use Lemmy without a fixed account, apparently.

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tell me about it dude. Clearly same person, accounts all use “violet” or similar names, clearly creating repeated accounts to get around people blocking them or getting banned. So annoying. It feels like being specificaplly targetted when someone comes back right after you block them like this

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who are you to gatekeep other people’s kinks?

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would like to know what the fuck you are on about

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• westingham@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey, nice to see you back on Lemmy!

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just enjoy some good mouth on me

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Would you like to?

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• angband@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When he is done and starts playing video games at 3 am, you gonna be good with it?

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• redparadise@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would go to his house and make him discuss the economical and political state of the world.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you came to my house at 3 am, the only discussion you’d be getting is: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.”

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• trashboypro@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Both of those could be solved by competent therapists.

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqkoEX9-wQQ

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, we’re gonna end up on economics and politics when we’re cuddling afterward.

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