he might be using me to fulfill his younger woman fantasy, but I’m also using him to fulfill my daddy fantasy, so we’re even

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• rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Why not both?

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Perhaps inverting all elements of this…

  So, I finally made a fetlife account. I’m roughly 35, M.

  Looking through people in my area.

  See a fairly wide range of people, but notice that… a fair number of accounts are seemingly obviously lying about their age. In either direction, sometimes.

  Follow a few accounts.

  Surprisingly, one follows me back within like an hour or two … long story short, this woman has a fantastic body, but claims she’s 55. Isn’t showing her face on her profile, totally makes sense as a privacy measure, also leads me to think its more likely she’s listing a fake age, as another privacy measure.

  I say hello type words, including basically ‘theres no way you’re 55 right? you look to be 15 years younger.’

  Fucking nope, nope I am wrong, she actually is 55, and is just in incredible shape.

  So I guess now I am entirely unintentionally into MILFs. Still think she looks great!

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  • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Why would a 40 year old lie about being 55? What a strange accusation hahah

    I’d believe people are lying about being older if they’re really young on dating apps.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I mistyped, I meant to write 25 years younger.

      But why would somebody lie from roughly 30 to present as 55?

      Well really, the pattern that I though I’d noticed was that people would just bullshit their age by a round number, 5, 10, 20, etc years, in any direction.

      An obfuscation/privacy tactic more so than like, a catfishing tactic.

      The other thing at play here is that … I was genuinely baffled, in disbelief.

      I literally have never seen a 55 yo woman in as good of shape as she is, she’s in better shape than most women I’ve known who actually are in the age bracket I thought she was in.

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• teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If it was just about a cute body, people would just get Realdolls with warming coils. Some people are satisfied by that, sure, but not many.

  What most of us like is a body animated by a vivacious and interesting intelligence of some kind.

  And here’s the fun part: the more interesting the spooky animating ghost intelligence, the less cute the body needs to be.

  My partner’s butt is, shape wise, probably pretty similar to many others. But when I squeeze it in a certain way, and it moves lithely in my hands like a big old disco cat… It’s genuinely the best butt in my universe.

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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you think any kind of sex dolls is in the same universe as even the dumbest most uninteresting person, you do not fuck.

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    • 6_Electrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      wasn’t that his exact point lol

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  do you think I went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

  shrug-outta-hecks If it was my house the answer would probably be yes.

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I just enjoy some good mouth on me

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• CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m getting to the point my tastes are… inverting. Younger men looking better and better these days since older men for me is now actually old men lol

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  • did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I actually thought about this. I don’t think when I’m 50 I’ll be into older men anymore, since what I consider “older men” now would either be around my age or just old-old men, lmao.

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No matter how old you get, 20 year olds stay the same age.

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    • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless you digivolve into a grandaddy fantasy

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    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can confirm

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean if I’m still awake at 3am I’m gonna be down for either.

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• redparadise@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I would go to his house and make him discuss the economical and political state of the world.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    If you came to my house at 3 am, the only discussion you’d be getting is: “Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.”

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeesh violet wtf. I support all the silliness and I suspect the sluttiness is fake.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    … even if it was a bit…

    It would still be a good bit.

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  • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What if the sluttiness is real and the silliness is fake?

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  • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is super mild horny posting, TBH

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  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Got a problem with sluts, buddy?

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I want to talk to you about sluts

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah we be sluts. Don’t throw that shit at me and then call me “buddy”

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So is this the same woman I’ve blocked twice now for awkward horny posts? Is she getting banned, or what? I don’t understand why the same person keeps coming back into my timeline even after multiple block attempts.

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    • lemonhead2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I looked at her history. she was bullied off and deleted her account. then decided to give it another shot.

      honestly several people delete their accounts and start over every so often. no karma. so better to keep ur history clean

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    • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m convinced it’s a fat neckbeard larping as a horny woman.

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    • T4V0@lemmy.pt ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Differents accounts my dude, the OP wants to use Lemmy without a fixed account, apparently.

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Who are you to gatekeep other people’s kinks?

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    • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would like to know what the fuck you are on about

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