AngryCommieKender
@AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
- Comment on Stop stressing my GPU and start hiring artists 2 days ago:
Similarly Schedule I. Tyler optimized TF out of the very unrealistic graphics in that game, and is only hiring an artist so that the expansion looks pretty.
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 2 days ago:
Found my first grey hair when I was 16. Since then, multiple GFs have found the occasional grey hair. I’m 45, and weirdly my hair keeps getting darker. Used to be a platinum blonde, turned sandy blonde, and now it would be called brown…
- Comment on forbidden dots 2 days ago:
Leaving it.
- Comment on forbidden dots 3 days ago:
Unfortunately, if one were to invest a single gram of plutonium, not only are you ill equipped to actually properly harness even a small percentage of the heat energy it will produce, it also qualifies as a heavy metal, so there is every probability that whatever you do actually ingest before the chunk of plutonium exits your rear end, will end up in your bones thereby irradiating you further than the original gram of plutonium irradiated you as it passed through your digestive tract, mostly unobstructed, provided one doesn’t have a previous bowel obstruction.
- Comment on Yarr 4 days ago:
I know three full cassette tapes worth of sea chanties. I claim the crow’s nest! I just need an umbrella.
- Comment on When it hits you.... 6 days ago:
Yeah, rewatching the documentary that Patrick CC made on him does highlight that a bit more than I remembered.
- Comment on When it hits you.... 6 days ago:
He’s openly said that he isn’t Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey is his Batman to his Bruce Wayne.
“I’m not real.” -Jim Carrey.
- Comment on When it hits you.... 6 days ago:
I think you may be reading him wrong. He keeps saying he isn’t him or anyone else. I think he thinks that he is just a guy, and Jim Carrey is his Batman. I kinda feel bad for the guy, as it seems that he has to keep feeding the machine so he can pay for whatever debts he’s trying to take care of.
- Comment on Pansexuality 6 days ago:
I just tell myself that I was 11 when Christina Ricci played Wednesday as a 14 year old. So my eternal crush on that particular version of Wednesday Addams is fine, since she is always roughly 2-2.5 years older than I am.
Interestingly I super babby hate every version of Wednesday ever since. The animated ones were cool, but the latest version isn’t an Addams. The latest Fester is kinda cool, but he’s still not quite a proper Addams. An Addams is all about protecting, helping, and growing La Familia.
- Comment on She's out of town and I'm cleaning her entire collection as a surprise 1 week ago:
Seconding Pissman’s advice. The only other tip that I know of is to encrust it with salt as well as oil, but that seems to be expensive and unnecessary. Honestly just cooking several pounds of bacon in it will do the same thing.
- Comment on The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle 1 week ago:
benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-sp…
If he was, he’d know he’s following a guy that somehow managed to fullfill every single prophecy about the Antichrist…
- Comment on Our bad 1 week ago:
Evaporation ≠ distillation.
- Comment on Happy American import day 2 weeks ago:
American or Canadian propaganda that was slapped on 1/12 or 1/13 of the entire Native American harvest festivals. I don’t remember if there were 12 or 13, but their version of Thanksgiving happened that many times per year.
We just took one of those days and slapped a coat of Union Jack paint all over it. That’s also why Canada celebrates their Thanksgiving earlier than we do.
- Comment on Happy American import day 2 weeks ago:
Thanksgiving is not celebrated correctly anywhere it is celebrated. It originally was a set of 12 or 13 harvest festivals that the English settlers appropriated a single one each. That is literally a celebration of imperialism. Watch Addams Family Values if you want to see an appropriate representation of what thanksgiving should look like.
- Comment on 3-bean soup 2 weeks ago:
Sure, but then you mash them. Technically, the peanuts you get in most stores have only been roasted once then mashed.
- Comment on 3-bean soup 2 weeks ago:
Peanut butter is mashed peanuts. More like hummus than refried beans. The refried part involved cooking them a second time.
- Comment on Be this guy. 2 weeks ago:
Grover?
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 weeks ago:
Bedbugs. If you can, get your house above 120° F and keep it there for at least two hours. If not, CONSTANT VIGILANCE, and constant deep cleaning of everything is the only way I have seen them beaten without poisons.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 weeks ago:
I WISH those little fuckers worked like that. Bed bug PTSD is real.
- Comment on Pow-- 2 weeks ago:
Black ranger was part of the OG rangers. White ranger was a Johnny come lately hanger on. I thought this as a 13 year old kid when that season came out.
- Comment on Pow-- 2 weeks ago:
More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before.
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 2 weeks ago:
I had a total of 6 SAABs. I was a delivery driver that did long distance deliveries, mostly donated organs. None of them died before 1.2 million miles. The closest I ever got to the 2 million mile club was my 1986 SAAB 900 SPG that I got to a whopping 1,854,35*,*** miles. I don’t remember the small digits. There are still SAABs out there that are joining that club, and they haven’t made one since 2011
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 2 weeks ago:
I had a total of 6 SAABs. I was a delivery driver that did long distance deliveries, mostly donated organs. None of them died before 1.2 million miles. The closest I ever got to the 2 million mile club was my 1986 SAAB 900 SPG that I got to a whopping 1,854,35*,*** miles. I don’t remember the small digits. There are still SAABs out there that are joining that club, and they haven’t made one since 2011
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 2 weeks ago:
1982 SAAB 900. No turbo, no sunroof. No frills. Still a fun car to drive
- Comment on Ok, boomer 2 weeks ago:
Cardboard box next to the fish market dumpster.
- Comment on When you do the right thing and actually get rewarded for it 2 weeks ago:
I routinely tell my dogs, “stupid/dumb dog, you make me look bad,” after they get too excited or aggressive.
- Comment on Gotta get those tickets! 3 weeks ago:
The baby is on their back. Their face is pointing up. It doesn’t seem to be old enough to crawl away, so I don’t think there’s a danger of the baby rubbing their face on the floor. The mom stepping on it or kicking it accidentally seems plausible.
- Comment on One photograph. Two daughters. Three Nobel Prizes. 3 weeks ago:
Or, she had inlaws and servants to help. Which is what happened.
- Comment on mercy merci 3 weeks ago:
FUCK THAT
- Comment on mercy merci 3 weeks ago:
I would have thought a spider was impossible to pet had I not seen this. Chill little fella.