Woody Harrelson
Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
Submitted 1 day ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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tino@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.
dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
The President as an actor?!
squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
John Oliver
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Fern Brady
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Steven Segal
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
blarghly@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.
Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Jack Black
Troy00@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
LOL, just thinking about is too funny,
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’d watch that though.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 day ago
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s for the spoof lol
criss_cross@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
Jared Leto
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
You win 🤢
shalafi@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
Grabthar@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Shit, didn’t have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I’d still watch the shit out of it.
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
gal gadot
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you’re waiting for him to do his “awkward teenager” character.
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
Haha, came here to say that too.
Dasus@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I can’t decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it’d be hella entertaining.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’d watch it
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.
Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting. Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and doing without a threatening ton.”
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Rob Schneider
tryagain@lemmy.ml 18 minutes ago
Adam Sandler!
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Gilbert Godfreid
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
(As a zombie)
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 hours ago
Kevin Sorbo
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Steven Segal
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 day ago
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 14 hours ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Rosanne Barr
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
That laugh. That god damned laugh.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
Someone write a scene where Rosanne sexually harasses M’s secretary.
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Gabourey Sidibe
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Marlon Brando. Hard to play a character well when you’re dead
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 18 hours ago
William Shatner
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Adam Sandler
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 day ago
I mean, he’s done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.
Watch Uncut Gems if you don’t believe me that his range is incredible.
Only problem is his age would mean you’d have to set him as a retired Bond.
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
Shaq
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Oh man, I almost want him to try xD
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
tomenzgg@midwest.social 13 hours ago
I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I’d boycott the film but I could see it working.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought of another one:
*Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are…Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they’re ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
Kraiden@kbin.earth 1 day ago
Melissa McCarthy has already kinda done that
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought that movie was pretty decent actually.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Thanks. I had blissfully forgotten about this.
Taleya@aussie.zone 23 hours ago
And it’s fucking hilarious
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
James Corden.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
Perfect
Dasus@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Snailpope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Danny Davito
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
… ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within the Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the “good” side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain.
socsa@piefed.social 1 day ago
I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.
Pat@feddit.nu 1 day ago
I thought it was WORST, not BEST!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Whatever is the opposite is this answer is what op was looking for.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Jeremy Clarkson.
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 minutes ago
Matt Lucas.