DJ Qualls:
Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
Submitted 10 months ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d watch that though.
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s for the spoof lol
criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you’re waiting for him to do his “awkward teenager” character.
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Haha, came here to say that too.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They should do something like “Young Indiana Jones” but for Bond. He’s an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Steven Segal
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
blarghly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.
Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.
HerbSolo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
yeah but it’s almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn’t matter
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Steven Segal
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Adam Sandler
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 months ago
I mean, he’s done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.
Watch Uncut Gems if you don’t believe me that his range is incredible.
Only problem is his age would mean you’d have to set him as a retired Bond.
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
tomenzgg@midwest.social 10 months ago
I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I’d boycott the film but I could see it working.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thought of another one:
*Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are…Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they’re ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
Kraiden@kbin.earth 10 months ago
[deleted]Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Thanks. I had blissfully forgotten about this.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I thought that movie was pretty decent actually.
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
And it’s fucking hilarious
Snailpope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Danny Davito
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
… ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within the Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the “good” side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain.
socsa@piefed.social 10 months ago
I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.
Pat@feddit.nu 10 months ago
I thought it was WORST, not BEST!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Whatever is the opposite is this answer is what op was looking for.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Jared Leto
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You win 🤢
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
James Corden.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Perfect
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Rowan Atkinson
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 10 months ago
You had to pick the worst, not the best!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Already done: Johnny English
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Black Adder will always be better than any Bond
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.
Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting. Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and doing without a threatening ton.”
squaresinger@lemmy.world 10 months ago
John Oliver
Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
salty_chief@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The pedophile?
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
fits perfectly for the role
Schorsch@feddit.org 10 months ago
Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.
KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Roger Moore
FUCK YOU I WON’T TAKE IT BACK
user6527@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Seth Green
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 10 months ago
I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.
Heikki2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Steven Segal
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
gal gadot
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gilbert Godfreid
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 10 months ago
dwayne johnson the rock
Nangijala@feddit.dk 10 months ago
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Gilbert gottfried
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Pauly Shore still acting?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Rosanne Barr
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
adam sandler
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Jack Black
Troy00@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
LOL, just thinking about is too funny,
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.