DJ Qualls:
Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
Submitted 1 year ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
db2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d watch that though.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
sun-dried Tobey Maguire
(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Also kind of like a dehydrated/big-head-mode Tom Holland. And also the guy who played the British Dwight on the original UK Office.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s for the spoof lol
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you’re waiting for him to do his “awkward teenager” character.
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Haha, came here to say that too.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They should do something like “Young Indiana Jones” but for Bond. He’s an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Steven Segal
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.
Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn’t be good enough.
HerbSolo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
yeah but it’s almost cheating. Sagall is the worst choice, the question almost doesn’t matter
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Steven Segal
db2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s the most awful anything to anything though. It’s cheating.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
it would be so funny to see a 007 who can’t be bothered to stand up from his chair
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 year ago
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Adam Sandler
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 year ago
I mean, he’s done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.
Watch Uncut Gems if you don’t believe me that his range is incredible.
Only problem is his age would mean you’d have to set him as a retired Bond.
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kinda done.: You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 year ago
I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I’d boycott the film but I could see it working.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought of another one:
*Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are…Jane Bond(s)
(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they’re ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)
Kraiden@kbin.earth 1 year ago
[deleted]Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Thanks. I had blissfully forgotten about this.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I thought that movie was pretty decent actually.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 year ago
And it’s fucking hilarious
Snailpope@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Danny Davito
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
… ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within the Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the “good” side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain.
socsa@piefed.social 1 year ago
I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.
Pat@feddit.nu 1 year ago
I thought it was WORST, not BEST!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Whatever is the opposite is this answer is what op was looking for.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Jared Leto
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You win 🤢
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
James Corden.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Perfect
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Rowan Atkinson
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 year ago
You had to pick the worst, not the best!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Already done: Johnny English
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Black Adder will always be better than any Bond
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Larry David.
Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl
GoodMonson@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.
Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting. Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and doing without a threatening ton.”
squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 year ago
John Oliver
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
salty_chief@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The pedophile?
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
fits perfectly for the role
Schorsch@feddit.org 1 year ago
Hey this is about the James Bond actor, not the president of the USA.
KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Roger Moore
FUCK YOU I WON’T TAKE IT BACK
user6527@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Seth Green
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 year ago
I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.
Heikki2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Steven Segal
dechnically@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
gal gadot
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gilbert Godfreid
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
dwayne johnson the rock
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 year ago
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Gilbert gottfried
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Pauly Shore still acting?
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Rosanne Barr
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
adam sandler
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Jack Black
Troy00@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
LOL, just thinking about is too funny,
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.