Bobcat goldthwait
Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
Submitted 1 month ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 month ago
klemptor@startrek.website 1 month ago
I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t decide if Danny DeVito would be perfect or awful for this, but it’d be hella entertaining.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d watch it
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
“So anyway I started blasting,” said Bond as he removed an imperceptible speck of dust from the lapel of his Saville Row light grey mohair-wool suit.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
You were supposed to choose the worst, not the best
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Ah shit I mixed it up
lime@feddit.nu 1 month ago
he’s a gem though
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think Bond was supposed to look like a boring nobody that was easy to forget and disappear in the background. and easy to underestimate.
Nick Frost is perfect for that.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Bond is supposed to be sexy AF.
That makes him a bad spy, but a good protagonist.
58008@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Joe Pesci, circa 1995
Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where’s the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*
Q: Sir, please… *choke* I was just explaining… *cough* the pen’s unique bidet feature…
Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin’ BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!
Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just… *splutter* use the pen’s other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet… *gasp* live…
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
William Shatner
Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Whoopie Goldberg
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I love it, that might finally kill off the franchise
SinAdjetivos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or revive it, I don’t think I’ve seen a James Bond movie since one of the very first ones but I would 100% watch a Goldberg Bond movie because I don’t see how they could play it other than leaning hard into how inherently silly it all is.
sheridan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TJ Miller
Mescalito@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Carrot Top
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Kevin Heart
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
It’s Hart like a deer but solid pick
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hitler
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Rob Schneider
tryagain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Adam Sandler!
trk@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Pedro Pascal
I’m sick of that bloke now.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh man! I mean from what I remember James Bond often had anxiety with the female leads, so it’s perfect
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I would love a Tommy Wiseau attempt at Bond. Holy shit it would be amazing.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
WiseScorpio@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Michael Cena
BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Seth Rogan
Bosht@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it’s not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.
tino@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Woody Harrelson
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Shaq
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh man, I almost want him to try xD
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The guy that played McLovin
doopen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nathan Fielder (Nathan for You)
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I’m ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Would be an amazing movie
Watching him seduce the love interest
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Daniel Craig was perfect for that. Worst Bond ever.
Clint Barton was the worst Avenger casting, he’s perfect for Craig’s shoes.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you mean Jeremy Renner. yeah he’s so annoying
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I take it you guys aren’t on the Jeremy Renner app, then? More stars for me!
EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Right you are! My mistake. Thanks
individual@toast.ooo 1 month ago
Joe Biden
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Giles Brandreth
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Logan Paul
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.
dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The President as an actor?!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fern Brady
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have I met these henchmen before?
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Melisa McCarthy
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jeremy Clarkson.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I would unironically watch this once a week.