Neil Breen… remember, eyes on Breen
Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people
Submitted 3 days ago by SassyRamen@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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WraithGear@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Taleya@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Gilbert gottfried
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
*yelling Iago voice*
MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I didn’t say best for the role!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
(As a zombie)
user6527@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Seth Green
Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Tom Green.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Okay, but only if Pauly Shore gets to be Q.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 days ago
We have all the sausage in the world.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The day they cast Tom Green as 007 is the day I know we’re finally back on the good timeline we were on in the 90s.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I know it says to pick the most awful, but settle down there Satan. We’ve suffered enough.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Roger Moore
FUCK YOU I WON’T TAKE IT BACK
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 days ago
Oh, you’re one of those people that can’t admit their mistakes?
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Jeremy Clarkson.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
I would unironically watch this once a week.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.
dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The President as an actor?!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 days ago
I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.
db2@lemmy.world 3 days ago
He acts human terribly. 🤷
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fern Brady
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Have I met these henchmen before?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Rob Schneider
tryagain@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Adam Sandler!
pachrist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.
James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he’d take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.
So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.
Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.
Bosht@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That last line, lmfao
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 2 days ago
dwayne johnson the rock
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Kevin Hart as Q.
pachrist@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Vin Diesel as M.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bobcat goldthwait
klemptor@startrek.website 2 days ago
I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.
Mescalito@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Carrot Top
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Shaq
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh man, I almost want him to try xD
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Pauly Shore still acting?
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Pauly Shore as Pinocchio as James Bond. Instant hit.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
You were supposed to choose the worst, not the best
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Ah shit I mixed it up
lime@feddit.nu 2 days ago
he’s a gem though
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I think Bond was supposed to look like a boring nobody that was easy to forget and disappear in the background. and easy to underestimate.
Nick Frost is perfect for that.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Bond is supposed to be sexy AF.
That makes him a bad spy, but a good protagonist.
Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Whoopie Goldberg
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I love it, that might finally kill off the franchise
SinAdjetivos@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Or revive it, I don’t think I’ve seen a James Bond movie since one of the very first ones but I would 100% watch a Goldberg Bond movie because I don’t see how they could play it other than leaning hard into how inherently silly it all is.
58008@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Joe Pesci, circa 1995
Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where’s the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*
Q: Sir, please… *choke* I was just explaining… *cough* the pen’s unique bidet feature…
Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin’ BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!
Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just… *splutter* use the pen’s other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet… *gasp* live…
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 days ago
The guy that played McLovin
doopen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Nathan Fielder (Nathan for You)
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It gets to the end of the movie, and he says "OK, i think I’m ready to do this for real. It pans out to a huge set. The whole thing was just The Rehearsal for James to actually go on the mission.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Would be an amazing movie
Watching him seduce the love interest
sheridan@lemmy.world 3 days ago
TJ Miller
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Kevin Heart
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 days ago
It’s Hart like a deer but solid pick
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Melisa McCarthy
trk@aussie.zone 2 days ago
Pedro Pascal
I’m sick of that bloke now.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Oh man! I mean from what I remember James Bond often had anxiety with the female leads, so it’s perfect
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Will Ferrell.
LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
This one hurt me. Should I point to where it hurt me?
Inucune@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Preacher speaking the truth and it hurts.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Hitler
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
I would love a Tommy Wiseau attempt at Bond. Holy shit it would be amazing.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Rosanne Barr
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That laugh. That god damned laugh.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Someone write a scene where Rosanne sexually harasses M’s secretary.