klemptor
@klemptor@startrek.website
- Comment on Dangerous crow 1 day ago:
I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(
- Comment on Based on the OG "So I tried to catch fog" version 1 day ago:
Awww 🤍
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
In that context it usually means he thinks you’re boring.
- Comment on beans 🫘 3 days ago:
Oh shit guys it’s bean season again
- Comment on Trump Posts an Absolutely Bonkers AI Video in Which He Promotes a Magic ‘Med Bed’ That Can Cure Any Disease 1 week ago:
Can it cure cankles?
- Comment on How do I keep a 9 year old from constantly licking erasers and putting them in his mouth 1 week ago:
Me too lol
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 1 week ago:
What a fucking asshole this woman is. “Taking our jerbs” bitch I’m sure you wouldn’t be caught dead driving DoorDash!
I never understand how a person can have this much hate in their heart.
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 2 weeks ago:
I call it the pizza bone.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While chasin’ the clouds away - Comment on Another one rides the bus 2 weeks ago:
Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍
- Comment on These captchas are getting out of hand 2 weeks ago:
I booped all the greyhound snooooots 😍
- Comment on Lord of the Night 2 weeks ago:
Terrifyin’!
- Comment on Alpha decay go brrrrrrr 3 weeks ago:
Awww greyhound snoot 😍
- Comment on Good evening. 3 weeks ago:
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
- Comment on RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings. 3 weeks ago:
Aw man what’d I miss?
- Comment on meal 3 weeks ago:
OP, you OK?
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 4 weeks ago:
Build a wall, make the USA pay for it
(Kidding, mostly.)
- Comment on I'm 50% girl, 50% pizza rolls at this point ha ha! 4 weeks ago:
I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a pizza roll. What are they like? Basically pizza flavored hot pockets, I’m imagining?
- Comment on It's a whole genre! 4 weeks ago:
I hear you. I was always a skinny kid, but I went through some bad, traumatic shit in my early twenties and ballooned up - from 105 to 177 as a 5’0" woman. Being obese sucked and I’ve worked super hard to get the weight off and keep it off. But in the meantime the HAES / fat acceptance thing took off and now I feel like I’m living in bizarro world. I hated being obese for so many reasons and can’t imagine how people can convince themselves that it’s okay to just remain like that. I mean, to each their own, but they’re setting themselves up for disease and disability. I think it’s really sad.
- Comment on asked and answered 4 weeks ago:
We dropped not just one but two of the most horrific weapon ever developed on a civilian population.
- Comment on Seriously babe, i can't if that pale monkey keep staring... 4 weeks ago:
Gettin’ horny now
- Comment on You are stardust. 5 weeks ago:
You are golden
- Comment on Right in the feels 5 weeks ago:
Also Tapestry by Carole King
- Comment on It's almost here 5 weeks ago:
Come back one year!
- Comment on 🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶 1 month ago:
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
- Comment on anons brother has some strong opinions 1 month ago:
I love brutalist architecture.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 1 month ago:
A side of statin.
- Comment on the seven shits everyone meets 1 month ago:
Before dicyclomine: 6 to 7
After dicyclomine: 4 baybee 😎
#IBSlife
- Comment on Attempted another Trek meal: Andorian cabbage soup and Norellian twist bread. 1 month ago:
Maybe you just don’t like leola root.
- Comment on Directors cut 1 month ago: