klemptor

@klemptor@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah it’s jeans season again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Polish jalapeño pastry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yikes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science has gone too far⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like Alvin’s into it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not okay.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Man I feel lucky, there are a ton of lightning bugs in my yard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not okay.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The spotty yeety boi is so pretty but it can go fuck itself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meme Mixer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Th…thanks…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meme Mixer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was hoping for fat baby jd vance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My brain thought it was a light bulb wrapped in masking tape

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of them are plastic now which means they’re pretty much room temp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Melancholy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had my phone in greyscale mode (and admittedly I’m a little high) and I thought “oh I bet that bathroom’s gorgeous in color” because I took your comment for serious and didn’t see the thumbnail very clearly ANYWAY lemme tell ya the disappointment when I took my phone off greyscale mode…

  you got me good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harris Yulin Gave 'Deep Space Nine' One of Its Greatest Performances⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Delta Flyers podcast did a great job reviewing this episode. If you’re not familiar with the podcast, it was started by Robert Duncan McNeil and Garrett Wang originally to review all episodes of Voyager. When they finished with Voyager, they added Armin Shimerman and Terry Farrell as hosts to review all episodes of DS9. For this particular episode, they had Nana Visitor on as a special guest. It was a really interesting listen!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post your favorite frogs.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never realized his waistband had elastic before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨game has multiple factions fighting each other⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be a seriously weird way to flirt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winging it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my god I forgot all about Mallory Ortberg’s interpretations of monk paintings! I used to love these.

  Unrelated but she once wrote something like “everyone knows that to properly make a bed, you need to circle it like a shark” and the truth of that has stuck with me ever since. Why is my brain like this haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winging it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine giving birth to that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Franks and Beans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, duh. Baked beans are stupidly sweet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal that I have this inner conflict of not knowing where I belong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you the same young German dude who has made similar posts to this under alts a bunch of times already? I feel like I started seeing these months ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's split personality⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really don’t think this person has a vagina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's split personality⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don’t wash out a vagina.

  The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The D.E.N.N.I.S ship⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Special sampling opportunity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And a hairnet?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember those too! Oh god I hated those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes indeed! My grandmother had one, but I don’t think it was Barbie specifically but a knockoff with dark hair. The doll had a blue dress and so she bought the blue toilet paper. I had completely forgotten about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh or the tiny decorative soaps shaped like roses that you can’t use, they’re for decoration only, but your mom got them as a wedding favor in the '80s so the soaps and the little wicker display basket they came in have accumulated a coating of dust that can’t be removed unless you use water which rUiNs the sOaPs…

  That and doilies. I really hate doilies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's the word for a leg elbow?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually do call it the elbowpit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vampires are from Jersey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t matter if you let them in. Nothing stopping them from setting your house on fire and making you come out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blah blah blah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This belongs on a t-shirt in Spencer’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or restraining order

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He was from Cuba, his father was in Cuba, his uncle was in the USA and wanted to keep him here. He needed to be returned to his father but it should’ve been via negotiation. The raid was not the way to go. IIRC Janet Reno just got impatient with diplomacy?