klemptor
@klemptor@startrek.website
- Comment on Lord of the Night 18 hours ago:
Terrifyin’!
- Comment on Alpha decay go brrrrrrr 1 day ago:
Awww greyhound snoot 😍
- Comment on Good evening. 1 day ago:
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
- Comment on RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings. 6 days ago:
Aw man what’d I miss?
- Comment on meal 1 week ago:
OP, you OK?
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 1 week ago:
Build a wall, make the USA pay for it
(Kidding, mostly.)
- Comment on I'm 50% girl, 50% pizza rolls at this point ha ha! 1 week ago:
I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a pizza roll. What are they like? Basically pizza flavored hot pockets, I’m imagining?
- Comment on It's a whole genre! 1 week ago:
I hear you. I was always a skinny kid, but I went through some bad, traumatic shit in my early twenties and ballooned up - from 105 to 177 as a 5’0" woman. Being obese sucked and I’ve worked super hard to get the weight off and keep it off. But in the meantime the HAES / fat acceptance thing took off and now I feel like I’m living in bizarro world. I hated being obese for so many reasons and can’t imagine how people can convince themselves that it’s okay to just remain like that. I mean, to each their own, but they’re setting themselves up for disease and disability. I think it’s really sad.
- Comment on asked and answered 1 week ago:
We dropped not just one but two of the most horrific weapon ever developed on a civilian population.
- Comment on Seriously babe, i can't if that pale monkey keep staring... 2 weeks ago:
Gettin’ horny now
- Comment on You are stardust. 2 weeks ago:
You are golden
- Comment on Right in the feels 2 weeks ago:
Also Tapestry by Carole King
- Comment on It's almost here 2 weeks ago:
Come back one year!
- Comment on 🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶 3 weeks ago:
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
- Comment on anons brother has some strong opinions 3 weeks ago:
I love brutalist architecture.
- Comment on Got a six-pack for me and the boys 3 weeks ago:
A side of statin.
- Comment on the seven shits everyone meets 3 weeks ago:
Before dicyclomine: 6 to 7
After dicyclomine: 4 baybee 😎
#IBSlife
- Comment on Attempted another Trek meal: Andorian cabbage soup and Norellian twist bread. 3 weeks ago:
Maybe you just don’t like leola root.
- Comment on Directors cut 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Directors cut 3 weeks ago:
Ha well I also loved menthols. First Kools, then Marlboro Menthol.
- Comment on Directors cut 3 weeks ago:
Oh man I miss cloves. Cherry Djarums 🍒🚬❤️
- Comment on Mosquito Sprites 4 weeks ago:
Like Corey Feldman and Dan Levy had a deeply awkward baby
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’m so tired of your posts. Every single one is so formulaic. ‘I’m a single mom of a 13-year-old boy (yes I had him at 15), he sleeps in the same bed as me, should I tell him I’m dating someone, should I tell him I’m a stripper’… yadda yadda yadda. And sometimes you repost your past posts. To what end? I’m not sure what your deal is and why you insist on inappropriate interactions with your son, but it’s sick. I really hope this is a troll account because otherwise you have a seriously messed-up dynamic in which you treat your son more like a husband than your child, and I guarantee he will need counseling. If this is real you need to get your shit together. Jesus fucking christ.
- Comment on The virus she told you not to worry about. 5 weeks ago:
Yeah but viruses are obligate intracellular parasites - they can’t survive for long outside of a host cell and have to reproduce using the machinery of a host cell. I’m curious what this virus is parasitizing.
- Comment on Just need once lemon. The singles are huge. 5 weeks ago:
The bag is meant to be purchased as a unit. If you open the bag, the lemon inside won’t be labeled for individual purchase (no sticker with a code to ring it up at the register), plus now you’ve ruined the bag so nobody else can purchase it.
- Comment on My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now 5 weeks ago:
Rubberized coating does that eventually, especially if the ambient humidity is high.
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 1 month ago:
Can’t stand losing you
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 1 month ago:
She didn’t have a Willy or a Sam
No Sam!
- Comment on Thinheritance 1 month ago:
Yeah I know how to clean this type of furniture, it’s just a lot of work that I’d rather not have to do. All of my furniture has minimal detail and no filigree. It looks way less gaudy and is so much easier to clean.
- Comment on Thinheritance 1 month ago:
It’s a show of craftsmanship, it is something to look at but that is it.
It’s also a pain in the ass to dust with all those nooks and crannies. I can appreciate the craftsmanship but I won’t bring anything like that into my house.