klemptor
@klemptor@startrek.website
- Comment on How would you quickly describe Lemmy to a non-fediverse person? 1 day ago:
Many parallel reddit-like services which can interact with each others’ content if they choose to allow it.
- Comment on Poor doggo 1 day ago:
Yes, short for doggo.
- Comment on Be safe this Halloween¡¡¡ 1 day ago:
They’ve got no right to be so pretty.
- Comment on I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species. 3 days ago:
It’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.
- Comment on Why do so many hand dryers not dry hands? Am I doing something wrong? 3 days ago:
Has your university not bothered to replace the old shitty models with the newer, actually effective models? I always think the Dyson AirBlade works really well.
- Comment on Not promoting hate speech but what happened to all the slights/slurs/vulgarity from like the 20s and 40s. There were so many. Now it seems well I can only think of three? 3 days ago:
You just try not singing along to Cher’s Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves.
- Comment on Who wants a merkin? 3 days ago:
She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I’m sure she’s probably had all of her body hair lasered off.
- Comment on Wish we had good tap water 😔 4 days ago:
Way ahead of ya friend.
- Comment on Wish we had good tap water 😔 4 days ago:
I have a well and a reverse osmosis system, and the water is amazing. I’ve never had water that tastes so good.
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 5 days ago:
I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.
- Comment on Grab your pitchforks 5 days ago:
I absolutely would eat that.
- Comment on Aight. Let's be honest. How many of you dress for yourselves, and how many dress for others? 1 week ago:
I dress for myself.
- Comment on Tiiiiiiiiiime, its on my side. Yes it is! 1 week ago:
Now you always say
That you want to be free - Comment on Dangerous crow 2 weeks ago:
I would love to chop it all off and rock short hair but that would look so dumb on me. Woe :(
- Comment on Based on the OG "So I tried to catch fog" version 2 weeks ago:
Awww 🤍
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
In that context it usually means he thinks you’re boring.
- Comment on beans 🫘 2 weeks ago:
Oh shit guys it’s bean season again
- Comment on Trump Posts an Absolutely Bonkers AI Video in Which He Promotes a Magic ‘Med Bed’ That Can Cure Any Disease 3 weeks ago:
Can it cure cankles?
- Comment on How do I keep a 9 year old from constantly licking erasers and putting them in his mouth 3 weeks ago:
Me too lol
- Comment on If you are in the US, and a karen threatens to call ICE on you, what's the best course of action? 3 weeks ago:
What a fucking asshole this woman is. “Taking our jerbs” bitch I’m sure you wouldn’t be caught dead driving DoorDash!
I never understand how a person can have this much hate in their heart.
- Comment on Dinner is ready! 4 weeks ago:
I call it the pizza bone.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While chasin’ the clouds away - Comment on Another one rides the bus 4 weeks ago:
Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍
- Comment on These captchas are getting out of hand 4 weeks ago:
I booped all the greyhound snooooots 😍
- Comment on Lord of the Night 4 weeks ago:
Terrifyin’!
- Comment on Alpha decay go brrrrrrr 5 weeks ago:
Awww greyhound snoot 😍
- Comment on Good evening. 5 weeks ago:
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
- Comment on RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings. 5 weeks ago:
Aw man what’d I miss?
- Comment on meal 5 weeks ago:
OP, you OK?
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 1 month ago:
Build a wall, make the USA pay for it
(Kidding, mostly.)