I just dont seem to ever learn

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• absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Get a BIGGER cup.

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  • bent@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If they’re anything like my they’re just gonna fill it anyway and have an even bigger problem. I actually got a smaller cup to make the problem smaller.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Carry the coffee maker. It’s your mug now.

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    • tal@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The pictured coffee machine appears to have a 40 fluid ounce carafe.

      us.moccamaster.com/collections/…/kbgv-select?vari…

      This mug holds 52 fluid ounces:

      www.amazon.com/…/B00YG9SQM0

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is the same approach as “add one more lane” to a congested highway. You know it’s not gonna work.

    Just get a saucer.

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The induced demand theory of coffee cup size.

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• tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Surface tension porn

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh fuck yeah speed that meniscus

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• A_norny_mousse@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My favorite every morning moment: bow down and SLURP

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  • AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bow down before the one you serve You’re going to get what you deserve (It’s coffee. You deserve coffee.)

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    • LOLseas@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Got coffee- I’ll do anything for you…

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  • viral.vegabond@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gotta blow on it first though

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• Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The coffee pot isn’t set properly.

  Image

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  • Perspectivist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s intentional. Leaves an air gap between the pot and the hotplate.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, which is exactly why it shouldn’t be like that. I know you probably did it so that the hotplate won’t heat up the glass for nothing, which is fine, albeit unnecessary and slightly disturbing to my psyche. Unnecessary insofar that the hotplate won’t crack the glass, it’s not exactly that hot, the pot’s good glass and usually cracking happens when you suddenly cool a hot glass object, not just by heating it.

      I can’t tell you the times that people have left it like that while there still is coffee, and then it’s gotten awkwardly room temperature. Which is why I’m sort of sore about that.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’ve learned plenty. Mostly about the surface tension of coffee.

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• tal@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If the pathway from your coffee maker to your desk has sufficient width and structural support to accommodate a 70 ton tracked armored fighting vehicle, tank gun stabilizers can maintain pretty stable platforms.

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGzRfvgnS_s

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• RejZoR@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love how surface tension is the only thing still keeping liquid inside the cup…

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  • jojo@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When I saw the photo and this wonderful surface tension I thought this was a science meme

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    • RejZoR@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well, it’s a template for some future meme for sure.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    gravity too

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• trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In case you still need help: If you’re reading this now, your coffee will be cold so you can finally slurp it.

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• pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  you’re gonna need a bigger cup

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• Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This eminently slurpable. The clue is in the name, it makes the sound because you’re not pressing your lips against the rim of the cup in the same way as a sip. You’re more sucking in air towards you over the cup and it happens to lap up a few little waves of coffee that are thoroughly cooled on their way to your mouth.

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  • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This guy slurps.

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• mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All you need is a Pythagoras greedy cup

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  • Perspectivist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    True! Then instead of spilling my coffee on the counter I could spill it on the counter instead.

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    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So that you practice stopping it just before the siphon trigger

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  straw

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• isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice moccamaster, I have one in Burgundy, they make really good drip coffee

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  • MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was gonna say. Super legit masheen and crazy expensive.

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    • isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s worth the price, trust me.

      I also heard these things last forever, and they sell spare parts.

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• Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Put it on a plate. You’ll spill, but it’ll stay on the plate.

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• crandlecan@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You do know your coffee makers 👌

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  • Perspectivist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Moccamaster is relatively popular brand where I live. Most people know about it. It always boggles my mind when I see a middle class family with a 35€ coffee maker. Why cheap out on something you’re using multiple times a day for the rest of your life? These things are not that expensive and spare parts are widely available.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Skill issue

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• TheTurner@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  At least you get it in the cup. I have coworkers who forget their mug is beside the Keurig machine and press start… Lol

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Others have posted longer term solutions (bigger cup, skill issue, etc). In the immediate situation you have some options:

  1. Decant to another cup. There’s no way to do this without creating a mess.
  2. Put a plate under the mug and carry it back to the desk with a couple of paper towels to clean up the mess (of work is urgent)
  3. Leave it on the counter and sit there for 5 min till the top can be sipped before going back to the desk (if work can wait)

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  how am I supposed to get this to my desk without either spilling it all over or burning my lips trying to slurp it here

  Easy: redefine your “desk” to be that counter. Problem solved.

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• Arghblarg@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Use a straw if available…

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  • cloudless@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That would be worse than burning the lips.

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• rollerbang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Surface tension at its best. And its max.

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t need solution when you have the best coffee maker ever built!

  (True)

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  • fishy@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What? I don’t see an Aeropress anywhere 😋

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• SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Little sips Brüder, little sips

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• klemptor@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Solvable problem. You just need a turkey baster.

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• thebustinater@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Scoop some out with a metal spoon. The liquid in the spoon should cool quickly so you can still drink it without wasting any. Repeat until the level is low enough to carry.

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mockamaster machine, nice 👌

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• stoly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ADHD?

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• Abraxas@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  this is your fault lmao

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Top-notch meniscus

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• Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pour milk first

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