LordWiggle
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world
- Comment on And they say English is bad 1 week ago:
Yes, just like Americans they think it’s their country and the original inhabitants have no place in their country.
- Comment on Nobody dare Pluto Pterodactyl 1 week ago:
Damn, you beat me to it.
- Comment on This will be YouTube in 2025 2 weeks ago:
If I had a kid, it would be against my wishes. Take it, the second one too if it would ever get there.
- Comment on This will be YouTube in 2025 2 weeks ago:
“to verify you are really watching, raise your right hand, look to your left, cut off your ear”
- Comment on This will be YouTube in 2025 2 weeks ago:
Kid or kidney, your choice
- Comment on This will be YouTube in 2025 2 weeks ago:
Your bonus month of premium for climaxing during an ad is almost over! Continue premium or we will show the video of you to everyone you know.
- Comment on This will be YouTube in 2025 2 weeks ago:
Yes, you need a microphone, and allow them access to your bank account. If you didn’t smile, vocally approve AND purchased the ad content you will be punished by 12 tripple ads instead of 4 double. Saying anything bad about Google or YouTube and you will get an automatic double priced Premium subscription for 6 months. This effect stacks. It will also not give you less ads. Refusing to watch any video on YouTube anymore will cost you your first born child.
- Comment on This will be YouTube in 2025 2 weeks ago:
Hahaha watching an Otomatone cover of Take On Me. Worth watching the ads!
- Comment on This will be YouTube in 2025 2 weeks ago:
“We didn’t detect a Webcam on your device. You can only watch videos on devices with a Webcam. Do you want Premium*? Click here for only 29,99 per month.
*With Premium you also only can watch videos on devices with a Webcam”
This is only 2025, a year later they also want a list of the people you love the most so they can kidnap one to demand you buy Premium, which will mean they will get you premium looking ads instead of shitty looking ads.
- Comment on Taste the freedom 4 weeks ago:
Spike these with cyanide and Trump rallies will be empty.
- Comment on I hate leaf blowers with the passion of 1000 suns. 4 weeks ago:
I’m fron The Netherlands. Every autumn there’s a whole leaf lower army coming out, municipality workers who start way too early, and instead of running the damn thing constantly, they are playing with the gas making them even more annoying then bikers screaming for attention. Wrrrrr wrrrr Wrrrrr Wrrrrr wrrrrrrrrrrr wrrrr. They are moving leafs from one sode to the other, then to move them back again. They are payed by the hour, not by the amount of work they do, so they are just messing around waking up everyone at 7am which is horrible for anyone working late or night shifts. Hours and hours. They are even blowing leafs in parks, clearing grass and dirt spots from leafs, destroying the natural decomposing and fungi creating great compost for next year’s greenery. It’s so fucking useless, it’s so fucking annoying, it’s so fucking stupid, yet every year they manage to get more and more leaf blowers out, all running on diesel, moving leafs around pointlessly. The leafs are all put in big round baskets. While they are blowing all the leafs around, the wind blows all the leafs out of those baskets, creating a circle of never ending leaf blowing.
I saw this post and I immediately fell a great anger boiling up from deep inside of me. I had to vent this anger, as you’ve seen. I probably need therapy because of leaf blowers. If you ever hear of a Dutch leaf blower massacre, you can assume it was me.
There, I did it. Have a nice day, keep kalm and kill leaf blowers.
- Comment on ermmm 1 month ago:
That’s what you get when you open windows.
- Comment on What a deal! 2 months ago:
This one or the real one? Both right? Although I’d say this one is art, so real one then probably.
- Comment on What a deal! 2 months ago:
I bet the survival rate in this one during a collision is better as this one has a crumble zone.
- Comment on Lemmy is growing and they are coming 2 months ago:
Nice!
- Comment on RIP in pieces 2 months ago:
Yay, electric vehicles are popular! Only bring loads of issues, cost a lot of rare earth metals which are mined by slaves and children, run on fossil fuel electricity (many coal plants and bio gas which are burned forests) and they are too heavy for the roads we have and electricity network, causing both to require many more replacements and maintenance, which costs loads of co2 emissions.
SpaceX is awesome! Costs less materials, so much easier to launch way more rockets into the sky! Like for starlink for example. Luckily the fuel used for it has zero emissions /s
But starlink is nice. Loads of space junk and coverage in most places is where already a different and faster network is, but it’s nice to have connectivity in hard to reach places. But is it worth all the emissions and space junk? And child labor for all the rare earth metals?
- Comment on RIP in pieces 2 months ago:
Oh how I wish this was true. Would have made this world a better place.
- Comment on Time for a break 2 months ago:
NO!
- Comment on Toilet without borders 6 months ago:
When you want to go home early without your boss noticing, you can make a parachute escape from the toilet. Perfect!
- Comment on And thats a fact 7 months ago:
Camels however, know everything about sharks, you, me, time, space, everything and everyone, whether the cat in the box is alive or not.