wreckedcarzz

@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How not to advertise 101!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just silly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨see you in valhalla, brother⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Introducing the iPoo’d! Have you ever wanted to broadcast to your social media presence that you’ve successfully evacuated your bowels? No? Well now you can do just that, with this wifi-enabled button! You can even use the pressure-sensitive button and embedded LLM to express how explosive, painful, slimy, long, or even a false-alarm. And if you pair it to our app, it can include your geolocation; perfect for sharing while on vacations or road-trips. And with the iPoo+ subscription, users can attach the most violent noises they have made in theast 10 minutes upon button press, to really drive home the struggle. A prototype with a front-facing camera for livestreaming is in the works as well, preloaded with TikTok, Instagram, Microsoft Teams, and Zoom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How not to advertise 101!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah I don’t particularly want to fuck that either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How not to advertise 101!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard of vaginas too, but that doesn’t mean I want to fuck them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epic Games unveils Launcher V2 in re-attempt to topple Steam, says redesigned storefront is up to 6.5x faster — promises player profiles, user reviews, universal controller support, and much more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Replace ‘buy’ with ‘download for free’ and ‘launcher’ with ‘unnecessary software after the download completes’, and they might get my attention.

  I wasn’t swayed by their ‘free’ games that require their software. I wasn’t swayed when they bought up exclusivity contracts (yarr!). I’m sure as fuck not going to be swayed by the software having the absolute bare-minimum feature set.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hear you girl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Have average cock, can confirm. Like 8" - 10" is the sweet spot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want to make your teeth clench.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes sir, this one right here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want to make your teeth clench.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pour up (drank), head shot (drank) Sit down (drank), stand up (drank) Pass out (drank), wake up (drank) Faded (drank), faded (drank)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want to make your teeth clench.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Good thing I have an oral fixation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no! my wrist hurts from rasengan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well you get with them, and tell them about it. Learning experience and asserting dominance.

  (as long as they are of age and stuff, yada yada)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨belt tight around my neck being pulled back hard in doggy >>>⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it just so happens that I have both of those items

  😳

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing your best to list your prior experiences during the job interview⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was confused as to the difference, and had to scroll way too far down my search results to find urban dictionary. Maybe I’m just too far gone into BDSM, but I thought any group of individuals partaking in the debauchery of another would qualify, regardless of gender, amount of top/dom and bottom/sub participants, etc.

  Plus like, if you have 5 + 1, someone (multiple) is going to feel left out in this situation, and that’s not fun. Everyone should get a turn! It’s only fair, and the sub(s) can grade them on their performance, incentivizing them to focus on both dom and sub, but to also go beyond and do a better job than those before them.

  I mean uh. Ha ha ha… Who was talking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is our battery/junk drawer dangerous?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …my council has asked me to decline answering that question

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is our battery/junk drawer dangerous?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least 11

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I joined the fandom/made a sona at 11 years old, but the username (wreckedcarzz) isn’t furry-related (my display name, Midnight Wolf). I’m crazy about cars, and my father was, among other things, an accident reconstructionist. So growing up I got deeply interested in vehicle safety, crash tests, and the body protection and tech as it evolved. I got to attend an event with other reconstructionists and related professionals, and got to see an F-150 (I think) slam into a bollard at… 50mph? While myself and others were just like 100 feet away, maybe less than that. Discussing the mathematics behind it, talking about how a collision that someone might not think is that dangerous can make a vehicle a coffin, first responders tasks, etc.

  So when I was brainstorming a username, I was wanting something that mentions cars, but is also unique and evokes the fun but danger of them. Wrecked, cars. But that’s boring and isn’t unique. But usually, two cars are involved in a collision… And they can get pretty mangled… wrecked carzz, with the zz representing the two crashed cars.

  wreckedcarzz. And so it was decided.

  My furry name was less interesting. I’m pretty bad at coming up with names, so it took me a couple weeks to decide on one. But I’m always up late, hate mornings. And my sona was a wolf (now the majority of my hybrid sona is still a wolf, but also tiger and fox sprinkled in). It’s not creative but it’s descriptive, and Midnight is an okay name, so Midnight Wolf. When I attended Midwest Furfest… 4 years ago? The lady who was helping me with my badge remarked that there were 3 or 4 other Midnight Wolfs in attendance that year. I’m not super old, but I’ve been in the fandom for 22 years now, so I was likely the oldest and longest Midnight Wolf in attendance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that UI isn’t from Win 9x or anything I recognize. But my first account was with AOL as well, ha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When foreign countries try to reproduce US brans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The baby is held in the balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When foreign countries try to reproduce US brans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, one of the perks of being gay (behind cuddling cute guys and sucking hung uncut cocks) is the inability to bare a family. And now they are taking that away from me?! This is a call to action! My fellow gaya, prepare the molotov cocktails.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me at age 6, picking my username (and therefore first email address), knowing that it needs to be unique so I can use it for all accounts online, and also have meaning behind it so I don’t look like an idiot when I’m an adult: 🐺🖥️🌐

  (this name is 27 years old and counting)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there music I haven't heard because I only speak English?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fascinating 📸

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it cheaper to find and view 2 Girls 1 Cup than it is to read the news on NY Times?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So what you’re saying is, we need new 2G1C content regularly, and with a higher production quality

  takes notes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨going sleepy now uwu⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That character is freaking adorable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A beast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Insurance company: laughing hysterically for 5 minutes

  Insurance company: “oh, you’re serious?”

  Insurance company: laughing hysterically for 10 minutes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No freaking way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, looking over at religion:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No freaking way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  67? 🚫

  69? 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just another "we are all going to die" prediction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of stupid businesses and government entities waited until the last fucking second to fix a problem they knew about for half a century.

  The overtime should have been exponential for them kicking the can down the road for literal generations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was the internet like before Y2K happened ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember to turn off your PC for 12/31/1999! [Geek Squad logo]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was your question again?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We are farters, bum ba-dum ba-bum-bum-bum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Enough internet for today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing how feeling good works⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🌌