wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on As per my last email 26 minutes ago:
If you insist…
- Comment on You're all friends to me 22 hours ago:
You say no apostrophe but then use two of them?
Curious.
- Comment on Shaving not necessary 1 day ago:
💀
- Comment on The more you know! 1 day ago:
🥵
- Comment on The more you know! 1 day ago:
I mean, if the system is currently passively cooled…
- Comment on Promoted 1 day ago:
There was a guy in my Advanced Marketing class, 11th grade, who sat behind me (back corner), didn’t do shit the entire semester (the rest of us weren’t much better, but at least we faked it). One day he comes in and his backpack is full, visibly. Odd. Like 20 minutes into class, he taps my shoulder, so I turn around. He unzips the bag, and it’s literally full of weed, bagged up. I’m like holy shit, and he says he has someone who wants it. Tells the teacher that he’s going to the bathroom, which knows he’s up to some shit and says no. Guy gets up and leaves anyway.
About 15 minutes later, guy comes back in. I turn around as he sits down, he opens the bag for me to look. Gone. All of it. This was like bigger combined volume than a dictionary. He has this smirk, and I’m just surprised; like I knew a few people who smoked, but that is an absolutely insane amount. Teacher never did anything for them leaving, which we all expected, since he was half-assing his bit, too. I should have asked him how much he made. And where the fuck he got it from initially - he’s wasn’t the type I’d expect to grow his own, the definition of brawn over brains.
I think he ‘passed’ with a D. But he was evidently very good at marketing and distribution.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 2 days ago:
Hi stuff, I’m dad
- Comment on flat housing 2 days ago:
I’m going to steal all your maple syrup, and then we’ll see your society crumble! Muhahaha, ahahah, AAHHHAHAHAH.
Wait, did I say that out loud?
- Comment on flat housing 2 days ago:
Smh, elevat(e)or. That’s how they can go both ways, silly.
🌟 The more you know 🌈
- Comment on And now we wait 2 days ago:
Texting from a landlines: star 4 6 2 4 7 pound pound pound pound 7 9
- Comment on flat housing 2 days ago:
This is the same people who add a silent u to words like color, or has a stroke while spelling the word ‘check’. They say things like bonnet, boot, lorry, lift, innit. I mean, imagine getting into a ‘lift’ just to descend. There is no saving them now.
- Comment on Gave up. Can't figure it out 2 days ago:
Bringing ‘go fuck yourself’ to new highs
- Comment on Adorable 3 days ago:
I’m gonna bite some balls, only got 100sqft in my backyard
I I’m cumming, looking for some bitches, yeah life is fucking awesome
🐶 😎
- Comment on Adorable 3 days ago:
Macklemore (the dogs name): woof up, I got a big cock
- Comment on fear me 4 days ago:
More or less
- Comment on fear me 4 days ago:
You ever see porn with a portal that encapsulates your cock and balls so the person on the other side can play with it as they please?
…I’ve said too much
- Comment on fear me 4 days ago:
As both an owner of numerous robot vacs over the last decade, and a penis for three, NOOOOOOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK NO NO NO NO NO
- Comment on Is that good? 5 days ago:
Lines? Now how is power related to cocaine? That’s silly
- Comment on Xbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda and puts Activision in charge of Halo 5 days ago:
“what if we did halo [iteration], but with zombies? what do you mean they already have that? they did it when?! great, how the fuck do we innovate now? can’t we just add shooting some brown people and call it halo: space black ops?” -Activision ceo, tomorrow
- Comment on Have you ever done this? 6 days ago:
“yes, I wish to work for the lizard man”
- Comment on Is that good? 6 days ago:
Stupid sexy air
- Comment on Is that good? 6 days ago:
Smh I don’t want lies, I want truths
- Comment on SBA #248 Sins and Virtues Omega 6 days ago:
To shreds, you say?
- Comment on SBA #248 Sins and Virtues Omega 6 days ago:
They make sound cards
- Comment on sell me your company with five words 1 week ago:
Knots, barbs, money back guarantee
- Comment on I need a new alarm app. 1 week ago:
This is likely way overkill for your needs, but I have Home Assistant control my phone’s alarms, based on my various calendars that I sync using CalDav through DAVx5. HA will adjust the wake-up buffer based on what calendar the event is - so if yesterday I had an in-person appointment at 10am, and the buffer was 2.5h, but tomorrow’s event is remote, I don’t need to wake up as early, and so it adjusts tgst buffer because of it.
Main automation
alias: wreckedcarzz - Auto-Set Phone Alarm from CalDAV description: ‘’ triggers: - trigger: calendar event: start offset: ‘-8:0:0’ entity_id: calendar.appointments id: in_person - trigger: calendar event: start offset: ‘-8:0:0’ entity_id: calendar.appointments_remote id: remote - trigger: calendar event: start offset: ‘-8:0:0’ entity_id: calendar.trips_and_vacations id: trips enabled: false - trigger: calendar event: start offset: ‘-8:0:0’ entity_id: calendar.work_schedule id: work conditions: - condition: template value_template: ‘{{ trigger.calendar_event.all_day == false }}’ alias: Make sure the event is not for the whole day - alias: Last triggered at least 12 hours ago condition: template value_template: >- {{ this.attributes.last_triggered == None or (now() - this.attributes.last_triggered) > timedelta(hours=12) }} actions: - variables: new_buffer: >- {% set current = states(‘input_number.alarm_wake_up_time_buffer’) | float(0) %} {% if trigger.id == ‘in_person’ %} {{ current if 2.5 <= current <= 3.5 else 3 }} {% elif trigger.id == ‘remote’ %} {{ current if 0.5 <= current <= 2.0 else 1 }} {% elif trigger.id == ‘work’ %} {{ current if 1.5 <= current <= 2.5 else 2 }} {% elif trigger.id == ‘trips’ %} {{ current if 1.0 <= current <= 2.0 else 1.5 }} {% else %} {{ current if 1.5 <= current <= 3.5 else 2.5 }} {% endif %} alarm_hour: >- {{ ((as_datetime(trigger.calendar_event.start) | as_local) - timedelta(hours=new_buffer | float)).hour }} alarm_min: >- {{ ((as_datetime(trigger.calendar_event.start) | as_local) - timedelta(hours=new_buffer | float)).minute }} event_title: >- {{ trigger.calendar_event.summary | replace(‘,’, ‘’) | replace(‘:’, ‘’) }} - alias: Update the dashboard slider action: input_number.set_value target: entity_id: input_number.alarm_wake_up_time_buffer data: value: ‘{{ new_buffer | float }}’ - alias: Send the alarm command action: notify.mobile_app_wreckedcarzz_phone data: message: command_activity data: ttl: 0 priority: high intent_action: android.intent.action.SET_ALARM intent_extras: >- android.intent.extra.alarm.HOUR:{{ alarm_hour }},android.intent.extra.alarm.MINUTES:{{ alarm_min }},android.intent.extra.alarm.MESSAGE:{{ event_title }},android.intent.extra.alarm.SKIP_UI:trueThen I created the necessary helper (input_number.alarm_wake_up_time_buffer) for how early to set the alarm at runtime. Integrate CalDav of course, syncing your calendars to HA, and adjust the automation script as needed. Make sure HA can run in the background/is not limited by battery optimization.
Boom, with all that in-place, I just set my events into my calendar, they sync, HA triggers a couple hours before I need to wake up, it sets the alarm, and I get woken up at the planned time.
I use the Google clock, so no promises for any other system, but I’ve been using this for 6+ months and it’s been great. It does add a point of failure (server/HA freezes; internet outage when the automation triggers) but it hasn’t happened yet, just hypotheticals.
- Comment on Floating beard 2 weeks ago:
They are talking to themselves…
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Hold your innocence dear, while you still can
- Comment on Sheeple... 2 weeks ago:
Ah, you got the buggy firmware
- Comment on Sheeple... 2 weeks ago:
“you either have something or nothing. that will be $500.”