wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on Das not good. 2 days ago:
30 gay anthro bucks emerge from the forest behind you
“looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys”
- Comment on Good ending 2 days ago:
“the word”
- Comment on Good ending 2 days ago:
suck my what
- Comment on Picture of hardwood 3 days ago:
The railings don’t continue to the full length of the deck, which is both a safety hazard and disappointing. Or in other terms, why the fuck did you circumcise your deck? Definitely losing points for that.
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 4 days ago:
Then there is me, who has only had it when it was on $1 promo and I used it to get a 10% discount to buy a game, and then immediately cancel the pass.
I guess if it stayed $1 indefinitely I’d keep the sub, but beyond that, nope.
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 1 week ago:
See, that’s actually her husband, and they’re into a consentual public humiliation + abdl kink. He came so hard when they got home. Mommy is such a good mistress.
(I have been lead around on a leash before myself, and I’ll do it again, though for different reasons~)
- Comment on These captchas are getting ridiculous 1 week ago:
20? Lmfao unless I’m getting paid, it’s not worth it.
And I’m talking like $25 for a set, not hourly at minimum wage.
- Comment on Technichally-wrong community. Here here, peepostin' lika pro 1 week ago:
Ha-ha ha-ha-ha, now you’re blind!
(asdfmovie)
- Comment on Technichally-wrong community. Here here, peepostin' lika pro 1 week ago:
Mmmhm, mmmhm… I know some of these words!
- Comment on Technichally-wrong community. Here here, peepostin' lika pro 1 week ago:
(the drink, not the creature)
- Comment on The kid asks a great question 1 week ago:
$20 is $20
- Comment on I've got something special for you 1 week ago:
Imagine not knowing literally everything about everything. And I’m the arrogant one? Lmfao.
blocked
- Comment on You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after? 1 week ago:
smooth and spreadable
notices your knife and bread
slowly backs away
- Comment on I've got something special for you 1 week ago:
I chuckled :p
- Comment on I've got something special for you 1 week ago:
I didn’t know that the gb layout was different, so thanks for the knowledge, but kindly sod off with the smartass remark, thanks love
- Comment on I've got something special for you 1 week ago:
But why would you be hitting enter when you haven’t hit ! yet? That would require you to skip !, to be typing at a high wpm but still be error prone, and for you to make three mistakes in a row and then for you to not immediately edit or delete and retype the message.
This takes low accuracy (so a typical hunt and peck user), high speed (so a usual touch typer), and a lack of technical knowledge, all rolled up with multiple failures. Nah, this didn’t happen.
- Comment on I've got something special for you 1 week ago:
Assuming a qwerty keyboard, this didn’t happen
- Comment on Is it possible to basically not snore at all? 2 weeks ago:
good sleep hygiene
Me, hosing off the bed because it refused to get up and shower: “I told you, now it has come to this” turns of the water pressure
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 2 weeks ago:
🥴💦
- Comment on Late 2 weeks ago:
Hell yeah hey dj bring that back
- Comment on Late 2 weeks ago:
Redbull
- Comment on Life hack 3 weeks ago:
The real LPT is always in the comments
- Comment on The unprompted texts I send my best friend. 3 weeks ago:
As a chubby guy: hello.
- Comment on Hot in the car today 3 weeks ago:
But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?
- Comment on Wave goodbye to your head, wanker. 3 weeks ago:
Heavy weapons. I am the guy in payday 2 that has 5 turrets, ammo bags littered everywhere by my teammates, carrying a mini machine gun and charging into shit, going through bullets like they are oxygen molecules. Reload the turrets at every opportunity, pick them up and relocate them based on strategy. Wall of bullets, repeat.
With payday 3 I’m sad, no minigun. Shit goes sideways and I just get downed.
- Comment on Calm down 3 weeks ago:
Well yeah, because I’m busy replying to all the boys 🥰
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 3 weeks ago:
Ned Flanders: ominous music
- Comment on does it mean I am a horse? 3 weeks ago:
Horse fursona: 🐴
Chart: 💥
- Comment on Papa I'm scared 4 weeks ago:
Oh, carry o… wait a minute
- Comment on Is it normal for people to ask where you are from online? 4 weeks ago:
So are you from the east coast, or the west? Statistically you aren’t in the middle, and you are more likely from the east as that is the most densely populated. So you are likely in one of ~10 states on the east.
Still not great for pinpointing, but a toooooooon of the US is a whole lotta nothing. Similar to Aus.