wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on Sick days 4 hours ago:
Me, watching you be a little bitch while I slash the manager’s tires, put sugar in their gas tank, and [redacted], before going back home to crawl back in bed, feeling refreshed knowing that I made a positive difference today: 😊
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 1 day ago:
Will the real tree shady please stand up
- Comment on locked and bloated 3 days ago:
makes us look like some third world war zone
It doesn’t just look that way…
- Comment on An oopsie occured 3 days ago:
I can’t feel a difference…?
- Comment on Hehehehe 3 days ago:
Stay in the store, overnight, raid the staff fridge, fall asleep on a mound of pillows, hide again before the store opens, casually leave as they open, repeat for a couple of days.
- Comment on Name of this private road in Colorado cracks me up 5 days ago:
So uh, what are your feelings about butt licking? A-asking for a friend…
- Comment on Get that silicussy 6 days ago:
A/S/L?
(api, site domain, login credentials)
- Comment on He lid 6 days ago:
This feels like the simpsons ‘football to the groin’ laugh and obvious explanation from Homer. For everyone watching, they aren’t laughing with him, they are laughing at him.
I can totally believe this is made by a person, I just thought I left all those people behind when I abandoned Facebook.
- Comment on He lid 6 days ago:
Lid me up fam
- Comment on Hey, how you doin' lil mama, let me whisper in your ear... 6 days ago:
wait till you see my
OH
- Comment on Ah, customer service 1 week ago:
I’d call them out every single time. I worked in food service/customer service (yay I can totally clean the kitchen, take orders, delivery orders, work the front desk and phones, process payments, fix misups and upset customers, order necessary kitchen supplies/ingredients, and be the only one there in the evening for when it gets robbed, noooo problem!) and honey, they didn’t pay me even a fraction of what I needed to give a fuck. It was in a very affluent city in the states and I swear, the people on the poor side were much better decent individuals vs the absolute shitstains that expected everything on a goddamn silver platter, 5 minutes ago, every time.
It gets me all hot and bothered thinking about watching them stumble over themselves as they try to backtrack the words coming from their mouth.
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 1 week ago:
‘simple, if one extra year is 3T, instead of hiring kids at 16, we hire them at 6’ --dr dumbass
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 1 week ago:
‘you have shit on your head’
‘it’s chocolate!’
‘oh thank fuck’
‘can I come in now’
‘no’
- Comment on pride flag rule 1 week ago:
🌈
- Comment on pride flag rule 1 week ago:
You know what? I’m gonna be even prouder now 😤
- Comment on pride flag rule 1 week ago:
= 🏳️🌈
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 1 week ago:
And this memory is rather clear, even though it occurred in the fall of 2007.
We definitely remember shit (heh) like this.
- Comment on Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? 1 week ago:
I remember in hs, freshman year, physical ed was a required course, and I was one of the guys who hated it. We’d run like 4 laps around the track, then up and down the bleachers, almost every day for a ‘warm up’.
So me and some old faces, some new, start lazy-assing around the track. Technically we are jogging, just. Like 6 of us. PE was our first class of the day and it was regular that someone didn’t have time that morning and would have to go take a shit. Coach was always annoyed but what you gonna do.
Well one day, we are jogging, and… Emmanuel? ‘mini’ if I remember right. He starts making noises, like, devastating noises. We are on like lap 2 of 4 and we slow down, even for our usual pace, so we can all stick together.
And then it happens.
He makes this wet, sloshing noise, and we fucking stop. And we all look at him, and he said ‘oh fuck, I think I sharted’. Omfg the mix of hilarity, fear, and pity, as he starts waddling down towards the building, and the coach is like ‘the fuck’ and is then informed of the situation. He was not annoyed that day, not that time.
Mini, if you’re reading this, you seemed like a cool dude. And you left a great memory in the brains of several that day.
- Comment on Legal action over 'unfair' Steam game store prices given go ahead 1 week ago:
I thought the small indie devs were mostly on itch?
- Comment on What is a good present to get your dentist and dental assistant as a way of showing thanks? 1 week ago:
Whoa whoa, let’s not go overboard here…
- Comment on Legal action over 'unfair' Steam game store prices given go ahead 1 week ago:
I’ll be that guy and say that I do prefer buying from GOG, going as far as paying more money in doing so, so the issue isn’t really ‘friction’ but ‘mfs don’t bother offering on GOG’.
My hate for drm has only grown over the last two decades, and so I’ll get stuff wherever I can that isn’t plastered with it. But it’s not even a rounding error in comparing the number of games available of steam vs GOG. You’d have to go so far out with zeros that you fall off the page before encountering a positive value (0.00000[…]00001%). Which is upsetting and frustrating, since the other option is steam or piracy. And I do like rewarding developers for their work, so that leaves one option basically all the time.
- Comment on Ciiiiircle of liiiife 1 week ago:
Oh, I know I know! Is it mold? Oh wait, no… Or… Hmm…
- Comment on Can't block this 1 week ago:
So uh, you busy later?
- Comment on Lobster feast 2 weeks ago:
Anyone else see a dildo? No? Just me? Okay then…
- Comment on What are some ways to fight for socialism from the comfort of your room? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on What are some ways to fight for socialism from the comfort of your room? 2 weeks ago:
Instructions unclear, came to rapture propaganda
- Comment on Good question tbh 2 weeks ago:
Since that is a mid 00s Corolla, how fucking fast was it going to hit the roof? Shit tops out at like 120. And what did it hit for that launch angle?
- Comment on Banan 2 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure I have an ex that can deepthroat that like it’s nothing…
- Comment on You don't say. 2 weeks ago:
A fire? At a seaparks?
- Comment on No need to be rude 2 weeks ago:
Ah, a fellow GTA player
