wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like 2 days ago:
AI Vision can now recognize more foods
Seefood: ❌🌭
- Comment on Why would a company force you to use a rental car instead of your own for a drive to the office/Christmas party? 2 days ago:
You never know!
- Comment on Why would a company force you to use a rental car instead of your own for a drive to the office/Christmas party? 2 days ago:
While I can’t answer your direct question, look at it like this. You are looking for reason why the company wants to not put miles/kilometers on your car, that wants to not waste your fuel, that wants to not put wear and tear on your car for 7 hours (14 hours?)…
While I’d also be confused as to the logic, just smile, say thanks, and enjoy the small additional holiday bonus that you get from beating on someone else’s ride.
Unless you recently pissed someone off, and they just happen to know someone in the rental gig, whereas I’d be very cautious about the condition of the brakes.
- Comment on I have been staring at this marquee and cannot figure out what "two dance special means" 2 days ago:
Something something two in the pink
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 2 days ago:
As someone who both loves to see nude dudes, and who gets… not ‘pestered’ for them, but ‘requested, often’ for them, either you are getting sent shit-tier pics or you think the mona lisa of tits is a boner-killer.
All I need is a guy, visually or audibly (woof~) enjoying themselves. That’s it, that’s the core request. I prefer that the camera is focused, that I can see that cock in full-frame for the entire duration, that he’s washed his hands and doesn’t have crumbs under his fingernails, stuff like that. But if it’s hot, at the end of the day I don’t give a fuck. And if I can sense that it’s got real passion - maybe there’s a ton of pictures and I can follow the story, it’s building narrative (and need, and leaking precum), the agonizing peak, and the messy finish, fuck yeah. If it has needy, desperate moans, gasps, begging… I might finish before they do.
My own stuff is awful, I know it’s awful, I warn others that it is awful. I get told that it’s not. I warn people that I’m not attractive, that I’m awkward (I’m chubby and disabled). Again, I get told that it’s hot, and am encouraged to keep making new stuff. And the people that I follow, I try to encourage too. Putting yourself out there, in any capacity, is a huge leap of trust. People are awful, and for many exposing themselves like this is scary. I follow people who, like myself, post to the internet where if anyone knows the service you’re posting on, or find the link, they can view it. And I also get sent stuff just for me directly, and those I view as even more special. I could be a huge piece of shit and share them with others, but I’m both not a huge piece of shit, and the understanding that someone made content for me because I want them, I crave them, I want to ravage their body until they faint and then keep going (consentually), for example, and they understand and are signaling they want that, too - huff!
You need better stuff to look at, and/or a personal connection to someone who wants to [TV bleep] you until your [bleep] is so exhausted and ruined that that then they are going to [bleep] you until you scream and beg, then get harder and harder until you [bleep] over and over until you are totally dry, and they they are going to focus the attention on themselves for part 2. And they want to document these plans in photographic form, maybe with a captivating video ending. Those are the people you want to find.
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 2 days ago:
Baby don’t hurt me
- Comment on Does it get windy in New York City? 5 days ago:
No, it’s only windy in Chicago. That’s why it’s called the ‘windy city’. No further questions.
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 1 week ago:
Nah, the good old days, when you’d step out for a smoke break and cut their brake lines, before they leave to take a two-week holiday vacation. No HR, no confrontation, just results. And maybe a promotion!
Now we have ‘mediators’ and CEOs don’t like having an office with floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor anymore…
- Comment on What's the deal with breakfast in bed? 1 week ago:
Dentist: “Use toothpicks, shove em under your gums! Use the blood as your toothpaste! You can even do it to other stuff, too, like digging out a bladder stone!”
Me, in the chair in the office: 😐😶😯🫨
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 1 week ago:
So, as a gay dude, bigger is preferable (and WHY DO BOTTOMS HAVE ALL THE HUGE DICKS 😭) but I’m also not going to turn someone away because they aren’t my imaginary godlike 13 inch uncut knotted wolfman - I’ll suck and enjoy them at basically any size, any configuration.
So when a guy gets all worried about numbers, like my guy, if we are discussing sizes, you’re already going to have a good time in short order. 7 inches, great, 4 inches, that is fine too. Needy subs at the front of the line, but this business doesn’t close until the line is empty, and customer service is our priority. Rock what your momma gave ya.
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 1 week ago:
Rookie numbers
- Comment on You missed a spot 2 weeks ago:
“well if you want something done right, do it yourself”
- Comment on When your father is clueless 2 weeks ago:
False. They changed the branding a few years ago, removing ‘Hitachi’ as they felt the name was being harmed by the wand sales. But they do sell genuine, wireless wands.
Source: I have one. Have had it… 8 years now? Something like that.
- Comment on When your father is clueless 2 weeks ago:
I’m charging the microphones
- Comment on Shrimp fried rice 3 weeks ago:
Silly, it’s of rich people shit. They had color photography far before all the plebeians. .
- Comment on More Online CO-OP Games should have option to pause 3 weeks ago:
Payday 3, if all players enter the pause menu, the game actually pauses. Anyone can exit the menu at any time, and re-enter it - which again pauses the game, if all other players remain in the pause menu.
It’s nice because it lets players loot and plan while others are away, but if they too need to afk, the team isn’t screwed by a guard coming around a corner with nobody to react.
- Comment on My life in a nutshell 4 weeks ago:
Team green getting into the chastity market
- Comment on Not to get all religiony but why in the old testament God was all fire and brimstone and fatal consequences? But the new testament God is all about forgiveness and such?? 4 weeks ago:
“nobody shares my kinks”
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 5 weeks ago:
Ahh. Tpb isn’t blocked for me, but this is useful into for others.
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 5 weeks ago:
“Well you see some people on the internet felt like $2 a month to watch content was betrayal, and expected everyone else on the planet to possess all of their knowledge automatically. So when I came in with my suggestion that I found a month prior, all these assholes just had to have their 10 seconds in the internet spotlight that I’m an awful person for watching to watch a show that I didn’t have a local copy of.”
Something like that. But you keep thinking about how you’re better than me.
Oh, by the way, while I’m not sure how much money you make or possess, I struggle to make ends meet at just over 10k a year. So figuring out ways to save is kinda my thing. Sorry for trying to help others while also tongue-in-cheek asking where to get a magnet link from. I’m sure you understood that before you were an ass, right? Surely.
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 5 weeks ago:
There we go 😎 🛥
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 5 weeks ago:
You’re welcome to suggest other locations to get my entertainment, instead of spinning it like you’re taking the high-ground. I’ll be waiting~
- Comment on Sailing the high seas 5 weeks ago:
I have been out of the game for so long that I couldn’t find the first ~10 seasons of the simpsons anywhere, with many of my old caches now defunct. So I ponied up the cash.
Fun fact (US), Amex has a $8 cash back offer right now (up to 12x) for Disney subs, and if you go to cancel your sub disney will offer you $10/mo instead of $17/mo for D+ for 3 months, so I’m getting my simpsons fix for $2 a month. Will cancel when the new year hits since it’ll jump back up.
Though at the speed I’m going, I’ll only be in season 6 or 7 by that time. Ah well.
- Comment on Worth a try since it's free 5 weeks ago:
Goals
- Comment on Worth a try since it's free 5 weeks ago:
Tear gas me daddy uwu
- Comment on Rollercoaster 5 weeks ago:
Plot twist: he’s a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.
- Comment on Video Games: 🙃 1 month ago:
noclip 1 - Comment on I'm pretty sure I wasn't going THAT fast.. 1 month ago:
Sonic?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I am a furry and would similarly like to not be lunch
- Comment on Entering hyperspace 1 month ago:
I was thinking AF but I don’t judge. Stupid sexy adrenaline…