wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on How do people develop feelings for someone? 1 week ago:
For me - don’t take this as the norm - I find friends through gaming, we become good friends over time, I’ll progressively ‘lower my guard’ and, as part of this process, make more and more sexual jokes and innuendos. Depending on how they react, it might stay at ‘teehee I’m still 13 making pp jokes’, or it might advanced to the ‘so I think you’re into some freaky shit, I’m into freaky shit, wanna bang?’ friends with benefits territory. If that goes okay, I’m almost certainly catching feelings, and thus ‘want to be a couple’ is the next step. A few shared or similar interests, or an interest in each other’s interests, is important too. Can’t be pounding like rabbits all the time…
Basically, I eat the desert first, and then have the main course. If we aren’t sexually compatable in some aspect, it is stupid to be dating, in my view. No need for hurt feelings or awkward breakups. And falling back to fwb is easy if we don’t work out for other reasons. Just because you like pet spiders and I want to light them on fire (eek) doesn’t mean that we can’t wake the neighbors with our moans and screams.
- Comment on Testing 1 week ago:
blushes oh stooooop
- Comment on Testing 1 week ago:
(“r cat”)
yes, I’m ruining the joke by explaining what it says off-screen. next week, we will go over how nobody actually died in the film Titanic and therefore it’s stupid to get emotional about it.
please, hold your applause.
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 week ago:
leaves
drives car into restaurant
“you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!”
grabs another plate of food
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 1 week ago:
ClamAV, if you want more than just common sense. Firewall is built-in to kubu.
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 1 week ago:
Running an EoL operating system is surely what you want to do with your personal dat-
Aaaaaaand it’s been compromised
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 1 week ago:
“you can pay us, and we won’t break your legs for a while longer” -ms
W10 IoT is a thing, and will get updates for a few more years, no mafia shakedown required.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 2 weeks ago:
It’s a plus, but definitely not a requirement~ 🥺
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 2 weeks ago:
I actually have an account there, but haven’t poked at it since I made the account. Guess it’s time I had another look.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 2 weeks ago:
It’s hard to find places dedicated to foreskin (the /c is just crickets), cbt, estim… tons more. Even harder to find ones that aren’t just shells for their onlyfans. I’ve been checking every few months for the 🐦 I follow to hop to bluesky or mastodon, and only around a quarter have done so thus far. For reddit, where else can I find a vast array of kink content that is getting fresh stuff daily? Like actually, where? I’ve been searching the internet for a long time, and besides FurAffinity, e621, reddit and occasionally twitter, it’s table scraps for any sort of quality kink content.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 2 weeks ago:
I use Twitter and reddit for porn, nothing else anymore. People/communities I follow are ghost towns elsewhere. Everytime I point this out, people get butthurt, yet none of them link to their porn profile.
Post the (adorable, lanky, femboy, who has glasses and a thick uncut cock) porn, and as the saying goes, ‘they will cum’.
- Comment on >:3 2 weeks ago:
Hello.
- Comment on THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY! 2 weeks ago:
I, uh… whut?
- Comment on Appreciate the effort, but I can't handle my own shit. much less a extrovert instigating a million things to do on top of all that. 2 weeks ago:
I mean, as long as I get reliable internet, food and sex… I could cope
- Comment on I hate the modern web 3 weeks ago:
“THE MACHINE KNOWS”
- Comment on GeoGuessr is making its way to Steam next month after almost 12 years of sticking it out as a browser game 3 weeks ago:
I found out recently that steam now let’s devs create subscriptions as opposed to one-time charges, so it’s 110% that
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
“but those are my cum stains!”
- Comment on Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey? 1 month ago:
Hello.
Oh wait you meant the other kind of bear…
- Comment on Look at me, I'm the Admiral now. 1 month ago:
Thought that’s only if you c+a+d. If you ctrl+esc or bring up it any other way like right clicking the taskbar and hitting it in the context menu, that does not cause an interrupt.
afaik yada yada but the sauce is in cad
- Comment on The police state has always been bipartisan 1 month ago:
OPP, OPP OPP, OPP; OPPAGANGNAMSTYLE
- Comment on I think they nailed it 1 month ago:
Where is it? WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEARS 🥺
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 1 month ago:
Hello.
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 1 month ago:
Duh.
Next question.
- Comment on Romantic 2 months ago:
So show me yours, I’ll show you mine~
(I laughed so hard reading that, ha 🎶)
- Comment on Romantic 2 months ago:
B4
You sunk my battleship
- Comment on I would do this for just 1.99 2 months ago:
“fuck, I don’t have enough money for park avenue”
- Comment on I would do this for just 1.99 2 months ago:
This, but it’s not a loop 😏
- Comment on Oh no, anyways 2 months ago:
His second-oldest son: draws sword
- Comment on Valve ban advertising-based business models on Steam, no forced adverts like in mobile games 2 months ago:
Yeah, I have the option on graphene
- Comment on Can you eat soap for acid reflux? 2 months ago:
Well that’s fucking terrifying