wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on Innovation 1 day ago:
Simpsons did it first
- Comment on NSFW post 1 day ago:
where pp tho?
- Comment on I guess I'll shit on the floor. 6 days ago:
Instructions unclear, shat in the sink bowl
- Comment on I guess I'll shit on the floor. 6 days ago:
I mean for $7 an hour, yeah, I don’t get paid nearly enough to give (take, technically) a shit
- Comment on It's already running 6 days ago:
The elusive hacker known as 4chan!
- Comment on It's already running 6 days ago:
I think thatsthejoke.jpg
- Comment on Elon points the way 1 week ago:
No no, civil as in “dear sir/madam, I hope this declaration of war finds you well. our nation thinks that your nation is not as worthy of being a nation as our nation’s worthiness, and henceforth we will be dispatching our people to pillage your land, which will become our land in quite short order. please, do not resist. fondest regards, your attacker”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
That’s how I’ve used yt for like, 15 years? Nothing on the homepage is relevant, if I want to see new ‘creators’ I find them organically from the ones I already watch, or recommendations by friends. I actually forgot that the homepage isn’t the subscription feed a couple years ago and was like ‘the fuck is all this shit’ (I don’t use the website that often, got logged out).
- Comment on If I was in the market for a good used car, which car would be the best to outrun the cops? 1 week ago:
A prius with a minigun integrated with the roof. No need to outrun cars and choppers if you just make them inoperable. Can do 60 mpg easily when not evading at 70 mph, 40 when you need to go faster at a steady ~90 mph. And if you need top speed, it can do like 125, though of course economy plummets. Conservatively, at 10 gallons, you could do double the range of any other average car, so once you are free and clear, you can make lots of distance in not a ton of time. Get to the switch point, disassemble and take the minigun, destroy the car, and use car #2 for blending back into boring suburbia - anything will do.
No I will not answer any questions on how I got this data.
- Comment on 8<9 1 week ago:
How high was the person that decided this, and how much higher were the people who agreed ‘a bunny, that is a cat, named bunny… yes’?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
a ball vice, an estim kit, and my teeth
- Comment on I hate what the Internet has done to us 1 week ago:
oh no
- Comment on Where'd it go? 1 week ago:
You mean this one? lemmy.ca/post/63033148
- Comment on Forza Horizon 6's Japan map is the series' best yet 1 week ago:
The same as the “new and improved” [thing]
well fucking duh, nobody is advertising their shitty half-assed thing now, are they?
- Comment on Some things were better in the good old days 2 weeks ago:
Look at Mr Moneybags over here, with enough money to move out
- Comment on can i still consider myself to be a valid asexual? 2 weeks ago:
I mean, I’m a pet to a very sweet Master, who is ace, who is dating a boyfriend who is also ace. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone else say they have an asexual master/mistress/dominant, yet here we are. We play super rarely, but I still get off thinking about what he can do, what I’ve told him is ‘safe’, so when we are together he could just pin me down… he just usually doesn’t take the opportunity. I’m also insatiable, but I’m also demi, so I need to know someone first (decent conversation, personal details, chatting at length…), or they are involved somehow with us, in order to start to be attracted to them (‘pet, this is my friend I was telling you about…’ for example) before I start to think about banging them. If/once I hit that point though, the train ain’t stopping.
Labels can be useful for establishing a baseline, but you don’t need to confine yourself to a rigid ‘standard’. And just because you don’t feel like you conform to what is expected, doesn’t mean you are doing anything wrong or aren’t ‘valid’. Nah, anyone who says stuff like that isn’t worth your time.
- Comment on Finally someone we can get behind! 2 weeks ago:
If you come sit on my lap, it can be~
- Comment on Ups and downs 2 weeks ago:
Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box
- Comment on Ups and downs 2 weeks ago:
I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn’t that far out-there.
- Comment on Zen 2 weeks ago:
notices them furiously masterbate while watching me eat
…
nods in approval
- Comment on Why is us rail travel so expensive? 2 weeks ago:
Why is US rail so expensive
op should have capitalized but
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Backstreet’s back, all right!
- Comment on Yub nun 3 weeks ago:
daddyyyyyy 😫
- Comment on Yub nun 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, I can vouch for this not being the ideal process
- Comment on Is 71° F (21° C) the ideal weather to wear shorts? 3 weeks ago:
I bought pants a couple of years ago for a trip to Chicago in December, since the ones I have didn’t fit and hadn’t been worn in 15 years; it was in the 20s (F) the whole week, plus wind chill. Typically, mid 30s and up, shorts. 35 or 120, anywhere in between.
I live in a desert so shorts all the time really.
- Comment on When you are wearing a shirt and never notice what it really says 3 weeks ago:
Gotta put your hands on grampas shoulders and give him what he wants
- Comment on The future was yesterday 3 weeks ago:
When they ask but they start with the current year. Yes, I was born in 2026 now let me in.
- Comment on FML 3 weeks ago:
Someone should probably tell then that the sauce is even worse
- Comment on FML 3 weeks ago:
The chicken is ‘fine/meh’ but their sauce is awful. I have no idea who the fuck thought that concoction was pleasant or the rows of theoretical taste-testers that clearly lack taste buds, but shit they should be forced to dip everything in that slew for the rest of their lives. Actually genuinely an abomination.
I tried it on several occasions from different locations, but it sucks all the same.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Retards checking in, I see.