wreckedcarzz

@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blexas, Bay-bee!⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything

  So gay right now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I still tip after this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You should see them when they aren’t trimmed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I tell you hwat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  BWAAAAAAAA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I still tip after this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I have several questions, want none of them answered. Like why grandma is bending over like that, or why she has no holes.

  You brought this on yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Wednesday, my dudes!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Pepsi Max 😎🥤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KaBOOM!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  (your) instance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KaBOOM!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  (your) instance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone hacked my Apple account and stupid AI gatekeeper kept me tied up so long I missed the actual people who could help me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  cuts power

  sends email

  I know nothing about your power utility and I already have lost all respect for them lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨KaBOOM!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  lemmy instance suddenly goes dark

  no not like that!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone hacked my Apple account and stupid AI gatekeeper kept me tied up so long I missed the actual people who could help me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Sorry we are having such a problem connecting you. Goodbye!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  starts rapping at 148bpm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well would you look at that...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am Yu, and he is Me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well would you look at that...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And Make It A Yummy One⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No. They are all the same guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hiring a contractor you found on TikTok is a smart idea⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Smh why do they want the house upside down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Monitor, too like lmfao. This guy is getting screens and pis that fell off the back of the shipping container for like $5 in bulk or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He loves you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  tries to cut someone

  accidentally marries them instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He loves you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More useful, too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait for it. Wait for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The horror!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be a big fucking piece of candy to fit a crt monitor

  GIVE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was a simpler time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine the time changing twice a year for no fucking reason 😂

  This message brought to you by a place that isn’t bonkers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Helping a kid grow up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Similar to how in a zombie apocalypse, you don’t need to be the fastest runner, you just need to not be the slowest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #286 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now with 3x the juicy filling!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whats in the box?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1: cut a hole in the box

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The myth of "consensual" choking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  pauses

  …woman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all are talking about powdered milk. Why isn't anyone talking about powdered water?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is 3D chess when I’m over here with 5D levels of thinking: powdered cum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a baby⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first step is admitting it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They say you can't hear images.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I-

  what

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the charge? Taking a leaf? A succulent aloe vera leaf?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  starts fucking in the garden center

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Web shooter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What grit are we talking about? 🤔