wreckedcarzz

@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good job!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh fucks sake :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When they get the bill too⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  inverts the image

  well now I can’t read it >:(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where u at?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “it’s what we use for our database, why not?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man can dream, can’t he?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …need to talk about anything? :p

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dads be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Big if true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man can dream, can’t he?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some just don’t know the true euphoria of riding a femboy fox. Poor souls, they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dads be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But the other commenter just said he almost died? False advertising smh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dads be like⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Slam the brakes full-stop on the highway, reach over, open the door, kick her out, speed away. The adult version of “I will turn this car around”.

  Right? …right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man can dream, can’t he?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn

  I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Want to play the latest multiplayer games? Just go into your bios settings or upgrade your PC if it doesn't have TPM chip.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not personal, just venting.

  As someone who arrrr’d CoD4, MW2, a couple others I don’t remember, and then a friend bought me BO3 for the co-op zombies last year (and my god that menu system is a massive piece of shit), I tried the public beta of 7 like a month ago…

  I had to make an account, agree to… 5, I think, different bullshit terms of fuck-you-pay-me, enable SB, figure out the awful menu system again (I’m noticing a trend here), and while the zombies mode was… tolerable, it’s basically the same thing as prior games, just with a new price tag. And, what particularly grinds my gears (assuming the list thus far isn’t bad enough), you cannot download the entire game? Like it requires you to stream it. I have a 4TB raid0 PCIe (add-on style) nvme card, unless the game is a literal terabyte+, I want a full copy. That drive was literally $999 when I got it a few years ago, “I paid for the entire thing and I want to use the entire thing”. Let the console players use their bandwidth to temporarily cache shit, but I have the fucking space, piss off.

  Fast forward 10 years when the servers shutter and the game you paid for is missing fucking necessary assets and is thus bricked in a new moronic way. Oh, you wanted to play single player? Hook up for some LAN fun? Nah fuck you, content not available. Retry?

  And this shit is $80 base? “I remember when” angry grandpa but they can get fucked. You want $80 for a game that will die in a decade, and I should be grateful for the privilege? Thank you sir, may I 'ave some more?

  Maybe I’ll fire up CoD4 again, me and a friend against aimbotting bots. Fun, all local, and Activision can’t nuke it at the flick of a switch.

  grumble grumble

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Introducing… the Echo Watch. Never be without your echo devices. Ever. We will murder you if you try to leave us. Also prime costs more now and you need an additional subscription.

  Amazon. Because fuck you~.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who don't wear earphones outside - why, and what do you do instead?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dons right hand man: alright, the mark has started not wearing their headphones. This throws a wrench in our plans. What’s our counter?

  Bobby 2: alls wes gotsa dos is just distract em. Bobby 1, you wait behind the bushes in the parking lot. Wiseguy Phil waits across the street. As soon as 1 sees the mark, he lays on the horn. Then Phil just runs em over while they are looking at 1.

  DRHM: but we only got one car!

  Bobby 2: sos steals one, do I gotta dos all the thinkin around heres?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a month that's relevant to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hello, and a- oh fuck, not you again”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a month that's relevant to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m reading this thinking ‘I’ve heard these qualities before’. If your date also lists these qualities, run. It’s a trap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you going to take the chance that he's kidding?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me_irl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chaotic Evil⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  flash drive full of updates

  not using WSUS

  (also not even using the front ports, which should always be the fastest available on a box like this, but reaching around and blindly fiddling, why)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soulja Boy is selling video game consoles again, and he's already being accused of ripping off an existing handheld: "He does not have permission to rebrand our products and sell them as his own"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soulja Boy I tell em, I got the new scam called the Soulja Boy (Oof!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI Vision can now recognize more foods

  Seefood: ❌🌭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why would a company force you to use a rental car instead of your own for a drive to the office/Christmas party?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You never know!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why would a company force you to use a rental car instead of your own for a drive to the office/Christmas party?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While I can’t answer your direct question, look at it like this. You are looking for reason why the company wants to not put miles/kilometers on your car, that wants to not waste your fuel, that wants to not put wear and tear on your car for 7 hours (14 hours?)…

  While I’d also be confused as to the logic, just smile, say thanks, and enjoy the small additional holiday bonus that you get from beating on someone else’s ride.

  Unless you recently pissed someone off, and they just happen to know someone in the rental gig, whereas I’d be very cautious about the condition of the brakes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have been staring at this marquee and cannot figure out what "two dance special means"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something two in the pink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who both loves to see nude dudes, and who gets… not ‘pestered’ for them, but ‘requested, often’ for them, either you are getting sent shit-tier pics or you think the mona lisa of tits is a boner-killer.

  All I need is a guy, visually or audibly (woof~) enjoying themselves. That’s it, that’s the core request. I prefer that the camera is focused, that I can see that cock in full-frame for the entire duration, that he’s washed his hands and doesn’t have crumbs under his fingernails, stuff like that. But if it’s hot, at the end of the day I don’t give a fuck. And if I can sense that it’s got real passion - maybe there’s a ton of pictures and I can follow the story, it’s building narrative (and need, and leaking precum), the agonizing peak, and the messy finish, fuck yeah. If it has needy, desperate moans, gasps, begging… I might finish before they do.

  My own stuff is awful, I know it’s awful, I warn others that it is awful. I get told that it’s not. I warn people that I’m not attractive, that I’m awkward (I’m chubby and disabled). Again, I get told that it’s hot, and am encouraged to keep making new stuff. And the people that I follow, I try to encourage too. Putting yourself out there, in any capacity, is a huge leap of trust. People are awful, and for many exposing themselves like this is scary. I follow people who, like myself, post to the internet where if anyone knows the service you’re posting on, or find the link, they can view it. And I also get sent stuff just for me directly, and those I view as even more special. I could be a huge piece of shit and share them with others, but I’m both not a huge piece of shit, and the understanding that someone made content for me because I want them, I crave them, I want to ravage their body until they faint and then keep going (consentually), for example, and they understand and are signaling they want that, too - huff!

  You need better stuff to look at, and/or a personal connection to someone who wants to [TV bleep] you until your [bleep] is so exhausted and ruined that that then they are going to [bleep] you until you scream and beg, then get harder and harder until you [bleep] over and over until you are totally dry, and they they are going to focus the attention on themselves for part 2. And they want to document these plans in photographic form, maybe with a captivating video ending. Those are the people you want to find.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Baby don’t hurt me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does it get windy in New York City?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s only windy in Chicago. That’s why it’s called the ‘windy city’. No further questions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great business idea, tbh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, the good old days, when you’d step out for a smoke break and cut their brake lines, before they leave to take a two-week holiday vacation. No HR, no confrontation, just results. And maybe a promotion!

  Now we have ‘mediators’ and CEOs don’t like having an office with floor-to-ceiling windows on the top floor anymore…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the deal with breakfast in bed?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dentist: “Use toothpicks, shove em under your gums! Use the blood as your toothpaste! You can even do it to other stuff, too, like digging out a bladder stone!”

  Me, in the chair in the office: 😐😶😯🫨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, as a gay dude, bigger is preferable (and WHY DO BOTTOMS HAVE ALL THE HUGE DICKS 😭) but I’m also not going to turn someone away because they aren’t my imaginary godlike 13 inch uncut knotted wolfman - I’ll suck and enjoy them at basically any size, any configuration.

  So when a guy gets all worried about numbers, like my guy, if we are discussing sizes, you’re already going to have a good time in short order. 7 inches, great, 4 inches, that is fine too. Needy subs at the front of the line, but this business doesn’t close until the line is empty, and customer service is our priority. Rock what your momma gave ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do it at least 35 times just in case⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rookie numbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You missed a spot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “well if you want something done right, do it yourself”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your father is clueless⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  False. They changed the branding a few years ago, removing ‘Hitachi’ as they felt the name was being harmed by the wand sales. But they do sell genuine, wireless wands.

  Source: I have one. Have had it… 8 years now? Something like that.