wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on We pink inside too :( 19 hours ago:
stabs you
hey, this guy is actually a salmon! I was wondering what smelled so bad over here
- Comment on If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm 2 days ago:
But they’ll be dead soon so nbd
- Comment on How I Broke up with Adobe 5 days ago:
That’s why I said ‘between’ - it’s been well beyond a decade since I used anything adobe. I actually moved to Affinity myself, but a friend is enjoying Krita so I might give that a go the next time I need a proper editor for a project.
It’s boggling how adobe still has the university market by the balls and how that’s all they teach for multimedia, at least where I’m from. Even in high school, Apple computers and Adobe software, “it’s what the industry uses”, and that’s why I got into it myself; but I always was so perplexed - to use a tired phrase - if ‘the industry’ jumped off a bridge, would [they] follow? It sure seems like most in the education sphere would say “happily!” and leap to their demise.
- Comment on How I Broke up with Adobe 5 days ago:
That, but in-between 1 and 2
- yarr
- Comment on Gaming Website Polgyon Sold To Valnet And Hit With Layoffs 6 days ago:
Kotaku: “sold to click-farm powerhouse Valnet”
That very same page: click-bair links after paragraph 1, paragraph 2, a top-anchored video link after paragraph 3, and an endless list of links at the bottom of the page. And that’s with DNS ad-blocking and ublock. I’m curious what it looks like without, but I don’t want to get tech-cancer.
Don’t throw shit if you are also covered in it, Kotaku. I never really liked the site but I don’t remember it being in this sad of a state…
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 1 week ago:
buys the entire US egg industry
technically cheaper than buying cartons
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 1 week ago:
So always put the heavy (short, not long) end facing the door, so you always grab the heavy end, and never have this problem.
- Comment on What is the evolutionary benefit of loving a pet so much you melt into a puddle when they are around? 1 week ago:
Though danger kitties being so cute and (theoretically) cuddlable seems like a bit of a detriment… I just want to hold the big tigers and lions and jaguars and ow please stop I just want to snuggle youuu
- Comment on Sitting on the toilet 1 week ago:
So that’s where that kink comes from…
- Comment on Sitting on the toilet 1 week ago:
And some apparently don’t clean their ass at all
- Comment on It's not time for your point release yet. 2 weeks ago:
Indeed! And the most stable machine is one that is EoL and never gets updates! Nothing breaks if nothing gets updated! That’s why I run IIS on a Vista x64 box!
🌌🧠
Spoiler
DUCK FOR COVER DUCK FOR COVER
- Comment on How do people develop feelings for someone? 3 weeks ago:
For me - don’t take this as the norm - I find friends through gaming, we become good friends over time, I’ll progressively ‘lower my guard’ and, as part of this process, make more and more sexual jokes and innuendos. Depending on how they react, it might stay at ‘teehee I’m still 13 making pp jokes’, or it might advanced to the ‘so I think you’re into some freaky shit, I’m into freaky shit, wanna bang?’ friends with benefits territory. If that goes okay, I’m almost certainly catching feelings, and thus ‘want to be a couple’ is the next step. A few shared or similar interests, or an interest in each other’s interests, is important too. Can’t be pounding like rabbits all the time…
Basically, I eat the desert first, and then have the main course. If we aren’t sexually compatable in some aspect, it is stupid to be dating, in my view. No need for hurt feelings or awkward breakups. And falling back to fwb is easy if we don’t work out for other reasons. Just because you like pet spiders and I want to light them on fire (eek) doesn’t mean that we can’t wake the neighbors with our moans and screams.
- Comment on Testing 4 weeks ago:
blushes oh stooooop
- Comment on Testing 4 weeks ago:
(“r cat”)
yes, I’m ruining the joke by explaining what it says off-screen. next week, we will go over how nobody actually died in the film Titanic and therefore it’s stupid to get emotional about it.
please, hold your applause.
- Comment on This is unfair! 4 weeks ago:
leaves
drives car into restaurant
“you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!”
grabs another plate of food
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 4 weeks ago:
ClamAV, if you want more than just common sense. Firewall is built-in to kubu.
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 4 weeks ago:
Running an EoL operating system is surely what you want to do with your personal dat-
Aaaaaaand it’s been compromised
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 4 weeks ago:
“you can pay us, and we won’t break your legs for a while longer” -ms
W10 IoT is a thing, and will get updates for a few more years, no mafia shakedown required.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 5 weeks ago:
It’s a plus, but definitely not a requirement~ 🥺
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 5 weeks ago:
I actually have an account there, but haven’t poked at it since I made the account. Guess it’s time I had another look.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 5 weeks ago:
It’s hard to find places dedicated to foreskin (the /c is just crickets), cbt, estim… tons more. Even harder to find ones that aren’t just shells for their onlyfans. I’ve been checking every few months for the 🐦 I follow to hop to bluesky or mastodon, and only around a quarter have done so thus far. For reddit, where else can I find a vast array of kink content that is getting fresh stuff daily? Like actually, where? I’ve been searching the internet for a long time, and besides FurAffinity, e621, reddit and occasionally twitter, it’s table scraps for any sort of quality kink content.
- Comment on If you're still on Reddit... 5 weeks ago:
I use Twitter and reddit for porn, nothing else anymore. People/communities I follow are ghost towns elsewhere. Everytime I point this out, people get butthurt, yet none of them link to their porn profile.
Post the (adorable, lanky, femboy, who has glasses and a thick uncut cock) porn, and as the saying goes, ‘they will cum’.
- Comment on >:3 5 weeks ago:
Hello.
- Comment on THE CLASS WAR IS BACK, BABY! 5 weeks ago:
I, uh… whut?
- Comment on Appreciate the effort, but I can't handle my own shit. much less a extrovert instigating a million things to do on top of all that. 5 weeks ago:
I mean, as long as I get reliable internet, food and sex… I could cope
- Comment on I hate the modern web 1 month ago:
“THE MACHINE KNOWS”
- Comment on GeoGuessr is making its way to Steam next month after almost 12 years of sticking it out as a browser game 1 month ago:
I found out recently that steam now let’s devs create subscriptions as opposed to one-time charges, so it’s 110% that
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
“but those are my cum stains!”
- Comment on Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey? 2 months ago:
Hello.
Oh wait you meant the other kind of bear…
- Comment on Look at me, I'm the Admiral now. 2 months ago:
Thought that’s only if you c+a+d. If you ctrl+esc or bring up it any other way like right clicking the taskbar and hitting it in the context menu, that does not cause an interrupt.
afaik yada yada but the sauce is in cad