wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 days ago:
sploosh
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 days ago:
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!
- Comment on This world is cruel… 2 days ago:
See, there’s just one weird trick to overcome this, but fellas gotta be comfortable with a dick in their ass. Or mouth, that’s a solid place too.
- Comment on turned them into their final form! 2 days ago:
Waiter: “your meal, sir. please open your mouth and relax your throat so I may serve you properly, face-fucking you with our poop pieces”
- Comment on World Without Corporations 3 days ago:
cohesive
gestures to MS products for the last 20 years
- Comment on There is a difficulty above Legendary 1 week ago:
I legit tried talking a friend into doing coop laso, all mcc games, any death resets us back to halo ce. For some reason he absolutely refused. In our laso test run, we only died like 20x on the autumn…
We’d be going a step further too as I am disabled, play one-handed, partially blind, and am using just a mouse as my input. So something like Coop Legendary All Skulls On No Saves MCC Campaign Set (with a) Slightly Crippled.
- Comment on Windows 7 and 8 now dead for gaming, as new Steam update pulls support 1 week ago:
Vista, followed by XP.
- Comment on No meme today 1 week ago:
Hey there, it’s me, your instance
- Comment on Nuclear Demonology 2 weeks ago:
Play with my screwdriver daddy uwu
- Comment on I screen, you screen, we all screen for I screen. 2 weeks ago:
iScreen*
- Comment on Stop whining. Do it yourself. 3 weeks ago:
I would contribute to my niche community, but my foreskin was severed without my consent, so…
- Comment on So bad it was actually entertaining 4 weeks ago:
The name’s English. Johnny English. pulls over fake skin, then fires again, accidentally killing an innocent guest; quickly leaves
- Comment on So bad it was actually entertaining 4 weeks ago:
pulls out gun “take out, granted” pew
- Comment on So bad it was actually entertaining 4 weeks ago:
“I’m confused, so should I have a chub right now or not? I was expecting some real degrading shit here, c’mon!”
- Comment on Ukraine graphics is crazy 4 weeks ago:
Ehh the new CoD graphics are mid at best. And they couldn’t even make up their own plot? Miss me with that fam
- Comment on Steam Now Warns Consumers That They're Buying a License, Not a Game During a Purchase 5 weeks ago:
gestures to the other 99% of gamers
- Comment on Steam Now Warns Consumers That They're Buying a License, Not a Game During a Purchase 5 weeks ago:
That’s what I think when I read endurance/mtbf of hard/solid state drives of like 100+ years. Bitch you released this last week and I know for a fact that you didn’t withhold sales for 100 years for validation of your claims. Also funny how I should reasonably expect 100 years out of it, but you will only provide a warranty for the first three…
- Comment on Life imitates art? 5 weeks ago:
Just spend money freely, then they will be eager to contact you about your balance!
- Comment on Playing this on Halloween 1 month ago:
“I just shit myself and have to go home and shower, then book an appointment for a car detailer. Never getting a burger at the chinese restaurant again.”
- Comment on Playing this on Halloween 1 month ago:
Guess I’ll just die
- Comment on Astrology 1 month ago:
let the dogs out
- Comment on I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences 1 month ago:
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling, gotta make you, understand
- Comment on every damn morning 1 month ago:
Pfft, go big or go home
- Comment on every damn morning 1 month ago:
Not important if you just start robbing banks
🌌🧠
- Comment on I make games and this literally happened to me this morning 1 month ago:
Yeah! Other publishers should open their own stores and compete!
…
Oh wait no fuck oh god oh what have we done
- Comment on Kevin's a lady's man 1 month ago:
¿Por que no los dos?
(I’m a furry, now take your clothes off, it’s spoon time)
- Comment on Kevin's a lady's man 1 month ago:
No silly. Planes don’t go in the air.
- Comment on Why do phone manufacturers use in-display fingerprint readers instead of fingerprint readers on the power button? 1 month ago:
Nexus 6P / 5X all the way to Pixel 5 had it.
While I miss the rear scanner, I have had no issues with the under-display type in the 6/7/8. I see people online every time this topic comes up, screaming that it’s awful, but… cannot reproduce, ticket closed.
- Comment on Very thankful 1 month ago:
Well now the man has no porn. Good job.
- Comment on Very thankful 1 month ago:
But Jennifer, also on the conference call, is always rooting for me 110%. We should all be more like Jennifer.