wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on stony tony 10 hours ago:
XD
- Comment on stony tony 13 hours ago:
🦉
- Comment on stony tony 13 hours ago:
Eh that wouldn’t work on me. Being told that I can’t cum kinda causes it… And if I’ve been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I’d have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
- Comment on stony tony 13 hours ago:
Nah nah. When they say “go fuck yourself” and you reply “too late”, drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don’t take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all… But that’s their problem now.
- Comment on stony tony 13 hours ago:
Meow
- Comment on stony tony 13 hours ago:
And subscribe
- Comment on See meme, post meme 14 hours ago:
🐺👀
- Comment on Mr Fraser, if you're nasty 1 day ago:
Need to switch those two stamps tho.
‘promotion’? more like working harder for less than you’re worth. ‘graduation’? ah yes, 4 years of your life for minimum wage. ‘retirement’? That’s a good one. ‘baby’? Hope you like coming in on 2 hours of sleep with one shoe on. Wishing you well, you’re going to need it!
‘tough times’, you get the week off to cry, lucky fuck. Vacation to paradise, out for surgery/cancer/aliens bit your neck. Well don’t you get all the luck?
throws Bob’s desk out of the 4th floor window LUCKY FUCKING BOB OVER HERE, WHILE WE ARE OVER HERE IN CORPORATE HELL
- Comment on Streamline it 2 days ago:
Everything is bigger in Floxas 😏
- Comment on 5 days ago:
pulls out minigun from payday 2
loam approved
😎
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 6 days ago:
I dunno. Having the right person who understands, and a day to waste and enjoy… Sounds okay to me.
Overused ‘journey not destination’ yada yada and all that. But it can be true.
- Comment on How long will it be? 6 days ago:
🛬
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 6 days ago:
Soft cocks are fun too :3
- Comment on Intimate, grim, and grotesque! 6 days ago:
Same but for tits.
Like you just got those hanging out like you’re trying to contain the flood from hurricane Katrina or something? Why are they so gigantic? Why do guys lose all the blood from their brain when they see them?
…
a cute twink with a dick as thick and heavy it can be used for weight training ‘umm uhhh um ggfsaerhiyvewvgtdf’
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
But not Meta as fuck, in this case
- Comment on Push to open 1 week ago:
“_I’ll be back_ing up”
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP…
- Comment on Push to open 1 week ago:
drives car through front glass
I fixed your door, and made a drive thru. That’ll be $50,000. No store credit.
- Comment on Wake up, we've got a CEO to kill 1 week ago:
biography
naked
Honey, I wish
- Comment on Wake up, we've got a CEO to kill 1 week ago:
I thought the large was alright. I’ve had bigger irl but I’m right in the center of average. And cut so I hate how it looks…
- Comment on When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart 1 week ago:
Round 2
FIGHT!
🍑 💦
- Comment on When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart 1 week ago:
I have a fancy one that heats the seat, and the water, and the air. The settings I use, it’s supposed to heat just the water, and just slightly, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a placebo. The seat gets so hot on medium that it feels like my nuts are being cooked, so off with that bullshit. Fan heating off too, unnecessary.
It’s kinda like being eaten out. It’s odd the first couple of times but it’s not bad, you get used to it.
- Comment on When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart 1 week ago:
While this improves the situation, it doesn’t grant you a guaranteed win every time. You make that assumption once.
Source: literally getting my ass sprayed rn
- Comment on Wake up, we've got a CEO to kill 1 week ago:
Me. I don’t think I’ve ever played as a chick if there’s an option in any game.
Specifically for 2077, I was playing as ‘me’ if timeframes were different. Also I played through the entire game as a naked (open jacket, tennis shoes) ‘me’. And you better fucking believe I was a thick uncut ‘me’. A better ‘me’. A ‘me’ which a thick heavy cock on display and carrying around an old-school minigun and sniper as my mains. Because it’s what I would have wanted.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Me, eating out a twinks ass in the bed: “suit yourself I guess”
- Comment on How are you using your laptop (with internet) that still runs Windows10? 1 week ago:
It was simple to the extended security updates for w10 for a year. After Oct, it’ll require payment for another year, up to 3 years total I believe.
- Comment on Like what the hell is going on in major league baseball ? 1 week ago:
Have you seen Super Troopers/2?
- Comment on What is a Lemmy user called? A lemming? 1 week ago:
Furry is also acceptable, depending on the user
- Comment on excuse me 1 week ago:
But what about femails?
- Comment on Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should 1 week ago:
Now I’m
hungryhorny - Comment on Sony PlayStation Accounts Are Reportedly Being Hacked With Ease 1 week ago:
Good news: $
Bad news: 4 star wanted level