wreckedcarzz
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
- Comment on Life hack 1 day ago:
The real LPT is always in the comments
- Comment on The unprompted texts I send my best friend. 1 day ago:
As a chubby guy: hello.
- Comment on Hot in the car today 2 days ago:
But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?
- Comment on Wave goodbye to your head, wanker. 2 days ago:
Heavy weapons. I am the guy in payday 2 that has 5 turrets, ammo bags littered everywhere by my teammates, carrying a mini machine gun and charging into shit, going through bullets like they are oxygen molecules. Reload the turrets at every opportunity, pick them up and relocate them based on strategy. Wall of bullets, repeat.
With payday 3 I’m sad, no minigun. Shit goes sideways and I just get downed.
- Comment on Calm down 2 days ago:
Well yeah, because I’m busy replying to all the boys 🥰
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 4 days ago:
Ned Flanders: ominous music
- Comment on does it mean I am a horse? 5 days ago:
Horse fursona: 🐴
Chart: 💥
- Comment on Papa I'm scared 1 week ago:
Oh, carry o… wait a minute
- Comment on Is it normal for people to ask where you are from online? 1 week ago:
So are you from the east coast, or the west? Statistically you aren’t in the middle, and you are more likely from the east as that is the most densely populated. So you are likely in one of ~10 states on the east.
Still not great for pinpointing, but a toooooooon of the US is a whole lotta nothing. Similar to Aus.
- Comment on What was she thinking when she did this? 2 weeks ago:
Now what she order (what she order)
Filet-O-Fish
- Comment on Another essential book in your library 2 weeks ago:
Today on wtf: do Pokémon with no mouth have no anus? Discuss.
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 2 weeks ago:
third-party android modifications*
my family’s pixel devices, and mine running gos, don’t have this. nor the cell bar style, nor the ‘we have to advertise the wifi version so people feel good that bigger number = better’ wifi icon style…
the default is just a battery icon, though I have it set on my phone to also show the percent alongside it. this hasn’t changed in many years. blame your manufacturer and their skinning and modding.
- Comment on what are girls 2 weeks ago:
Be cheap, make them pay for everything + be gay
Big brain
- Comment on AMERICAN POPE LETS GO 2 weeks ago:
mfw I drink Soylent Vanilla
😏
- Comment on AMERICAN POPE LETS GO 2 weeks ago:
But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn’t harm people…
grabs rifle
- Comment on We pink inside too :( 3 weeks ago:
stabs you
hey, this guy is actually a salmon! I was wondering what smelled so bad over here
- Comment on If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm 3 weeks ago:
But they’ll be dead soon so nbd
- Comment on How I Broke up with Adobe 3 weeks ago:
That’s why I said ‘between’ - it’s been well beyond a decade since I used anything adobe. I actually moved to Affinity myself, but a friend is enjoying Krita so I might give that a go the next time I need a proper editor for a project.
It’s boggling how adobe still has the university market by the balls and how that’s all they teach for multimedia, at least where I’m from. Even in high school, Apple computers and Adobe software, “it’s what the industry uses”, and that’s why I got into it myself; but I always was so perplexed - to use a tired phrase - if ‘the industry’ jumped off a bridge, would [they] follow? It sure seems like most in the education sphere would say “happily!” and leap to their demise.
- Comment on How I Broke up with Adobe 3 weeks ago:
That, but in-between 1 and 2
- yarr
- Comment on Gaming Website Polgyon Sold To Valnet And Hit With Layoffs 3 weeks ago:
Kotaku: “sold to click-farm powerhouse Valnet”
That very same page: click-bair links after paragraph 1, paragraph 2, a top-anchored video link after paragraph 3, and an endless list of links at the bottom of the page. And that’s with DNS ad-blocking and ublock. I’m curious what it looks like without, but I don’t want to get tech-cancer.
Don’t throw shit if you are also covered in it, Kotaku. I never really liked the site but I don’t remember it being in this sad of a state…
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 4 weeks ago:
buys the entire US egg industry
technically cheaper than buying cartons
- Comment on A completely useful compulsion I have. 4 weeks ago:
So always put the heavy (short, not long) end facing the door, so you always grab the heavy end, and never have this problem.
- Comment on What is the evolutionary benefit of loving a pet so much you melt into a puddle when they are around? 4 weeks ago:
Though danger kitties being so cute and (theoretically) cuddlable seems like a bit of a detriment… I just want to hold the big tigers and lions and jaguars and ow please stop I just want to snuggle youuu
- Comment on Sitting on the toilet 4 weeks ago:
So that’s where that kink comes from…
- Comment on Sitting on the toilet 4 weeks ago:
And some apparently don’t clean their ass at all
- Comment on It's not time for your point release yet. 5 weeks ago:
Indeed! And the most stable machine is one that is EoL and never gets updates! Nothing breaks if nothing gets updated! That’s why I run IIS on a Vista x64 box!
🌌🧠
Spoiler
DUCK FOR COVER DUCK FOR COVER
- Comment on How do people develop feelings for someone? 1 month ago:
For me - don’t take this as the norm - I find friends through gaming, we become good friends over time, I’ll progressively ‘lower my guard’ and, as part of this process, make more and more sexual jokes and innuendos. Depending on how they react, it might stay at ‘teehee I’m still 13 making pp jokes’, or it might advanced to the ‘so I think you’re into some freaky shit, I’m into freaky shit, wanna bang?’ friends with benefits territory. If that goes okay, I’m almost certainly catching feelings, and thus ‘want to be a couple’ is the next step. A few shared or similar interests, or an interest in each other’s interests, is important too. Can’t be pounding like rabbits all the time…
Basically, I eat the desert first, and then have the main course. If we aren’t sexually compatable in some aspect, it is stupid to be dating, in my view. No need for hurt feelings or awkward breakups. And falling back to fwb is easy if we don’t work out for other reasons. Just because you like pet spiders and I want to light them on fire (eek) doesn’t mean that we can’t wake the neighbors with our moans and screams.
- Comment on Testing 1 month ago:
blushes oh stooooop
- Comment on Testing 1 month ago:
(“r cat”)
yes, I’m ruining the joke by explaining what it says off-screen. next week, we will go over how nobody actually died in the film Titanic and therefore it’s stupid to get emotional about it.
please, hold your applause.
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 month ago:
leaves
drives car into restaurant
“you want to say sorry, motherfuckers?!”
grabs another plate of food