sepsis
If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience
Submitted 2 days ago by TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
binarytobis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s a soda machine in seattle on the sidewalk of some random street not near any store, that someone stocks with random cans of whatever. Stuff I would have bet money doesn’t exist, sometimes. Never heard anyone mention it, but when I brought it up they were like “oh yeah that haunted vending machine.”
hakobo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 19 hours ago
There is an itch.io game inspired by it! Hated by Mastercard and VISA for minor gore.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Allison Williams of Seattle Met also notes that the neighborhood of Capitol Hill now has a more corporate culture, and doubts whether the area is “still weird enough for a persistent enigma”.
Gentrification strikes again.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
‘was’ F
binarytobis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
RIP 😭
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 2 days ago
One “end me,” please
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 2 days ago
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are.
I mean, really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ full on, watermelon in the thighs level carnage.
And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch.
I want it to get embarressing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours.
Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, l’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am… Please… You have to crush me.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Excuse me, just one question: What the fuck?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Penis cola
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
What’s with the names? And the “end me”?
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 hours ago
funy
aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They’ll also never understand the pleasure of finding a dusty machine like this on a hot day after biking a long distance, putting in a quarter and being shocked when it works(!) and the sodas are ice cold.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Dr Thirst Fountain Mist Family Cola Green Thunder Spruce Up Fantuz
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I could go for a Crystal Bepis right now.
simplejack@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Right now, it’s your tomorrow
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Legit never seen a taste like that.
mctoasterson@reddthat.com 2 days ago
No Mingus Dew or Bebop Cola?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You bastard!
You k*lled Ben!
Oh, Ben! Oh!
…And your babies.
Oh, oh… They’re hatching.
They’re orphans…
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
BEBOP COLA GOOOOOD!!!
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Hey guys, I found this dodgeball cannon! Let’s fire it up!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mungus Du is the superior yellow drink
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
One large benis for me please 😋
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Make it double
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 hours ago
How you doin’?
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 days ago
“end me”?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
furiously pressing button
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
33cl of hydrochloric acid
don@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
If you insist
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I like that diet rite is the only one that’s not a parody
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
that’s because the existence of diet rite is parody enough itself
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 day ago
Wow! Wikipedia says it was discontinued only in 2024.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s actually pretty incredible. I don’t think I’ve seen a can since 1997
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Shasta or get the fuck out.
socsa@piefed.social 1 day ago
🅱️asta
Plurrbear@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Agreed! I legit worked for SuperValu Corp back in the day on the soda desk and still would move “off brands”! Shasta is still my jam to this day!! I am not trying to pay $10 for a damn pack of soda!
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Also, nobody else makes a kiwi strawberry soda, and that shit fucking rules.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
The “pepe” being green is the tell
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
i mean most of these are parodying the 2009 pepsi logo so idk
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 days ago
*puts in coins and pushes button for Crystal Bepis, gets diet root beer*
*puts in coins and pushes button for Bepis this time, somehow receive trail mix, not in bag*
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This feels like a borked version of SCP-294
Tracaine@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s not an SCP. It’s just a…vending machine from 1985. That’s how they all worked.
Hupf@feddit.org 1 day ago
Change must come from within.