salacious_coaster

@salacious_coaster@infosec.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I cannot express in words just how much I do not want my consciousness to persist, trapped, for trillions of years of darkness. That would be unimaginable hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Legendary developer Tomonobu Itagaki, creator of Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden 2004, has died⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In remembrance, I will wiggle each of my boobs independently and in defiance of realistic physics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shops for diamonds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Modern CZs actually look really good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shops for diamonds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Diamond marketing really did a number on people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS happened to me once⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  😘🤌🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That one time you want your friend to lie to you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ER nurse: how did you get these splinters again? 🫩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's true!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus lawns are typically domed up to avoid sogginess, causing tons of runoff into the storm drains (including runoff from sprinklers). It’s lunacy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  😐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Once again, looking for PS2 game suggestions!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 (and go back and play 1 first, if you haven’t).

  Only other thing that comes to mind is FFX. Just try to resist min/maxing too much. Very unsatisfying to spend tons of hours grinding your characters into unstoppable gods and then go one-shot the final boss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am once again asking you all to just buy proper sex toys and lube.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was obsessed with that game when it came out. Just played it again, and it’s actually pretty bad. Even without using summons at all, and with emulator fast-forward on most of the time, it’s almost unbearably slow and tedious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unified Theory of American Reality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is very accurate. In my twenties, I worked on myself relentlessly to try to become “grown up”. Eventually I looked around and realized that hardly anyone else was doing that, and people twice my age were still acting like children. Then they elected a man-boy King in their image.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk in a new controversy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This pasta is creepy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They shouldn’t have done that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True staple of the format⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Just Google it” is a valid (albeit dickish) response for top level questions that could have been typed into a search bar instead of a post title field and they would have gotten the answer right there. That’s about it. It’s definitely a weasel move to say “just Google it” instead of supporting your own assertions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I firmly believe in the validity of the Shopping Cart Test. On a related and depressing note, my little city is overrun with errant shopping carts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: AI

  Step 2: ???

  Step 3: Profit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “haha, you all thought I was one of the millions of people who actually talk like this”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IDK, you might just be an asshole. I only got far enough in your post to see that you equate fascism with not having your opinions validated on social media

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, Apple. This is exactly what I wanted *facepalm*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to do IT support for all-Mac environments and would have loved a dedicated place to bitch about it. Most places are either fully drunk on Apple koolaide or just don’t care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elephant in the room⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was the elephant in 1970. The elephant now is raging around breaking things while half of us smugly scoff at the other half for believing in elephants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covers the bases⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Congrats to Markiplier for being the perfect guy apparently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *citation needed

  Don’t get me wrong, I believe a whole lot of Americans believe this. But that’s a big number backed up by “they say”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes Snake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon becomes Snake?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw this meme first. Can’t believe this is real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also systematic monopolization of everything by like five companies. With no realistic possibility of price competition, prices will go up until people decide to stop buying things altogether

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share them all!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like there is a species difference between people who take selfies and whatever the hell I am

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America’s top companies keep talking about AI — but can’t explain the upsides⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 3 is profit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well then⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a scientist could have been so fun and satisfying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Spicy" pepper⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’sapenis.gif