salacious_coaster

@salacious_coaster@infosec.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd sign up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so glad I found my forever person before dating apps really took off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love when they shit post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Janet, if that’s another cactus, I swear I’m gonna lose it…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why didn't I become a femboy earlier? >\\\<⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs individual toes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m noticing a trend of no-context posts just assuming everyone just read/watched literally the same story as OP did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emoji Recently Added 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Appropriate for the times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to a steakhouse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I guess some girls are into that. More importantly, where the fuck can I get all you can eat ribs for $15, and did they give anon food poisoning???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would highly recommend a track saw instead, depending on use case. Fingers don’t grow back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  37 was a fun year because I got to spend it quoting Monty Python: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyZaUwG50zI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imgur's Community Is In Full Revolt Against Its Owner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The comment sections on meme dumps are usually pretty fun. A lot of people have the perfect reaction gif for any situation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bondulance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently the Dave’s Triple only existed to make the Dave’s Double seem more reasonable. And it worked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Triggering the libs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dude, looking at this and your other comments, I have to alert you that you might be losing it. Regardless of content, your speech is disorganized and doesn’t make sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet kind of sucks right now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What stops any domain host from selling us out tomorrow? Why single out cloudflare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet kind of sucks right now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Domains hosted by cloud flare block AI scrapers by default, last I heard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Second step is be independently wealthy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Years ago while drunk and high I sent my sister a syphilis plushy.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hah. The disease plushies from thinkgeek.

  Many years ago I got my SO herpes for Valentine’s Day. Funny joke. Everyone laughs. Roll on snare drum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. There was no other way! 🥂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …I would try it. My gut biome is shot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If there's a sort of "apocalyptic" event but there are still surviving communities, will people be able to make eyeglasses again, or are people with vision issues gonna be fucked?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on the same page. I’ve spent most of my adult life testing the limits of my skills, wit, and badassery. My conclusion from that is that I am not a badass and have no interest in trying to survive societal collapse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SoupDealer Malware Bypasses Every Sandbox, AV's and EDR/XDR in Real-World Incidents⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yikes 😬

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a laptop a year or so before the “AI” hype started. Went back to the product page later and found it had been retroactively declared an “AI-powered laptop”. Nothing new had been introduced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We will all be slaves⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not all of us. A lot of us will just be dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see we’re picking and choosing which shit posts we take seriously here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI IS BURNING THE PLANNET!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Sam paying you enough to embarrass yourself like this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird ban⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This community has achieved a level of bone-dry sarcasm I did not know existed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shamelessly stolen from Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This seems unnecessarily petty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The World Will Enter a 15-Year AI Dystopia in 2027, Former Google Exec Says⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m thinking that gizmodo is not a very good publication

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stunning new data reveals 140% layoff spike in July, with almost half connected to AI and 'technological updates'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’ll teach the poors to get all uppity with their living wage demands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One “end me,” please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is always the correct response⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Middle school dating strategy