salacious_coaster

@salacious_coaster@infosec.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine. Until relatively recently, like before mass industrialization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve had a habitable wilderness for all of human existence until now. Dystopian society is now The only option for living in most of the planet. World has not always been this fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Long life isn’t everything. World is fucked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do they hate money now for some reason??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  More than money, the billionaire powers that be want to foist their worldview on everyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is a problem⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You just described my Chevy Volt so accurately. All the buttons are touch surface except the parking brake switch, and I usually have to pull that twice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drinks shouldn’t be chewed⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the Internet. We’re all self-diagnosed autistic/ADHD here. You wouldn’t get it, neurotypical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His demise is imminent.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a wholly unnecessary caption at the top.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨let's use PIN pad to complete transaction together⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Place! Your. ASTROGLIDE LUBRICANT. In the bag!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you are a snack :)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Correct use of “POV” 👍🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting a license is expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So y’all are into surrealism, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The hero the Internet needs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My parents had a pretty good stereo, and I loved to just listen to the water level soundtrack.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plant Slurs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, “weed” can be a legal definition. A lot of governments have a noxious weed list that either provides for consequences if you suffer that plant on your property, or just an excuse for the government to come on to your property to kill the weeds for you. For instance, Russian Olive is legally a “kill on sight” invasive plant in my area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks to the "you need to buy a new PC for running W11" bullshit, scammers are selling ewaste at full price to inexperienced people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh nooooo, however will I do the needful without Microsoft’s world famous blue ribbon customer support.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks to the "you need to buy a new PC for running W11" bullshit, scammers are selling ewaste at full price to inexperienced people⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve formatted and installed W11 on dozens of computers and never had it fail once. My gaming rig is an Optiplex from 2014, runs 11 just fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jupiter⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is it so swirly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone do the maths?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can anyone do the maths

  Y’all are bumming me out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨413524 Gang, rise up!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. I can only imagine Light Yagami doing 52413 in the Death Note

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Folks not buying PCs from US vendors 'tariff' stockpiles⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why aren’t flat broke US consumers buying our premium AI PCs that offer literally no advantages over their current hardware, and also include horrific spyware?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SLAYYY⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The kind of picture I took for my Myspace profile with Linkin Park’s Numb playing in the background

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the differences between 1) probabillities, 2) possibillities, and 3) plausabillities?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Possibility: it can technically happen Probability: statistically significant likelihood of happening Plausibility: a possibility that passes the laugh test

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows seemingly lost 400 million users in the past three years — official Microsoft statements show hints of a shrinking user base⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Microsoft and most other tech giants have long since stopped feeding their cash cows in favor of squeezing them until they’re dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell yeah bröther⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the sickest burn since “President Poupon”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A slightly different experience⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And a girlfriend and a mistress, don’t forget those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do Conservatives physically look evil?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of those times when you’re gonna have to acknowledge your own cognitive biases to move on. We all have them. This one is pretty obvious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves The Lord of the Rings⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Undertale

  Doki Doki Literature Club

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google’s emissions up 51% as AI electricity demand derails efforts to go green⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Demand from who? Not the users, that’s for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign me up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, personally. But these are the guys that had a moral panic over a tan suit and Dijon mustard, so I would believe it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign me up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crosspost if you agree!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OP: roll for perception Half this thread (rolls 1): What’s this Boomer shit??