salacious_coaster

@salacious_coaster@infosec.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elephant in the room⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This was the elephant in 1970. The elephant now is raging around breaking things while half of us smugly scoff at the other half for believing in elephants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covers the bases⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Congrats to Markiplier for being the perfect guy apparently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  *citation needed

  Don’t get me wrong, I believe a whole lot of Americans believe this. But that’s a big number backed up by “they say”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes Snake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon becomes Snake?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw this meme first. Can’t believe this is real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also systematic monopolization of everything by like five companies. With no realistic possibility of price competition, prices will go up until people decide to stop buying things altogether

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share them all!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like there is a species difference between people who take selfies and whatever the hell I am

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America’s top companies keep talking about AI — but can’t explain the upsides⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 3 is profit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Being a scientist could have been so fun and satisfying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Spicy" pepper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’sapenis.gif

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A month remains.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … Until what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AT&T tracked employee attendance to find 'freeloaders.' Now, it admits the system is driving workers to the 'brink of frustration.'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Brink of frustration?” Heavens! What’s next, discontent? Anger, even? Perish the thought!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEI, more like DIED⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I cannot stop laughing at this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anon discusses car dependence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be so nice to live somewhere I could walk to the store. Or anywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd sign up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so glad I found my forever person before dating apps really took off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love when they shit post⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Janet, if that’s another cactus, I swear I’m gonna lose it…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why didn't I become a femboy earlier? >\\\<⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs individual toes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m noticing a trend of no-context posts just assuming everyone just read/watched literally the same story as OP did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emoji Recently Added 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Appropriate for the times

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to a steakhouse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I guess some girls are into that. More importantly, where the fuck can I get all you can eat ribs for $15, and did they give anon food poisoning???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw what you did there⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would highly recommend a track saw instead, depending on use case. Fingers don’t grow back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  37 was a fun year because I got to spend it quoting Monty Python: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyZaUwG50zI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imgur's Community Is In Full Revolt Against Its Owner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The comment sections on meme dumps are usually pretty fun. A lot of people have the perfect reaction gif for any situation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't trust cowboys or people doing cowboy voices⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bondulance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently the Dave’s Triple only existed to make the Dave’s Double seem more reasonable. And it worked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Triggering the libs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dude, looking at this and your other comments, I have to alert you that you might be losing it. Regardless of content, your speech is disorganized and doesn’t make sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet kind of sucks right now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What stops any domain host from selling us out tomorrow? Why single out cloudflare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet kind of sucks right now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Domains hosted by cloud flare block AI scrapers by default, last I heard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Second step is be independently wealthy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Years ago while drunk and high I sent my sister a syphilis plushy.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hah. The disease plushies from thinkgeek.

  Many years ago I got my SO herpes for Valentine’s Day. Funny joke. Everyone laughs. Roll on snare drum