salacious_coaster

@salacious_coaster@infosec.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If there's a sort of "apocalyptic" event but there are still surviving communities, will people be able to make eyeglasses again, or are people with vision issues gonna be fucked?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on the same page. I’ve spent most of my adult life testing the limits of my skills, wit, and badassery. My conclusion from that is that I am not a badass and have no interest in trying to survive societal collapse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SoupDealer Malware Bypasses Every Sandbox, AV's and EDR/XDR in Real-World Incidents⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yikes 😬

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Companies be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a laptop a year or so before the “AI” hype started. Went back to the product page later and found it had been retroactively declared an “AI-powered laptop”. Nothing new had been introduced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We will all be slaves⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not all of us. A lot of us will just be dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I see we’re picking and choosing which shit posts we take seriously here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI IS BURNING THE PLANNET!!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Sam paying you enough to embarrass yourself like this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird ban⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This community has achieved a level of bone-dry sarcasm I did not know existed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shamelessly stolen from Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This seems unnecessarily petty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The World Will Enter a 15-Year AI Dystopia in 2027, Former Google Exec Says⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m thinking that gizmodo is not a very good publication

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stunning new data reveals 140% layoff spike in July, with almost half connected to AI and 'technological updates'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’ll teach the poors to get all uppity with their living wage demands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One “end me,” please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is always the correct response⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Middle school dating strategy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft unveils Project Ire, a prototype AI system that can reverse engineer and identify malicious software autonomously, without human assistance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, a potentially productive use of LLMs? Ain’t that something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upset about progress⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You were hoping for unconditional validation? I think I know where you can go for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember how South Park Kanye reacted to the gay fish joke? This guy right here ☝🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT dissidents, the students who refuse to use AI: ‘I couldn’t remember the last time I had written something by myself’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you were looking for someone to validate your rationalized laziness and cheating, you know where to go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT dissidents, the students who refuse to use AI: ‘I couldn’t remember the last time I had written something by myself’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a world, where students trying not to cheat is considered remarkable. We haven’t even had LLMs that long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI slop is ruining all of our favorite places to scroll⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People still use Pinterest?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🤮

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, was not expecting this full frontal assault on me today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, no. That is all super problematic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess I’m the kind of person that can spot a systemd screen from across the room now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine. Until relatively recently, like before mass industrialization.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve had a habitable wilderness for all of human existence until now. Dystopian society is now The only option for living in most of the planet. World has not always been this fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Long life isn’t everything. World is fucked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do they hate money now for some reason??⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More than money, the billionaire powers that be want to foist their worldview on everyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is a problem⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just described my Chevy Volt so accurately. All the buttons are touch surface except the parking brake switch, and I usually have to pull that twice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drinks shouldn’t be chewed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the Internet. We’re all self-diagnosed autistic/ADHD here. You wouldn’t get it, neurotypical

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His demise is imminent.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a wholly unnecessary caption at the top.