Submitted 2 weeks ago by salacious_coaster@infosec.pub to [deleted]
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I’m in asia. They don’t use toilet paper. They use water and soap. Like civilized people.
I FEAR going back to Europe. My asshole is puckering already. Using toilet paper is like sandpapering your anus. And it doesn’t even clean it. And it clogs toilets. And it costs us trees. And it costs money. And it’s fucking nasty. And when you buy it in the store, people will know that you poop.
People will probably know you poop even when not buying paper
noooo, they may SUSPECT. They may not KNOW.
There’s a very fine but critical difference.
You can buy a portable bidet that is basically a squeeze bottle with a nozzle. I always carry a small bottle of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash anywhere. I also have an empty water bottle in my bag’s side pocket that I can fill up when I don’t have the portable bidet with me.
I have a water bottle bidet attachment that I carry when traveling. Then just Cary a bottle of water around with me.
Everyone knows that wiping makes you gay
What if you were already gay?
Are you now gay and also a buttpooper?
you become gay^2^
Gayception
I always thought this was a joke but I knew a girl who dated a guy who wouldn’t fully clean his ass in the shower because he thought getting his finger anywhere near his butthole was gay.
I have a hard time even comprehending the thought process.
TIL a bunch of people are walking around with sloppy wet buttholes.
*breaths heavily* yea
Alternatively you could dry yourself afterwards.
with what? a shit covered hand towel?
Imagine not having a bidet. Gross.
100%
I have a squeezable silicone bidet thing and I love it.
a douchebag?
Seems like it. I wasn’t aware of the words literal meaning until now
Wait, so does that thing/those things go into your butthole?
No, at least not the thing I mean. It has a spray head oriented sideways and if you squeeze it water comes out with pressure depending on how hard you squeeze it.
You point the spray head towards your butthole and water cleans everything. I still use TP afterwards but only to dry my butt and it’s always clean.
Might as well wipe with your hand. More likely to wash em afterwards
Shower pending…
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Itch of shame
Botunda@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ya got me with that one!