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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Pro"gression⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sensible Chuckle Magazine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨free minecraft⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  HELO MA FREND

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨free minecraft⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  …with sugar on top?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨free minecraft⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what, that is ridiculously true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨free minecraft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This kid is going places.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not MAGA but I tried my hand making a MAGA video. I think I covered all the bases.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  would

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why not⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s not funny. That’s not funny at all!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need to each person⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Near Rock Climbing; a game about guiding a blind man through a minefield.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mushrooms Evolved Psilocybin Not Once, but Twice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I did shrooms once. I did them twice, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love talking about our lord and saviour!!! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was formidable then, but so much so that none dare talk to me about what appears as indifference to them now.

  This line hit hard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the webpage doesn't want you opening new tabs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially the middle click.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the webpage doesn't want you opening new tabs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This man is hurting still.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, I’m not a doctor, I just need to know if there’s gonna be hot space chicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy moly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In GTA1, this is the button you would press to get in/hijack a car. You could also press and hold down one of the arrow keys to do the “spin around” maneuver, whereby you would quicker get into the car. It was a sort of “hack”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy moly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t want this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ain't risking shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We shouldn’t have a society where getting hurt was only a matter of getting paid the right amount.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if you went full eugenics and started out with a bunch of hot chicks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many people would a generation ship need to have for inbreeding to not be an issue?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, ChatGPT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grocery shopping⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If laws don’t apply for the rich, get fucked, they don’t apply for me either. Fuck your system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$96.5 million for Nadella | Microsoft's CEO receives record pay in a year that saw 15,000+ layoffs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s start hunting these people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why not⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “A camel without who wants to be a for days a.”

  Words to live by.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grocery shopping⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s my reasoning too. In fact, I wouldn’t care if a giant chain would go under because I stole bread and sausages, I am not going to just lie down and die because society says so.

  I literally got caught doing that one time. I was in a really bad spot. I never stole for money or to resell, or for value like, I always went for food I was actually going to eat, and I even avoided the pricier brands because I didn’t want to be an asshole- I just wanted to survive, you know.

  I grabbed a few smoked dried sausages and some bread, and went outside and ate them. Two plain clothes cops came up to me, “Where’d you get that?”, I was like, “This is my lunch”, and they said, “So, you didn’t nick that from the store right now?”, and I sat there silent for a moment and said, “Well… I’m not saying I did, but if I did say I nicked it from the store right now, what would theoretically happen to me?”, and the guy looked at me and the meager meal I had scrounged and said “let’s go”.

  We went back into the store, and he went up to the cash register, and paid for my meal out of his own pocket. Then he motioned for us to leave, and then, as if he caught himself remembering that he needed to “do” something, he looked at the cashiers and then back at me and yelled at me- “AND DON’T DO IT AGAIN!”. But we were all good.

  Best cop interaction of my life. If anything, I have never felt worse about stealing, because his pity really hit home to me how bad shape I was really in that time…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grocery shopping⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying this is moral or anything, but if you buy something expensive, then you could theoretically go back to the store with the receipt, pick another of that thing from the store, and go to the register and tell them you want to return it.

  I have been homeless. You do what you need to survive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨F dieting!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I understand the mushroom cloud. I am become mushroom, cloud of words.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨F dieting!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would probably react like that dude on the barge inside the oil cistern in Waterworld when the flare drops.

  “Oh thank god…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Load bearing Tupperware⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Outages are a GOOD THING!” / FOX talking head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is of the essence! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We are going to eat this guy first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is of the essence! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck, I should have clicked. I SHOULD HAVE CLICKED!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mother should I trust the government…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*happy Kenobi dance*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not immediately! If you stare at the sun, you get permanent flubbflubbers, those squiggly things that follow your sight everywhere, because the energy of the soon basically cooks the proteins in your eye the same way heat coagulates eggs! Ask me how I know.