tomiant

@tomiant@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It came out dry. What did I do wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And the real one too with the hair cap, the one without the hair cap is just not trustworthy as a sauce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It came out dry. What did I do wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying it’s too dry, but it’s too dry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It came out dry. What did I do wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing? That’s how it’s supposed to look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Genocide: Genocide: minor warfare: beat your kid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winding down my day off the right way⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry about the grease, that’s what the salt is for! just a big helping of salt all over the keyboard will clean it right up and also make the meal more delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winding down my day off the right way⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What in the war crime!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winding down my day off the right way⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I regularly cut cocaine on my laptop. It’s a readily available surface in a surface deprived area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨freddie mercury⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m having a ball” / Freddie Mercury

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Jurassic" Park⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The Huge Animals of Various Geological Periods Park.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Jurassic" Park⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  COME TO THE MESOZOIC MEGAPOLIS!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't eat it all! Don't be shy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never wanted the FBI to listen in as much as now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't eat it all! Don't be shy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Extract?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't eat it all! Don't be shy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What… IS that?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fast and Efficient⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Come on buddy, show them your crazy skills!”

  “Not interested.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy peasy, get two friends, each take a turkey and run, they will only catch one at most- free turkey!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Libraries are cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  HAHAHAHAHAAH! Fuck me you got me! XD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Libraries are cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I just make earmarks and scribble ideas in the margin and eat loosely packed tuna sandwiches and then just leave the books on the floor. Is that ok with you? Because it’s ok with me, I assume it’s ok with everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Libraries are cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I would want to know if the dude ever actually read a book, but it would likely just be Cat in the Hat anyway. Not that there’s anything wrong with a cat in a hat, or anything…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Libraries are cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Libraries are THE BEST and the last citadel of culture left, I consider librarians Holy Crusaders of Knowledge, and they are the last bastion protecting humanity from intellectual darkness, and the forces that assail the dispersion of truth.

  DEUS VULT, librarians! STRENGTH AND HONOR!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating profile⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What a great writeup! You’re thinking like someone with sound grasp of logistics and supply chains. My model is more based around opportunism and necessity. Consider the Lionfish. Extremely invasive, tastes phenomenally. People started eating them as a culling mechanism, and has had great success.

  If there’s too much of anything around us, if people just get over their subjective cultural prejudices and start eating those things, that’s one of the best ways to keep populations in control.

  Granted, I am more inclined towards a practical form of culture and cuisine where laws are less important than just a general acceptance of daily realities, but I get where you’re coming from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, I definitely do see the irony of this being posted to X⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh shit. Best of luck, guy, I’m with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to bathroom doors?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If you were more relaxed, you wouldn’t care. People poop. They fart, they sneeze, they snort, they sound. I can’t stand the quasi-return to Victorian shame, personally, that most people involved in social justice seem to be all about.

  It’s just a religious sect trying to police human biology, and it’s pretty fucked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pasta! FFS!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough water. Water isn’t salted. Oven is off.

  Get out of the fucking kitchen bird, this is not your domain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy thanksgiving⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro what did you say?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh yes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In the morning? Sure!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh what have I done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is there an imperial praetorian attack droid in a ridiculous French apron and a steel skirt and leg stockings wheeling around some kid in a semi-dilapidated nursing home?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh what have I done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hydrogen-tleman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happened to bathroom doors?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we should just stop being so prude about pooping. Look at the Romans! They used to sit in long rows and poop together, and nobody cared. Be like the Romans! Poop in a row.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, I definitely do see the irony of this being posted to X⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The key to survival is cooperation. You would be better getting to know your neighbors than stacking food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And when you’re in a life and death situation, those odds are good enough.