I mean Jesus Christ what's this dude's regimen

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “WHAT IF JESUS WAS ABORTED”

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    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a child of rape, it should have been the mother’s choice.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’d find him teaching CrossFit three days later anyway.

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• mysticpickle@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I went to an orthodox wedding in Athens, the Jesus on the cross was fuckin RIPPED

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, dude was a carpenter.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lots of planks.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, he did have to carry the thing.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He offloaded that on some else!

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, he was also a carpenter. It’s conceivable he had to make these things even before his own crucifixtion. 🤷‍♂️

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now that’s a Jesus I wouldn’t mind calling a heavenly daddy father!

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• DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s real.

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• punkwalrus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Abs of a Savior.” --Ted Alexandro

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