sundray

@sundray@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exclusive leak from the secret files⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all need to ensure that I acquire four extra armies per turn!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That sounds like a fun thing to do⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, they’re always one step ahead!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That sounds like a fun thing to do⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re working on it, but the US version will just let you buy people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's camera shy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Like pre-atomic-steel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's camera shy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re through the looking glass here people!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's camera shy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  subsequently killed by the CIA

  And the reverse vampires!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too late. NFTs already ended loneliness.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lose? I’m going to guess a fuckton of electricity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horny🧠⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well then, it’s a beautiful day to be horny I guess 🤷‍♀️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Luxury⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when an important part of motoring was the ability to re-e-e-ally stretch out in the back seat. 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to figure out what it means⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It saves the trouble of having to walk all the way around the car!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gourmet chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything is an anus if you’re brave enough!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  set in a bundt

  Are you quite sure that’s the word you want?

• Text-to-speech Youtube voice overs are driving me nuts
  Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩ | ⁨2⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When will “now” be “then?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The exercise conservatives don't want you to know about!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give you everything I own for this…

  (Jokes on you, I don’t own anything)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty woman stepping on you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, Norm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun new game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can fix her⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I told my doctor I didn’t have any energy…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can fix her⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

  We must go deeper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No homo-bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maximus Erectus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Le Firmware? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Max Hardcore and the Zodiac killer give updates on likely preventable flood deaths⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Best we can hope for is he self-deports to Cancun again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a good trip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t stop won’t stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn is a way of life 🌽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things is treated as a safety crisis in the media⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck cars and guns, ban both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Two dudes fuckin’, cool. Not my thing, but it looks like they’re having a good time and that’s awesome.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “1.21 GIGAHOMOPHOBES?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that you mention it..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Let’s Smash”