sundray

@sundray@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So is he drunk/stoned, or cheating with someone's wife?⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Shoulda jumped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No way!⁩ ⁨⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  And also perfectly spherical and frictionless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have my consent to kill me⁩ ⁨⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  WITCHCRAFT!

  (… which makes it very cool!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Today we’re going to make plutonium out of common household objects.” [Banned from community]

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Such a great game, and the construction set was the cherry on top!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Wait wait, do you want to go pheasant hunting?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time has to be a flat circle there is no other explanation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man I miss Platinum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need clean laundry in the apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  fight against entropy

  And the US military.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't really need it but it makes me feel better about myself⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The sitter must have had quite the badonk!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t rely on a gas station mini-mart keeping up food safety standards, especially where raw fish is concerned. If you eat spoiled sushi you may get the squirts, aka “liquid ass.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  LIIIQUIIIDDDD! (ass)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Never eat the gas station sushi.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a talent but I wouldn't advertise it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the golden road to popularity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One for the wee Ones⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Always familiarize yourself with the MSDS for the reagents you bring into the lab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mammal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Warm… blood?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slutty ceramic frog or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I always hope for a horsey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  King (Planeswalker) - 1 (colorless) - 1/1

  While in play it is functionally useless, but if it’s loyalty drops to 0 the game ends immediately and you lose.

  “Who invented this useless piece, what were they thinking?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's in the weather patterns⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Back again!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No! My permanent record!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  … you guys get bus fare?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what’s Fonzie like?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  … don’t do it.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For some reason big guys LOVE telling little guys to calm down – even if they’re not really mad 😡 .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Pop off, motherfucker, I DARE you!”

  *POW*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tragic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Top Ten Manga Betrayals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! ☺️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has happened too many times⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Steal your heart brain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A reason to live, but a vehicle for death :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Failure to Stop” drill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they’re the real losers. You want to know why? Because they don’t know what it’s like to really want something - and then get it again and again and again. (Marc Maron)

  But seriously, the one thing I’m proud of in my life is that I was able to quit smoking. Hard, but so worth it!