sundray

@sundray@lemmus.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm, I could really go for some okonomiyaki right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, a fortune-teller told me that that man was full of gold, what was I supposed to do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice cock bro⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Many pine to nut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Br*tish breakfast "food".⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If I ate that much breakfast I’d be heading back to bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are undecided on buying a house. But this convinces you to buy it⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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  (Jokes on them, I can’t buy a house.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone posting about soapy tiddies⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, I talk a good game, but I’m all soap, no tiddies 😭 .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've all been there⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Many hands make light work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the future: contact juggling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨but what to soap with those beans ...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Toast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ass men after seeing their 69th tiddie meme today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry homie, best I can do:

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  (Source)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Socks? For cocks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiddies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  🫢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiddies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird, they’d be square.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute peak⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I print so rarely I feel like the ink would dry out and I wouldn’t notice until it was too late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life Hack #53⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I need a car to hold my coffee? What am I, a millionaire?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Despair.jpeg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  tiddies you say…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone up for a rousing game of...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Put your nice clothes on, children–we’re playing tiddledy winks tonight!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Despair.jpeg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Despair.jpeg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We flicked those beans right outta here!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's the season~⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s not wrong, those are some good pumpkins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guess it's come to this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  C’mon baby, eat the rich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never Stop Using Disinfectants Earlier Hehe⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What, they’re all going to die?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I choo-choo-choose you!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after realizing Crown is a Canadian product....⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who keeps putting whiskey in my dice bags?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But what happens when she runs out of idiots?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🤔 tight muscular assholes you say…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division (DMRD) 🚱⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m embarrassed to admit that dihydrogen monoxide gets me wet 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what Andrew Tate really believes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you share memes in the family chat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  lol I’m fine! (Help me.)