Planet of the apes: Beginning

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Thai’s that run the banana stall outside the forests are world class with their slingshots. Everyday for them is war.

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder if they’re hiring, that sounds way more relaxing than my bullshit email job

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    • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Slinging back “as per my last email”.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s terrible, airsoft monkeys always keep firing even after you put your hands up.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, stupid magdump macaques

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  • DogWater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuckin using full auto in buildings and shit

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    • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      NO FULL AUTO NO FULL AUTO STOP STOP STOP

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• iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder if a squirt bottle would be cheaper? Airsoft is pretty expensive from what I remember as a kid lol

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  • cattywampas@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Monkeys are pretty smart, obviously not people smart but they’re a whole tier above cats and dogs. I doubt a water gun would work at a deterrent once they realize it’s only water.

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They also might try and drink it. My husky does.

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  • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    how many monkey can you fend off with a squirt-bottle?

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    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Alternately, a spritz bottle with a few meters of range loaded with cheap Cheyenne/ hot pepper powder water might keep them at bay?

      I’m not a local. Pissed off spicy monkeys might need an unfortunate result.

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  • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It depends on the gun. It could be one of those electric ones.

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• renzev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  based thailand has toy guns that actually look like guns. None of that rainbow vomit laser blaster nonsense.

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Their cops probably aren’t shooting kids for holding a toy gun like ours do

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Their kids probably aren’t shooting the country up on the regular either

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously, you don’t have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.

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    • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a gang shoot out! blasts both children

      Thank you law enforcement

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• Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m convinced Isshin learned the way of the Glock to defend from monkeys

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Monkey from Ape Escape holding an Uzi

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• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that a baby monkey she’s blasting?

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  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re macaques so chances are that’s an adult.

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    • teamevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They have FANGS

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    • Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Macaques are everywhere where I’m from. That’s a juvenile. Adults are much bigger especially the males.

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