It’s terrible, airsoft monkeys always keep firing even after you put your hands up.
Planet of the apes: Beginning
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sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah, stupid magdump macaques
DogWater@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuckin using full auto in buildings and shit
otacon239@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NO FULL AUTO NO FULL AUTO STOP STOP STOP
iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I wonder if a squirt bottle would be cheaper? Airsoft is pretty expensive from what I remember as a kid lol
cattywampas@midwest.social 2 months ago
Monkeys are pretty smart, obviously not people smart but they’re a whole tier above cats and dogs. I doubt a water gun would work at a deterrent once they realize it’s only water.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They also might try and drink it. My husky does.
Saleh@feddit.org 2 months ago
how many monkey can you fend off with a squirt-bottle?
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Alternately, a spritz bottle with a few meters of range loaded with cheap Cheyenne/ hot pepper powder water might keep them at bay?
I’m not a local. Pissed off spicy monkeys might need an unfortunate result.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It depends on the gun. It could be one of those electric ones.
renzev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
based thailand has toy guns that actually look like guns. None of that rainbow vomit laser blaster nonsense.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Their cops probably aren’t shooting kids for holding a toy gun like ours do
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Their kids probably aren’t shooting the country up on the regular either
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Obviously, you don’t have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s a gang shoot out! blasts both children
Thank you law enforcement
Siethron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m convinced Isshin learned the way of the Glock to defend from monkeys
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is that a baby monkey she’s blasting?
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They’re macaques so chances are that’s an adult.
Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Macaques are everywhere where I’m from. That’s a juvenile. Adults are much bigger especially the males.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
The Thai’s that run the banana stall outside the forests are world class with their slingshots. Everyday for them is war.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wonder if they’re hiring, that sounds way more relaxing than my bullshit email job
Saleh@feddit.org 2 months ago
Slinging back “as per my last email”.