captainlezbian
@captainlezbian@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's literally science 2 hours ago:
The kids are wrong
- Comment on It's literally science 15 hours ago:
If that doesn’t work learn Dvorak
- Comment on You could be entitled for compensation 19 hours ago:
Why are they advertising the mineral asbestos in asbestos magazine? Surely nobody is reading that publication because they’re on the fence about the stuff?
- Comment on the end 22 hours ago:
Yeah it’s the domesticated variant of shock humor.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 1 day ago:
As a tall lady, yeah my short ex was way stronger than me. Like, I’m generally pretty strong, but she was built like a longshorewoman.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 1 day ago:
Hell adolescence to 32 is pushing green into purple territory. At a certain point you have to just accept that early adulthood involves a lot of growth, maturing, and continued development.
- Comment on Incel propaganda in my music app 1 day ago:
10 hours of that is fucking nuts. Also claiming that as dating advice is fucking hilarious.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 1 day ago:
Lol yep. Fun perk of being 5’11"
- Comment on How come in American classrooms they make another language an elective. Why not teach our kids as many languages possible that way if we go somewhere we will kind of have uper hand? 1 day ago:
That would be good, and in line with Plains Sign Language’s legacy. It was created as a trade language and adopted by the deaf. That said, sign languages are living languages and without much mass communication in them they drift pretty hard and fast. All said Plains would be a really cool choice, but French Sign Language (LSF) would probably be the most practical choice.
So yeah, if everyone could agree on a sign language to learn, my deaf ass is in.
- Comment on Anon lives in the past 1 day ago:
That’s 15 years not 5
- Comment on Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather 2 days ago:
Oof yeah that’s rough. Mine was years ago in my early 20s. She never got to see my sister become an adult, or to meet my wife, or to see me blossom into a somewhat healthy and responsible adult. Mourning is rough, but you get through it, it feels like nothing will be ok again, but you find a new ok.
- Comment on Push to eliminate sales tax on food and groceries in Missouri runs into resistance 2 days ago:
Ohio functioned remotely ok not that long ago
- Comment on The bad behavior of the richest: what I learned from wealth managers 2 days ago:
From there the “virtuous” poor are taught to internalize and value that virtue. They grow to hate the rich not for their theft of resources, time, and security, but for their vices, for their refusal to work harder than the poor should be asked to work, for their possessing the freedoms rather than denying the same to the poor. And thus eventually the vanities are burnt, puritainism takes root, and a fetishization of misery becomes the hyperreal symbol for morality and virtue, ultimately replacing them.
I will not hate the rich for any joy they take in life except where it harms those who can’t walk away. I will hate them for their theft from us and attempt to control us and for their hypocrisy to those of us who labor and our friends, family, and neighbors who cannot.
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 2 days ago:
Ace people without kinks do not have kinks and have not been included in this tier list. Neither have been the people who find people attractive but have no particular focus to their attraction beyond finding people attractive for the same reason. It’s not “I think boobs are part of what makes a woman attractive” it’s “oh I’m an absolute tit girl”. It’s just that it’s extremely common to have a sexual focus on one or more sex characteristics or a specific normative body type.
- Comment on Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather 3 days ago:
It’d be nice to catch up with my mom
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 3 days ago:
Here’s my attempt
Tier 1: primary and secondary sex characteristics (my breast fetish is cliche); indicators of health or fertility such as muscles and flat/bigger stomachs (depending on whether starvation or obesity is a bigger concern where you are). This zone is the default, people assume you’re into this.
Tier 2: other body parts such as feet, pits, body hair; extrapolations from tier 1 kinks such as lactation and post workout stink; I’ll also throw in role related ones such as mom/dad bods, being into certain professions or older/younger (adult) partners; also atypical body variants and body types not associated with health or fertility. This zone is normal but not the default
Tier 3: I’d say is where you get into light bdsm, humanoid monster fuckers, etc. This zone is stuff where it’s way more common than people act, but still not the sort of thing normal people will casually mention
Tier 4: heavier bdsm, nonhuman monsterfuckers. This is the “hear me out” zone and the realm of you know you’re kinky af, but it’s generally considered prudish to have a problem with people liking it, but not to not want to hear anything about it
Tier 5: scat, flatulence, bug chasing, and other things where even the tier 4 people are often uncomfortable with it. Typically gross and/or destructive
- Comment on i unapologetically love male pits 3 days ago:
I’m not into pits despite loving some mild sweaty smell. And no judgment to those who are, but it was very disappointing the one time I posted a pic of my boobs and just got people commenting on my pits.
- Comment on Dress smartly even when sleeping 3 days ago:
I need to dress more like Aphrodite then…
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 4 days ago:
PNW here, nope, it’s just a light rain, sometimes some sun, but that’s seasonal. Rarely there’s a storm.
The Midwest on the other hand, nah it typically gives you fair warning when it’s about to do something crazy
- Comment on Beta Animals 4 days ago:
I too am curious. How does one convince their boobs to do science? Mine are lazy and just hang around all the time.
- Comment on By what nickname do you call your wife or husband? 4 days ago:
My wife does not address me as captain
- Comment on meanwhile on instagram 5 days ago:
Maybe in the sense of this song
- Comment on Realistcly how much can be cleaned out of a house, as a child of a hourder? 5 days ago:
Yeah as someone who hoarded at a worse stage of her life and struggles with it still, the piles felt like safety and security, but they also felt overwhelming and unassailable. You have to deal with the mental health issues and nonjudgementally get the person to be ok with the cleaning bit by bit. To this day big cleans are mentally and emotionally exhausting for me, it’s just that I find messes to be also extremely stressful.
- Comment on Littering 🚯 6 days ago:
Yes, and you all understand just how controversial it is to do as well, considering that reintroducing predators is something people are trying on both our continents. Reintroducing wolves to the forests of the eastern united states may happen in my lifetime but is unlikely as the people who live where they would be enjoy hunting for meat and don’t like the idea of having to shoot wolves that get too bold. They’re currently controversially being reintroduced in the West like near Yellowstone. Other predators like cougars also need to be allowed to populate more. Even then though, nothing on this continent but humans is taking down boars. They’re giant and massively invasive, an ecological calamity.
But for the time being, hunters should be switching to lead free shot, and they should continue hunting white tail deer. Target shooters should also be using lead free shot, in general if you don’t want particles of it in your bloodstream don’t shoot with it.
- Comment on Littering 🚯 6 days ago:
We killed the predators on a lot of our continent. Deer hunting is ecologically necessary here. And thats before we get into the boar problem
- Comment on Always there, just waiting. 1 week ago:
Man up and grow a pear
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 1 week ago:
Onions, beans, cheddar, and of course the spaghetti. Gotta go with a 5 way
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 1 week ago:
If it ain’t a five way why bother
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 1 week ago:
Mustard, mayo, and all. The buns get soggy but are good in it. The side of fries is optional
- Comment on Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix? 1 week ago:
I prefer an ale, or barring that a pilsner