captainlezbian
@captainlezbian@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just taking the dog for a walk in Hongdae 8 hours ago:
Also like, not my business, not my problem
- Comment on Nailed it 8 hours ago:
Many of us do, many don’t
- Comment on Those rare times when another person just thrills you 2 days ago:
Always Robertson. Seriously, I started using them because my job bought something from Canada and I had to mess with it and it was love at first screw. Flathead sucks in every way. Philips cams out too easily and isn’t held on by the bit. And vodka and orange juice are both C tier cocktail ingredients at best.
Give me Robertson and a bourbon or scotch
- Comment on Tiddies are nice but the metric system is better 2 days ago:
Frau Schmidt sprechen sie metrisch mit mir. Ich bin eine schmutzig Amerikanerin
- Comment on Tiddies are nice but the metric system is better 2 days ago:
Wait, no, please convince my countryfolk to metricate. I’m an engineer and desperately want to be able to design things in metric. It’s so much better but the average American doesn’t know a meter from a hole in their ass
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- Comment on Posting Pictures of Soapy, Just Like You Asked For Boss 3 days ago:
Show us his tits!
- Comment on It's the most wonderful time of the year! 3 days ago:
Or vodka. Really the US are the weird ones for not having popular alcoholic clamato cocktails
- Comment on Pain 3 days ago:
My problem is that she’s naked and clinging to me when my alarm goes off. Not only do I have to leave the warm bed, I have to force myself to pry off a beautiful naked woman who doesn’t want me to leave…
- Comment on Hard Out There For A Woman 4 days ago:
No, but she was a founder of the ACLU
- Comment on Hard Out There For A Woman 4 days ago:
It’s through the grace of seeking Dommes that I freed myself from my self destructive instinct towards dangerous and toxic women lol. Thankfully these days I’m married to a dangerous but completely nontoxic woman, because I really can’t handle the “picking fights out of boredom” type behavior
- Comment on Some have greatness thrust upon them 5 days ago:
Ok ngl, I would love a dildo to strap up with that’s shaped more like an estrogenized dick. Mind you it’d just be part of the arsenal, but it would be a fun twist
- Comment on Some have greatness thrust upon them 5 days ago:
I’ve got a hemorrhoid and it’s fine, just be careful, especially at first. Use pscylium husk (it’s that orange flavored powdered fiber supplement). It’ll help with anal, but more than anything it’ll help minimize the amount you need to wipe, which results in less irritation of the hemorrhoids. Bidets also help, but not with the anal.
Use lots of lube, something small at first (a pinky finger is great) and go slow, once it’s comfortable you can slowly move up in size.
This also really depends on how painful yours is. For me it’s usually fine, but occasionally it causes immense pain, which did really put a damper on anal (as did getting bottom surgery). But by being careful and not rushing I’m able to avoid the pain.
- Comment on Anon plays an RPG 1 week ago:
Yeah, but swords dance and calm mind are used.
- Comment on We live in a society... 1 week ago:
The loop induces magnetism
- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 1 week ago:
Or some kpop
- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 1 week ago:
Idk, the internet, smoking rates, queer issues, maga, americans identifying as socialists, mass surveillance, etc.
Marty would be showing up in the 90s with a mustache and crop top, confused as to why everything is smoky as hell and why so many people are calling him homophobic slurs, as he has to figure out how to get onto and use the internet. Also a lot of his slang will be incomprehensible to the people of the 90s
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 1 week ago:
International is doing electric trucks too
- Comment on Xbox lays off 268 more employees, merges Obsidian into Bethesda and puts Activision in charge of Halo 1 week ago:
Yeah that’s what the glass cliff is
- Comment on gummy 1 week ago:
Oh in Japan I saw a beer vending machine that had no age verification just on the street near my hotel. As an adult it was great since I was jet lagged and tired from a day of work, but I was also hitting up the conbini anyways so I defaulted to getting my beer with my onigiri
- Comment on gummy 1 week ago:
Japan sells beer in vending machines that don’t do age verification
- Comment on gummy 1 week ago:
Oh I get that melded with the bed sleep. I’m definitely not energized the next day, but I’m relaxed then. It’s perfect for an enjoyable Saturday evening followed by a lazy sunday. I miss it
- Comment on gummy 1 week ago:
I think higher dose pieces should be available. 300 gummies are a lot and someone who’s on chemo will struggle to put down a ton of small candies. I just think that it should have low dose options available and boldly state on the front (and back) of the package the content per individual piece. It should also have a standardized dose recommendation.
If it was saying “1mg, very low dose, perfect for beginners and fine tuning” “5mg, low dose for regular users” “10mg, medium dose for frequent users” etc then I’m totally cool with it.
Fundamentally, it should be like with everclear. A 21 year old can just buy some everclear, but it isn’t being coy about the fact that it’s over 2x the abv of hard liquor. And in general I’m in favor of alcohol also having to openly display proof or abv.
- Comment on gummy 1 week ago:
Yeah, 2.5mg is a great dose for someone with little tolerance.
I support legalized psychedelics and party drugs and for them to be available at appropriate events, but the dose problem is a concern I have for it.
- Comment on Anon listens to music 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, typical 4channer would be disappointed that the artist isn’t either of those
- Comment on Anon listens to music 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, this ain’t whatshername that had his kid and went from chud to “dark woke”. Grimes has just remained the same
- Comment on Unsure if it's just lemmy.world or all of Lemmy, but I'm suddenly getting "error" messages everywhere 2 weeks ago:
I had it really bad this morning. It’s definitely making me think I should make a secondary account for when world is down. Ugh looking up different instances…
- Comment on never forget 3 weeks ago:
It’s intended to. Epstien had some weird stuff going on relating to islam there.
- Comment on never forget 3 weeks ago:
Oh yeah I always forget about his islam kink
- Comment on We're thinking Urethra or Diphteria if it's a girl 3 weeks ago:
My friend names all her d&d characters after parts of the vulva, and it works shockingly well. Just name a man Vas Deferens
