If a Serbian nationalist hadn’t shot the damn archduke of Austria then Hideki Tojo wouldn’t’ve sank the majority of the US pacific fleet decades later.
Chad NATO
Submitted 11 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 months ago
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I first read it as “archdude” and i hereby start a petition to normalize this word
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Are you sure you want to credit us with all that? First the invisible bombers…
ZMonster@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If he hadn’t been hangry for a sandwich…
signalsayge@infosec.pub 11 months ago
I guess it’s a shitpost because Hawaii is not technically covered by NATO…
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
True, it’s the only member of the NPTO instead
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
…what…?
Aqarius@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah yes, I see the history understander has logged on again…
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mayonese-Jar is a real one <3
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
P.S.
We still haven’t forgotten 9/11.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Weird how 9/11hapoenwd on the 11th of September, the date lines up so perfectly, really makes you think 🤔
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The sad part about being an ironic moron in shitposter places is that you inevitably attract unironic morons who ruin the whole vibe :(
JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
I didn’t interpret them as being unironic. It seems fairly clear they’re playing along with the shit post.
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
You don’t deserve to get a vibe, you’re a denialist cunt
xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Ah that’s why we bombed Iran, got it
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 11 months ago
The one from 1973 right?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
Is that why you guys still kill arabs?
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
hehe NATO, the alliance for “peace”
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Are you aware of the actual reason that NATO bombed Yugoslavia?
Oh, .ml, that explains it.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Oh, .ml, that explains it.
Mayb imma jus lil fresh around here but what does that have to do with anythin?
DicJacobus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
tankie detected. opinion rejected. *
yucandu@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of their member states.
0x0@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of the US’s economic interests.
There, FTFY
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
They also pay your politicians to buy more missiles
anon@lemmings.world 11 months ago
Okay, can you think of a reason Russia “only” attacked Georgia and Ukraine in the recent past and not say Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania?
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
NATO is the reason Russia is an ultranationalist shithole in the first place idiot.
Remember the 90ies?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
NATO is the only reason Russia is its own country in the first place
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 11 months ago
“The US foreign policy enforcement gang”
yucandu@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NATO doesn’t really do much other than scare Russia and China. There were a couple of debatable interventions in Europe, and the US did demand everyone join them in Afghanistan, but not Iraq, for example. NATO doesn’t just automatically go where America goes. They have actual rules that have to be cited, like Article 5.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
🔥
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 months ago
north atlantic trade org
where peace
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Trade Org
Proppah shitepost
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 months ago
As a great man once said: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..”
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
Godric is one of those turds who voted for genocide. It’s like piece of shit worldists can’t help but celebrate the death of civilians lmao.
Godric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
?? TF are you smoking?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
what’s wholesome about a military alliance, retard? It’s people who are paid to kill people, it’s the opposite of wholesome, it’s a bunch of assholes in offices bribing politicians to spread more wars and sell more bombs? Fuck you.
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
You’re one of those genocide voters aren’t ya
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
You voted for a genocider
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Honestly, this doesn’t even make enough sense to be a shitpost