If a Serbian nationalist hadn’t shot the damn archduke of Austria then Hideki Tojo wouldn’t’ve sank the majority of the US pacific fleet decades later.
Chad NATO
Submitted 2 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I first read it as “archdude” and i hereby start a petition to normalize this word
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Are you sure you want to credit us with all that? First the invisible bombers…
ZMonster@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If he hadn’t been hangry for a sandwich…
signalsayge@infosec.pub 2 months ago
I guess it’s a shitpost because Hawaii is not technically covered by NATO…
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
True, it’s the only member of the NPTO instead
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
…what…?
Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah yes, I see the history understander has logged on again…
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mayonese-Jar is a real one <3
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
P.S.
We still haven’t forgotten 9/11.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Weird how 9/11hapoenwd on the 11th of September, the date lines up so perfectly, really makes you think 🤔
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The sad part about being an ironic moron in shitposter places is that you inevitably attract unironic morons who ruin the whole vibe :(
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 months ago
I didn’t interpret them as being unironic. It seems fairly clear they’re playing along with the shit post.
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
You don’t deserve to get a vibe, you’re a denialist cunt
xiwi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Ah that’s why we bombed Iran, got it
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 months ago
The one from 1973 right?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Is that why you guys still kill arabs?
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
hehe NATO, the alliance for “peace”
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Are you aware of the actual reason that NATO bombed Yugoslavia?
Oh, .ml, that explains it.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Oh, .ml, that explains it.
Mayb imma jus lil fresh around here but what does that have to do with anythin?
DicJacobus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
tankie detected. opinion rejected. *
yucandu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of their member states.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No, they are an alliance for defense. Nothing peaceful about it, they will fuck you up with military force if you mess with any one of the US’s economic interests.
There, FTFY
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
They also pay your politicians to buy more missiles
anon@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Okay, can you think of a reason Russia “only” attacked Georgia and Ukraine in the recent past and not say Estonia, Latvia or Lithuania?
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
NATO is the reason Russia is an ultranationalist shithole in the first place idiot.
Remember the 90ies?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
NATO is the only reason Russia is its own country in the first place
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2 months ago
“The US foreign policy enforcement gang”
yucandu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
NATO doesn’t really do much other than scare Russia and China. There were a couple of debatable interventions in Europe, and the US did demand everyone join them in Afghanistan, but not Iraq, for example. NATO doesn’t just automatically go where America goes. They have actual rules that have to be cited, like Article 5.
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
🔥
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
north atlantic trade org
where peace
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Trade Org
Proppah shitepost
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
As a great man once said: “What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..”
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Godric is one of those turds who voted for genocide. It’s like piece of shit worldists can’t help but celebrate the death of civilians lmao.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
?? TF are you smoking?
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
what’s wholesome about a military alliance, retard? It’s people who are paid to kill people, it’s the opposite of wholesome, it’s a bunch of assholes in offices bribing politicians to spread more wars and sell more bombs? Fuck you.
YknsNMo000@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
You’re one of those genocide voters aren’t ya
yesukwunt@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
You voted for a genocider
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Honestly, this doesn’t even make enough sense to be a shitpost