JackbyDev
@JackbyDev@programming.dev
Professional developer and amateur gardener located near Atlanta, GA in the USA.
- Comment on Infinite Monkey Theorem 5 hours ago:
Worse, creationists use the “watch maker’s paradox” as evidence of creation. Same idea but watch parts in a washing machine.
- Comment on Infinite Monkey Theorem 5 hours ago:
The funny thing is, if you truly have infinite monkeys, it doesn’t matter if they’re using it correctly or not. There is an infinite amount of them.
- Comment on Pens in Space 8 hours ago:
I misread you as saying pencils are dust free.
- Comment on Pens in Space 8 hours ago:
You’re just raising the question about why the pencils cost over $100 if all pencils are dust free. What was so special about them when the special pens were so cheap?
- Comment on Pens in Space 8 hours ago:
It makes more sense if you think of it as enflammable. Indent and indebted at examples of this “in-” prefix. merriam-webster.com/…/flammable-or-inflammable
- Comment on Infinite Monkey Theorem 9 hours ago:
If you have an infinite amount of monkeys and they’re all typing truly randomly, then an infinite number of them would get it correct on the first try. Which is sort of weird to think about lol.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 4 days ago:
Don’t you know that it’s sinful for men to lust for their wife’s pleasure?? /s obviously
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 4 days ago:
“Where’s the poop knife?”
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
“Hey SnausagesinaBlanket! I’m a producer of Beat Bobby Flay. You’ve been selected to participate! Congratulations! Please let use know your planned dishes and ingredients so we can have them available on our set.”
- Comment on WTF is the teacher doing 4 days ago:
Bro literally hit her hair.
- Comment on 'There Are So Few Of Us Left': Even Full-Time Games Journalists At Big Websites Are Feeling It In 2025 4 days ago:
It’s so crazy to me that ads pay less and subscriptions cost more.
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 4 days ago:
They’re either making stuff up or probably talking about how some culture or religion supposedly banned cunnilingus for a thousand years, or at least considered it taboo.
- Comment on Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version 4 days ago:
without controversy
Anno 1800 was an Epic exclusive (and Ubisoft’s Uplay) for a year on release.
- Comment on Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys 5 days ago:
Idk, anon could just be extremely anti theist. Aggressively atheist and libertarian are also 4chan stereotypes from the time.
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 1 week ago:
Yes, the “not supported” thing is just their terminology. They could decide to stop pushing them at any time. Though technically they could pull the plug on anything whenever, but they’re explicitly saying “we might stop supporting these unsupported Windows 11 installations at any time.”
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 1 week ago:
They didn’t get rid of it, they’re allowing you to upgrade to 11 and calling it unsupported. Just like 10 is unsupported.
- Comment on shrimp colour drama 1 week ago:
In my head as they evolve and learn how it works they customize their antenna to fit their needs. But yeah, that would be funny. Like Signs but shorter. They land somewhere quiet electromagnetically. Could even make it one of those super sensitive telescopes you can’t take any devices near for a bit of dramatic irony. There are some frequencies that are more quiet than others but most are pretty noisy. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to time travel to the past and see how much noise there is compared to now.
- Comment on shrimp colour drama 1 week ago:
Good luck sending messages that bounce off the atmosphere without RF though.
- Comment on Anon orders food 1 week ago:
It’s such a cruel thing that compliments from partners don’t feel the same as compliments from strangers. My wife has been telling me parts of my body are attractive for agres, but I didn’t really internalize it until I heard it from others as well.
- Comment on shrimp colour drama 1 week ago:
Because white light from an LED bulb is not all spectrums of light. It’s 3. It’s pure red, pure green, and pure blue that stimulates our cones equally so our brain can’t tell the difference. Like how TVs can make any color out of just three colors of sub pixel.
White light from an incandescent bulb is all spectrums of light. Through a prism it makes a rainbow. White LEDs through a prism make three stripes. For more information of this and some visuals check out this article. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_rendering_index
- Comment on shrimp colour drama 1 week ago:
I’ve been thinking about how a species with a metal horn could evolve to use it as a radio and even a hive mind.
- Comment on shrimp colour drama 1 week ago:
Like infrared and ultraviolet? Yeah, there are animals that see those.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 1 week ago:
Your lack of success dating probably has something to do with you saying shit like this
Found another woman.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 1 week ago:
attacking someones personality (that they don’t know at all) is typically done by women.
Miss me with this misogynistic bull shit.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 1 week ago:
Stop overthinking it. Unless there really is some additional context you’re not sharing (not accusing you of that, but I try to be skeptical with tales like these, AITA posts broke me lol) then I don’t think you’ve done anything wrong. Some people just have landmines. Sometimes they know about them, sometimes they don’t. Sometimes they realize it was stepped on, sometimes they don’t.
Even if it wasn’t that and she only wanted a passionate fling and you wanted something lasting, this would’ve happened eventually. It’s hard, but try to remember the fun for what it was and don’t overthink this. Self reflection is important, no doubt, but this doesn’t seem like the time.
- Comment on At least Quark had some integrity. 1 week ago:
How often has that happened to you?
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 1 week ago:
My best guess is that she wanted things to be slow emotionally and has baggage associated with Valentine’s day.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 1 week ago:
All that but getting a handie.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 1 week ago:
They’re likely describing the 45+ group which they mentioned being the exception.
- Comment on Anon is worried about men 1 week ago:
but she cancelled because I asked her to be my Valentine on Valentine’s Day.
You can’t just say that and not provide the rest of the story. Do you have the transcript still? Because either you’re lying or this is the wildest thing ever. Either way I think we’d want to see.