ChicoSuave

@ChicoSuave@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yes⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Instead of the jacket it’ll be a white gown with matching 4 post cuffs and sheets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What makes a man?⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she’s feeling phreaky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Reportedly by Jack Handey from SNL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just wash your hands or something after, Junior.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  More like blindly follow orders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There is another… Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World Map⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Antistralia fauna bites heal you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Video] Hasan Piker wonders why he is banned from the UK but Elon Musk is not after inciting race-riots in Belfast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Called out Israeli spying and interfering with American politics through AIPAC and dark money. Israel was also found to be spying on the president and his administration - why would such a close ally spy on their friends? Because they aren’t friends. Israel is invading America.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data centers get tax breaks. Not you though.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohio is the upper Midwest Mississippi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What was your question again?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I embraced giving the answers I want to give. People around me say I trauma dump a lot. The real me is trauma I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome to industrialization, bitchass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Slavery is literally “any job that can be done can be forced to be done”

  Quality doesn’t matter, only ends justifying means

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They be chompin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get that abomination of a waffle fry out of here. It’s kind isn’t welcome here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I love seeing protesters shot in the face, triggered yet, librul???"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tankies are conservative. The title is different but the political positions are the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NightmareNightmareNightmare⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My third eye is open⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well fuck. Now I’m cursed to live out the mathematical perfection of infinite iterative repetition. Stupid pineal gland.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a Tootsie Roll, Fatso!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  By the rules of the day, he would be renamed to Slim

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well now I want to⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of Allegra chicken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i'm fucking devastated but there are no exception⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Europe is not ready for a Talladega caliber Floridaman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh you're gonna be a horny bard again thing campaign? Here's your dice.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now twerking can be both a critical hit and a fumble

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨intruder alert⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[title]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These chemicals have been assigned moral and intrinsic value based on how they affect us. In a universe of unfeeling, indifferent chemicals we derive meaning. Like divining order in a storm of chaos. The miracle is that we can find meaning in the meaningless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Splinter Cell designer says “one of the difficulties with modern stealth games” is realistic lighting, as environments are now so much “harder to read”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In a world where game designers decided “yellow” means “climb here”, it seems crazy that a stealth game can’t be made with better lighting and textures because it becomes readable. That’s the point of stealth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fingers crossed for a playable Eomer stamping out orc raids across Rohan. Maybe with a tragic goal of “can’t stop them all but can buy time for the people who banished me”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Babylon Bee, the source of this, is a far right clone of the Onion but doesn’t quite understand how punchlines work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Science gained a scientist that day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hi everyone, I'm French Fry Noob – a 1999 Chinese gamer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t work in games. I’m just a player.

  With that backstory you worked to play games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're somehow always baffled that their cakes are melting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That raspberry is why I skip the credits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He quits smoking and it becomes a minor character arc for him as he needs to find something to do with his hands. He ends up asking for pencils a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo Confirms It Has Under-Wraps Switch 2 Games Due Later This Year, as Share Price Drops Following Console Price Hike⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asian parents always underestimate their children

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yummy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you’re getting your fiber

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any minute now...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re thinking of the other TPUSA guy Bill Montgomery, who was a fan of medical conspiracies like COVID until it killed him. Truly lived how he died, not using oxygen right and afraid.