ChicoSuave

@ChicoSuave@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great grandaddy bur oak⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Some plant aliens land and discover the air itself gets them pregnant from all the pollen freely flying around from such numerous and primitive plant life. Terra is the plant equivalent of an unbridled sex planet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrorposting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “taking the toilet won’t stop people from going to the bathroom”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  SLI is back!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad his trans, black girlfriend wasn't able to save his life following his fentanyl overdose. RIP ♥️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss him because he was already hit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am machine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You take credit which does not belong to you. The microbes do the actual work of turning things into poop. You sit there festering while demanding the germs give up their labor as sustenance and you take all the credit for their work. If they unionize you’ll know from the fever as they take back their work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why conservative men repeatedly crash Grindr⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re so kind. I figured he was raping any child at any age. The only thing Trump talks about with a smile is sex so he will take any opportunity for it. Doesn’t need the 1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Identify AI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The hair is too tame

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lik the bone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Conceivably you could do this with any similar skin type to a tongue so wet nipples and genitals would also stick to bone. Boners are the unlikely but accurate technical term for the application.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple, Stupid, and it always works⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m old enough to remember learning about these the hard way

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise words⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ralph, what does that actually mean? Raise my words? How about I raise my standards and get a new dog?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The developers have a lot of choices in their approach to piracy and they chose a company that makes performance killing restraints that runs concurrent to the software causing poor performance. The game could be fun and run well but it is saddled by the poor business choices of the developer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FADED. 🥴⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve designed entire realistic ballistic physics models for games and mods,

  That’s so cool. Which ones?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon beats his meat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know it’s not real because the web address is pornbruv.uk instead of pornbruv.co.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An uplifting message for you.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So every moment we are alive it’s the worst moment to be alive? Whoa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make sure there is no bath salts in the milk before drinking.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything to not look like a 12 yo boy who is desperate to be at the adults table. What a choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More of a Jersey cotton kinda guy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Viscose bamboo is the way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes he coaches football, how did you know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mom really love NBC Good News tonight. How come there isn't a show where they report on the good news of the day instead of all the bad crap all the time?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s ironic is that advertisers limit speech because they don’t like upsetting content and should love a good news channel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Helldivers 2 Community needs to get a fucking grip on itself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Teach why Fascism is bad and doomed to failure instead of telling people they can’t tell one kind of joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotcha, boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cops and small town racism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America Cannot Withstand the Economic Shock That’s Coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For most of America this is meaningless since this “shock” is coming from a stock market that has been detached from average American wealth for a generation. Stocks and speculative markets like it are a way for the rich to get richer and now it turns out that the music is stopping and there aren’t enough chairs for all the bag holders. Some rich folks are going to lose it all and become regular and broke like the rest of us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sherlock empty😔 Watson return😊⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not even Martin Freeman. Sad slop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Convicted Paedophile Was Chosen as a Parliamentary Candidate by Reform UK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  would’ve guessed he’s more in the cryptobro workplace harassment wing of the party.

  It’s called networking, look it up. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The list is realistically so much longer.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is all American stuff. What about British, German, French, Russian, Japanese, Chinese atrocities and coverups? God knows there are terrible secrets along them all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The list is realistically so much longer.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s inappropriate about it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thank u, next💜⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s “performance art”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ali got the Wiki "was"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re in the War Thunder forums too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is toothpaste supposed to be sealed or is this how shitty the products just are now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do this kind of work and we really do care. Don’t let one company convince you all hate you. Some really do try and want your business and good will. It means they get more business and you are happy, win-win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is toothpaste supposed to be sealed or is this how shitty the products just are now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On the tube, in small print along the back, is a thing that says “tell us what you think” and a way to contact them. Send them that picture and they will likely send you a few tubes in exchange for that one. They will want it for the batch number on it for QA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Nirvana song starts playing*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They should dip it again and call it a Gob.