The Ocean

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• KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The real reason…

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  • aeharding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Bout to say, pic needs more nudibranchs

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Reasons the ocean doesn’t suck:

  It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.

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• oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You can’t walk on it

  Skill issue.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why don’t you rub it in, Jesus. 🙄

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Whales are like “we had legs and didn’t like it. Twice. Typical topside bottom dwellers.”

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• cymbal_king@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Spongebob knew what was up Image

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mammal traitors is such a hilarious way to describe whales

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Flipper-floppers is also acceptable

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• piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Whines about darkness but likes the weirdos that dwell in the darkness? Odd take

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• Bunbury@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t diss manatees like that. They are giant floating ocean potatoes with a temperament somewhere between snorlax and a puppy.

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• Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You mean the original turn coats?

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was “grow some breasts”. Turns out, whales do have nipples

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  can’t walk on it

  Then how come Toad the Wet Sprocket has a song about walking on the ocean? 🤔

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