Siegfried

@Siegfried@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody gets one [choose wisely]⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I want my teeth back and healthy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not just kind, it's kinder⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Scheißpfosten*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, i struggle… cause i don’t know where to find them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actually I see something completely different⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A hornylla*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can drive from gibraltar to Edinburgh and still be in UK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please can we make Soulslikes easier????? I can't handle the levels but want to feel leik a gamer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Respect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-report⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, i didnt read the book. Put a spoiler tag and tell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please can we make Soulslikes easier????? I can't handle the levels but want to feel leik a gamer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Elden ring is balanced, lets you avoid bosses, gives you tons of tools to deal with them and nonlinearity lets you level as much as you want before facing the real threats. You can pretty much make it through the game without having to get too good.

  Of course, some bosses are quite difficult, but they are either avoidable or ver late game.

  Also, you can always go for the Cheese Master 9000 of lances + shield.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since we're doing magic eyes now...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, its the first time that i manage to see one of these magic eye images… but I need to ask. Most of this seem to be inverted (i see mountains as sinks, lakes and rivers are higher than peaks). Is this intended? I’m interpretint it wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't mess with me bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  AI + photoshop, maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ocean⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was “grow some breasts”. Turns out, whales do have nipples

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could you fcking not.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goku didn’t die for our sins for us to end up doing this kind of unholy shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨prediction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Predicted as if it wasnt planned… it’s a leak

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human d–ks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting a New Delicious Dessert for a Year [Day 1]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How is this thing called? Where is ir from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Con todo el enriedo con separatistas qué hay en España hubiera esperado un mayor empuje nacionalista en las escuelas… Acá en Argentina es así, nacionalismo ciego y revisionismo en las escuelas, pero revisionismo selectivo. Un maldito asco.

  Traer de vuelta a Franco? Es joda? Pensé que era re contra taboo. Acá a veces se dice “con videla estábamos mejor” pero es más en chiste para decir que hay que mandar todo a la mierda… (espero)

  #ConLaCasaDeAustriaEstabamosMejor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have a good king/gov if they arent bashing swallow patriotism into your skull in school… where are you from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pirates are Popular⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Free papers = free access to information LLMs = trash

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Converting numbers is easy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, I see you picked a pretty small hill to die in…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not for me, tho⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've got to stick up for the little guy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nintendo funded Hamas though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally this community⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2meirl4meirl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know you degenerates want it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks… still dont know what does OP mean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know you degenerates want it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  High quality shitpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is it normal to feel tired for weeks after running and doing yoga every day for almost 6 months?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Positive feedback

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do I need to make it anymore obvious?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DEUTSCHER ORDEN

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How does this story end? I mean, did the girl that swore to be a skating champion achieved her dreams⛸️✨️♥️?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking lamp⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A.E.I.O.U.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, Round Earthers 🌍⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an inverse round earther. The earth is round, only we are on the wrong side of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only my parents knew⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  R34