Submitted 2 months ago by diemartin@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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My daughter happened upon Happy tree friends at about 4 or 5 years old lol. She absolutely loved it, and there was no taking it away. Luckily she was born with the ability to realize the difference between real life and make believe, and she turned out just fine.
Ffs, she’s only messily killed 2 of her friends. And one of those was an accident.
She was definitely not born with that ability…
I mean, Grimm’s Fairy Tales are similar levels of absurd violence lol
Or google Struwwelpeter if you wanna see what German kids are exposed to. Happy tree friends is tame in comparison.
It honestly isn’t a show an adult is likely to watch.
Someone’s about to get trauma
You mean a core memory?
Oh my.
Somebody’s grandma is gonna buy that for their grandson and the cycle will continue
T̵̨̂ẖ̵̽ĕ̴̬ ̸̬̊c̶͍̔y̴̰̔c̶̻̚l̴̯̇e̶̝̚ ̶̹̇M̶̟̽U̷̬̿S̸͉̊T̸͍̾ ̵̨̃c̷̱̉o̸͓̚n̵͇̉t̸̢̓ỉ̵͇n̸̜̋ư̸̩ẻ̶̞ ̷̥̂t̵͙͋h̸̼͌r̵̢̀o̷͉͆u̴̕͜g̸̘͝h̴̢͂ ̶̒͜t̷̬͛h̶̞̉ē̴̱ ̷͍̑g̸͔̈́ē̸̠ņ̸̎é̷̲r̸̲̆â̶̩t̵̢͐i̶̘͛ô̴͕n̴͕̅s̶̘̔ ̴͎͊f̸͓̈ơ̷̹ṛ̶̈ ̸̡̾a̸̯͐l̵̛͇l̸̺̓ ̸̗̀ḙ̴̂t̴̗̿ê̷̱r̴͎͒ǹ̶͉i̵̓͜t̴̬͒ỳ̵͔
okay harbinger cool down
Am... Am I on speaker!?
Oh I miss those cartoons a lot, we watched it with friends and we couldn’t stop laughing all the time.
You fellas laughed about the poor animals dying?!! :d
All day long. The mix of cute animals and the nonchalant gore plus funny noises was peak comedy. Probably among the best stuff on YouTube ever.
ah, another man of culture, i see.
You got any kinder eggs? These eggs just told me to f*** off.
Now this is a true schizer post.
Scheißpfosten*
Ah yes, the thinking man’s “R-worded Animal Babies”
A is for ASS!
Ummm wtf get played on that? I’m scared what it could be.
Cartoon Animals getting ripped apart by various means. Accidentally walking into a wood chipper, jumping into a barrel of razorwire, etc. pretty graphic.
Not to mention hilarious.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Or…its the German word for children
Drewmeister@lemmy.world 2 months ago
While yes, Happy Tree Friends is probably not for kids despite how it might look
AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I kinda think it was made with the intention kids would be exposed to it by mistake.
Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
German media company managers are still think “Oh it’s a cartoon, it must be for children!” No, they haven’t hear the shot…
jaaake@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The German words on the sign in the background support your observation
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
day vay day
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t envy you after letting your kid watch happy tree friends. Good luck with the nightmares.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I reckon OP realized that but was more amused by the literal gore cartoon in the Kinder section and the title of the post is an entirely separate joke
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
(1 month later) Correct
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
No, that would be Bratzen
simplejack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s German?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 months ago
It's a big country in Europe with a lot of people in it. But that's not important right now.