diemartin

@diemartin@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me rephrase:

  I know Github is somewhat despised around here (because it’s owned by Microsoft), but there’s a site named Guthib.com whose only purpose is telling people they spelled “Github” wrong.

  This post reminded me of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, lemmy . worf

  Worf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know GH bad and all that, but there’s guthib.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test sparks mocking online: ‘His aura screams kale salad’⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of this:

  Screenshot from The Simpsons Movie. Krusty is eating a Krusty Burger with a happy face. In the background there’s a pig.

  Director: Action.

  Krusty: Hey, hey! It’s your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!

  [Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]

  Director: And we’re clear.

  [Krusty spits out the hamburger.]

  Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nothing & no one is safe from this plague⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In the name of the Divorced Father, the Child Neglect, and the Holy Musk.

  This sermon brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS®™ and Grok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gulf of America/Mexico⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, really. I just stole it from someone who stole it from someone who stole it from… Back when he announced his intention to change the name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gulf of America/Mexico⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell them it’s the

  Gulf of Gexico

  Now for a serious note, I’ll recognize the name “Gulf of America” if and only if they admit that America is the whole continent, and that the country has no actual name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living la vida loca⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never heard of Timbaland before (and I only knew Aaliyah by name), but now I’ll avoid it.

  Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living la vida loca⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never heard of Timbaland before, but now I’ll avoid it.

  Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Living la vida loca⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure what the third sentence means. Some context pls?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨real!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of nazis fled to Argentina, where “pete” is slang for blowjob.

  I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere, but too tired rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jealousy, turning saints into the sea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just can’t look, it’s killing me She’s talking to pest control

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assigned myself one of these things but why do they exist?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, nice to know, thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assigned myself one of these things but why do they exist?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that client-specific? I bounce between Voyager and Jerboa for reasons. Voyager has user tags, and I have some people tagged as “Fave” there, but I can’t find that in Jerboa.

  I rarely use the web interface, and haven’t looked there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you look at the time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🕕 🕕🕕 🕕🕕 🕒

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sacrifice for the greater good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s 2075 and my neuralink glitches out and I get to see the beautiful night sky for 13 seconds without ads (it’s been 17 years)

• Please, heve mercy! I hoarded housing as an investment and I need you to pay for it!sh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pls?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If he doesn’t pick up after ringing once I’ll just hang up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pls?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pls?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ok Dale

• pls?sh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Advertisements⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember kids: despite what the ad industry may claim, they’re running arbitrary code on your devices, so it’s your moral duty to not so politely tell them to fuck off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the worst case yet.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If GH can stand for P as in hiccough, OUGH can stand for O as in dough, PHTH can stand for T as in phthisis, EIGH can stand for A as in neighbor, TTE can stand for T as in gazette, and EAU can stand for O as in plateau, then you could write “potato” as “ghoughphtheightteeau”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Use coupon code NOMOBLOOD to get one free(*) bottle of water(**)!

  (*) Promo valid only on purchases of $1000 or more (**) Not cold”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I accidentally 0.3 away. Is this dangerous?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤣🤣🤣🤣⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Variation of the “Don’t Tread On Me” logo. A muscle car with its hood painted in the style of the Transgender Flag is running over a snake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no aneurysm like badly translated Chinese aneurysm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can u get pregante if use condom men?

• Swayzesh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sporgleborgvent #20⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No…! Not the pineapple under the sea! 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no aneurysm like badly translated Chinese aneurysm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Comdonents? Condoments? Condiments?