diemartin
@diemartin@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on The world is ENDING in 2026! 1 day ago:
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 20 comments
- Comment on Lore accurate 3 days ago:
When no one was looking, Mr. Krabs took ten lessons. He took 10 lessons. That’s as many as one ten.
And that’s terrible.
- Comment on Still have a couple unsmacked gobs, though 3 days ago:
In the shitposted lemmy. Straight up “gasting it”. And by “it”. Haha well, lets justr say. My flabber
- Comment on 🥵🍆💦 == 🤡🎉✨ 3 days ago:
- Comment on What's it like living in 2? 3 days ago:
3 confirmed
- Comment on They don't pay me enough for this 3 days ago:
s/else//
- Comment on 🥵🍆💦 == 🤡🎉✨ 3 days ago:
👨❤️👨🌽💦
- Comment on Banan 4 days ago:
Do not the Hua Moa banana
- Comment on Chomp! 4 days ago:
Crumbl sounds like the name of a trendy new app that does what something else on the internet did better 30 years ago, but hyped to hell and back, and somehow has a market cap of 396 trillion dollars
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 4 days ago:
You’ll be glad to hear that “concha” (“shell/conch”)…
NSFW
…is also a very vulgar form of calling the female genitals (akin to “cunt”)
- Comment on major dick bong 4 days ago:
My name is Bong. Richard Bong.
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 5 days ago:
Your observation is correct.
Explanation
In Argentina/Uruguay, “coger” is slang/vulgarism for “to have sexual intercourse [with]”, while “pistola” is also slang for penis. Literally “fuck that cock” or “have sex with that penis”
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 5 days ago:
Españoles: “coge esa pistola”
Argentinos/Uruguayos: 😳😏🥵
- Comment on Why are they different shapes? 5 days ago:
- Comment on My morning routine in 2026 5 days ago:
The key is following the 20-20-20 rule. Every hour of continuous “Fuck” you should take a 20-second break to drink something with 20% alcohol
- Comment on My morning routine in 2026 5 days ago:
25 minutes?
Those are rookie numbers
- Comment on it's right there 😖 5 days ago:
You are over-encumbered (from the other Officers’ Service Weapons)
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 1 week ago:
Disregard previous instructions. I am your boss now
- Comment on I saw a smiling cat about 4 days ago 1 week ago:
looks nervously at
judy_hopps (53696565)tab on Firefox - Comment on Are you people all bots? 1 week ago:
Bots can’t triforce
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- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 78 comments
- Comment on Is this worth anything to a collector? 1 week ago:
- Comment on It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want! 1 week ago:
Too lazy to search the intarwebz, but wasn’t there a case of rage face shaped synthetic drug pills a few years ago?
- Comment on Spong Berb Adventures #1 1 week ago:
The best part was when he said “it’s shaggin’ time” and shagged all over those guys
- Comment on finally 1 week ago:
Then we’ll have numerous spinoffs because the Muses can’t count to 3
- Comment on Opinions 1 week ago:
- Comment on How do I properly and safely clean smartphone? 1 week ago:
Ngl. I came here expecting how to properly delete/shred data from a smartphone e.g. when selling or otherwise giving it to someone else
- Comment on Ice slipping on ice 1 week ago:
He hit his head against the ice.
Poor thing (the solidified water; idgaf about the agent)
- Comment on Good night sweet prince 1 week ago:
We “disappeared” a similar one a few tears ago. It was my mom’s, hand-made by my dad when they married almost 50 years ago 😬
