An intelligence of pure malevolence.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Technically, its not their fault, they were made that way and have no means of changing themselves…

  But that doesn’t change that they functionally are agents of evil.

  … They’re basically Orcs, but with even less agency.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Goddamn it feels good to be a gansta.

    Pee Cee Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?!

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  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Like that fucking snitch deserves.

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• youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every printer is a fucking snitch.

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• Missmuffet@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not mine, its from the 90s and i wish to be buried with it

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• ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh, you need to print a form before going to the airport because of some outdated entry requirement? Sure, I will jam the paper 3 times, ask for a magenta cartridge after failing printing, even if you are printing black only, and then i will ask to sacrifice your first born when you are getting desperate to print and leave!

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• darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m also pretty sure that cats understand human languages and just choose to ignore us most of the time.

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• raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They were forged in the evil foundries of Hewlett Packard

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil

  (seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)

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• Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not the printers themselves that are evil. They were just made this way by their overlords.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have had exactly zero problems with the two Brother laser printers I’ve owned for the last 20 years.

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  • tyler@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I haven’t had problems with printers on Linux or Mac. Literally just windows that is shit honestly.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  not the printers. the horrible people behind them.

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• FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’re just proto-Daleks, everybody knows this.

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