SkyezOpen
@SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
- Comment on Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳 1 day ago:
Is that the thing jfk had?
- Comment on Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show 1 week ago:
The bachelor is basically vault 69. Amazon is late to the party.
- Comment on rest in pepperoni 1 week ago:
I’m not super familiar with btb except that they cover bastards like kissinger. To see that they did a 4 hour episode on the DILBERT GUY… Jesus christ.
- Comment on Hostile architecture 1 week ago:
The xSlut by Elon Musk is on hold after several dicks were bitten off during testing. What’s that? Nevermind I just received word that they’re moving to immediate deployment.
- Comment on Caw caw 2 weeks ago:
The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.
- Comment on Get on that grindset 2 weeks ago:
Testing DNA destroys the cells you’re testing, so if you test enough cells in a human embryo to be sure that the edits worked, it dies.
I feel like we’re ignoring the obvious solution here. Stick the kids with an AIDS needle and see what happens! /s
- Comment on My kitten loves his hammock in the bathroom window, but my neighbor's trash pile ruins pictures 3 weeks ago:
They just don’t want me to build my rat army because I will become unstoppable.
- Comment on How about the digestive system? 4 weeks ago:
Sometimes I tell my girlfriend I’m going to use every hole she has, then try to stick it up her nose. Now I realize I can get way more creative.
- Comment on Wilford! 4 weeks ago:
Blocked airway it is.
- Comment on So upset during the holidays! 4 weeks ago:
My understanding is that phrase is used to push against people using “x-mas.” If that’s the case for those neighbors, sit them down for a PowerPoint on the Greek letter chi and it’s use.
- Comment on *Everybody now!* 5 weeks ago:
SPEAK UP BROTHER I CAN’T HEAR YOU
- Comment on Grammar Nazis... 5 weeks ago:
Oh, I use ‘is’ than ‘are’?
Rather than.
- Comment on I'm not even gay 5 weeks ago:
One of the reason I love Deconstruction Zone. The host has degrees in biblical studies, reads biblical Hebrew and Greek, and was a pastor for 20 years. When Christians complain about “but the context” he drags them through the context face first.
Fun fact: the “love your neighbor” bit literally only refers to those actually close to you. I don’t remember the exact word but it’s generally accepted to refer to only Hebrews. Also a few verses later God tells you exactly who you’re allowed to enslave (anyone from foreign nations).
- Comment on I'm not even gay 5 weeks ago:
we can’t control who we love
yes we can
The biggest self report. It means they are gay/bi and choosing to repress it. They think everyone feels that way.
- Comment on I'm not even gay 5 weeks ago:
Literally this times 45,000 and that’s Christianity today.
- Comment on life hack 5 weeks ago:
Was this from season 4 episode 11 of your study documents?
- Comment on life hack 5 weeks ago:
Against all odds, the one you were born into. Isn’t that convenient?
- Comment on Is audiophile bullshit cheating? 5 weeks ago:
No thanks, I’ll keep using my coat hangers
- Comment on If you are a guy living with a woman you know THIS 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on How Do Experts Turn Sheep Hide Into Soft Leather? 5 weeks ago:
Nah this is clearly leatehrhub. Totally different.
- Comment on This is a real tweet. Might not be him though 5 weeks ago:
They gotta churn one out every 10 years or they lose the ip. That’s why they’re dogshit movies.
- Comment on Finally 5 weeks ago:
It seems wholesome on the surface, but in reality goku is there to fight the child cancer survivor because his whole deal is to fight strong opponents.
- Comment on too soon? 5 weeks ago:
I appreciate a bureaucratic fuck up as much as the next guy, but when the hard math is 300 armed dudes outside and 1 armed dude shooting kids in a school for the entire runtime of Shrek, I have no benefit of the doubt left to give. Maybe if it was a dog with a gun they would’ve shot it 30 seconds after arriving on scene.
- Comment on He definitely belongs on the naughty list 1 month ago:
- Comment on 1 month ago:
When I am supreme overlord, artists will get free food and housing. But like, it’s gonna suck really bad because tortured artists make the best art.
- Comment on From a PC building guide. 1 month ago:
That may be so, but my balls remain un-sat upon.
- Comment on From a PC building guide. 1 month ago:
Not when boxer briefs exist!
- Comment on I dunno anymore man 1 month ago:
www.tiktok.com/…/7331403289419877674
For those that don’t want to go to TikTok (I know I’m sorry but it’s the original and I can’t rehost it right now), it’s a dude in a corn suit screaming korn lyrics to the instrumental from “what does the fox say”
- Comment on Why do .ml users get a bad rep? 1 month ago:
Yeah already took the correction below.
- Comment on Why do .ml users get a bad rep? 1 month ago:
Actually you’re right, I misspoke. The comment said that modern Russia isn’t anywhere near USSR ideals, to which I said makes it even more baffling that tankies support it. A
So yes, it’s not AES, which makes it obvious that tankies supporting Russia are anti-us campists and not anti imperialists.
