SkyezOpen
@SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
- Comment on Crazy how it does that 1 week ago:
My phone got force updated to gemini and I kind of dig it. Mainly because when I told it to navigate to costco and it asked whether I wanted to go to the bakery or the food court I said “whichever one because they’re in the same building you fucking clanker” it just routed me to one of them instead of saying “sorry, I don’t understand” like Google assistant usually did.
Realistically though, using an LLM for natural language processing should have happened years ago and I’m pissed it’s so enshittified now that it’s finally happened.
- Comment on Haiku 2 weeks ago:
My knees are already about an inch from the seat in front of me in economy. How about airlines replace seats with ship style bunks so I can fly in relative comfort.
- Comment on Lord Lucifer, hear my prayers 2 weeks ago:
Nah, Satan is more chill than that. The first satanic tenet:
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
- Comment on card 5 weeks ago:
Ah, a player on a budget I see.
/s
Though certain formats can get outta hand, and we’ll not even speak of competitive vintage here.
- Comment on An intelligence of pure malevolence. 1 month ago:
You mean printers aren’t literally sentient? Wow, what insight.
- Comment on We've finally found the cure 1 month ago:
You know how when you gag, you produce a thick slimy mucous? Basically imagine that but all over the place. That’s proper sloppy toppy.
- Comment on We've finally found the cure 1 month ago:
The joke is that it’s always the most disgusting sex act that person can conceive of. Basically a venture bros themed aristocrats.
- Comment on Anon is a youtuber 2 months ago:
Testosterone is magic but that’s a lot of magic
- Comment on Paycheck to paycheck 2 months ago:
Oh yeah I forgot about the fascism. I just hate them because they’re snobby bitches.
- Comment on Paycheck to paycheck 2 months ago:
Better than the thalmor cosplay. Ew.
- Comment on RuneScape's monthly membership now costs as much as a World of Warcraft subscription as Jagex announces its second price hike in less than 2 years 2 months ago:
Other commenter got it. 200 hours is just JUST to get through the main story that unlocks the other stuff. The “other stuff” is like 95% of the content and the main story is just the barrier to entry.
- Comment on RuneScape's monthly membership now costs as much as a World of Warcraft subscription as Jagex announces its second price hike in less than 2 years 2 months ago:
Honestly can’t comprehend why anyone would make alts aside from access to additional retainers for free and maybe playing across data centers, but playing the main story is a fucking GRAND EPIC ADVENTURE that takes about 200 goddamn hours. You will literally never run out of things to do on one character in ff14. Ever.
- Comment on Anon has a hobby 2 months ago:
Was it the one with the furry carpet fire hazard all over the walls or was that a different DIY bunker disaster?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Meanwhile…
- Comment on Men wanna be me, women wanna be with me. 2 months ago:
Much better with heelys too. You can lift up the back wheels of the cart and go full initial d.
- Comment on Plastic hinges on modern headphones 2 months ago:
The expensive ones are also made with slavery, they just charge you more for the branding.
- Comment on Incel propaganda in my music app 2 months ago:
He doesn’t even make points. He reframes the debate, moves the goalposts, and tortures definitions in such a way that his carefully worded “stance” is basically a tautology, while proving absolutely nothing. It is the most astonishing intellectual dishonesty I have ever seen.
He’s also a Christian nationalist fascist so fuck him twice.
- Comment on Ouch 2 months ago:
Sleve McDichael
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 2 months ago:
Nah it’s totally safe and will never go off without a trigger pull. Also because sig is such a good company, they’re doing free voluntary trigger assembly upgrades for the p320. Totally unrelated to anything else allegedly happening.
It’s incredible what a fucking joke sig has become.
- Comment on Good question 3 months ago:
working as an instructor
And what did you do to gain the skills necessary to instruct other people?
- Comment on McBludda Please 😫 3 months ago:
I think it’s trying to be Sal bundry. Poorly.
- Comment on 2 North American 4 you has been created 3 months ago:
I guess the proper criticism would be that we stole their shit and bastardized it. I don’t care, chicken alfredo slaps.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Yeah hot shower and jiggling the sack has worked wonders for me. Once I had to grab and twist the little bastard, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to spend hours in the er.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Last time I freeballed it to bed, one of my boys twisted around.
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 3 months ago:
Nah they’ll just turn to a poster of their dem boogeyman of the week and point at it while they screech that part.
- Comment on L shows off his investigative prowess 3 months ago:
Kira is definitely gay
- Comment on You're feeling depressed. You feel like a loser. Then you get in an elevator and see this sign. Now you know there are others way more mentally crippled than you 3 months ago:
I got carried away and now I’m going to the roof 😢
- Comment on *FREEEEM*; *sad birthday boy noises* 3 months ago:
- Comment on No Man's Sky Remnant Trailer 3 months ago:
It’s decent. Exploring and collecting different things and upgrading gear is kinda nifty. Late game stuff like settlements and fleets are time gated and annoying. Planetary vehicles confused the hell out of me. Building a vehicle pad and summoning it is much more effort than just using the literal spaceship I just parked. Combat feels… Bad honestly. There’s a ton of weapon attachments but only like 2 feel viable but maybe that’s just me.
I remember space travel feeling pretty good. It’s not bullshit like starfield (where you load screen instead of actually taking off or landing) and not complex like elite dangerous (where entry has to be planned to land near your target), but a nice arcade-y feel with sick visuals.
If you can pick it up for 20 or 30 bucks I’d say it’s worth if you’re looking for a moderately chill game. There’s a ton to discover but it gets samey after a while.
- Comment on No Man's Sky Remnant Trailer 3 months ago:
I’m not gonna look up the picture but just pretend I posted the picture of makarov with the caption “remember no pre-orders”
