SkyezOpen
@SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
- Comment on Spare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this show 16 hours ago:
I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that’s real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway.
It’s also theorized that they’re IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 18 hours ago:
Double down on this, please it’ll be so funny.
- Comment on Spare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this show 20 hours ago:
No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.
- Comment on Killing Floor 3 review 1 day ago:
Yeah I assume it’s just a reset so they can go all in on monitization. But at least give us something in exchange for fucks sake.
- Comment on US education 1 day ago:
Eh, you only get a little tickle from that. Now completing a circuit across your chest is a doozy. Would not recommend.
- Comment on Killing Floor 3 review 1 day ago:
Previously, any cosmetic player skins could be matched with any perk, or class. But now each Sharpshooter, Medic and so on is a hero shooter-style named character
HAH. BYE. If I can’t play Mr Foster at all times I don’t give a fuuuuuck.
Also lifting hero shooter elements for killing floor…? Eesh.
- Comment on SNAIL PRO TIPS 2 days ago:
Me too, little snails.
- Comment on Cheat Codes Activated 3 days ago:
Casual interest yes, takes horoscopes seriously no.
- Comment on WrestleMania was running wild on you 5 days ago:
I think it’s important that Wikipedia remain unbiased and factual.
It just happens to be a fact that kissinger’s death was worthy of celebration.
- Comment on First they came for steam, then they came for itch.io . 6 days ago:
When did you jerk off last?
- Comment on Fan hacks Animal Crossing to make it compatible with GameCube Keyboard Controller and much more 1 week ago:
Their execution has already been ordered by Nintendo execs.
- Comment on You'd need to calculate the compound interest 1 week ago:
But it can buy a jet ski. Ever see a sad person on a jet ski?
(Stolen from… Tosh? I think?)
- Comment on Blunthead Slug 1 week ago:
Thing looks like a bad taxidermy of a regular snake.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
He’s not subtle enough. You already have to be some kind of racist to actually get sucked in. I’ve gone through a bunch and found exactly one comic that was funny and not explicitly offensive.
- Comment on Killing Floor 3 - Launch Trailer 1 week ago:
What’s significantly different that necessitated a third game? And is it going to be monitized to hell like 2 eventually became?
- Comment on Anon's grandpa does his own research 2 weeks ago:
Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?
- Comment on Well OK then 2 weeks ago:
A screw-on top refers to a bottle cap that you twist on and off. By leaving out the hyphen, the sign maker opened themself up to pedantry.
- Comment on 🏎️🚗🚖🚖🚘🚓🚕🚔❤️❤️❤️ 3 weeks ago:
Congratulations on COVID!
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- Comment on Bethesda is allegedly working on ‘multiple Fallout games’, including Fallout 3 Remastered, teases report 3 weeks ago:
Good lord that’s more horrific than I thought. That’s full blown MMORPG time sink levels without nearly the content of a real MMO.
- Comment on Bethesda is allegedly working on ‘multiple Fallout games’, including Fallout 3 Remastered, teases report 3 weeks ago:
The 3 people that still play 76 say it’s good now. I’ll choose to believe them and not check for myself.
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 3 weeks ago:
Get him heelys so he can stunt on the haters.
- Comment on Grok got a Nazi patch 3 weeks ago:
These are the same people that say trump wasn’t directly responsible for what happened on January 6th. So yeah, unless they have a video of Hitler saying “I am signing an order to kill all the jews” next to at least two notaries to confirm the order’s authenticity, and documented chain of custody for the film to prove it wasn’t edited, then that’s not enough proof.
Ah hell, I reminded myself of this halfway through writing youtu.be/sHQljMOQdJ4
- Comment on Is it mean to use a bird identification app to call birds in closer? 3 weeks ago:
Aren’t you Christian? Ethics are whatever you say God says they are.
- Comment on Such a welcoming community 3 weeks ago:
At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP’s time?
- Comment on Alligator Auschwitz 4 weeks ago:
Both are incredibly likely yet mutually exclusive.
Looking at her Twitter she is absolutely doubling down on there being 65 million illegal immigrants so… Probably stupid? Or just lying to piss off Republicans more. Or acting stupid to cover the racism.
Yeah it’s pretty tough.
- Comment on Alligator Auschwitz 4 weeks ago:
Still trying to decide if the that stupid or signaling that she regards every Latino as illegal.
- Comment on Religion choices 4 weeks ago:
Typically. Joel Osteen is definitely more Brody and he’s been around for ages.
- Comment on When you work for a company owned by a A..hole 4 weeks ago:
Obviously not. You order it to go, sit there awkwardly while the client eats, then bring the box of cold food to the manager who the gives it to the owner eventually.
- Comment on Rematch has a mild case of hackers moving at cheetah speeds 4 weeks ago:
Hooray EAC.
- Comment on Steam Summer Sale 2025 has begun! 4 weeks ago:
Alright already have it but for my VR bros, Into the Radius is half price at 15 right now. It’s has its own story but it’s heavily inspired by stalker. Probably the best shooter/scavenger game on VR period.