SkyezOpen
@SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
- Comment on What exactly is the reasoning behind Satan ruling Hell? 1 day ago:
Then he must’ve gotten a sweet sentencing deal because he vacations on earth all the time. Or does that count as work release?
- Comment on Anon escapes from work 1 week ago:
I remember a video, probably liveleak, of a guy jumping on one as a test or joke. It failed and he fell.
- Comment on CNC 1 week ago:
I wasn’t entirely sold until the guy wiped his dick on the curtains.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
If you want to push the straight agenda, you have Hallmark movies.
- Comment on The Pennsylvania Ave. Ikea 1 week ago:
Uv light won’t do anything to fix diarrhea.
- Comment on The Pennsylvania Ave. Ikea 1 week ago:
They have concepts of plans.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I have a Costco pack of hard boiled eggs and a tub of mayo in my fridge just so I can make egg salad on demand.
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 1 week ago:
And Serana herself is just bits of code.
See, I know this and yet she still made me feel like a piece of shit.
There’s (what I assume is) a glitch in a certain area. You lure a priest into a basement to sacrifice him to molag bal. If you take serana there, she will cower on the altar, like the priest does just before he is sacrificed. Maybe it’s just an automatic thing for followers to facilitate the quest, but I had her with me and holy shit. Considering her history it’s especially fucked up.
- Comment on New single out 1 week ago:
6 string has fret marks on 2 4 6. The bass is missing a tuning peg and the head is way too big, also fucked up fret marks. Clanker detected.
- Comment on Back in my day... 2 weeks ago:
There was a significant period of time where I was faster with t9 than the physical keyboard on my original Droid.
- Comment on I don't think so 2 weeks ago:
VW is probably very happy that tesla is now knows as the nazi car maker.
- Comment on Hey Lois, remember the time when it all came tumbling down? That was sweet. 2 weeks ago:
This turned my brain into orange drink.
- Comment on bingo 2 weeks ago:
Forced is a bit of a cop out. Nobody is forced to take a masochist pawn, cut off their arms and legs, and rig them up with a joywire and psychic harmonizer. And nobody ever made hundreds of human skin hats out of necessity.
Though I have on one occasion initiated a nuclear meltdown due to a particularly nasty infestation that caused a full evacuation. The full cataphract armored kill team I sent to reclaim the base got trashed but one managed to limp to the reactor and shut off the cooling.
Oh and the one time I stored an antigrain warhead next to something electrical and a zzt blew the whole base to hell but they wasn’t on purpose.
- Comment on Anon thinks it's over 2 weeks ago:
There’s a formula people like, so they just repeat stuff
- Comment on Historyphotos@piefed lately 2 weeks ago:
The floor is much much lower than this. After the CCA was introduced and the villain had to be caught by the end of every issue, artists just starting making up the most off the wall shit to have someone for the hero to beat up and toss in jail.
- Comment on Aight. Let's be honest. How many of you dress for yourselves, and how many dress for others? 3 weeks ago:
Is that a calico/tabby?
- Comment on Teens charged with murder after deaths of Melbourne boys refuse to attend court 3 weeks ago:
The magistrate said the case was now stuck at an “impasse”
That sounds so British.
"They won’t come to court? Well then, I suppose we are at an impasse.
Judge proceeds to sit and wait for hours.
- Comment on At 1% 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know shit about cables but it’s plugged into a monitor. My intuition is that a monitor shouldn’t be pushing power out through a video input port.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Pretty big learning curve. If it’s supposed to be a fun learning experience, then go for it.
If it’s an out of touch rich guy expecting everyone to have an acceptable level of skill for an actual match, you’re gonna have a bad time.
- Comment on kya 4 weeks ago:
I often think about putting an unreasonably bright backwards facing lightbar on my sedan for just such occasions. Guess what bud, now we both can’t see.
- Comment on Why doesn't Hamas or Israel just meet at a predetrmined place and time and just have out or kill the crap out of each other? Instead of involving civs who don't have anything to do with war? 4 weeks ago:
does not absolve them for committing a genocide.
I wasn’t suggesting it did. I’m saying they handpicked the “safe” spaces, then bombed those same spaces, proving the civilian casualties are intentional and not accidental.
- Comment on Why doesn't Hamas or Israel just meet at a predetrmined place and time and just have out or kill the crap out of each other? Instead of involving civs who don't have anything to do with war? 4 weeks ago:
Israelis decided to don’t care about this civilians any more
They do care, they care because they want to kill as many civilians as possible. That’s why they kept repeatedly bombing the “safe” routes/zones the IDF themselves designated for evacuation dozens of times.
- Comment on Don't forget to turn purple and remove your arms 4 weeks ago:
Gay pose diagram.
- Comment on Oblivion leveling guides be like: 4 weeks ago:
In morrowind, you would gain athletics experience for swimming, even if you weren’t moving. So an easy way to powerlevel was to jump into a canal in balmora, wrap a rubber band around your controller stick, and walk away for a few hours whole your character endlessly swam into a wall leveling up.
I know there were also several broken spell combinations, but my favorite was using a custom fortify jump 100 for 3 seconds and then a fortify jump 200 for 1 second and leaping across the map (because fast travel was transit style between fixed points).
Oh and summons disappear when they die, but if you looted one the same instant you killed it, you could get its gear. So you could create a cheap summon golden saint spell for a few seconds, kill and loot it and repeat for unlimited ebony and glass shields and weapons.
In skyrim, there are enchantments that enhance alchemy, and potions that enhance enchanting, so by alternating between the two, you could create gear with RIDICULOUS enchantments. Like the numbers on them would be in the hundreds of thousands.
- Comment on ugh I hate these notifications 4 weeks ago:
Glances at Nightingale armor with krosis
Both is good.
- Comment on Rest in Peace Jane Goodall. 4 weeks ago:
When they came for the gorrilas we took our dicks out.
- Comment on What's the most offensive word I can use that isn't a slur? 5 weeks ago:
the one that rhymes with regarded
That one was so common in normal 2000’s conversation I am still trying to break the habit of saying it. If anyone has replacements, I’m open to suggestions.
- Comment on Tell me I'm wrong 5 weeks ago:
for some reason
Shaggy was looking for scooby the whole time until he got distracted. It’s like you didn’t even pay attention to the plot.
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on get back here 5 weeks ago:
Little more jpeg for you