Spare a moment for all the children who were never born because their would-be fathers sterilized themselves imitating this show

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• Zagam@piefed.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Conversely, let's spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Steve-O had a sperm count of 51 million, average is 20-30 million. So that calls into question if nut kicks may be a fertility treatment for men.

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    • sober_monk@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m not sure, maybe one of the billion things Steve-O regularly snorted back in the day is the key.

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• MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think one of the most impressive pieces of comedy was in a random Jackass sketch.

  Mall boxing, Knoxville squares off against a one time super heavyweight champion, Butterbean. Butterbean laughs, lets Knoxville take a free shot then proceeds to one punch Knoxville unconscious. Paramedics come and as they’re attending to Knoxville he comes to, looks around and immediately asks “Is Butterbean okay?”

  I die every time. The wherewithal to come out from an almost certain concussion with such a ludicrous assertion/question, just goddamnit, it’s perfect.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some of their comedy stuff was pure genius, like midget bar fight for example.

    Genuinely a hilarious bunch of dudes.

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• turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I remember being in a small casino watching Steve-o perform on a tiny stage, like 5 feet away from me. He wound up staple-gunning his scrotum to his thigh. I blew chunks all over a police officer, and had to be rushed out because I was drinking, in a casino, on a fake ID. Steve-o thought it was hilarious. Good times.

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• IcedRaktajino@startrek.website ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can’t forget it’s pseudo-predecessor America’s Funniest Home Videos and all of the guys recording themselves getting kicked/hit in the groin to try to win $10,000.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Hi! I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Nut Nuking.”

  sticks testicles in microwave

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  • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just gonna give myself a little bit of cancer stan

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Lucky them

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who am I to judge the will of Darwin’s Fury?

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• lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is a net gain

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You joke, but this is a genuine line people are making with child free and transgender people in regard to their reproductive health.

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• chosensilence@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  as much as this show and subsequent movies were instrumental in my interest in physical comedy, thank god those men never bred.

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everyone but Steve-O, Wee Man, Preston, and Brandon has kids.

    Knoxville has 3, Bam has 1, England has 4, Ehren has 1, and Pontius has 1.

    Steve-O had like 2x the average sperm count, but had a vasectomy. He was expecting to find out that he was sterile after all the testicular trauma, but he was hella potent.

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    • chosensilence@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i am referring to the would-be fathers in the title but yeah it is amazing the Jackass boys were able to have kids, haha.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are there cuts of the show or movie without all the shit or puking?

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  • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think you should just watch something else

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But it’s so damn funny!

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’re the lucky ones, not having to deal with *motions in the general direction of everything *

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• SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Survival of the fittest

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A moment of envy?

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