turtlesareneat

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I kissed the dirt and I liked it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They thought they were fucking advancing humanity up there. They probably thought the photos would be published above the fold in the NYT coverage about the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'The Simpsons' announces new Milhouse voice actor following Pamela Hayden's exit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised they don’t just use AI at this point, pay the artists like it was real, and then take the heat as publicity. The end result would be better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WARNING!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gave him an offer, then took it away. Thanks PayPal.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re more likely to have his products used against you, by your government and the corporations that rule you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  +1 learning to parent yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon indulges⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was absolutely like this, juice addicted, then I transitioned into full blown alcoholism, and on the way back out I had to acknowledge serious hypoglycemia and my body had to dry itself out and get used to more stable blood sugar.

  Honestly tho I have not ever been able to control my addiction to sugar since, except during keto (boo) and on semiglutide, and suddenly it’s manageable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats fair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a friend who’s losing the battle with cancer right now and I didn’t really appreciate how bad it would be. Both the cancer itself, and having this much forewarning. I would rather it be quick and surprise. For my sake lol screw everyone else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'A Man on the Inside' Begins Season 2 Production as Netflix Unveils First Look⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like Ted Danson, but I barely got through the first season of this, it was just too slow and felt a little like it was written for a 75 year-old stroke victim. Very “Let’s explain this three times so everyone understands it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation markers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But you only get like <1/2lb of jerky from 1lb of meat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very gently, I’m sure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Microplastics are bad, now macroplastics are bad, I feel like you’re just very anti-plastic at this point and hard to please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forced to lie on a questionnaire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is why proper survey design never allows for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything the body needs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  artificial sweeteners have entered the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marshmallow Test⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep and now apply that to every life decision and suddenly the poverty cycle stops looking like a choice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be the um, joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No NDA on earth prohibits giving a vague idea of what the duties and industry were. You may not be able to say the specific projects you worked on, or maybe even the name of the employer under extreme circumstances, but that would be like MI5 level rare, and those folks aren’t out applying for the jobs you are.

  The real trick is having an LLC so you can just point to that and say you were consulting or self-employed during that time. Or have a friend with one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Black Mirror: Bandersnatch' and 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' Interactive Specials Leaving Netflix⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  These people watched Disney dragging their IP in and out of “the vaults” like clockwork every dozen years and took notes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generational differences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen people discreetly vape weed while walking between concourses in airports, and I’ve done it, and so what. Not around crowds. Bathrooms tho yes. IDK how those of us with legit medical applications are supposed to medicate during travel days otherwise. And thank god for it. I used to have to take harsh anxiety meds instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived in a small town to everyone knew each other’s parents at least from a distance.

  I can’t remember a single parent being attractive.

  Nor do I remember the teachers being attractive, but several of them tapped student ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banker At US Firm Hospitalised With Pancreatic Failure After 110-Hour Workweek⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably an experiment by the C-levels to see how far they could actually take it. Benchmarking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm jealous⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now in damp!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fairy tales⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually wise to avoid trusting the people you see in mirrors as well, never know what they’re doing when you’re not around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can we make lemmy have more relevance?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This really feels like Reddit in the first couple years. It went to shit so gradually I didn’t even notice although I can remember big events. I remember when “downvote ≠ disagree” and the place felt nicer.

  Yeah nowadays Reddit has not just every sub, but every meme version of a sub, and that’s neat, but at what cost? I don’t like being on it, and I’ve been um, banned an awful lot of times lately. Not really worth it. So I will have to try to build the top few communities I am missing here, like centuryhomes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please Let the Simpsons Die: An Open Letter to Matt Groening⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He said at one point he’d never stop on his own accord and I think we see that playing out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunately happens too often I think⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep my dog needs 1+ mile in the morning and at least 2 miles in the afternoon for optimal health - bowels, muscles, etc. He’s 7 now and acts like a dog half his age.

  Then some of my friends are like “I try to take mine around the block at least once a week” and I am sad for their poor dog.

  Hard to find good dogsitters who will actually take them on long walks too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨incredible that this was a show for childrend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  30. Minute. Orgasms.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I decrease acne after shaving my face?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My skin drastically improved once I figured this out, it hates having the top layer scraped off with a blade. Electric razor is perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I seeing political ads for Donald Trump in April of the year of his second inauguration?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at the Atlantic interview.

  “I would never, ever consider running again, I’m against it, I don’t even want to talk about it, it’s a boundary too far, stop asking.”

  “However I do have people shouting in my face that I must.”