turtlesareneat

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why does alcohol stop my back pain but medicine doesn't?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These make you stupid but they do help

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘King of the Hill’ Revival First Details: Hank and Peggy Are Retired, Bobby’s a Dallas Chef, Dale Was Briefly Arlen’s Mayor and More⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s going to be a lot of “that homespun wisdom being ratcheted up to 11 and slathered onto topics of today” which will likely get patronizing quickly, especially if they try to make fun of the younger generation without understanding them.

  Maybe I’m wrong but

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's a noticable influx of trans kids in my job. Are there any topics I should avoid or considerations I should take into account when training them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unknown lip filler shots in the parking lot of a Church’s Chicken

  Is one tradition IDK how today’s kids do it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof that Patrick Stewart exists in the Star Trek universe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He explains how he did it in the article… what is this becoming, reddit?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want a chav boyfriend. Where can I find adult chavs? (If you don't know what that is, they're called bogans in Australia and rednecks in the US)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lend your car out freely. Cosign for things. Make it clear you don’t like condoms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're deep into the baggy era mate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah i grew up in the 90s. The skinny jean crazy didn’t land with me. I wore baggy carpenters until they died, then the widest bootcut I could find.

  Now I am in heaven, my favorite aesthetic is everywhere, baggy jeans, shirt sleeves over long sleeves, hell yes let’s skate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*play imagine being sung by random white celeb*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thankfully lots of us can’t read and are blissfully unaware at this late hour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On trees...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mushrooms are the great undertaker, the great decomposer. The Langoliers. They are just waiting to eat you, and they’re happy to share their fruits in the meantime. They’re fattening you up. They can wait.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am super torn here because pre-back-surgery me looks at these and says “the NERVE of these fuckers” and post-back-surgery me is like “Well that WOULD be nice yes”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Italian style pizza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “made with real cheese” so it can be 1% real cheese and 99% petrochemicals and the line works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft renames "Remote Desktop" to "Windows App". Good luck googling for any help or troubleshooting it.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same but - I was actually relieved Microsoft finally MADE an RDP client for Mac again. What was wrong with RDP for Mac? It was fine and they axed it. But them replacing RDP everywhere is just hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly this. People use the word way too casually these days, but addiction literally means something that’s out of your control despite specific efforts to control it.

  One of those efforts is usually moderation though, so when you see someone questioning or struggling with moderation in a true addiction, you know that there’s hope for them to get clean. They are “contemplative.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This, but if I jerk off before bed and don’t shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren’t all cum-streaked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I kissed the dirt and I liked it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They thought they were fucking advancing humanity up there. They probably thought the photos would be published above the fold in the NYT coverage about the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'The Simpsons' announces new Milhouse voice actor following Pamela Hayden's exit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised they don’t just use AI at this point, pay the artists like it was real, and then take the heat as publicity. The end result would be better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WARNING!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they’re chill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gave him an offer, then took it away. Thanks PayPal.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re more likely to have his products used against you, by your government and the corporations that rule you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  +1 learning to parent yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon indulges⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was absolutely like this, juice addicted, then I transitioned into full blown alcoholism, and on the way back out I had to acknowledge serious hypoglycemia and my body had to dry itself out and get used to more stable blood sugar.

  Honestly tho I have not ever been able to control my addiction to sugar since, except during keto (boo) and on semiglutide, and suddenly it’s manageable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats fair⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a friend who’s losing the battle with cancer right now and I didn’t really appreciate how bad it would be. Both the cancer itself, and having this much forewarning. I would rather it be quick and surprise. For my sake lol screw everyone else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'A Man on the Inside' Begins Season 2 Production as Netflix Unveils First Look⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like Ted Danson, but I barely got through the first season of this, it was just too slow and felt a little like it was written for a 75 year-old stroke victim. Very “Let’s explain this three times so everyone understands it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation markers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But you only get like <1/2lb of jerky from 1lb of meat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very gently, I’m sure⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Microplastics are bad, now macroplastics are bad, I feel like you’re just very anti-plastic at this point and hard to please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forced to lie on a questionnaire⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is why proper survey design never allows for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything the body needs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  artificial sweeteners have entered the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marshmallow Test⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep and now apply that to every life decision and suddenly the poverty cycle stops looking like a choice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be the um, joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No NDA on earth prohibits giving a vague idea of what the duties and industry were. You may not be able to say the specific projects you worked on, or maybe even the name of the employer under extreme circumstances, but that would be like MI5 level rare, and those folks aren’t out applying for the jobs you are.

  The real trick is having an LLC so you can just point to that and say you were consulting or self-employed during that time. Or have a friend with one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Black Mirror: Bandersnatch' and 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' Interactive Specials Leaving Netflix⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These people watched Disney dragging their IP in and out of “the vaults” like clockwork every dozen years and took notes.