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I can fix her

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I can fix her”?

    She can break me.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

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    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As if she didn’t get laid in the psych ward.

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Orderlies don’t count. It’s like being on vacation.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Maybe but she'll need one after too.

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  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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    • lemonskate@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      crazy people need dick too

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    • seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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    • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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      • teamevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        I mean you’re right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage…ouch.

        -even if you don’t vibe it’s going to be amazing

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They do fuck pretty good. It’s like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

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    • some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Look at you, trying to force “common sense” into people. How “admirable”.

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is how you become the ghost.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t bother. She’s already perfect.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As someone currently being ghosted, improvement yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, she definitely ghosted me :(

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