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I can fix her

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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    • sneezycat@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs footjobs.

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  • Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I can fix her”?

    She can break me.

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    • turtlesareneat@discuss.online ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Twice this year, it’s a him but yes. They make borderline in boys too.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She's probably going to need a good lay after that one.

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    • onslaught545@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As if she didn’t get laid in the psych ward.

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      • toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        There's not generally a bounty of desirable dick in the psych ward, trust me

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Orderlies don’t count. It’s like being on vacation.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Maybe but she'll need one after too.

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  • Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How about not putting your dick in crazy?

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    • lemonskate@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      crazy people need dick too

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      • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        But do they deserve dick, is the question.

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    • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Counter point: have you ever put your dick in crazy? Its awesome.

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      • teamevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I mean you’re right if you vibe with similar crazy but that withdrawal and collateral damage…ouch.

        -even if you don’t vibe it’s going to be amazing

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They do fuck pretty good. It’s like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?

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    • seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Stfu mentally ill people deserve affection as much as anyone.

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    • some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Look at you, trying to force “common sense” into people. How “admirable”.

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  • Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is how you become the ghost.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey baby, can I interest you an a folie à deux? 😉

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    • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      God that movie sucked ass.

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        I kind of want to watch it, but I’d have to watch the original Joker first.

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  • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t bother. She’s already perfect.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As someone currently being ghosted, improvement yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, she definitely ghosted me :(

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