PlantDadManGuy
@PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world
- Comment on I...wat 2 days ago:
Technically they train us to ask specifically are you sexually active with men, women or both? I suppose it would be more fair to include intersex people, but that would just lead to us definitely ordering a pregnancy test…
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 5 days ago:
My grandpa had a pawpaw tree in his garden in rural MO and I always wondered how they taste.
- Comment on Unified Theory of American Reality 1 week ago:
Reddit’s razor? Harambe’s razor?
- Comment on Truly 2 weeks ago:
Then he works for the casino, and attracts more suckers like your bestie.
- Comment on Steam Autumn Sale 2025 Has Begun 2 weeks ago:
Just to throw in a different genre, I’m currently enjoying Car-X Street, Forza racing, and need for speed heat.
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 3 weeks ago:
Except it’s not, for anyone who has dogs or actually uses their lawn it’s extremely fragile, and will create a mud pit in any climate that has wet winters.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’m just going to change my head Canon to say he plays a barbarian in Diablo 2.
- Comment on Anon doesn't understand streamer fans 3 weeks ago:
Testosterone is a hell of a drug
- Comment on Choose wisely lemmings 1 month ago:
Elons#1Simp
- Comment on Today’s game consoles are historically overpriced 1 month ago:
Shhh the sweaty neck beards are venting.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 month ago:
Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 month ago:
But transplant surgeons love them 😇
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 month ago:
And deep sea divers
- Comment on He really said this, look it up! 1 month ago:
Fine fuck I’ll go read Karl Marx, you got me.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 1 month ago:
Now that is some kickass artwork
- Comment on President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats 1 month ago:
I took down my American flag after he “won” the last election. This makes me want to burn it in front of my city courthouse. Why the hell does Zelenskyy even bother coming back?
- Comment on kingdom come 2 months ago:
Better check your privilegelium
- Comment on Dik Piks 2 months ago:
💯 secretly she loves the dick pics
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I think they meant E as an estrogen instead of the more common abbreviation for ecstasy.
- Comment on I LIKE CORN! 2 months ago:
S-s-step cob where did your husk go?!?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.
- Comment on I can fix her 3 months ago:
I’m sorry she couldn’t accept your help. You have to forgive yourself. Some people cannot be saved.
- Comment on shrooms 3 months ago:
Have you ever listened to rap music?
- Comment on Amazing Grace 3 months ago:
God bless DP
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 4 months ago:
Do it like they do on the Discovery channel!
- Comment on I feel attacked 4 months ago:
Stick with it, and soon you’ll have a rolling chassis with destroyed interior, body full of rust holes, a crippling Miller lite addiction, and lots of friends with similar rusty old beaters that just need a little TLC.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Morbidly obese. Literally that’s the next category.
- Comment on On trees... 4 months ago:
“ubercreature” excuse me, lichen would like a word with you
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 Launches on June 5th Worldwide; 1080p Screen With 120 FPS and HDR Support, Docked Mode 4K Resolution Support Confirmed 6 months ago:
I mean, yeah, I never said it was a perfect basis for measuring the value of games or anything else in the world. It’s just one metric, and by that measure it’s a pretty good value for time of enjoyment. Congrats on the rug bro.
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 Launches on June 5th Worldwide; 1080p Screen With 120 FPS and HDR Support, Docked Mode 4K Resolution Support Confirmed 6 months ago:
What exactly do you consider high priced? $60 for a game that you end up playing for 10 hours is only $6 an hour. Compared to the price of a movie ticket, that’s pretty cheap entertainment.