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What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat

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Submitted ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This looks so bland… where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?

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  • Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Oh I thought they ate all the documentation of her dating a 17 year old when she was 22.

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  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Feel like this is just what the average autistic gym rat eats for leg day.

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  • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I hope that’s ai because ew

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  • Dagobah@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ed Sheeran fan here. That chicken looks a bit too spicy for me, can I substitute for uncooked tofu please?

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    • Thatuserguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A real Ed Sheeran fan wouldn’t voice his opinion…

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      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I would disagree but I gotta check with Mr. Kraft first to make sure that’s okay

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  • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Car Dinner so white had to let it read my rights. -AZ Chike

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    • barooboodoo@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I really liked his new album, what’d you think?

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      • AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Been enjoying it, I didn’t know about him till look like my mama so I got his whole backlog to go through. He’s doing a show near me next month I’m planning on going to.

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  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That chicken is so white it tried to colonize

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    • Miller@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That chicken is so white it dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages and invented racism and concentration camps.

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      • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.

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  • pieberry@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This feels like punching down.

    Let people like what they like.

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    • hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Nah its supporting a billionaire.

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      • pieberry@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How is what I said virtue signaling?

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    • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Everything is punching down. And live by your own advice.

      I like bashing paint by numbers pop music, let me enjoy what I enjoy

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    • apprehensivecrab1@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How is it punching down to make fun of someone for eating bland food?

      Many people who eat like this are closed minded to trying foods from other cultures because they use flavors and spices that add richness to the food that they perceive as “unsafe”. This often extrapolates out to a weird form of xenophobia.

      It’s not punching down to make fun of xenophobes….

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    • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I will (not) judge you for preferring this dish.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just started dating one, she tells me she doesn’t like onion. Like what? You eat onion in so much shit without realizing it! How do you not like onion‽

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    • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      My husband doesn’t eat onion, pepper, mushroom and any other “weird” vegetable. Try cooking with these restrictions. If I have to use one of these, he’ll eat it, but he won’t like it, so I feel like it’s not fair to serve to him constantly, only once in a while.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Those are like the 3 things I use the most! God, I feel for you!

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    • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      9jwZPQLZirHt2VV.jpeg

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      • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have a hypothesis but am not smart enough to verify. But I think Onion affects some people like cilantro. Where a portion of people have a reaction to it and others do not. But mostly that they are responding to onion’s intended natural defense of vapor and oil.

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    • BladeFederation@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I have a love hate relationship with it. The extra flavor onion can add is god tier. The texture is awful. So I cook with it but leave minimal pieces left in the dish.

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      • MasterNerd@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s interesting. I’m huge on texture and I love onions for theirs. Tomatoes on the other hand…

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    • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t like onions either. The taste is ok sometimes, but not very nice. And the texture is awful.

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      • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Practically every cuisine around the world uses onion.

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      • BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Out of curiosity, is it any onions?

        Like there’s white, yellow, and red onions. On top of that, lightly cooked yellow onions are far different from heavily carmalized ones (crunchy and oniony vs soft and sweet)

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      • cinoreus@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Raw onions have an awsome texture come on.

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    • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I am kind of the same way with garlic. I can certainly enjoy foods that have garlic as one of the ingredients, but if it’s the main flavor, I tend to not like it. Like, if I’m choosing from the hummus varieties available to me, I have no problem with the plain hummus that obviously has garlic in it, but I don’t like the “roasted garlic” variety that has extra garlic.

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I love garlic in all forms but I have to agree - garlic as a seasoning is very different to garlic as a flavour.

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    • TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe it makes her fart.

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      • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Why are we listing more reasons to like onion?

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    • LwL@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I kinda hate onion. If I don’t taste it it’s fine but any dish that I’ve tried both with and without I heavily prefer without. Fried onions are the exception for me.

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    • wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I also dont like union like the caremelized shit it sucks but if its cooked into a dish i can enjoy it maybe sm like this?

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  • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Side of mayo? Or is that too spicy?

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    • BladeFederation@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If they’re feeling adventurous

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      • cheat700000007@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s what salt is for

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    • NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the joke I came for.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that’s what my dog eats, easy on her stomach. She doesn’t care much for TS tho

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    • PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Is this like rice with Greek yogurt on top or WTF mate?

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  • kayohtie@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fucking slop

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    • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How can you tell? Wouldn’t be hard to shoot this photo at all

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  • BaraCoded@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    [Crying in French, full mental breakdown]

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Still like wiping your ass with silk :)

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  • Valthorn@feddit.nu ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Two thirds of a Gym Bro Special

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    • Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, that was my first thought.

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    • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      rice

      gym gurl special

      You know much carbs that is?!?

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      • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        When you’re actually working out a lot, you need carbs … especially starchy, long-lasting carbs.

        And not just to have energy to burn during your workout, either. Rebuilding muscle requires protein to supply the building blocks, yes, but it also requires energy to assemble those building blocks together.

        A diet tuned for a rigorous workout regimen needs both protein and carbs.

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    HAHA TEEN GURLS SUCK!! AMIRITE!!!

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    • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It isn’t the teen girls. It is the mid life crisis moms who see her as a proxy for the life they didn’t get.

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      • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        I mean, people can also be casually misogynistic about the interests of middle aged women ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AI slop? Probably.

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    • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hopefully. If it wasn’t, some person wasted two chickens’ life.

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    • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I would rather believe this is AI than real.

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Literally the food I give my pup when her stomach is upset.

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    • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same, mine had stomach issues so I got good at making this… it’s sooo difficult /s. But after she would recover my mom would treat her “grand puppy” with some flavored chicken and rice… guess who’s cooking the furball liked better lol. But it did help transition her back to regular dog food by mixing it it with progressively more dog food until the good stuff was gone.

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      • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The problem with Lemmy is I’m not entirely sure you two are both talking about canines.

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  • bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a Swiftie, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

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  • gollumsfish@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was at the Eras Tour and the concert was the best experience I’ve ever had, even better than Rammstein.

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dont say that

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    • EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why do you feel it was the best experience?

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      • gollumsfish@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The energy was surreal, even back to the last seats. The set list and the production did an extremely great job in putting you into a fully new vibe every era change, it felt like you’ve been to multiple concerts. The music was also great – and believe it or not – Taylor’s vocals gave you a chill. She’s an amazing storyteller and lyricist and I was surprised by her skills as a performer and singer, even if you might disagree with it. But I’ve heard her live.

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Where did you get $10K for concert tickets?

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      • gollumsfish@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I paid 250€ for two tickets but I also don’t live in a country that allows ticket scalping. You can sell tickets only at the price you bought them for.

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      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Probably at the concert ticket store, like everyone else.

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It took me a long time to even register that as food

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Rice with copious amounts of mayo?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This reminded me of a Ghoosebumps story that ends with a kid eating nothing but purely white foods.

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  • sas@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wtf is this

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  • bajabound@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Where’s that video I saw of dropping chicken breast in a jar of plain water and doing some sous vide dishwasher cooking.

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