Ed Sheeran fan here. That chicken looks a bit too spicy for me, can I substitute for uncooked tofu please?
What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat
Submitted 2 weeks ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Dagobah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A real Ed Sheeran fan wouldn’t voice his opinion…
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would disagree but I gotta check with Mr. Kraft first to make sure that’s okay
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Holy shit over 200 upvotes on Lemmy. Well deserved
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Just started dating one, she tells me she doesn’t like onion. Like what? You eat onion in so much shit without realizing it! How do you not like onion‽
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Viceversa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t like onions either. The taste is ok sometimes, but not very nice. And the texture is awful.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Practically every cuisine around the world uses onion.
BlueOysterCultist@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Out of curiosity, is it any onions?
Like there’s white, yellow, and red onions. On top of that, lightly cooked yellow onions are far different from heavily carmalized ones (crunchy and oniony vs soft and sweet)
cinoreus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Raw onions have an awsome texture come on.
BladeFederation@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I have a love hate relationship with it. The extra flavor onion can add is god tier. The texture is awful. So I cook with it but leave minimal pieces left in the dish.
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That’s interesting. I’m huge on texture and I love onions for theirs. Tomatoes on the other hand…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dude you just made me want to make French onion soup
restingOface@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
I am kind of the same way with garlic. I can certainly enjoy foods that have garlic as one of the ingredients, but if it’s the main flavor, I tend to not like it. Like, if I’m choosing from the hummus varieties available to me, I have no problem with the plain hummus that obviously has garlic in it, but I don’t like the “roasted garlic” variety that has extra garlic.
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I love garlic in all forms but I have to agree - garlic as a seasoning is very different to garlic as a flavour.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
I have a hypothesis but am not smart enough to verify. But I think Onion affects some people like cilantro. Where a portion of people have a reaction to it and others do not. But mostly that they are responding to onion’s intended natural defense of vapor and oil.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Alliums (which includes onions) are not uncommon food allergy so there’s something in your theory
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I didn’t like onions in my childhood. I grew fond of them when approaching adulthood, particularly when I moved out and started properly cooking for myself and buying my own fast food. Now a sandwich without onion doesn’t taste right.
So I think it’s rather a matter of a particular configuration of tastebuds. Just like I grew out of liking overly sweet foods.
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 2 weeks ago
Maybe it makes her fart.
CluckN@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why are we listing more reasons to like onion?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My wife loves taylor swift and thinks pepper is too spicey
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
My husband doesn’t eat onion, pepper, mushroom and any other “weird” vegetable. Try cooking with these restrictions. If I have to use one of these, he’ll eat it, but he won’t like it, so I feel like it’s not fair to serve to him constantly, only once in a while.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Those are like the 3 things I use the most! God, I feel for you!
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
You could try pawning your husband off on my ex-wife. She has all of the same “restrictions”, but also bell peppers and garlic. Oh and no fish of any sort, except for herring, which she’ll eat tons of whenever pregnant (which I think would be most of the time if she could)
LwL@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I kinda hate onion. If I don’t taste it it’s fine but any dish that I’ve tried both with and without I heavily prefer without. Fried onions are the exception for me.
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I also dont like union like the caremelized shit it sucks but if its cooked into a dish i can enjoy it maybe sm like this?
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
My mom hated onions and could tell if there was even a tiny amount in something. I didn’t like them much as a kid either
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My mom’s the same way, except she can only taste the onion when being told it’s in the dish…even when there is none
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Side of mayo? Or is that too spicy?
NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This is the joke I came for.
Valthorn@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
Two thirds of a Gym Bro Special
ms_lane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
rice
gym gurl special
You know much carbs that is?!?
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
When you’re actually working out a lot, you need carbs … especially starchy, long-lasting carbs.
And not just to have energy to burn during your workout, either. Rebuilding muscle requires protein to supply the building blocks, yes, but it also requires energy to assemble those building blocks together.
A diet tuned for a rigorous workout regimen needs both protein and carbs.
Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 2 weeks ago
Yeah, that was my first thought.
kayohtie@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Fucking slop
ddplf@szmer.info 2 weeks ago
How can you tell? Wouldn’t be hard to shoot this photo at all
webadict@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s slop. AI food pictures tend to crop and blur on the edges, as seen here. Additionally, that electric top has 6 fucking loops, which is insane. Also, weird rice bumps on the chicken. Also, the tilt and angle aspects look off.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
AI slop? Probably.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hopefully. If it wasn’t, some person wasted two chickens’ life.
binarytobis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would rather believe this is AI than real.
pieberry@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
This feels like punching down.
Let people like what they like.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
pieberry@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
How is what I said virtue signaling?
apprehensivecrab1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How is it punching down to make fun of someone for eating bland food?
Many people who eat like this are closed minded to trying foods from other cultures because they use flavors and spices that add richness to the food that they perceive as “unsafe”. This often extrapolates out to a weird form of xenophobia.
It’s not punching down to make fun of xenophobes….
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Everything is punching down. And live by your own advice.
I like bashing paint by numbers pop music, let me enjoy what I enjoy
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I will (not) judge you for preferring this dish.
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah its supporting a billionaire.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Literally the food I give my pup when her stomach is upset.
oppy1984@lemdro.id 2 weeks ago
Same, mine had stomach issues so I got good at making this… it’s sooo difficult /s. But after she would recover my mom would treat her “grand puppy” with some flavored chicken and rice… guess who’s cooking the furball liked better lol. But it did help transition her back to regular dog food by mixing it it with progressively more dog food until the good stuff was gone.
CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 2 weeks ago
The problem with Lemmy is I’m not entirely sure you two are both talking about canines.
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This looks so bland… where is the mayonnaise to spice it up?
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Too spicey
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I need something to cut down the heat of the boiled chicken
Flagstaff@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Mayo isn’t spicy! Spicy mayo is spicy.
Dearth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I know a swiftie that would sous vide chicken breast then cube them. She’d carry one around in a ziplock baggie so she could meet her daily protein goals. Only salt.
bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
As a Swiftie, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Are Taylor Swift fans gym rats?
AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
CarDinner so white had to let it read my rights. -AZ Chikebarooboodoo@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I really liked his new album, what’d you think?
AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Been enjoying it, I didn’t know about him till look like my mama so I got his whole backlog to go through. He’s doing a show near me next month I’m planning on going to.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Feel like this is just what the average autistic gym rat eats for leg day.
gollumsfish@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I was at the Eras Tour and the concert was the best experience I’ve ever had, even better than Rammstein.
EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Why do you feel it was the best experience?
gollumsfish@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The energy was surreal, even back to the last seats. The set list and the production did an extremely great job in putting you into a fully new vibe every era change, it felt like you’ve been to multiple concerts. The music was also great – and believe it or not – Taylor’s vocals gave you a chill. She’s an amazing storyteller and lyricist and I was surprised by her skills as a performer and singer, even if you might disagree with it. But I’ve heard her live.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Where did you get $10K for concert tickets?
gollumsfish@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I paid 250€ for two tickets but I also don’t live in a country that allows ticket scalping. You can sell tickets only at the price you bought them for.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 weeks ago
Probably at the concert ticket store, like everyone else.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
9point6@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It took me a long time to even register that as food
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
This reminded me of a Ghoosebumps story that ends with a kid eating nothing but purely white foods.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m ootl, someone explain for me
sas@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Wtf is this
nullspace@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Catty incel energy.
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
[Crying in French, full mental breakdown]
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Rice with copious amounts of mayo?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Joke’s on you. They’ll outlive us all
Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Oh I thought they ate all the documentation of her dating a 17 year old when she was 22.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
HAHA TEEN GURLS SUCK!! AMIRITE!!!
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I hope that’s ai because ew
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I’m out of the loop.
Swifties are Mike Pence white? Are they Mike Pence xenophobic?
bajabound@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Where’s that video I saw of dropping chicken breast in a jar of plain water and doing some sous vide dishwasher cooking.
Klostein@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That chicken is so white it tried to colonize
Miller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That chicken is so white it dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages and invented racism and concentration camps.
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.